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Kids Need To Be Educated About Sex And Sexuality And If They're Going To Have Sex, Learn How To Protect Themselves And Not Get Pregnant.

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Sandra Bernhard

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Kids Need To Be Educated About Sex And Sexuality And If They're Going To Have Sex, Learn How To Protect Themselves And Not Get Pregnant.

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