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Everybody Expects The Fairy Tale - You're Going To Be Together Forever With Somebody. I Don't Really Subscribe To That. I'd Love That To Happen If That Happened, But Ten Years Is Enough. Ten Years Is A Good Thing With Somebody, I Think. It's A Nice Thing. A Lot Of Good Love Can Happen In Ten Years.

-Jim Carrey

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Everybody Expects The Fairy

Jim Carrey

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Everybody Expects The Fairy Tale - You're Going To Be Together Forever With Somebody. I Don't Really Subscribe To That. I'd Love That To Happen If That Happened, But Ten Years Is Enough. Ten Years Is A Good Thing With Somebody, I Think. It's A Nice Thing. A Lot Of Good Love Can Happen In Ten Years.

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Self Confidence

To Find Real Peace You Have To Let The Armor Go. Your Need For Acceptance Can Make You Invisible In This World. Don't Let Anything Stand In The Way Of The Light That Shines Through This Form. Risk Being Seen In All Of Your Glory.

I Discovered A New Thing In The Lord's Prayer That Kind Of Hit Me. "on Earth As It Is Heaven" To Me It Means Whatever You Take Out Into The World Is What You're Going To Draw Out. Like Those Days When You're All Yang And No Yin, And You're Fighting With People Inside, And You Can't Calm Yourself Down, And Suddenly You're Pulled Over By The Cops. Everything Goes Wrong In The Same Day Because You Created It. So, If You Get Heaven Within You, It'll Be All Around You. If Hell Is Within You, It'll Be Around You. It's Always Created Here First.

I Just Wanna Hang Out. No Big Deal!

I Hope I'll Never Be Is Drunk With My Own Power.

Everything You Gain In Life Will Rot And Fall Apart, And All That Will Be Left Of You Is What Was In Your Heart.

You Know, I Live A Monastic Lifestyle. No, I Do. I Do Live In Extremes, Basically. I Go Back And Forth. Once Every Six Months, I'll Have A Day Where I Eat More Chocolate Than Has Ever Been Consumed By A Human Being.

Come Back Here So That I May Brain Thee!

My Life Is Not Unlike Truman's. I Can't Go Anywhere.

Originality Is Really Important.

Life Is An Ordeal, Albeit An Exciting One, But I Wouldn't Trade It For The Good Old Days Of Poverty And Obscurity.

So Many Of Us Choose Our Path Out Of Fear Disguised As Practicality. What We Really Want Seems Impossibly Out Of Reach And Ridiculous To Expect, So We Never Dare To Ask The Universe For It.

I Really Have Always Thought Of Myself As Somebody Who Lives In The Middle Of The Wheel And Is Able To Go To The Extreme, To The Outside Of The Wheel In Any Direction. The Best Case Scenario For Me Is To Be Able To Be Centered And Then Go Out.

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