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Some Nights It Was A Melee, Literally, Where I'd Be Standing Trying To Defend Myself For What I Was Doing. People Would Be Screaming At Me To Do My Old Act, And Getting Actually Violent And Angry At Me.

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Some Nights It Was

Jim Carrey

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Some Nights It Was A Melee, Literally, Where I'd Be Standing Trying To Defend Myself For What I Was Doing. People Would Be Screaming At Me To Do My Old Act, And Getting Actually Violent And Angry At Me.

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I Learned Many Great Lessons From My Father, Not The Least Of Which, Was That You Can Fail At What You Don't Want So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love

Doing What You Love

You Know, I Live A Monastic Lifestyle. No, I Do. I Do Live In Extremes, Basically. I Go Back And Forth. Once Every Six Months, I'll Have A Day Where I Eat More Chocolate Than Has Ever Been Consumed By A Human Being.

I Try To Do Something The Audience Might Not Have Seen Before.

Never Been Kissed

You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

Doing What You Love

I Don't Think Human Beings Learn Anything Without Desperation. Desperation Is A Necessary Ingredient To Learning Anything Or Creating Anything. Period. If You Ain't Desperate At Some Point, You Ain't Interesting.

I Used To Draw A Lot. If My Mother Would Ask Me To Do Something Else, I'd Have A Hairy Conniption. I'd Just Go Crazy.

Our Love Is Like A Red, Red Rose... And I Am A Little Thorny.

One Of My Mission Statements With All Of My Art Has Been To Stop The World For People. I Want To Stop The Worrying And Stop The World.

Always Turn Your Wheel In The Direction Of The Skid.

I Don't Make It In Regular Channels, And That's Okay For Me.

Before I Do Anything, I Think, Well What Hasn't Been Seen. Sometimes, That Turns Out To Be Something Ghastly And Not Fit For Society. And Sometimes That Inspiration Becomes Something That's Really Worthwhile.

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