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Sam Gave Captain Suicide A Droll Stare. "how Did You Die Again? Oh Wait, I Know This. 'i Can Take 'em. I Don't Need To Wait For Reinforcements. I Can Do It Myself.' How'd That Work Out For You Again?

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Sam Gave Captain Suicide A Droll Stare. "how Did You Die Again? Oh Wait, I Know This. 'i Can Take 'em. I Don't Need To Wait For Reinforcements. I Can Do It Myself.' How'd That Work Out For You Again?

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Now You’re Thinking Like Me. A Little Eye-gouging, Some Slit Nostrils…i Could Seriously Get Into That. (acheron)

Don’t Ask Me Any More Questions, Keller. I’m Just Going To Lie To You And I’d Rather Not Have The Stress Of Trying To Remember What Lie I Handed You. (alexion)

What Happened To Him? (lioness) He Pissed Me Off. (savitar) Why Hasn’t One Of The Other Jaguars Taken His Place? (lioness) He Pissed Me Off...big Time. (savitar)

He Wanted To Work In Hot Woman Valhalla Until He Died Of Testosterone Poisoning. (nick)

Hmmm. See, In This World, Xirena, The Simi Does What She Wants And Akri, He Say, ‘okay, Simi, Whatever You Want, Simi.’ Unless It Involves Eating People; Then He Usually Says No, But That’s The Only Time. Other Than That, He Do What The Simi Says. See How That Works? (simi)

Show No Fear To Your Enemies. Only Contempt. Never Let Anyone Look Down On You. You're Just As Good As Any Of Them. I Don't Care Who They Are. Better In Fact. In Our World, Dagans Are Royalty And You, My Son, Are A Prince.

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.

These Atlantikoinonia. They’re Human? (acheron) What Else Would They Be? Turnips? (tory)

I Am The God Apostolos. The Harbinger Of Telikos. The Final Fate Of All. Beloved Son Of Apollymi The Great Destroyer. My Will Makes The Will Of The Universe. [apostolos / Acheron Parthenopaeus]

Let Me Guess. The Big One Is Due In On The North Shore? (dante) Yes. So Let’s Make This Quick. I Have A Board, A Wave, And A Babe With My Name On Them And I Would Like To Take Advantage Of All Three. (savitar)

Relax, The Bad Guys Don’t Knock. (romeo)

You Know, Talon. Towels Look Really Good On You. You Go Outside Like That And You’ll Start A Whole New Fashion Craze. (sunshine) Do You Always Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind? (talon) Mostly. I Do Have Some Thoughts I Keep To Myself. I Used To Not Care And Would Say Anything At All, But Then One Time My College Roommate Called The Psycho Unit On Me. You Know, They Really Do Have White Coats. (sunshine)

Just Remember, Sometimes People Will Put You Ahead Of Themselves. It Does Happen. (leta) Yeah, The Whole World Is Just Rainbows And Puppies. Boy Scouts Really Do Help Old Ladies Cross The Street Without Mugging Them And No One Ever Ignores A Trauma Victim’s Screams. (aiden)

My People Have A Saying. Kirha Tahanahna Ditari Sukenah. To Deny The Presence Of The Sun Doesn’t Escape Its Blister. I Admire Your Loyalty. But Sometimes You Have To Face The Truth, Even When It Hurts.” – Choo Co La Tah

Good God, Dev. Have You Completely Lost Your Mind? Don’t Tease The Psychotic Tiger. He’s Getting All Angry And Frothing At The Mouth. Someone’s Going To Think He’s Rabid. (serre) Yeah, But Teasing Him Is Like Throwing Meat At Kyle. It’s Highly Entertaining. (dev)

But Don’t Ever Let Yourself Forget That The Person You Care About Fills An Emptiness No One Else Ever Has And That While Life With Them Can Seriously Suck At Times, Those Moments When It Doesn’t Are Worth All The Aggravation Of Falling Into The Toilet And Getting Soaked When You’re Half Asleep.

Mistakes Don't Have To Define Us. They're How We Learn And Grow. They Show Us Who And What We Don't Want To Be. It's Why They're Mistakes.

I'm Not Sure I Know What "normal" Is.

If It Makes You Feel Any Better, This Isn't My First Apocalypse. There Is Hope.

My Parents Died A Long Time Ago. And You Know The Sad Thing? I Still Miss Them Every Day. I Spent My Entire Youth Fighting With My Dad Over Every Little Thing And Damned If I Wouldn’t Sell My Soul To See Him One More Time And Tell Him I Was Sorry For The Last Words I Said To Him. Words I Can Never Take Back That Should Have Never Been Said. So Call Your Mom. No Matter What Kind Of Relationship You Have With Your Parents, I Swear To You, You’ll Miss Them When They’re Gone. (kyrian)

"i'm At Your House?" Kody Asked."you Don't Have To Sound So Offended. I Do Have People Clean It, You Know?""sorry." She Sighed Wearily. "you Have No Idea How Confusing It Is To Wake Up In A Strange Place With No Idea How You Got There."caleb Laughed. "sure I Do. Happens To Me Frequently."she Rolled Her Eyes At His Frightening Lifestyle. "yes, But I Woke Up In This Bed Alone."

This Isn’t A Game, Human. Listen To The Skotos And Go. We’re Not Bound By The Laws Of The Oneroi. Killing Humans Is Nothing For Us. (dolophoni) Well, Aren’t You All Scary In Black. Ooo. What Are You Two Masquerading As? Evil Man And His Trusty Sidekick Bad Boy? (geary)

We’ve Come To Kill Zarek Of Moesia, And If You Get In Our Way, Little Girl, We’re Going To Kill You. (otto) I’ll Be Damned. He Speaks. Or Rather Growls. (jess) But Not For Long If He Doesn’t Watch His Mouth. For The Record, Squire, It Would Take More Man Than You To Even Scratch Me. (syra) I Live For A Woman Who Scratches. Just Make Sure You Keep It On The Back, Baby. I Don’t Like Scars. (otto)

Why Did You Hit Him? (grace) Because It Gave Me A Great Deal Of Pleasure. (julian) Nice. You Haven’t Seen Me In What, Two Thousand Years? So, Instead Of A Friendly, Brotherly Hug, I Get Slugged. (eros)

It’s As If Your Kind Needs Adversity In Order To Achieve. (leta) No, We Don’t. That’s Just A Lie People Tell Themselves To Feel Better About All The People Who Kick Them In Their Teeth When It’s Just As Easy To Help A Man Up As It Is To Knock Him To The Ground. That’s Why I’ve Withdrawn From This World. I Don’t Want To Have To Watch My Back All The Time And I’m Tired Of Trying To Figure Out If The Loyalty Someone Professes Is Real And True, Or Just Another Lie That Will Crumble The Instant They Taste Jealousy. (aiden)

It Doesn’t Feel Like The End Of The World. (davyn) No, It Doesn’t…(stryker) How Does The Song Go, ‘it’s The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine? (apollymi)

So I Take It You Guys Are Going To Stay Inside My Flat And Not Out In The Hallway Like My Father’s Guards? (kiara) You Know That’s The Most Pathetic Way To Guard Someone. (in A Falsetto He Added.) Please Protect My Life By Being Outside So That When They Come In And Kill Me You Can’t Hear It. (syn)

The Man Doesn’t Want Me Messing With It And, No Offense, I Wouldn’t Anger Him. I’ve Seen What He Can Do And It’s The Stuff Horror Movies Are Made Of. Body Part Flailing, Blood. Lots Of Blood And Torture. (berith)

Have You Ever Heard Of The Expression, Ladies First" "yes" "well, It's Truer In Bed Than It Is Anywhere Else.

The One Thing I Try To Do With Everything I Write Is Open People's Eyes To Those They Normally Ignore Or Dismiss. To Make People Aware Of The "other" Side Of Things. That Someone's Circumstances May Not Be What You Think They Are Or What They Show To The World.

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No One Can Make You Feel Low Unless You Allow Them To. You’re Not Stupid, Alix. And You’re Very Beautiful. I Just Thought You Should Know That. (devyn)

Thinking Of Someone Else Is What Got Me Damned. It’s A Mistake I Don’t Want To Repeat. (xypher) You Know Sometimes It’s By Repeating Our Mistakes That We Realize What Went Wrong The First Time. Knowing That, We’re Able To Fix The Mistake And Move Past It. (acheron)

There’s Too Much To Be Done. I Need To Know– (jericho) No. (delphine) No, You D’in. (jericho) Yes, I Di’id. Don’t Make Me Use My Jeri Ninja Mind Tricks On You. I Might Screw Up And Fry Your Brains. (delphine)

You Don’t Like Talon, Do You? (sunshine) Wish Him Dead Every Time I See Him. (zarek) I Can’t Tell If You Mean That Or Not. (sunshine) I Mean It. (zarek) Why? (sunshine) He’s An Asshole And I’ve Had Enough Assholes In My Life. (zarek)

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Maybe They’re Customers. (simone) For A Doll Store? Yes, I Can Just See Them Now…i’ll Take The Frilly Pink Baby Doll. (liza)

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You Better, Artemis. Because If You Don’t Get Him Under Control, The World Is Going To Become The Very Thing That Makes You Wake Up Screaming At Night. (acheron)

She Didn’t Hurt You? (acheron) Nope. I’m All Hunky-dory. (tory)

See I'm The Reckless And Wild One Who Saves Him From Being Boring. It's Why We're Perfect For Each Other. We Balance. - Madame Selena

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Now Don’t You Be Covering For Him, Ash. (she Wagged Her Finger At Nick.) Are You Driving? (cherise) No, Mom. I’m Sitting. (nick)

Where Are The Cops When You Need Them? (nick) Probably Eating Beignets. As The Old Saying Goes, When Seconds Count, The Police Are Just Minutes Away. (caleb)

I'm Loved By Some, Hated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted By All. (josiah)

Caleb Could Be So Testy For No Known Reason. At Times, It Was Like Dating A Woman With Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Or Rabies.

Charonte Are Guarding A Dimme? Is The World Coming To An End And I Missed The Memo? (stryker)

Then Why Don’t You And Bubba Have Girlfriends? (nick) I Don’t Want The Drama Of It. After The Last One Burnt Up All My Clothes With My Jack Daniel’s Black Label Collection And Tried To Decapitate Me With My Cds, I Decided I’d Take A Hiatus For A Bit. (mark)

There Was Something About Ash That Made Every Hormone In Her Body Stand Up And Pant For More

You Don’t Trust Any Man, Ephani. (danger) And Neither Should You, Little Sister. Take A Bit Of Amazon Advice. Ride Him Into The Ground All Night Long, Then Slide A Blade Between His Ribs Come Morning. (ephani) That's Harsh. (alexion) So Is Life. (ephani)

No Daimon Gets Out Of Here Alive. (they Hit The Invisible Wall And Rebounded Off It.) Man. It Really Makes You Feel For The Bug On The Windshield, Doesn’t It? (acheron)

You Asked My Opinion And I Gave It. Of Course You Have To Remember That If I’d Been On The Island With Gilligan, He’d Have Been Killed Ten Minutes Into The First Episode. Where I Come From, Incompetence And Stupidity Are Reasons For Justifiable Homicide. (varyk)

What? Had A Dry Spell Of Killing People Lately? (susan) As A Matter Of Fact, Yes. If It Doesn’t End Soon, I Might Get Out Of Practice. (otto)

You Smoke? (randy) Only When I’m On Fire. (steele) I Don’t Appreciate Your Humor, Mr. Steele. (randy) I’m An Acquired Taste. (steele)

All Right, Everyone. Fess Up. Who Just Shat In Their Pants? C'mon. Admit It." He Raised His Hand. I Know I Did And I'm Wolf Enough To Own It." Jess Ignored Him. "are You All Right?" He Asked Abigail. She Was Still A Little Too Pale For His Tastes. "i Think I'm Going To Own Sasha's Question. Definitely Put Me On Your List.

Any More Bitching From The Geriatric Crew? What A Bunch Of Old Women. Should I Hire Another Crewmate To Change Your Bed Diapers While I’m At It? Next Time I’ll Let The League Have You. Vik, I’m Relinquishing Control Back To You. (devyn) It’s What I Live For. By The Way, Ye Organic Life Forms Aren’t The Only Ones Who’ve Soiled Themselves. Can I Have A Minute To Attend My Needs, Captain Asshole? (vik)

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Got To Say, Dying Would Really Wreck My Best Day. Been There, Done That, And Now That I Think About It, Artemis Forgot To Give Me The T-shirt.

Life Is About Coming To Terms With The Mistakes Made. Learning To Live With Them Even When They Cut Soul Deep.

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She’s My Wife. (stryker) Was. You Seem To Have Forgotten An Important Verb Tense. (zephyra)

Yeah, It Never Fails To Amaze Me How A Single Lie Can Undo An Entire Lifetime Of Good. (aiden)

No One Has Ever Touched Me Like You Do. You’re Like A Whisper. Gentle, Soft. Soothing. In My World, The People Only Shout And Scream. But You… You’re My Haven. “ … “god, You’re Good

Um, Dr. Alexander, There’s A Couple Out Here Who Say They’re Related To You. They…um…they’re Biker People. (nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila The Hun Here That We’re Okay So We Can Come And Ooh And Aah Over The Babies. (eros)

Stop It. This Is Serious! (selena) Serious? Please. I’m Standing Out Here On My Twenty-ninth Birthday, Barefoot And In Jeans My Mother Would Burn, Holding A Stupid Book To My Chest In An Effort To Summon A Greek Love-slave From The Great Beyond. (grace)

Yeah. Just Keep The Live Feed Going So That I Can See It And Pretend I’m There, Too. (tory) Yes, My Queen. Anything Else You’d Like? (geary) A Million Dollars And Brad Pitt. (tory) You Forgot World Peace. (geary) I’m Feeling A Bit Selfish Today. Teenage Hormonal Overdose, I Think. Or Just General Excitement. (tory)

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Don’t Be Stupid, Jess.” – Abigail “brains Don’t Exactly Run In My Family. Suicidal Lunacy, On The Other Hand…” – Sundown

You Mean There’s Someone Out There Better Than Your Father? (quills) No, Idiot. My Father Trained Him. Just Fyi, My Father Is Also His Godfather. So You Want To Be Real Nice To Dev. All Of Us Take It Personally When People Aren’t. (adron)

Beautiful. You Can Be Taught. Makes My Job So Much Easier When You’re Actually Intelligent. You’d Be Amazed At The Idiots I’ve Come Across.” – Death “i Try To Keep My Stupid To A Bare Minimum, Since My Mom’s Always Telling Me It Can Be Fatal In Large Doses.” – Nick “oh, She’s Right. Believe Me, I Know. For That Matter, It Can Be Fatal Even In Small Measures. Remind Me Sometime To Tell You About The Woman I Claimed Who Was Vacuuming Her Cat.” – Death

But Life Isn’t About Learning To Forgive Those Who Have Hurt You Or Forgetting Your Past. It’s About Learning To Forgive Yourself For Being Human And Making Mistakes.

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It Seemed His Demon Couldn't Tell The Physical Difference Between When He Was In Danger And When He Was "in" Danger.

Honestly? I Don’t Want People Around Me For Two Reasons – They Ultimately Betray You Or They Die On You. Either Way, You’re Screwed And You Spend All Your Time Obsessing On Why You Didn’t See It Coming. Or That You Did Something Or Didn’t Do Something To Cause It. No Offense, But I Don’t Like To Be Hurt And I’d Rather Just Avoid It.(ravyn)

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Why On Earth Would You Want To Talk To Me? (channon) My Lady, Do You Not Own A Mirror? (sebastian) Yes, But It’s Not An Enchanted One. (channon)

So What Name Would You Rather I Call You? She Asked As She Headed Out Of The Parking Lot. Ias Or Alexion. He Gave Her A Devilish Grin That Set Fire To Her Hormones. I Would Rather You Call Me Lover. He Wagged His Eyebrows Playfully At Her. Danger Rolled Her Eyes. Like All Men With A Onetrack Mind, He Was Incorrigible. Don't Blame Me, Alexion Said In An Almost Offended Tone. I Can't Help It. You Should See The Way You Fight. It Really Turned Me On. Could You Tell Me How To Turn You Off? -danger And Alexion

There Will Always Be A Part Of You That Misses Her. You'll See Something That Reminds You Of Her And Want To Tell Her About It, Only To Realize She's Not There Anymore. Then You'll Feel Her Loss All Over Again. (ravyn) You're Not Helping Me, Ravyn. (jack) I Know, Buddy. But You Will Eventually Make Peace With Yourself, And That's The Most Important Thing. Eventually, You'll Even Be Able To Smile Again When You Think About Her. (ravyn)

I Can'tdo It Again,nick. I Can't. And I Would Rather Give My Life For You Than Have You Give Yours For Me.

I Just Love To Put A Hurt On Evil Things. (katra)

In Fact, My Mother Always Says That Emotions Are What The Gods Gave Us To Distract Us From The Pain Of Life. They Are What Make Life Bearable And What Keeps Us Going No Matter How Hard It Gets. (alix)

Wolves Don’t Socialize With Humans. You Guys Tend To Freak Out When You Learn What We Are. Not To Mention, Your Females Are Rather Frail. I Don’t Like Having To Hold Back For Fear Of Bruising Or Killing My Partner When I Mate. (vane) And People Think I Speak My Mind. Jeez. You Will Just Say Anything, Won’t You? (sunshine)

I’m Not A Child. Don’t Talk To Me Like I Am. (kiara) No, You’re Worse. You’re An Adult Who Still Thinks The World Is A Beautiful Place, Filled With People Who Will Help You Just For The Sake Of Being Nice. Wake Up And Smell The Bloodbath And Humility The Rest Of Us Have To Cope With. (syn)

Oh God, I Just Kissed A Vampire!" Oh Gods, I Just Kissed A Human!

Don't Worry, Otto. I'm An Acquired Taste. Most Of My Best Friends Had To Know Me For Years Before They Could Even Stand My Presence. I'm Like Mold, I Usually Grow On You Very Slowly. (tabitha)

That's Right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Nick Said Arrogantly. "you Might Know Karate, Boy, But I Know Gorilla, And I'm A Level 40 Champion In It. Let's Hear It For Diddy Kong! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" He Mimicked The Sound Of A Gorilla As He Held On For Dear Life.

(ash Used His Powers To Lift Zarek From The Floor And Pin Him Roughly Against The Ceiling.) Stop Pushing Your Luck, Boy. I’ve Had It With You. (acheron) Have You Ever Thought Of Hiring Yourself Out To Disneyland? People Would Pay A Fortune For This Ride. (zarek)

A Human’s Love. I Couldn’t Wish Anything Better For Him. Animals Protect What They Know. They Protect What They Are Bound To, But Humans…humans Have A Greater Capacity For Sacrifice For Those Who Live In Their Hearts. (aristotle)

How Long Till Our Powers Are Back? (kat) A Few Hours According To Last Time. (sin) Sweet, And We Have How Long Till The Bitches Awake? (kat) Less Than Two. (sin) Can You Say Screwed, Boys And Girls? Yes, I Thought You Could. (kat)

How Much Longer Will I Live? (urian) You’re Immortal, Barring Death. (acheron) That Doesn’t Make Sense. (urian) Most Of Life Doesn’t. (acheron)

Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six

No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So. ~ Inferno

Don't Cross Me Scooby-doo. I'm Not An Old Man In A Mask Waiting To Be Thwarted By You Meddling Kids.

Cause Hearts Are Amazing Things. They Get Lots Bigger To Make Room For New People To Love Alongside The Old People You Love. -simi

What Are You People Talking About?” – Abigail “nothing Important. Just The End Of The World As We Know It, And For The Record, I Don’t Feel Fine. Neither Will You When It All Comes Slamming Down On Your Head.” – Zarek

Alright, You'll Get Your Bonus, Buy Play Nice With Her. Keep Your Sarcasm To A Minimum. (kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord And Master. Be Nice To Woman, Keep Mouth Shut. (nick)

Shutup, Lapdog, This Isn’t Your Fight, Either. Boy, You Better Counsel That Tongue Before You Find Yourself Without It.

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Now Leave. (adron) Why Would I Want To Do That? I Mean, Heaven Forbid I Should Be Around Someone Who Actually Likes Me. It’s So Much More Fun To Be Here With You Insulting My Manhood And Questioning My Parentage Every Five Seconds. (tiernan)

She Couldn’t Very Well Let Him Join Her In Bed Like That. Sure You Could. No I Can’t. Please? Hush, Self, Let Me Think.’ (grace)

I Think They’re Having Trouble Adjusting To The Emotions They Have Outside Of Their Dreams. At Any Rate, They Keep Acting Like Demented Teenagers From A Porno Version Of A John Hughes Film. (asmodeus)

And Just Like You, I Will Die At Some Unknown Date In The Future. I Just Come Equipped With A Few Extra Powers. (sebastian) I See. I’m A Toyota. You’re A Lamborghini.(channon)

Yeah, Well, Don’t Worry About It. I’ve Never Met A Daimon Yet I Couldn’t Take. (wulf) Guess Again, Little Brother. You Just Met One, And Trust Me, He’s Not Like Any You’ve Ever Met Before. He Makes Desiderius Look Like A Pet Hamster. (acheron)

Jess:"sasha? I Need Some Tissue To Pack My Nose With." Sasha:"is That Hygienically Sound?" Jess:"sasha..." Sasha:"fine, But If You Get Toxic Shock Up Your Nose, Buddy, Remember I Warned You." Jess Pulled A Couple Out And Wedged Them Into His Nostrils. He Gave Abigail A Sheepish Smile. "sexy, Right?" Abby: "oh Yeah, Baby. You're So Hot Right Now, If I Was A Chicken I'd Lay Hard-boiled Eggs.

Please Tell Me The Cave Just Had A Little Indigestion. (kat)

But I Have A Gut Feeling On This And It’s Not The Oh-look-it’s-a-bright-shiny-world Kind. (tate)

The Only Person On This Ship Who Gets Paid For What They Do Is You, Alix. The Rest Of Us Live Off Our Trust Funds And We Use Those Funds For Our Humanitarian Missions. I Do What I Do Because I Can’t Stand To See Innocent People Bullied By A Corrupt Government. I Don’t Want To See A Baby Starve And Die Because Some Fat Politician Wants To Work Its Parents Into The Ground For A Mineral Most Of Them Can’t Even Pronounce. (devyn)

Where I Come From, Family’s Defined As Those Who Don’t Screw You Over A Pay Check. Blood Makes No Difference. If You Can Trust Them With Your Life And Know That They’ll Be There Come Whatever Hell Rains Down, Then They’re Your Family.

Vengeance Is A Dish Best Served Cold. (thanatos) We’re In Alaska, Dickhead. Here Everything Is Cold. (zarek)

We Come From A Long Line Of People Who Live To Read Boring Texts – I Think It May Be Why We All Die Young. Complete Boredom. (geary)

You Can’t Buy Time, Nick. Ever. It’s The Only Thing In Life You Can’t Get Most Of, And It’s The One Thing That Will Mercilessly Tear You Up When It’s Gone. It Takes No Pity On No Soul And No Heart.

Humans Aren’t A Protected Class. (acheron) Really? (jaden) Yeah. Savitar Shares Your ‘all Humans Are Vermin’ Mind Set. (savitar)

Everyone Is In Pain.no Matter Where They Come From Or What You Think Of Them. Sorrow Spares No One

You Go To Him For Advice? He’s Only What? Five Years Old? I Swear I Own Older Sweaters. (tory)

He Deserves Nothing. Nothing But Our Scorn. (father) Then I Am Rich Indeed From The Abundance Of That Which You’ve Shown Me. (acheron)

How Could One Sentence Uttered In Anger Cause So Much Damage? But Then Words Were The Most Powerful Thing In The Universe. Cuts And Bruises Always Healed, But Words Spoken In Anger Were Most Often Permanent. They Didn’t Damage The Body, They Destroyed The Spirit. (acheron)

Enough, Children. In Case You Haven’t Noticed, We Have A Major Situation Playing Out. We Have To Find And Stop War, Corral The Gallu, Protect Apostolos, And Get Savitar Out Of Here. (apollymi) Why The Later? (jared) Because I Hate His Guts. (apollymi) I Hate You, Too, Precious. (savitar)

Zarek? (astrid) What?! (zarek) Don’t Use That Tone With Me. I Like To Know Where People Are In My House. Be Nice, Or I’ll Make You Wear A Cowbell. (astrid)

I'm Not An Easy Lay, Alexion” He Actually Smiled A Real Smile At Her. It Was Charming And Unexpected. "i Am.

A Court Of Equity Can Mould Interests Differently From A Court Of Law; And Can Give Relief In Cases Where A Court Of Law Cannot.

I Learned The Bad Guys Are Not Always Bad, The Good Guys Are Not Always Good.

Are We All Ready? (deimos) (letting Out A Blood-chilling War Cry, He And The Rest Of The Dolophoni Ran Through The Caverns.) I Hate Their Dramatics…and Their Decibel Level. (m'adoc)

Aimee-"if Someone's Possessed By A Demon, How Do You Get The Demon Out?" Xedrix-"call A Priest.

Sway’s An Idiot Who Didn’t Order Them When We Used Up The Last Bunch. (vik) Isn’t That Your Job? (devyn) No. I’m The Sub-idiot. Sway’s Head Idiot Because The Company Refuses To Deal With Mechas. Since I’m Not Organic, They Think I Can’t Pay. (vik) Thanks, Vik. (devyn) Ever My Pleasure To Irritate You, Sir. (vik)

The Whole Point Of Life Is Learning To Live With The Consequences Of The Bad Decision We've Made.

You Don’t Know About Travis Fimmel? Oh, Sister, You Are Deprived. He The Finest Man Alive. (simi) You Lust For Men? (xirena) Well, I Certainly Don’t Lust For Women. (simi) No, I Mean You Lust For Humans? (xirena) Well, Don’t You? (simi) Ew! What Have You Don’t To Her? You Have Corrupted A Good Demon! (xirena)

Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

You Might Wanna Rethink That, Boy. 'cause If I'm Going To Get Sued For Offensively Touching You, I'm Going To Make It Worth My While.

We Don't Have A Choice In How Or When Our Bad Days Will Blindside Us. But What We Do Choose Is How We Allow Them To Leave Us Once They're Gone. You Can Use Those Moments As A Catalyst To Spur You On To Greater Things Or You Can Let It Be The Event That Breaks You And Leaves You Shattered And Forever Lost In Darkness.

A Single Smile From Her Could Make His Entire Being Burn. One Touch From Her Hand And He Was Undone. It Was Terrifying To Think Of How Much Power This One Person Had Over Him. How One Single Gesture From Her Could Affect Him So Profoundly. (sin Thinking About Kat)

He Wanted What He Didn’t Know And He Didn’t Know How To Get What He Wanted.’ (acheron)

If You Muster That Courage To Stand Under Fire And Not Go Down, You Will Amass An Inner Strength That No One Can Touch. You Won’t Be Another Faceless, Nameless, Forgotten Human In A Long Historical Line Of The Defeated. You Will Be A Steeled Warrior, And A Force To Be Forever Reckoned With. And Beneath The Pain That Lingers, You Will Have The Comfort Of Knowing That You Are Strongest Of All. That When Others Caved And Broke, You Kept Fighting Even Against Hopeless Odds.” - Caleb

Oh, Come On. I Have To Know About The Who-do Voodoo That You Do. (nick)

Yeah, You Go After Her, And I Suggest You Invest In A Steel Plated Jockstrap. Last Guy Who Said Something Sexual To Her And Pissed Her Off Is Still Limping Around The Office. (carlos)

Let Him Go, Julian. His Entire Body Isn’t Worth One Molecule Of Yours. (grace) (to Paul) Where I Come From, We Butchered Worthless Cowards Like You Just For Practice. (julian)

We’re Not Dead Yet.” – Sundown “yet Is The Operative Word. If That’s All That’s In The Way, I’ll Kill You And End It. Ren? Give Me Your Knife.” – Sasha “it’s Their Decision.” – Ren “oh, That’s It. You’re Fired Buddy. Get Off My Island Until You Learn To Be A Team Player.” – Sasha

Why Can’t You Ever Answer A Simple Question? (wulf) Ask Me A Simple Question And You Will Get A Simple Answer. (acheron)

Now There’s A Sight You Don’t See Every Day, Huh? Two Punked-out Goths Throwing A Christmas Party For Sick Children. (doctor)

Look, Bud. I’m Trained. Ticked Off. And I Have A Loaded Weapon. You Should Take Particular Note Of The Loaded Weapon Part When Annoying Me. (terri)

Hush, Self, Let Me Think.

It's Easy To Make Mistakes. It's Living With The Consequences Of Them That's The Hardest.

You Always Obey Him? (medea)if I Didn't Want To Live, I'd Stop Taking Human Souls And Expire. It Would Be A Lot Less Painful Than Crossing Stryker. (devyn)

Don’t Move, And Breathe Only If You Have To. (caleb)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)

Our Lives Are Marked And Shaped By Our Regrets. Things We All Want To Take Back And Can’t. In A Perfect World, We Would Never Hurt The Ones We Love Or Cause Hurt To Befall Them. But The World Isn’t Perfect And Neither Are We.

Are You Out Of Your Collective Minds? I Swear I Can’t Leave You Two Alone For Three Seconds That You Don’t Go Off And Hurt Yourselves. I Expect Stupid Out Of You, But You Know Better.” – Caleb “i Tried To Tell Him That. He Won’t Listen To Me. Tag. You’re It.” – Nekoda

Life Before Toilet Paper Was Not Worth Living.

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

What Are You? (a Daimon) Oh Please, Let Me Give You The Job Description. Me, Dark-hunter. You, Daimon. I Hit, You Bleed. I Kill, You Die. (zarek)

This Is Your Sword. You Press The Pointy End Into The Enemy. Try Not To Let Him Make Eye Contact With You And Remember, He Spits Invisible Poison. (thorn)

How Do You Do That? (abbie) What, Sweetheart? (hunter) Make Me Crazy To Beat You One Minute And Crazy To Love You The Next. (abbie)

Did You Get Hungry And Eat My Colleagues?

By Understanding The Nuances Of The World Around You And How To Survive The Temptations, You Can Rule Anything. Even Yourself

You Got Guts Taking That Tone With Me. (nykyrian) What You Gonna Do, Oh Great Wounded One? I’m The One With The Injector. (syn)

So If The Punks Come Here, They’re Going To Dance With The Devil And Get The Short End Of The Horn. (zarek) No One Better Than My Zarek To Rip Someone’s Head Off. You Two Should Get Along Famously. (astrid)

You Punk Asshole. What Was This? A Game For You? This Is My Life’s Work You Just Annihilated And For What? Shits And Giggles? Or Was This Nothing More Than A Fraternity Prank? Please Tell Me That You Didn’t Just Ruin My Integrity To Get Some Kind Of Drinking Points. This Is Something I’ve Been Working For Since Before You Were Born. How Dare You Make A Mockery Of Me. I Hope To God That One Day Someone Degrades You Like This So That You’ll Know, Just Once In Your Spoiled Pompous Life, What Humiliation Feels Like! (tory)

Don’t Yell At Me When I Just Survived A Near-death Experience. (abbie)

Near Death Experience

One Of You Guys Is Going To Have To Feed The Vampiric Lawyer Some Blood And It Can’t Be Me. (caleb) Why? You Afraid Of A Little Bite? I’m Anemic. (nick) And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t That Knock Me Out Of The Running? (nick)

Aren’t You Forgetting Something?” – Acheron “what?” – Artemis “your Payment.” – Acheron “the Happiness On Your Face When First You Touched Him Was Enough. I Only Wish You’d Been There When Your Daughter Was Born, But That Was My Fault. I’ve Had A Lifetime Of Joy, Hugs And Love From Her And You Missed All Of That Because Of My Stupidity And Fear. His Life Is My Gift To Both Of You. Let’s Hope The Future Is Much Kinder To All Of Us Than The Past Has Been.” – Artemis

Good Lord, Woman. Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You That Men Have A Specified Word Count Set Aside Each Day And If I Don’t Stop Talking, My Tongue Will Explode? (syn)

I Should Be Extremely Sorry To Find That In A Fictitious Proceeding, Instituted For The More Easy Attaining Of Justice, Different Rules Were To Obtain In The Different Courts.

Knock, Knock. You Have The Day To Hide. Come Nightfall, We Hunt. (desiderius) Yeah, Yeah...you And Your Little Dog, Too. (kyrian) You're Not Scared Of His Threats? (amanda) Chere, The Day I Fear Something Like Him Is The Day I Lie Down At His Feet And Hand Him The Knife To Cut My Heart Out. The Only Fear I Have Is Getting You Back To Your Sister And Convincing High Queen Hard Head To Leave Off This Matter Until I Can Locate Desiderius And Send His Soul Into Oblivion Where It Belongs. (kyrian)

There Can Be No Faith Without Doubt. No Strength Without Temptation. (rafael)

By The Way, Don’t Breathe On The Upholstery Or I May Have To Gut You. (nick)

Want To Come Back To The Morgue With Me After Lunch? (tate) I Shudder At The Thought Of The Pickup Line You Must Have Used The Night You Met Lashonda. Come With Me, Baby, And See My Collection Of Stiffs. (simone)

Your Father Abandoned Us. (zephyra) I Know. You’ve Told Me That Enough That It’s Permanently Seared Into My Brain. Still, He’s A Part Of Me And I’d Like To Have Closure. (medea) You Really Need To Stop Watching Oprah. (zephyra)

Here We Are. Maybe I Should Warn You Before We Enter...(asmodeus) (jericho Stepped Past Him And Threw Open The Door.) Or Maybe Not. Let’s Just Barge In And Be Surprised, Shall We? (asmodeus)

Yeah, I’m Thinking It’s A Reunion Or, Since It Is Our Classmates, A Collection Of Idiots. Let’s Call It A Meese. Like Geese, Only With Morons. (caleb)

What Do You Want Exactly? (fang) An End To The Mistreatment Of Small, Fluffy Dust Bunnies. (thorn)

I'm Sorry. (valerius) It's Okay. We All Have Scars. I'm Just Lucky Most Of Mine Are On The Outside. (tabitha)

You Of All Beings Know How Fate Works. What Happened To You As A Human Happened Because Everyone From Your Parents On Down Tried To Circumvent What Was Supposed To Be – Which Ultimately Was The Destruction Of The Atlantean Pantheon. There Was No Changing That Prophecy. But The Way You Suffered Was Completely Unnecessary. Had Your Parents Embraced Their True Destiny, You Would Have Been Saved Years Of Torment. Fate Will Not Be Denied. We Can Sculpt It, But In The End We’re All Pawns To Our Final Destinies. Good, Bad, Or Indifferent. (savitar)

I'm Not People, I Only Eat Them.

Safe. No One Ever Is. No Matter How Hard We Try. No Matter How Much We Plan And Prepare. There Will Always Be An Enemy At The Door And A Storm Trying To Knock Us Down. Life's Not About Security. It's About Picking Up The Peices After It's All Over And Carrying On.

You Ever Think About Having Kids?” “all The Time.i´d Love To Have A Houseful. Then One Of My Nieces Or Nephews Turns Exorsist On Me And Spews The Most Discusting Things Imaginable Out Both Ends — Things That Make The Demon Snot Feel Like A Bubble Bath. That Usually Cures Me Of That Stupidity For At Least A Day Or Two.” (sam & Dev)

It Is Of Great Importance That The Laws By Which The Contracts Of So Numerous And So Useful A Body Of Men As The Sailors Are Supposed To Be Guided, Should Not Be Overturned.

So Just Look Mean And Don’t Make Eye Contact With Anyone. (syn) Gee, Hon, You Take Me To The Most Wonderful Places. (shahara)

It Would Have Really Cramped My Future Plans Had I Died. (nick)

Future Planning

You Know, I Would Date, If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. (grace)

It’s Not Manly To Hurt Others Or Belittle Them. Respect And Kindness Require More Courage Because People Take Advantage Of Those.

There Is More Than One Kind Of Death? (kat) Yes. Cowards Aren’t The Only Ones Who Die A Thousand Deaths. Sometimes Heroes Do, Too. (sin)

Yeah, But I Don’t Want To Be In Pain, And I Definitely Don’t Want To Suffer.” – Nick “well…the Only Way To Avoid Them Is To Die.” – Death “okay, Let’s Change The Topic Now. Oh, Look! A Chicken.” – Nick

Things Are Always Given To Us When We Need Them... You Just Have To Decide If You're Strong Enough, Brave Enough, To Seize It And Make It Yours. (acheron)

What Are You? (nick) Completely Perplexed. You Remember Everything That Happened. (acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not Like You’re Going To Forget The Killer Zombie Stalkers And Psyched-out Kitchen Staff. What Kind Of Freak Show Is This? (nick)

Remembers Everything

Don't You Have Class Today? (kyrian) Boy, I'm A Backwoods Cajun, I Ain't Never Got No Class, Cher. (nick) (he Cleared His Throat And Dropped The Thick Cajun Accent.) And No, Today's Registration. I've Got To Figure Out What I'm Taking Next Semester. (nick) I Have A Few Things I Need You To Do Today. (kyrian) And That Is Different From Any Other Day How? (nick) Sarcasm, Thy Name Is Nick Gautier. (kyrian)

Your Destiny Is Shaped By Choice, Never By Chance. Beware The Decisions You Make, No Matter How Small, For They Will Be Your Salvation...or Your Death.

Decisions You Make

Hmmm, I Bet You’d Be Really Cute With Hornays. Not That You’re Not Cute Right Now, But You’re A Bit Young. You’re Only What? Four In Human Years? Oh Wait, That’s Wrong, Isn’t It? You Ninety? (simi)

He Didn't Want The Respect Of People Who Weren’t Worth Wiping His Nose On—people Who Weren't Worth The Spatout Gum Attached To The Bottom Of His Worn-out Shoes. The Only Respect He Wanted Was From Himself And The People Who Really Mattered In His Life. The People Who Really Loved And Cared About Him.

You Know The Incredible Thing About Hearts Is Their Unbelievable Capacity For Forgiveness. You’d Be Amazed What People Will Overlook When They Love Someone. (acheron)

Baby, I Don’t Feel Pain. Ever. (talon) Really? Not Even A Little? (sunshine) It’s A Waste Of Time And Energy. It Also Drains The Mind And Makes It Weary. (talon) But Without Pain, You Can’t Have Joy. It’s The Balance That Makes Us Appreciate The Extreme. (sunshine)

The Use Of Cases Is To Establish Principles; If The Cases Decide Different From The Principles, I Must Follow The Principles, Not The Decisions.

I Have Much To Teach You. Come And Learn The Art Of War From The One Who Invented It. (takeshi)

Hey, Sweet. Please Open Your Eyes, Livia. Open Your Eyes And See What You Did. I’m Actually Sitting Here Without Grimacing. There’s No Pain At All. But You Know That, Don’t You? I Don’t Know Why You Stayed With Me. God Knows, I Wasn’t Worth It. But I Don’t Want You To Leave Me Alone Anymore. I Need You, Livia. I Can’t Live Without You In My Life. I Can’t…i’m Not That Strong. Please Open Your Eyes And Look At Me. Please. (adron)

I Follow After My Father, Who Likes To Protect Mankind, And I Really Don’t Want To See A Bunch Of Demons Eating People. Call Me Sentimental. (kat)

He Said He–meaning You–had Been Addicted To This Drug He Fed Sunshine. Getting Anything That Personal Out Of You Is Like Removing A Tooth From A Lion Without A Tranquilizer. (talon)

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