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Although Not Considered A Martial Art, Boxing Is Really A Martial Art. It's A Very Limited Martial Art As Long As You Agree To Just Box... But In An Actual Physical Fight Against Someone Who's Just A Wrestler, You're Going To Get Killed.

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Although Not Considered A

Joe Rogan

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Although Not Considered A Martial Art, Boxing Is Really A Martial Art. It's A Very Limited Martial Art As Long As You Agree To Just Box... But In An Actual Physical Fight Against Someone Who's Just A Wrestler, You're Going To Get Killed.

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It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone Who Isn't Funny. It's Horrifying To Sit In The Back And Watch Some Guy Who Just Totally Sucks.

I Always Do That At The End Of Shows, Like A Q&a Session. First Of All It Lets People Know That This Isn't Some Preprogrammed, Press-play Show Where I Have To Say The Exact Same Words In The Exact Same Order. That's Part Of The Thing With Live Comedy Is That People Like The Fun Aspect Of It And I Enjoy The Taking Questions Part.

Like Any Tool [drugs] Can Help You Or Hurt You.

Richard Pryor Is, In My Mind, The Most Honest Comedian. He Bared His Soul To People. I Think That's Why Everybody Loved Him So Much.

So Many Times I've Done A Cd, And Then The Week After I Record It, I've Got This New Tagline That's Killer. And It Makes The Whole Bit Better. It Happens All The Time. But That's Just The Process Of Comedy.

Anytime We Go To A New Town I Try To Book A Show. I Literally Know Nothing About The Club.

Despite All The Advancements In Science, And All Things About Religion That Are Disproved It Still Marches On. The Bottom Line Is That The Only Real, Absolutely Provable Answers About Life And Our Place In The Universe Are Provided By Science, And Religion Has Been Holding Down Science Since Day One.

I Think There Is More Comedians Now Than Ever, More Venues Now Than Ever. There Are Stand-ups Who Live In Towns Where They Don't Have Many Comedy Clubs Where They Are Organizing More Comedy Nights In Bars. I Just Think This Is A Fantastic Time For Stand Up.

I Love Coming To D.c. I Think It's A Very Unusual City. It's So Fascinating That It's This Weird Place That Everything Thinks Of As The Capital Of The Country, There Is So Much International Business, Political Stuff That Is Connected To That Part Of The Country That It Has A Very Charred Atmosphere.

The Mind Is The Most Important Thing Of The Big Picture And No One Has A Stronger Mindset Than Amateur Wrestlers.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

The Time You Spend Hating On Someone Robs You Of Your Own Time. You Are Literally Hating On Yourself And You Don't Even Realize It.

People Say You Can Abuse Marijuana. You Can Abuse Cheeseburgers. Does That Mean We Should Close Burger Kings.

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