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Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

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Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

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Unless Someone Like You Comes Around, Things Will Never Change.

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When Something Bad Happens You Have Three Choices. You Can Either Let It Define You, Let It Destroy You, Or You Can Let It Strengthen You.

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Life Is Too Short

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