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When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

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When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

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