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In Retrospect It Always Seems To Work Out That You Can Look Back On Something That Was A Disaster And Find Some Gems In There.

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In Retrospect It Always

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In Retrospect It Always Seems To Work Out That You Can Look Back On Something That Was A Disaster And Find Some Gems In There.

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I Absolutely Want To Have A Career Where You Make'em Laugh And Make'em Cry. It's All Theater.

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I'm Not In A Recession. I'm Doing Very, Very Well. I'm Doing Incredibly Well. I Just Want To Be Honest. I Really Am Kicking Ass.

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I Would Challenge Anybody In Their Darkest Moment To Write What They're Grateful For, Even Stupid Little Things Like The Green Grass That Made Them Feel Good, The Friendly Conversation They Had With Somebody On An Alevator. You Start To Realize How Rich You Are.

I've Tried Everything. I've Done Therapy, I've Done Colonics. I Went To A Psychic Who Had Me Running Around Town Buying Pieces Of Ribbon To Fill The Colors In My Aura. Did The Prozac Thing.

50 Years: Here's A Time When You Have To Separate Yourself From What Other People Expect Of You, And Do What You Love. Because If You Find Yourself 50 Years Old And You Aren't Doing What You Love, Then What's The Point?

I Was On Prozac For A Long Time. It May Have Helped Me Out Of A Jam For A Little Bit, But People Stay On It Forever.

I Don't Think Human Beings Learn Anything Without Desperation. Desperation Is A Necessary Ingredient To Learning Anything Or Creating Anything. Period. If You Ain't Desperate At Some Point, You Ain't Interesting.

You Love The Person For Who They Are, Flaws And All. You Can't Help Who You Love, Either. It Comes From A Different Side Of Your Brain Than The Logic Part That Tells You That This Person Is Horrible For You - "you Should Walk Away!" While You're Walking Away, The Other Part Of Your Brain Is Trying To Gain Control Of Your Bodily Functions. "turn Around! She's The One!"

I've Been On A Quest For Spiritual Answers For A Long Time. The Things I've Learned About Interconnectedness And Non-duality And The Feeling Of Tapping Into Your Soul That Goes Beyond The Edge Of Your Skin Is Important To Me. Once I Learned That, I'm Far Less Often Trapped In My Own Little Man Problems. Me Against The Universe Problems.

I'm Very Serious About No Alcohol, No Drugs. Life Is Too Beautiful.

Funny Sarcastic

My Career Has Been In A Weird Kind Of Like Low-flying Under The Radar-kind Of Place. I Never Made It On "saturday Night Live" Where All My Friends Did.

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My Mother Was A Professional Sick Person; She Took A Lot Of Pain Pills. There Are Many People Like That. It's Just How They Are Used To Getting Attention. I Always Remember She's The Daughter Of Alcoholics Who'd Leave Her Alone At Christmas Time.

I Always Have Been Introspective, Since I Was A Little Kid, Since I Could Remember, I Was Sitting In A Closet Trying To Write Out The Meaning Of The Universe. That's Been My Whole Life.

You Are The Vanguard Of Knowledge And Consciousness; A New Wave In A Vast Ocean Of Possibilities.

I Have No Limits! I Cannot Be Contained Because I'm The Container.

You Can Fail At What You Don’t Want, So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

I Come From The Philosophy Of: "whatever Happens To Me Is The Greatest Thing That Could Happen, No Matter What." Sometimes In The Moment I Have A Regret, But Then I Have Found Myself Every Time Down The Line Saying To Myself: "i Wouldn't Be Here If It Weren't For That So Called Failure."

All I Want To Make Sure Of Is That She's Doing Something She Loves. Watch Your Kids When They Sit Down And Absolutely Get Lost In Something. Maybe That's What They Should Be Doing-the Thing They're Dying To Do All The Time.

There Are Peaks, There Are Valleys. But They're All Kind Of Carved And Smoothed Out, And It Feels Like A Low Level Of Despair You Live In. Where You're Not Getting Any Answers, But You're Living Ok. And You Can Smile At The Office. You Know? But It's A Low Level Of Despair. I Was On Prozac For A Long Time. It May Have Helped Me Out Of A Jam For A Little Bit, But People Stay On It Forever. I Had To Get Off At A Certain Point Because I Realized That, You Know, Everything's Just Ok.

Ya Know What I Do Almost Every Day? I Wash. Personal Hygiene Is Part Of The Package With Me.

Personal Hygiene

A Better You Means A Better Universe.

Self Confidence

I'm So Wrapped Up In My Work That It's Often Impossible To Consider Other Things In My Life. My Marriage Ended In Divorce Because Of This, My Relationship With Holly Has Suffered By This.

Any1 Who Would Run Out To Buy An Assault Rifle After The Newtown Massacre Has Very Little Left In Their Body Or Soul Worth Protecting. ;^

Fear Is Going To Be A Player In Your Life, But You Get To Decide How Much.

I Just Want To Be Myself.

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