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You Are Ready And Able To Do Beautiful Things In This World....you Will Only Ever Have Two Choices: Love Or Fear. Choose Love, And Don’t Ever Let Fear Turn You Against Your Playful Heart.

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You Are Ready And Able To Do Beautiful Things In This World....you Will Only Ever Have Two Choices: Love Or Fear. Choose Love, And Don’t Ever Let Fear Turn You Against Your Playful Heart.

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I Just Like Being Creative, Whatever Way I Have To Do It.

I Don't Care If People Think I Am An Overactor, As Long As They Enjoy What I Do. People Who Think That Would Call Van Gogh An Overpainter.

I Don't Think Anybody Should Go Through Life Without A Team Of Psychologists. I Have Been Through Times When I'm Literally Squatting In The Living Room, Having One Of Those Open-throated Cries, Where You're Crying All The Way To Your Butthole. I Always Believed I Would Come Out Of It, Though.

I'd Like To Thank My Mother, My Father, The Academy. I'm Sorry. I Was Thinking Of Something Else.

I Don't Believe In This Fairy Tale Of Staying Together For Ever. Ten Years With Somebody Is Enough. In Ten Years, You Can Give A Lot Of Love.

I Know This Sounds Strange, But As A Kid, I Was Really Shy. Painfully Shy. The Turning Point Was Freshman Year, When I Was The Biggest Geek Alive. No One, I Mean No One, Even Talked To Me.

As Far As I Can Tell, It's Just About Letting The Universe Know What You Want And Then Working Toward It While Letting Go Of How It Comes To Pass.

You Know, I Live A Monastic Lifestyle. No, I Do. I Do Live In Extremes, Basically. I Go Back And Forth. Once Every Six Months, I'll Have A Day Where I Eat More Chocolate Than Has Ever Been Consumed By A Human Being.

Be Grateful. Find Something To Be Grateful For. Don't Do Too Many Things That Make You Feel Like You Deserve To Lose Because We Do Program Our Own Computers. I Believe There Is A Plus And A Minus Column And If You End Up On The Minus Column, Your Own Conscience Will Make You Lose.

I Got Paid A Lot Of Money At One Point So The Focus Became, For A Lot Of People, About That, But For Me, It's Always Been The Same Goal: To Stop The World For People.

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