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Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

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Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

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Choose Well Or Die. I Don’t Care Which. Just Don’t Get Blood On My Coat.

I Learned The Bad Guys Are Not Always Bad, The Good Guys Are Not Always Good, And To Quote Captain Barbossa, The Parameters Are Like Rules, Mostly Guidelines. And That It Takes A Little Bit Of Bad Boy To Fight The Evil In The World. --terri Mitchell

I’ll Abide By My Word, But You Will Never Win Me Back! Believe Me, In Two Weeks I Will Slice Open Your Throat, Drink From Your Blood, And Then Pierce Your Heart And Laugh While Your Body Explodes Into Dust. (zephyra) Beautiful Imagery. You Should Write For Hallmark. (stryker)

You're Not An Idiot. You're Just Eccentric. (selena) That's What They Said About Mary Todd Lincoln. Until They Locked Her Up. (grace)

Look, This Isn’t The Mummy. It’s Not Like A Teenaged Girl’s Diary Could Resurrect The Dead Or Anything. It’s Just The Story Of Her Innocuous Life. What On Earth Could An Ancient Girl Have Known That Would Be Worth Killing Someone Over? (tory) You’re Asking Me That Question? People Kill Each Other Over A Pair Of Shoes Or For Wearing The Same Jacket. (acheron)

Killing Someone

Not Half As Much As I’d Miss Me If You Killed Me. (he Blinked Like A Girl And Leaned Against Ash’s Shoulder.) Please Don’t Hurt Me, Ash. Please. I Don’t Want To Die While I’m Still A Virgin. At Least Let Me Get Laid Before You Kill Me – Which According To My Mom I Can’t Do Until I’m Married And I Can’t Do That Until I Finish College. So You Have To Wait A Good Ten Years Before You Snuff Me. Deal? (nick)

Desi, Desi, Desi What Am I Going To Do With You? (kyrian) Don't You Dare Take That Flippant Tone With Me! (desiderius) Why Ever Not? (kyrian) Because I Am Not Some Scared Little Daimon To Run Cringing From You. I Am Your Worst Nightmare. (desiderius) Must You Resort To Cliches? C'mon, Desidisastrous, Couldn't You Think Of Anything More Original Than That B-movie Dialogue Staple? (kyrian)

Worst Nightmares

Oh, Pooh, You’re Just Like Akri. No, Simmi, Don’t Be Breathing Fire Around The Flammable Objects Or Small Children. Except For That Black Plastic Card That’s Not Really Plastic. It Some Metal Thing, But The Simi Loves It Cause It Let Her Buy Everything She Want Without Limit. He Never Say No To Simi When She Use It. Oh, Hello, There, Fang. You Okay? You Looking Kind Of Peaked Or Piqued Or…? Oh, Heck, The Simi Can Never Keep Those Straight. (simi)

Then Shut Up Or Grab A Sword And Come Help. (takeshi) Is That A Challenge? (savitar) It Would Be If I Didn’t Know For A Fact That You’re Too Lazy To Rise To One. (takeshi)

I’m Staying Here Tonight. I Can Bunk On The Floor. (nathan) What If I Say No? (terri) I’ll Just Break In After You Go To Sleep And Still Bunk On The Floor. (nathan)

Disease. Filth. Waste. Crime. Brutality. What’s There To Like? (solin) There’s Brutality On Olympus. (arik) True. But I Hate Humanity As Much As I Hate The Gods. Both Groups Are Selfish Bastards Bent On Destroying Everything Around Them. They Were Given A Perfect World And Rather Than Enjoy It, They’d Rather Destroy It And Each Other. Excuse Me If I Don’t Look At Them With Love In My Eyes But Rather Scorn In My Heart. (solin)

Yeah, Well, To Hear You Talk, Most Men Should Come With Warning Labels. (she Lifted Her Hands Up To Frame Her Next Statement.) Attention, Please, Psycho Alert. Me, He-man, Am Prone To Nasty Mood Swings, Lengthy Pouts, And Possess The Ability To Tell A Woman The Truth About Her Weight Without Warning. (selena)

Aren’t You Forgetting Something?” – Acheron “what?” – Artemis “your Payment.” – Acheron “the Happiness On Your Face When First You Touched Him Was Enough. I Only Wish You’d Been There When Your Daughter Was Born, But That Was My Fault. I’ve Had A Lifetime Of Joy, Hugs And Love From Her And You Missed All Of That Because Of My Stupidity And Fear. His Life Is My Gift To Both Of You. Let’s Hope The Future Is Much Kinder To All Of Us Than The Past Has Been.” – Artemis

Did You Come Out Of The Womb A Dickhead Or Develop That Jockstrap Personality On Your Own? (hunter)

It’s A New World, Brother. And We, The Downtrodden, Are Taking It Back. (madoc)

And If You Eat Enough Of Those Souls, They Begin To Corrupt You Until You Become One Of Them. Everyone Knows That. (kat) Only If You’re Stupid. I’m Two Hundred Years Old And I Haven’t Turned Yet. You Just Have To Learn To Hum A Lot So You Don’t Hear Their Bullshit Echoing In Your Head. (damien)

You Are Incredibly Wise. (kat) Only When It Comes To Other People. It’s Easy To See How To Fix Their Lives. It’s Much Harder To See The Cracks In Your Own House. (acheron)

How Many Demons And People Are Enslaved Here? (jericho) Define Slavery. (asmodeus) Kept Against Their Will. (jericho) Good Definition. Counting Me? (asmodeus) Why Not? (jericho) Probably A Couple Of Million…you Know It’s Really Hard To Count To A Million, Plus They’re Always Dying And New Ones Are Coming In. I Tried To Count Once, But It Got Really Depressing So I Stopped. The Constant Adding And Subtracting. Not My Forte, Really. (asmodeus)

Have Any Of You Taken A Look Out At Greece In The Last, Say, Hour Or So? (hermes) What? Are They Reacting To The Fact I Cursed The Apollites? (apollo) I Don’t Think That Bothers Them Nearly As Much As The Fact The Island Of Atlantis Is Now Gone And The Atlantean Goddess Apollymi Is Cutting A Swathe Through Our Country, Laying Waste To Everyone And Everything She Comes Into Contact With. And In Case You’re Curious, She’s Headed Straight For Us. I Could Be Really Wrong Here, But I’m Guessing The Woman’s Extremely Pissed. (hermes)

We Must Spoil Our Women, Boy. A Happy Woman Makes A Happy Home. An Unhappy One Makes Us Drink.

Little Late For That Now. I Don’t Think An ‘oops, My Bad, My Weapon Accidentally Misfired Two Dozen Rounds’ Will Work To Get Me Out Of This. (devyn)

C’mon, Tally. Don’t You Want Your Clothes, Your Keys? Oh Wait, How About Some Dignity? (kyrian)

I Don’t Have To Do Nothing You Say, You Old Heifer Cow. And You Are Old. Really, Really Old. And A Cow, Too. (simi)

Sorry. I Have Technical Difficulties Making It Through A Room Without Bumping Into Something. Thank God My Clumsiness Is Only Restricted To The Ground. I’d Probably Kill Myself Diving If I Was This Bad Underwater. (tory)

You Go To Him For Advice? He’s Only What? Five Years Old? I Swear I Own Older Sweaters. (tory)

What The Matter, Zarek? You Afraid To Die? (thanatos) Dying’s Easy. It’s Living That’s Hard. (zarek)

And You Take Care, Too, Shahara. Remember The Lies We Tell Ourselves To Survive Seldom Bring Peace To Our Souls. (nero)

Lies We Tell Ourselves

I’m An Executioner, Leta, Hence My Demon Nickname. They Send Me In To Take The Heads Off People And Gods Who’ve Stepped Over The Line, Usually Only Because Someone Has Pms. You Want Justice, Themis’s Office Is Down The Hall On The Left. You Want Death And Dismemberment, I’m Your Man…or Rather God. (deimos)

Kicking A Police Car? Really?' Caleb Shrugged. 'car Offended Me. It Was Sitting Right Where I Wanted To Stand. What Would You Do?

Are All Knights So Gentle? (taryn) I Know Not, Taryn, Since I Don’t Make It My Habit To Lie Abed With Other Knights. (sparhawk)

How Much Longer Will I Live? (urian) You’re Immortal, Barring Death. (acheron) That Doesn’t Make Sense. (urian) Most Of Life Doesn’t. (acheron)

How Do You Know That? (stryker) I Know Everything. I Feel Every Heartbeat In The Universe. Hear Every Scream For Mercy And Feel Every Tear Of Pain. (jared)

For The Record, Do I Know Anyone Not A Demon Or A Freak?” – Nick “yes, You Do. Not Sure If Bubba And Mark Go Into The Latter Or Not, Though. I’m Too Tired To Mentally Categorize Them. You Figure It Out, And I’ll Go With Your Dewey Decimal.” – Caleb

You Were First-string Running Back Last Year. What Happened?” – Coach “stone’s Mouth Happened. It Needed To Be Closed, And I Was A Little Too Obliging To Shut It.” – Nick

Surprise, Dickhead, Mama Forgot To Tell You A Few Things About Me. (zarek)

Kaiaphas. I See You Finally Made Some Friends. You Must Have Learned To Use A Toothbrush At Last. You Know It’s The Whole Up And Down, Back And Forth That Confuses People…or Demons. (xypher)

Tell Me Again How Great You Are, Asshole. Nothing Like A Steel Enema To Ruin Even Your Best Day. (fang)

He Attacked Us. What Was I Supposed To Do? Invite Him To Dinner? (sin)

We Don't Have To Surrender Our Souls Or Our Compassion.

Cause Hearts Are Amazing Things. They Get Lots Bigger To Make Room For New People To Love Alongside The Old People You Love. -simi

I Think We Both Need To Work On Our Communication Skills. (kiara) I Tried That Once. (nykyrian) And? (kiara) Darling Told Me That I Could Never Hold A Job As A Suicide Counselor Or Hostage Negotiator. He Said My Failure Rate Would Become The Stuff Of Legends. (nykyrian)

He Made A Sound Of Disgust In The Back Of His Throat. "oh Thank You So Much. That's What Every Man Wants To Hear About His Name. You Might As Well Call Me 'little Pecker' While You're At It And Tell Me You Would Love To Have Me Go Shopping With You For Feminine Hygiene Products. Oh And By All Means, Carry A Big, Sparkling Pink Bag With Flowers On It And Make Me Hold It.

My People Never Dreamed Of A World Like This. Of Having So Much Without Backbreaking, Debilitating Work. And Yet For All The Physical Improvements, People Are Still People. They’re Killing Each Other To Get More To Prove A Point Only The Killer Understands. Still Brutalizing And Torturing Each Other Over Things That In Another Hundred Years Won’t Even Matter.

You Told Me Once, Long Ago, To Look Into A Mirror And See Your Face. I Refused To Then. But Now Mnimi Has Forced Me To Look At My Own Reflection. I’ve Seen It Through My Eyes And I’ve Seen It Through Yours. I Wish To The Gods That I Could Change What Happened Between Us. If I Could Go Back, I Would Never Deny You. But I Can’t. We Both Know That. Now I Just Want The Chance To Know You As I Should Have Known You All Those Centuries Ago. (styxx)

And If We Fail? (delphine) It’ll Suck To Be Human. (madoc)

(nykyrian Spun About At The Sound, His Blaster Leveling At The Body In The Doorway.) Whoa. Friend! (he Tapped His Chest Twice.) Really Good Guy. ‘member Me? (syn)

My Father Used To Say That Life Is What You Make It. Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. You Can’t Change The Past, But The Future Isn’t Set In Stone. You Can Effect A Change There. Move Forward Not With Hatred Or Love. Move Forward With Purpose. (simone)

I’m Sorry. I Was Just Thinking Of That Stupid Song, ‘seasons In The Sun.’ You Know, ‘we Had Joy, We Had Fun, We Had Seasons In The Sun.’ Good Grief, I Should Be A Mental Patient. (cassandra) You Have More Strength Than Any Warrior I Have Known. Don’t Ever Apologize To Me Again For Those Few Times When You Show Your Fear To Me, Cassandra. (wulf)

I Want You To Always Hold Your Head Up And Follow Your Dreams Wherever They Take You. Don’t You Ever Listen To The People Out To Hurt You Or Make You Cry. Listen To Your Heart And Be Better Than Them. No One Gets Ahead By Hurting Others. The Only Real Peace Anyone Will Ever Have Is The One That Comes From Within. Live Your Life On Your Own Terms And Make It A Happy Life. Always. That’s What’s Important, Torimou. (theo)

Kindness Is A Rotten Fruit That Poisons Anyone Who Partakes Of It. Throw It In The Face Of Your Enemies And Let It Ruin Them Instead.

Talon Glanced Around The Loft. It Looked As If A Bottle Of Pepto-bismol Had Exploded, Or The Cat In The Hat Had Come For A Visit.’ (talon)

Well, Then, If I Admit I Know Who You Are And Really Couldn’t Care Less Will That Assuage Your Damaged Manhood Enough That We Can Get Past This And Move On To Something That Ends With Your Giving Me A Sandwich? (leta)

C’mon, Friend. It’s Two On One. You Sure Don’t Look Like You’re Up To Those Odds. (stranger) You Can’t Be Talking To Me. I Don’t Have Prokas For Friends. And I Assure You I Could Gut You Both Before Your Stench Had Time To Catch Up To Your Fall. (syn)

I Have Found My Star. She Is Beauty And Grace. Elegance And Goodness. My Laughter In Winter. She Is Courageous And Strong. Bold And Tempting. Unlike Any Other In All The Universe, And I Cannot Touch Her. I Dare Not Even Try." [zarek]

What Are You? Insane? I’m Not Interested In Ms. Preppy Uptight Sloan Ranger. Jeez. I’d Get Khaki Between My Teeth. Can You Imagine? I’ve Never Been In Khaki And I Never Want To See A Woman Out It. It Scares Me. (dev)

You Want Me To Do What? What Part Of Stupid Crawled Up Your Sphincter And Died?” – Caleb

The Legislature Have Anxiously Provided For Those Most Useful And Deserving Body Of Men, The Seamen And Marines Of This Country.

Well, I Would Turn Into A Dragon And Fly You Home, But Something Tells Me You Would Protest. (sebastian) No Doubt. I Imagine The Scales Would Also Chafe My Skin. (channon) True. Not To Mention, I Once Learned The Hard Way That They Really Do Call The Military Out On You. You Know, Fighter Jets Are Hard To Dodge When You Have A Forty-foot Wingspan. (sebastian)

And You Plan To Do This Alone? You Think A Lot Of Yourself, Don’t You Animal? (stone) Oh, Punk, Please. Believe Me, When Dealing With Wusses Like You Who Have To Gang Up On A Kid To Feel Powerful, I Don’t Need Any Help. (fang)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)

Look At His Hair. He Looks Like His Father. (cassandra) He Has Your Lungs. (wulf) Oh, Please! (cassandra) Trust Me. Every Apollite Here Knows That My Parents Were Unmarried At My Birth, And That If You Survive The Night, You Plan On Making Me A Eunuch. (wulf)

The Discussion Which Was Made By Luther, Melancthon, And The Other Persons Who Preceded The Reformation, Opened The Eyes Or The Public; And They Got Rid Of The Delusions Which Had Been Spread By The Pope Of Rome, And Emancipated Mankind From The Spiritual Tyranny They Were Under, And Brought About The Establishment Of That Religion Which We Now Enjoy In This Country.

I Just Don’t See How Anyone Can Be So Cold. (kiara) And You Should Be Grateful, Little Girl, To Whatever God You Worship, That You Can Say That. In The World We Come From, I Don’t Understand How Anyone Can Be Anything But Cold. (syn)

You Want To Live, Right? (syn) Absolutely. (kiara) Then We’re Where You Are, Bathroom Breaks Being The Only Exception – Unless You’re In Public, And Then We Get To Risk Additional Arrest Records. (syn)

Ah, Man. (talon) What? (wulf) Friggin’ Fabio Alert. (talon) Hey, You’re Not Too Far From The Mark Either, Blondie. (wulf) Bite Me, Viking. (talon)

You Have Twenty-four Hours, Horseguy, To Kill Your Betrayer Any Way You See Fit And To Take Your Revenge. Make Them Count. Oh, And Know That You Can’t Let Daylight Touch You. If You Do…well, You Don’t Want To Die Without Your Soul. It’s Highly Unpleasant. Sometime In The Next Few Days, A Man Named Acheron Parthenopaeus Will Find You And Teach You Everything You Need To Know About Being A Dark-hunter. If You’re Smart, You’ll Listen To Him. Welcome To The Madness.” – Artemis

There’s No Reason For You To Know All That About Me. My Memories Have Never Served Good To Anyone. (acheron)

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

I Don’t Want Your Lying Kindness. Sure, You’ll Smile And Be So Sweet To Me That I’ll Trust You, But The Minute I Don’t Give You Everything You Want The Instant You Demand It, You’ll Turn On Me And Try To Crush Me. You’re Just Like Everyone Else In The World. No One Matters But You. (aiden)

This Is Your Sword. You Press The Pointy End Into The Enemy. Try Not To Let Him Make Eye Contact With You And Remember, He Spits Invisible Poison. (thorn)

Why Is It When You Want The Ground To Swallow You Whole, It Decides To Stop Trying? -ethon

I Know What You Are, Talon. You Are The Man I Was Born To Love. The Only Man I Was Born To Love.” “i’m Not A Man. Not Anymore.” “you Are Mine And I Will Not Let You Go Without A Fight.

No Problem, But Just Know That No One Steals From Nero. He Knows Who You Are And He Will Hunt You Down And Make You Pay In Ways You Can’t Imagine – Including This Whole Brain Squeeze Thing He Does That Will Leave You With A Migraine So Bad, You’ll Wish You Could Bleed Out Your Eyes To Stop The Pain. He’s Nasty That Way. (syn)

I Love You, Baby. And I Want You To Stay With Me. Always. (devyn) Believe Me, There’s No Place Else I’d Rather Be. (alix) Me, Either, But I Would Rather We Be Naked. (devyn)

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