Background Image

...

When At Last We Are Sure, You've Been Properly Pilled, Then A Few Paper Forms, Must Be Properly Filled. So That You And Your Heirs, May Be Properly Billed.

-Dr. Seuss

...

Please Wait....
Translating....

When At Last We

Dr. Seuss

...

When At Last We Are Sure, You've Been Properly Pilled, Then A Few Paper Forms, Must Be Properly Filled. So That You And Your Heirs, May Be Properly Billed.

Views: 7

Topic

More From Dr. Seuss

If You Never Did You Should. These Things Are Fun And Fun Is Good.

Children's Reading And Children's Thinking Are The Rock-bottom Base Upon Which This Country Will Rise. Or Not Rise. In These Days Of Tension And Confusion, Writers Are Beginning To Realize That Books For Children Have A Greater Potential For Good Or Evil Than Any Other Form Of Literature On Earth.

My Alphabet Starts With This Letter Called Yuzz. It S The Letter I Use To Spell Yuzz A Ma Tuzz. You Ll Be Sort Of Surprised What There Is To Be Found Once You Go Beyond Z And Start Poking Around

Day Play We Play All Day. Night Fight We Fight All Night.

Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Real Quite Lucky.

When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

You Ought To Be Thankful A Hole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not!

Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.

I Can Read In Red. I Can Read In Blue. I Can Read In Pickle Color Too.

You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]

People Who Mind Don't Matter. But People Who Matter Don't Mind.

Fame You'll Be Famous, As Famous As Can Be, With Everyone Watching You Win On Tv, Except When They Don't Because Sometimes They Won't.

I Speak For The Trees!

I Don't Like Audiences, I Prefer My Mistakes In Private.

The News Just Came In From The County Of Keck That A Very Small Bug By The Name Of Van Vleck Is Yawning So Wide You Can Look Down His Neck. This May Not Seem Very Important, I Know, But It Is, So I'm Bothering Telling You So.

Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

All Alone! Whether You Like It Or Not, Alone Is Something You'll Be Quite A Lot!

You Can't Dribble On Bow Ties.

When Beetles Fight These Battles In A Bottle With Their Paddles And The Bottle's On A Poodle And The Poodle's Eating Noodles... ...they Call This A Muddle Puddle Tweetle Poodle Beetle Noodle Bottle Paddle Battle.

A Kid Is A Guy I Never Wrote Down To. He's Interested In What I Say If I Make It Interesting.

In The House, And On The Street, How Many, Many Feet You Meet.

You'll Get Mixed Up, Of Course, As You Already Know. You'll Get Mixed Up With Many Strange Birds As You Go. So Be Sure When You Step. Step With Care And Great Tact And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left.

Cat, You Ruined Mom's Dress!" "honey, It Was Ruined When She Bought It.

The Lorax: Which Way Does A Tree Fall? The Once-ler: Uh, Down? The Lorax: A Tree Falls The Way It Leans. Be Careful Which Way You Lean.

Onward Up Many A Frightening Creek, Though Your Arms May Get Sore And Your Sneakers May Leak. Oh! The Places You'll Go!

You Won't Lag Behind, Because You'll Have The Speed. You'll Pass The Whole Gang And You'll Soon Take The Lead. Wherever You Fly, You'll Be Best Of The Best. Wherever You Go, You Will Top All The Rest. Except When You Don't. Because, Sometimes, You Won't.

I'm Afraid That Sometimes You'll Play Lonely Games Too. Games You Can't Win 'cause You'll Play Against You.

Be Yourself And The People That Don't Mind Are The People That Matter.

Think! You Can Think Any Think That You Wish.

It's A Troublesome World. All The People Who Are In It Are Troubled With Troubles Almost Every Minute. You Ought To Be Thankful, A Whole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not.

You Can Think About Red. You Can Think About Pink. You Can Think Up A Horse. Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!

All Those Nupboards In The Cupboards They're Good Fun To Have About. But That Nooth Gush On My Tooth Brush.....him I Could Do Without.

Sometimes A Complicated Question Has A Simple Answer.

Be Grateful You’re Not In The Forest In France Where The Average Young Person Just Hasn’t A Chance To Escape From The Perilous Pants Eating Plants But Your Pants Are Safe, You’re A Fortunate Guy You Ought To Be Shouting How Lucky Am I

This Is Not Good. This Is Not Right. My Feet Stick Out Of Bed All Night. And When I Pull Them In, Oh Dear! My Head Sticks Out Of Bed Out Here!

If You Want To Catch Beasts You Don't See Every Day, You Have To Go Places Quite Out Of The Way, You Have To Go Places No Others Can Get To. You Have To Get Cold And You Have Too Get Wet, Too.

Sometimes Crazy Just Isn't Enough.

I Look At The World Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope.

A Life Is A Life No Matter How Small

Christmas Will Always Be As Long As We Stand Heart To Heart And Hand In Hand.

Oh, What A Day. I Will Make It A Holiday.

And He, He Himself, The Grinch - Carved The Roast Beast.

Look At Life Through The Wrong End Of The Telescope.

A Person's A Person, No Matter How Small.

I Start Drawing, And Eventually The Characters Involve Themselves In A Situation. Then In The End, I Go Back And Try To Cut Out Most Of The Preachments.

Remember Me And Smile, For It's Better To Forget Than To Remember Me And Cry.

Everything Stinks Till It’s Finished.

Teeth Are Always In Style.

Today Is Gone. Today Was Fun. Tomorrow Is Another One. Every Day, From Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

Adults Are Obsolete Children.

He Who Makes A Beast Out Of Himself Gets Rid Of The Pain Of Being A Man.

Fear And Loathing

The Ribbons! The Wrappings! The Tags! And The Tinsel! The Trimmings! The Trappings!

The More That You Read, The More Things You Will Know. The More That You Learn, The More Places You'll Go.

Why Fit In When You Were Born To Stand Out?

And This Mess Is So Big And So Deep And So Tall, We Cannot Pick It Up. There Is No Way At All!

How Did It Get So Late So Soon? Its Night Before Its Afternoon. December Is Here Before Its June. My Goodness How The Time Has Flewn. How Did It Get So Late So Soon?

You Can Do Better Than This.” The Best Slogan I Can Think Of To Leave With The Kids Of The U.s.a. Would Be “we Can . . . And We’ve Got To . . . Do Better Than This.

I’m Glad We Had The Times Together Just To Laugh And Sing A Song, Seems Like We Just Got Started And Then Before You Know It, The Times We Had Together Were Gone.

Funny Inspirational

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish!

Try Them, Try Them, And You May! Try Them And You May, I Say.

This Book Is To Be Read In Bed.

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)

When Something Bad Happens You Have Three Choices. You Can Either Let It Define You, Let It Destroy You, Or You Can Let It Strengthen You.

In My World, Everyone's A Pony And They All Eat Rainbows And Poop Butterflies!

Funny Inspirational

When You're In A Slump, You're Not In For Much Fun. Un-slumping Yourself Is Not Easily Done.

You Can Steer Yourself In Any Direction You Choose.

Self Confidence

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True!

You’ll Miss The Best Things If You Keep Your Eyes Shut.

Ninety Percent Of The Children’s Books Patronize The Child And Say There’s A Difference Between You And Me, So You Listen To This Story. I, For Some Reason Or Another, Don’t Do That. I Treat The Child As An Equal.

It's High Time You Were Shown That You Really Don't Know All There Is To Be Known.

Sometimes You Will Never Know The Value Of Something,until It Becomes A Memory.

Somehow You'll Escape All That Waiting And Staying. You'll Find The Bright Places Where Boom Bands Are Playing.

Adults Are Just Outdated Children.

You Can Get Help From Teachers, But You Are Going To Have To Learn A Lot By Yourself, Sitting Alone In A Room.

And Will You Succeed? Yes, You Will Indeed!

Happy Birthday Inspirational

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did You Ever Ride A Wump? We Have A Wump With Just One Hump. But, We Know A Man Called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump Has A Seven Hump Wump. So... If You Bump! Bump! Just Jump On The Hump On The Wump Of Gump.

On And On You Will Hike. And I Know You'll Hike Far And Face Up To Your Problems Whatever They Are.

Shorth Is Better Than Length.

Asap. Whatever That Means. It Must Mean, 'act Swiftly Awesome Pacyderm!

If You Don't Like Me, Remember It's Mind Over Matter. I Don't Mind, And You Don't Matter.

And Will You Succeed? Yes Indeed, Yes Indeed! Ninety-eight And Three-quarters Percent Guaranteed!

I Have Heard There Are Troubles Of More Than One Kind. Some Come From Ahead And Some Come From Behind. But I've Bought A Big Bat. I'm All Ready You See. Now My Troubles Are Going To Have Troubles With Me!

They Say I'm Old-fashioned, And Live In The Past, But Sometimes I Think Progress Progresses Too Fast!

And When You're Alone There's A Very Good Chance You'll Meet Things That Scare You Right Out Of Your Pants There Are Some, Down The Road Between Hither And Yon, That Can Scare You So Much You Won't Want To Go On.

I Box In Yellow Gox Box Socks.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!

Young Cat! If You Keep Your Eyes Open Enough, Oh, The Stuff You Will Learn! The Most Wonderful Stuff!

It Has Often Been Said There’s So Much To Be Read, You Never Can Cram All Those Words In Your Head.

I Know It May Seem Small And Insignificant, But It's Not About What It Is, It's About What It Can Become. That's Not A Seed, Any More Than You're Just A Boy.

I Learned There Are Troubles Of More Than One Kind. Some Come From Ahead And Some From Behind.

You're In Pretty Good Shape For The Shape You Are In.

It Has Often Been Said There’s So Much To Be Read, You Never Can Cram All Those Words In Your Head. So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads. That's Why My Belief Is The Briefer The Brief Is, The Greater The Sigh Of The Reader's Relief Is. And That's Why Your Books Have Such Power And Strength. You Publish With Shorth! (shorth Is Better Than Length.)

A Life With Love Will Have Some Thorns, But A Life Without Love Will Have No Roses. To The World, You May Be One Person, But To One Person You May Be The World.

I Still Climb Mount Everest Just As Often As I Used To. I Play Polo Just As Often As I Used To. But To Walk Down To The Hardware Store I Find A Little Bit More Difficult

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And ¾ Percent Guaranteed) Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

If Things Start Happening, Don't Worry, Don't Stew, Just Go Right Along And You'll Start Happening Too.

You Have Brains In Your Head. You Have Feet In Your Shoes. You Can Steer Yourself In Any Direction You Choose. You're On Your Own, And You Know What You Know. And You Are The Guy Who'll Decide Where To Go.

Gray Day. Everything Is Gray. I Watch. But Nothing Moves Today.

Catch! Calls The Once-ler. He Lets Something Fall. It's A Truffula Seed. It's The Last One Of All! You're In Charge Of The Last Of The Truffula Seeds. And Truffula Trees Are What Everyone Needs. Plant A New Truffula. Treat It With Care. Give It Clean Water. And Feed It Fresh Air. Grow A Forest. Protect It From Axes That Hack. Then The Lorax And All Of His Friends May Come Back.

Writing For Children Is Murder. A Chapter Has To Be Boiled Down To A Paragraph. Every Word Has To Count.

Adults Are Just Obsolete Children And The Hell With Them.

So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs, Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads.

Funny Inspirational

Don't Conform For The Sake Of Pleasing Others. Mold Yourself Into The Person That You Want To Be.

Pleasing Others

Now, The Star-belly Sneetches Had Bellies With Stars. The Plain-belly Sneetches Had None Upon Thars.

People Are Weird. When We Find Someone With Weirdness That Is Compatible With Ours, We Team Up And Call It Love.

[latin] Allows You To Adore Words, Take Them Apart And Find Out Where They Came From.

For A Host, Above All, Must Be Kind To His Guests.

It's Not About What It Is, It's About What It Can Become.

Congratulations! Today Is Your Day!

Congratulations

I Said, "i Do Not Fear Those Pants With Nobody Inside Them." I Said, And Said, And Said Those Words. I Said Them But I Lied Them.

Even Though We May All Become Extinct, We Can Still Leave Our Footprint In The Sand.

It Came Without Ribbions, It Cames Without Tags, It Came Without Packages, Boxes, Or Bags. Christmas Can't Be Bought From A Store. Maybe Christmas Means A Little Bit More.

I Get All My Ideas In Switzerland Near The Forka Pass. There Is A Little Town Called Gletch, And Two Thousand Feet Up Above Gletch There Is A Smaller Hamlet Called Über Gletch. I Go There On The Fourth Of August Every Summer To Get My Cuckoo Clock Fixed. While The Cuckoo Is In The Hospital, I Wander Around And Talk To The People In The Streets. They Are Very Strange People, And I Get My Ideas From Them.

The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.

Only You Can Control Your Future.

My Trouble Was I Had A Mind But I Couldn't Make It Up!

I Am Lucky To Be What I Am! Thank Goodness I'm Not Just A Clam, Or A Ham, Or A Dusty Jar Of Sour Gooseberry Jam! I Am What I Am - That's A Great Thing To Be!

And That Is A Story That No One Can Beat, When I Say That I Saw It On Mulberry Street.

I Know It Is Wet And The Sun Is Not Sunny, But We Can Have Lots Of Good Fun That Is Funny.

You'll Be On Your Way Up! You'll Be Seeing Great Sights! You'll Join The High Fliers Who Soar To High Heights.

Look At Me! Look At Me! Look At Me Now! It Is Fun To Have Fun But You Have To Know How.

And What Happened Then? Well, In Whoville They Say That The Grinch's Small Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day

Being Crazy Isn't Enough.

Unless Someone Like You Comes Around, Things Will Never Change.

Someone You Like

Because When A Guy Does Something Stupid Once, Well, That’s Because He’s Guy. But If He Does The Same Stupid Thing Twice, That’s Usually To Impress Some Girl.

Sleep Is Like The Unicorn - It Is Rumored To Exist, But I Doubt I Will See Any

He Took The Who’s Feast, He Took The Who Pudding, He Took The Roast Beast. He Cleaned Out That Ice Box As Quick As A Flash. Why, The Grinch Even Took Their Last Can Of Who Hash.

Oh, The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All. Fame! You'll Be As Famous As Famous Can Be, With The Whole Wide World Watching You Win On Tv. Except When They Don't Because, Sometimes They Won't. I'm Afraid That Some Times You'll Play Lonely Games Too. Games You Can't Win 'cause You'll Play Against You.

I Do Not Like Green Eggs And Ham. I Do Not Like Them, Sam-i-am.

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

You Can Get So Confused That You'll Start In To Race Down Long Wiggled Roads At A Break-necking Pace And Grind On For Miles Across Weirdish Wild Space, Headed, I Fear, Toward A Most Useless Place. The Waiting Place.

My Uncle Ordered Popovers From The Restaurant's Bill Of Fare. And, When They Were Served, He Regarded Them With A Penetrating Stare. Then He Spoke Great Words Of Wisdom As He Sat There On That Chair: "to Eat These Things," Said My Uncle, "you Must Exercise Great Care. You May Swallow Down What's Solid, But You Must Spit Out The Air!" And As You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.

Unless Someone Like You Cares A Whole Awful Lot, Nothing Is Going To Get Better. It's Not.

You Will Come To A Place Where The Streets Are Not Marked. Some Windows Are Lighted. But Mostly They're Darked. But Mostly They're Darked. A Place You Could Sprain Both Your Elbow And Chin! Do You Dare To Stay Out? Do You Dare To Go In? How Much Can You Lose? How Much Can You Win?

Because When You Stop And Look Around, This Life Is Pretty Amazing.

You're Off To Great Places! Today Is Your Day! Your Mountain Is Waiting, So... Get On Your Way!

Why Are They Sad And Glad And Bad? I Do Not Know, Go Ask Your Dad.

If You Get A Chance, Take It. If It Changes Your Life, Let It. Nobody Said It'd Be Easy, They Just Promised It Would Be Worth It.

Life Is Too Short

Don't Grumble! Don't Stew! Some Critters Are Much-much, Oh, Ever So Much-much So Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

Fill Your House With Stacks Of Books, In All The Crannies And All The Nooks.

Don't Give Up! I Believe In You All. A Person's A Person, No Matter How Small! And You Very Small Persons Will Not Have To Die If You Make Yourselves Heard! So Come On, Now, And Try!

Oh, The Things You Can Find If You Don't Stay Behind!

Whats The Point Of Fitting In, When We Were Meant To Stand Out?

You Can't Build A Substantial V Out Of Turtles!

Big Z, Little Z, What Begins With Z? I Do. I'm A Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz, As You Can Plainly See.

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True! There Is No One Alive Who Is You-er Than You!

Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember Life's A Great Balancing Act.

Oh, The Places You Will Go.

Life's Just One Great Journey. It's A Road We Travel As We Go From Point A To Point B. What Makes That Journey Worthwhile Is The People We Choose To Travel With, The People We Hold Close As We Take Steps Into The Darkness And Blindly Make Our Way Through Life. They're The People Who Matter.

How True, How True" Said The Sour Kangaroo, "and From Now On, You Know What I'm Gonna Do? I'm Going To Protect Them With You!" And The Young Kangaroo In Her Pouch Said "me Too!

Things May Happen And Often Do To People As Brainy And Footsy As You

Think And Wonder, Wonder And Think.

You Have To Be Odd To Be Number One.

Waiting For The Fish To Bite Or Waiting For Wind To Fly A Kite. Or Waiting Around For Friday Night Or Waiting Perhaps For Their Uncle Jake Or A Pot To Boil Or A Better Break Or A String Of Pearls Or A Pair Of Pants Or A Wig With Curls Or Another Chance. Everyone Is Just Waiting.

Nonsense Wakes Up The Brain Cells. And It Helps Develop A Sense Of Humor, Which Is Awfully Important In This Day And Age.

Don't Live To Please Everyone. Embrace Those Who Enjoy Your Company And To Hell With The Haters.

If You Want To Get Things You Can't Buy In A Store, You Have To Do Things Never Thought Of Before.

Nothing Is Going To Change, Unless Someone Does Something Soon

Not Here Not There Not Anywhere!

Got Something New , Maybe It'll Work Before The End Of The Day If That's Ok .

The End Of The Day

It All Began With A Shoe On The Wall. A Shoe On The Wall Shouldn't Be There At All.

I Am The Lorax! I Speak For The Trees, Which You Seem To Be Chopping As Fast As You Please; But I Also Speak For The Brown Barbaloots, Who Frolicked And Played In Their Barbaloot Suits, Happily Eating Truffula Fruits. Now, Since You've Chopped The Trees To The Ground There's Not Enough Truffula Fruit To Go 'round! And My Poor Barbaloots Are All Feeling The Crummies Because They Have Gas, And No Food, In Their Tummies.

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All.

Children's Reading And Children's Thinking Are The Rock-bottom Base Upon Which This Country Will Rise.

The Sun Did Not Shine. It Was Too Wet To Play. So We Sat In The House. All That Cold, Cold, Wet Day.

When The World Says, "give Up," Hope Whispers, "try It One More Time".you Have More Potential Than You Believe You Do.don't Cry Because Its Over, Smile Because It Happened.

And The Grinch, With His Grinch-feet Ice Cold In The Snow, Stood Puzzling And Puzzling, How Could It Be So? It Came Without Ribbons. It Came Without Tags. It Came Without Packages, Boxes Or Bags. And He Puzzled And Puzzled 'till His Puzzler Was Sore. Then The Grinch Thought Of Something He Hadn't Before. What If Christmas, He Thought, Doesn't Come From A Store. What If Christmas, Perhaps, Means A Little Bit More.

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact.

Happy Birthday Inspirational

How Did It Get So Late So Soon?

So, Open Your Mouth, Lad! For Every Voice Counts!

I Know I Am In Love Because I Am Finding It Difficult To Fall Asleep Nowadays. This Is Because After Having You Around Me Now I Find That Reality Is Better Than Dreams.

Adults Are Only Obsolete Children.

If You'd Never Been Born, Then You Might Be An Isn't! An Isn't Has No Fun At All. No, He Disn't.

My Shoe Is Off. My Foot Is Cold. I Have A Bird I Like To Hold.

You're On Your Own. And You Know What You Know. And You Are The One Who'll Decide Where To Go.

Knowing Who You Are

Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.

You're Never Too Old, Too Wacky, Too Wild, To Pick Up A Book And Read To A Child.

I Tend To Basically Exaggerate In Life, And In Writing, It's Fine To Exaggerate. I Really Enjoy Overstating For The Purpose Of Getting A Laugh. For Another Thing, Writing Is Easier Than Digging Ditches. Well, Actually, That's An Exaggeration. It Isn't.

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done!

Too Different From Other Juveniles On The Market To Warrant Its Selling.

You Are You. Now, Isn't That Unpleasant?

Thank Goodness For All The Things You Are Not, Thank Goodness You're Not Something Someone Forgot, And Left All Alone In Some Punkerish Place, Like A Rusty Tin Coat Hanger Hanging In Space.

The Problem With Writing A Book In Verse Is, To Be Successful, It Has To Sound Like You Knocked It Off On A Rainy Friday Afternoon. It Has To Sound Easy. When You Can Do It, It Helps Tremendously Because It's A Thing That Forces Kids To Read On. You Have This Unconsummated Feeling If You Stop.

I Like Nonsense, It Wakes Up The Brain Cells. Fantasy Is A Necessary Ingredient In Living, It's A Way Of Looking At Life Through The Wrong End Of A Telescope. Which Is What I Do, And That Enables You To Laugh At Life's Realities.

You Are The Guy Who'll Decide Where To Go.

You Know You're In Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because Reality Is Finally Better Than Your Dreams.

With Your Head Full Of Brains And Your Shoes Full Of Feet, You're Too Smart To Go Down Any Not-so-good Street.

Children Want The Same Things We Want. To Laugh, To Be Challenged, To Be Entertained, And Delighted.

Reading Can Take You Places You Have Never Been Before.

I Am Weird, You Are Weird. Everyone In This World Is Weird. One Day Two People Come Together In Mutual Weirdness And Fall In Love.

I Am The Lorax. I Speak For The Trees. I Speak For The Trees For The Trees Have No Tongues.

Be Awesome! Be A Book Nut!

Sometimes, When I See My Granddaughters Make Small Discoveries Of Their Own, I Wish I Were A Child.

From There To Here, And Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

Once-ler! You're Making Such Smogulous Smoke - My Poor Swomee Swans, Why They Can't Sing A Note! No One Can Sing Who Has Smog In His Throat.

Everything Stinks Until It's Finished.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

The Sneetches Got Really Quite Smart On That Day. The Day They Decided That Sneetches Are Sneetches. And No Kind Of Sneetch Is The Best On The Beaches. That Day, All The Sneetches Forgot About Stars And Whether They Had One, Or Not, Upon Thars.

He Should Not Be Here, " Said The Fish In The Pot. " He Should Not Be Here When Your Mother Is Not.

In The Places I Go There Are Things That I See That I Never Could Spell If I Stopped With The Z.

Trending Author

Jennifer Garner

Edwin Louis Cole

Category