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I Meant No Harm I Most Truly Did Not, But I Had To Grow Bigger So Bigger I Got. I Biggered My Factory, I Biggered My Roads, I Biggered The Wagons, I Biggered The Loads, Of The Thneeds I Shipped Out I Was Shipping Them Forth From The South, To The East, To The West. To The North, I Went Right On Biggering Selling More Thneeds. And I Biggered My Money Which Everyone Needs.

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I Meant No Harm

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I Meant No Harm I Most Truly Did Not, But I Had To Grow Bigger So Bigger I Got. I Biggered My Factory, I Biggered My Roads, I Biggered The Wagons, I Biggered The Loads, Of The Thneeds I Shipped Out I Was Shipping Them Forth From The South, To The East, To The West. To The North, I Went Right On Biggering Selling More Thneeds. And I Biggered My Money Which Everyone Needs.

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