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I Know It May Seem Small And Insignificant, But It's Not About What It Is, It's About What It Can Become. That's Not A Seed, Any More Than You're Just A Boy.

You Have To Be Odd To Be Number One.

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did You Ever Ride A Wump? We Have A Wump With Just One Hump. But, We Know A Man Called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump Has A Seven Hump Wump. So... If You Bump! Bump! Just Jump On The Hump On The Wump Of Gump.

I Like Nonsense, It Wakes Up The Brain Cells. Fantasy Is A Necessary Ingredient In Living.

I Meant No Harm I Most Truly Did Not, But I Had To Grow Bigger So Bigger I Got. I Biggered My Factory, I Biggered My Roads, I Biggered The Wagons, I Biggered The Loads, Of The Thneeds I Shipped Out I Was Shipping Them Forth From The South, To The East, To The West. To The North, I Went Right On Biggering Selling More Thneeds. And I Biggered My Money Which Everyone Needs.

Horton, The Kangaroo Has Sent Vlad!' Vlad? I Know Two Vlads. One Is A Cute Little Bunny That Brings Me Cookies. The Other Is Bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which One Do You Think?' Bad Vlad?' Good Call.

Because When A Guy Does Something Stupid Once, Well, That’s Because He’s Guy. But If He Does The Same Stupid Thing Twice, That’s Usually To Impress Some Girl.

You’ll Miss The Best Things If You Keep Your Eyes Shut.

Sometimes The Questions Are Complicated And The Answers Are Simple.

Be Awesome! Be A Book Nut!

You're On Your Own. And You Know What You Know. And You Are The One Who'll Decide Where To Go.

Knowing Who You Are

The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.

When He Worked, He Really Worked. But When He Played, He Really Played.

When You're In A Slump, You're Not In For Much Fun. Un-slumping Yourself Is Not Easily Done.

Don't Live To Please Everyone. Embrace Those Who Enjoy Your Company And To Hell With The Haters.

If You Never Did You Should. These Things Are Fun And Fun Is Good.

When The World Says, "give Up," Hope Whispers, "try It One More Time".you Have More Potential Than You Believe You Do.don't Cry Because Its Over, Smile Because It Happened.

Today I Shall Behave, As If This Is The Day I Will Be Remembered.

Famous Motivational

I Know I Am In Love Because I Am Finding It Difficult To Fall Asleep Nowadays. This Is Because After Having You Around Me Now I Find That Reality Is Better Than Dreams.

If I Were Invited To A Dinner Party With My Characters, I Wouldn't Show Up.

Funny Inspirational

The Sun Did Not Shine. It Was Too Wet To Play. So We Sat In The House. All That Cold, Cold, Wet Day.

Now, The Star-belly Sneetches Had Bellies With Stars. The Plain-belly Sneetches Had None Upon Thars.

Don't Grumble! Don't Stew! Some Critters Are Much-much, Oh, Ever So Much-much So Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

[latin] Allows You To Adore Words, Take Them Apart And Find Out Where They Came From.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

Thank Goodness For All The Things You Are Not, Thank Goodness You're Not Something Someone Forgot, And Left All Alone In Some Punkerish Place, Like A Rusty Tin Coat Hanger Hanging In Space.

Adults Are Obsolete Children.

From There To Here, And Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

You Will Come To A Place Where The Streets Are Not Marked. Some Windows Are Lighted. But Mostly They're Darked. But Mostly They're Darked. A Place You Could Sprain Both Your Elbow And Chin! Do You Dare To Stay Out? Do You Dare To Go In? How Much Can You Lose? How Much Can You Win?

You Know You're In Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because Reality Is Finally Better Than Your Dreams.

A Kid Is A Guy I Never Wrote Down To. He's Interested In What I Say If I Make It Interesting.

Out There Things Can Happen, And Frequently Do, To People As Brainy And Footsy As You. And When Things Start To Happen, Don't Worry, Don't Stew. Just Go Right Along, You'll Start Happening Too!

I Start Drawing, And Eventually The Characters Involve Themselves In A Situation. Then In The End, I Go Back And Try To Cut Out Most Of The Preachments.

You Won't Lag Behind, Because You'll Have The Speed. You'll Pass The Whole Gang And You'll Soon Take The Lead. Wherever You Fly, You'll Be Best Of The Best. Wherever You Go, You Will Top All The Rest. Except When You Don't. Because, Sometimes, You Won't.

You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]

And He, He Himself, The Grinch - Carved The Roast Beast.

Today Was Good. Today Was Fun. Tomorrow Is Another One.

I Have Heard There Are Troubles Of More Than One Kind. Some Come From Ahead And Some Come From Behind. But I've Bought A Big Bat. I'm All Ready You See. Now My Troubles Are Going To Have Troubles With Me!

If You Want To Catch Beasts You Don't See Every Day, You Have To Go Places Quite Out Of The Way, You Have To Go Places No Others Can Get To. You Have To Get Cold And You Have Too Get Wet, Too.

I Meant What I Said And I Said What I Meant.

Green Eggs And Ham

Nonsense Wakes Up The Brain Cells. And It Helps Develop A Sense Of Humor, Which Is Awfully Important In This Day And Age.

It Has Often Been Said There’s So Much To Be Read, You Never Can Cram All Those Words In Your Head. So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads. That's Why My Belief Is The Briefer The Brief Is, The Greater The Sigh Of The Reader's Relief Is. And That's Why Your Books Have Such Power And Strength. You Publish With Shorth! (shorth Is Better Than Length.)

Fill Your House With Stacks Of Books, In All The Crannies And All The Nooks.

Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember Life's A Great Balancing Act.

It's A Troublesome World. All The People Who Are In It Are Troubled With Troubles Almost Every Minute. You Ought To Be Thankful, A Whole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not.

Simple It's Not, I'm Afraid You Will Find, For A Mind Maker-upper To Make Up His Mind

I Am The Lorax. I Speak For The Trees. I Speak For The Trees For The Trees Have No Tongues.

You're Never Too Old, Too Wacky, Too Wild, To Pick Up A Book And Read To A Child.

I’m Glad We Had The Times Together Just To Laugh And Sing A Song, Seems Like We Just Got Started And Then Before You Know It, The Times We Had Together Were Gone.

Funny Inspirational

It All Began With A Shoe On The Wall. A Shoe On The Wall Shouldn't Be There At All.

When At Last We Are Sure, You've Been Properly Pilled, Then A Few Paper Forms, Must Be Properly Filled. So That You And Your Heirs, May Be Properly Billed.

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True!

Congratulations! Today Is Your Day!

Congratulations

Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.

It Came Without Ribbions, It Cames Without Tags, It Came Without Packages, Boxes, Or Bags. Christmas Can't Be Bought From A Store. Maybe Christmas Means A Little Bit More.

So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs, Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads.

Funny Inspirational

And That Is A Story That No One Can Beat, When I Say That I Saw It On Mulberry Street.

My Shoe Is Off. My Foot Is Cold. I Have A Bird I Like To Hold.

Whats The Point Of Fitting In, When We Were Meant To Stand Out?

In My World, Everyone's A Pony And They All Eat Rainbows And Poop Butterflies!

Funny Inspirational

And Will You Succeed? Yes, You Will Indeed!

Happy Birthday Inspirational

You Can Think About Red. You Can Think About Pink. You Can Think Up A Horse. Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!

Waiting For The Fish To Bite Or Waiting For Wind To Fly A Kite. Or Waiting Around For Friday Night Or Waiting Perhaps For Their Uncle Jake Or A Pot To Boil Or A Better Break Or A String Of Pearls Or A Pair Of Pants Or A Wig With Curls Or Another Chance. Everyone Is Just Waiting.

If Things Start Happening, Don't Worry, Don't Stew, Just Go Right Along And You'll Start Happening Too.

Ninety Percent Of The Children’s Books Patronize The Child And Say There’s A Difference Between You And Me, So You Listen To This Story. I, For Some Reason Or Another, Don’t Do That. I Treat The Child As An Equal.

Life's Just One Great Journey. It's A Road We Travel As We Go From Point A To Point B. What Makes That Journey Worthwhile Is The People We Choose To Travel With, The People We Hold Close As We Take Steps Into The Darkness And Blindly Make Our Way Through Life. They're The People Who Matter.

It Doesn't Matter What It Is.what Matters Is What It Will Become.

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish!

It Is Better To Know How To Learn Than To Know.

The Lorax: Which Way Does A Tree Fall? The Once-ler: Uh, Down? The Lorax: A Tree Falls The Way It Leans. Be Careful Which Way You Lean.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!

You Can Get So Confused That You'll Start In To Race Down Long Wiggled Roads At A Break-necking Pace And Grind On For Miles Across Weirdish Wild Space, Headed, I Fear, Toward A Most Useless Place. The Waiting Place.

He Who Makes A Beast Out Of Himself Gets Rid Of The Pain Of Being A Man.

Fear And Loathing

Not Here Not There Not Anywhere!

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact.

Happy Birthday Inspirational

Maybe Christmas, The Grinch Thought, Doesn't Come From A Store.

Merry Christmas

And What Would You Do If You Met A Jibboo?

I Will Not Eat Them In A House, I Will Not Eat Them With A Mouse,i Will Not Eat Them In A Box I Will Not Eat Them With A Fox, I Will Not Eat Them Here Of There I Will Not Eat Them Anywhere, I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham I Do Not Like Them Sam I Am

Think Left And Think Right And Think Low And Think High. Oh, The Thinks You Can Think Up If Only You Try!

Unless Someone Like You Cares A Whole Awful Lot, Nothing Is Going To Get Better. It's Not.

When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

You're In Pretty Good Shape For The Shape You Are In.

Plant A New Truffula. Treat It With Care. Give It Clean Water. And Feed It Fresh Air.

I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham. I Do Not Like Them, Sam-i-am.

Why Are They Sad And Glad And Bad? I Do Not Know, Go Ask Your Dad.

Sometimes A Complicated Question Has A Simple Answer.

My Alphabet Starts With This Letter Called Yuzz. It S The Letter I Use To Spell Yuzz A Ma Tuzz. You Ll Be Sort Of Surprised What There Is To Be Found Once You Go Beyond Z And Start Poking Around

Look At Me! Look At Me! Look At Me Now! It Is Fun To Have Fun But You Have To Know How.

Think! Think And Wonder. Wonder And Think. How Much Water Can 55 Elephants Drink?

For A Host, Above All, Must Be Kind To His Guests.

I Box In Yellow Gox Box Socks.

Gray Day. Everything Is Gray. I Watch. But Nothing Moves Today.

Because When You Stop And Look Around, This Life Is Pretty Amazing.

The Moon Was Out And I Saw Some Sheep. I Saw Some Sheep Take A Walk In Their Sleep. By The Light Of The Moon, By The Light Of A Star, They Walked All Night From Near To Far. I Would Never Walk, I Would Take A Car.

Christmas Will Always Be As Long As We Stand Heart To Heart And Hand In Hand.

All Alone! Whether You Like It Or Not, Alone Is Something You'll Be Quite A Lot!

You Are The Guy Who'll Decide Where To Go.

I Don't Like Audiences, I Prefer My Mistakes In Private.

How Did It Get So Late So Soon?

The Sneetches Got Really Quite Smart On That Day. The Day They Decided That Sneetches Are Sneetches. And No Kind Of Sneetch Is The Best On The Beaches. That Day, All The Sneetches Forgot About Stars And Whether They Had One, Or Not, Upon Thars.

Children's Reading And Children's Thinking Are The Rock-bottom Base Upon Which This Country Will Rise. Or Not Rise. In These Days Of Tension And Confusion, Writers Are Beginning To Realize That Books For Children Have A Greater Potential For Good Or Evil Than Any Other Form Of Literature On Earth.

I Am The Lorax! I Speak For The Trees, Which You Seem To Be Chopping As Fast As You Please; But I Also Speak For The Brown Barbaloots, Who Frolicked And Played In Their Barbaloot Suits, Happily Eating Truffula Fruits. Now, Since You've Chopped The Trees To The Ground There's Not Enough Truffula Fruit To Go 'round! And My Poor Barbaloots Are All Feeling The Crummies Because They Have Gas, And No Food, In Their Tummies.

You're Off To Great Places! Today Is Your Day! Your Mountain Is Waiting, So... Get On Your Way!

Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Real Quite Lucky.

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done!

The Storm Starts, When The Drops Start Dropping. When The Drops Stop Dropping Then The Storm Starts Stopping.

I Know It Is Wet And The Sun Is Not Sunny, But We Can Have Lots Of Good Fun That Is Funny.

Nonsense Wakes Up The Brain Cells. And It Helps Develop A Sense Of Humor, Which Is Awfully Important In This Day And Age. Humor Has A Tremendous Place In This Sordid World. It's More Than Just A Matter Of Laughing. If You Can See Things Out Of Whack, Then You Can See How Things Can Be In Whack.

In The Places I Go There Are Things That I See That I Never Could Spell If I Stopped With The Z.

I Learned There Are Troubles Of More Than One Kind. Some Come From Ahead And Some From Behind.

People Who Mind Don't Matter. But People Who Matter Don't Mind.

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And ¾ Percent Guaranteed) Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

Sometimes You Will Never Know The Value Of Something,until It Becomes A Memory.

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

You Can Do Better Than This.” The Best Slogan I Can Think Of To Leave With The Kids Of The U.s.a. Would Be “we Can . . . And We’ve Got To . . . Do Better Than This.

Through Three Cheese Trees Three Free Fleas Flew. While These Fleas Flew, Freezy Breeze Blew. Freezy Breeze Made These Three Trees Freeze. Freezy Trees Made These Trees' Cheese Freeze. That's What Made These Three Free Fleas Sneeze.

This Book Is To Be Read In Bed.

The Problem With Writing A Book In Verse Is, To Be Successful, It Has To Sound Like You Knocked It Off On A Rainy Friday Afternoon. It Has To Sound Easy. When You Can Do It, It Helps Tremendously Because It's A Thing That Forces Kids To Read On. You Have This Unconsummated Feeling If You Stop.

You Have Brains In Your Head. You Have Feet In Your Shoes. You Can Steer Yourself In Any Direction You Choose. You're On Your Own, And You Know What You Know. And You Are The Guy Who'll Decide Where To Go.

Big Z, Little Z, What Begins With Z? I Do. I'm A Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz, As You Can Plainly See.

If You'd Never Been Born, Then You Might Be An Isn't! An Isn't Has No Fun At All. No, He Disn't.

You'll Get Mixed Up, Of Course, As You Already Know. You'll Get Mixed Up With Many Strange Birds As You Go. So Be Sure When You Step. Step With Care And Great Tact And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left.

Only You Can Control Your Future.

Children Want The Same Things We Want. To Laugh, To Be Challenged, To Be Entertained, And Delighted.

Did You Ever Fly A Kite In Bed? Did You Ever Walk With Ten Cats On Your Head? Did You Ever Milk This Kind Of Cow? Well, We Can Do It. We Know How. If You Never Did, You Should. These Things Are Fun And Fun Is Good.

Preachers In Pulpits Talked About What A Great Message Is In The Book. No Matter What You Do, Somebody Always Imputes Meaning Into Your Books.

Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

Somehow You'll Escape All That Waiting And Staying. You'll Find The Bright Places Where Boom Bands Are Playing.

Be Yourself And The People That Don't Mind Are The People That Matter.

It's Not About What It Is, It's About What It Can Become.

He Took The Who’s Feast, He Took The Who Pudding, He Took The Roast Beast. He Cleaned Out That Ice Box As Quick As A Flash. Why, The Grinch Even Took Their Last Can Of Who Hash.

Adults Are Just Obsolete Children And The Hell With Them.

Oh, What A Day. I Will Make It A Holiday.

It's Opener, Out There, In The Wide, Open Air.

You Can Steer Yourself In Any Direction You Choose.

Self Confidence

Things May Happen And Often Do To People As Brainy And Footsy As You

A Person's A Person, No Matter How Small.

Pop Guns! And Bicycles! Roller Skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And Plums! And He Stuffed Them In Bags. Then The Grinch, Very Nimbly, Stuffed All The Bags, One By One, Up The Chimbley!

I Still Climb Mount Everest Just As Often As I Used To. I Play Polo Just As Often As I Used To. But To Walk Down To The Hardware Store I Find A Little Bit More Difficult

If I Went In Debt A Million Dollars Every Time I Committed Genocide, I'd Be Our Economy.

Today Is Gone. Today Was Fun. Tomorrow Is Another One. Every Day, From Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

Remember Me And Smile, For It's Better To Forget Than To Remember Me And Cry.

I Said, "i Do Not Fear Those Pants With Nobody Inside Them." I Said, And Said, And Said Those Words. I Said Them But I Lied Them.

And This Mess Is So Big And So Deep And So Tall, We Cannot Pick It Up. There Is No Way At All!

I Am Lucky To Be What I Am! Thank Goodness I'm Not Just A Clam, Or A Ham, Or A Dusty Jar Of Sour Gooseberry Jam! I Am What I Am - That's A Great Thing To Be!

Reading Can Take You Places You Have Never Been Before.

If You Want To Get Things You Can't Buy In A Store, You Have To Do Things Never Thought Of Before.

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)

Shorth Is Better Than Length.

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

You Ought To Be Thankful A Hole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not!

You Can't Dribble On Bow Ties.

If You Get A Chance, Take It. If It Changes Your Life, Let It. Nobody Said It'd Be Easy, They Just Promised It Would Be Worth It.

Life Is Too Short

Writing For Children Is Murder. A Chapter Has To Be Boiled Down To A Paragraph. Every Word Has To Count.

People Are Weird. When We Find Someone With Weirdness That Is Compatible With Ours, We Team Up And Call It Love.

You'll Be On Your Way Up! You'll Be Seeing Great Sights! You'll Join The High Fliers Who Soar To High Heights.

Don't Give Up! I Believe In You All. A Person's A Person, No Matter How Small! And You Very Small Persons Will Not Have To Die If You Make Yourselves Heard! So Come On, Now, And Try!

And The Grinch, With His Grinch-feet Ice Cold In The Snow, Stood Puzzling And Puzzling, How Could It Be So? It Came Without Ribbons. It Came Without Tags. It Came Without Packages, Boxes Or Bags. And He Puzzled And Puzzled 'till His Puzzler Was Sore. Then The Grinch Thought Of Something He Hadn't Before. What If Christmas, He Thought, Doesn't Come From A Store. What If Christmas, Perhaps, Means A Little Bit More.

This Is Not Good. This Is Not Right. My Feet Stick Out Of Bed All Night. And When I Pull Them In, Oh Dear! My Head Sticks Out Of Bed Out Here!

And When They Played They Really Played. And When They Worked They Really Worked.

And What Happened Then? Well, In Whoville They Say That The Grinch's Small Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day

Adults Are Only Obsolete Children.

You Can't Build A Substantial V Out Of Turtles!

How True, How True" Said The Sour Kangaroo, "and From Now On, You Know What I'm Gonna Do? I'm Going To Protect Them With You!" And The Young Kangaroo In Her Pouch Said "me Too!

And, Now, Come To This Spot Where The Spotlight Is Hot And You'll See In The Spotlight A Juggling Jott Who Can Juggle Some Stuff You Might Think He Could Not... Such As Twenty-two Question Marks, Which Is A Lot. Also Forty-four Commas And, Also, One Dot! That's The Kind Of Circus Mcgurkus I've Got!

You Have To Be A Speedy Reader 'cause There's So, So Much To Read!

Sometimes, When I See My Granddaughters Make Small Discoveries Of Their Own, I Wish I Were A Child.

I Tend To Basically Exaggerate In Life, And In Writing, It's Fine To Exaggerate. I Really Enjoy Overstating For The Purpose Of Getting A Laugh. For Another Thing, Writing Is Easier Than Digging Ditches. Well, Actually, That's An Exaggeration. It Isn't.

They Say I'm Old-fashioned, And Live In The Past, But Sometimes I Think Progress Progresses Too Fast!

The More You Read, The More Things You Will Know.

You Are You. Now, Isn't That Unpleasant?

Everything Stinks Till It’s Finished.

[a]s You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.

The More That You Read, The More Things You Will Know. The More That You Learn, The More Places You'll Go.

Even Though We May All Become Extinct, We Can Still Leave Our Footprint In The Sand.

Poor Empty Pants With Nobody Inside Them.

Funny Inspirational

I'm Afraid That Sometimes You'll Play Lonely Games Too. Games You Can't Win 'cause You'll Play Against You.

I Am Weird, You Are Weird. Everyone In This World Is Weird. One Day Two People Come Together In Mutual Weirdness And Fall In Love.

On And On You Will Hike. And I Know You'll Hike Far And Face Up To Your Problems Whatever They Are.

Sleep Is Like The Unicorn - It Is Rumored To Exist, But I Doubt I Will See Any

We've Taught You That The Earth Is Round, That Red And White Make Pink, And Something Else That Matters More - We've Taught You How To Think.

Teeth Are Always In Style.

You Can Get Help From Teachers, But You Are Going To Have To Learn A Lot By Yourself, Sitting Alone In A Room.

I Like Nonsense, It Wakes Up The Brain Cells. Fantasy Is A Necessary Ingredient In Living, It's A Way Of Looking At Life Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope. Which Is What I Do, And That Enables You To Laugh At Life's Realities.

The News Just Came In From The County Of Keck That A Very Small Bug By The Name Of Van Vleck Is Yawning So Wide You Can Look Down His Neck. This May Not Seem Very Important, I Know, But It Is, So I'm Bothering Telling You So.

And When You're Alone There's A Very Good Chance You'll Meet Things That Scare You Right Out Of Your Pants There Are Some, Down The Road Between Hither And Yon, That Can Scare You So Much You Won't Want To Go On.

And Will You Succeed? Yes Indeed, Yes Indeed! Ninety-eight And Three-quarters Percent Guaranteed!

Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter And Those Who Matter Don't Mind. Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.

Once-ler! You're Making Such Smogulous Smoke - My Poor Swomee Swans, Why They Can't Sing A Note! No One Can Sing Who Has Smog In His Throat.

Children's Reading And Children's Thinking Are The Rock-bottom Base Upon Which This Country Will Rise.

If You Can See Things Out Of Whack, Then You Can See How Things Can Be In Whack.

It Is Fun To Have Fun.

With Your Head Full Of Brains And Your Shoes Full Of Feet, You're Too Smart To Go Down Any Not-so-good Street.

Look At Life Through The Wrong End Of The Telescope.

Everything Stinks Until It's Finished.

It's High Time You Were Shown That You Really Don't Know All There Is To Be Known.

Young Cat! If You Keep Your Eyes Open Enough, Oh, The Stuff You Will Learn! The Most Wonderful Stuff!

When Something Bad Happens You Have Three Choices. You Can Either Let It Define You, Let It Destroy You, Or You Can Let It Strengthen You.

I Speak For The Trees!

I Know, Up On Top You Are Seeing Great Sights, But Down Here At The Bottom We, Too, Should Have Rights.

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