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You Mean Teletubbies? (berith) The Fact That You Know What They’re Called, Berith, Truly Scares Me. (jericho) As A Demon Of Torture, It Behooves Me To Know All Things That Are Deeply Annoying. You’d Be Amazed How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubbies. (berith) Not Really. I’d Rather Battle A Brain-eating Zombie Any Day Than Hear Them Sing. (jericho)

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You Mean Teletubbies? (berith)

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You Mean Teletubbies? (berith) The Fact That You Know What They’re Called, Berith, Truly Scares Me. (jericho) As A Demon Of Torture, It Behooves Me To Know All Things That Are Deeply Annoying. You’d Be Amazed How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubbies. (berith) Not Really. I’d Rather Battle A Brain-eating Zombie Any Day Than Hear Them Sing. (jericho)

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If You Really Love Her, Cratus, Let Her Know It Every Day. And Always Put Her Before You And Your Wants Just As You’ve Done Here Today. Take It From Someone Who Knows. Love Lost Is The Hardest Burden To Shoulder, And It’s One You Can Never Get Under. (artemis)

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You Punk Asshole. What Was This? A Game For You? This Is My Life’s Work You Just Annihilated And For What? Shits And Giggles? Or Was This Nothing More Than A Fraternity Prank? Please Tell Me That You Didn’t Just Ruin My Integrity To Get Some Kind Of Drinking Points. This Is Something I’ve Been Working For Since Before You Were Born. How Dare You Make A Mockery Of Me. I Hope To God That One Day Someone Degrades You Like This So That You’ll Know, Just Once In Your Spoiled Pompous Life, What Humiliation Feels Like! (tory)

The Personality Is Defined By Its Inconsistencies, Not Its Consistencies. It's What Makes Us Unique And Who We Are.

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Someone Please Tell Me That We’re Not Seriously Having A Friggin’ Debate Over The Genius Of ‘karma Chameleon’ At Seven O’clock In The Morning? (xypher)

So What’s It Like To Live Without Emotions? (geary) It’s Hard. Imagine A World Without Taste. A World Where You Can See The Colors And All, But You Can’t Feel It. A Beautiful Clear Day Can Never Choke You Up. A Child’s Laughter Doesn’t Make You Smile. You Don’t Look At A Bunny And Think ‘how Cute.’ You Feel Absolutely Nothing. It’s Like Being Wrapped In Thick Cotton All The Time. (arik)

If Sasha’s Threatened, Astrid’s Upset. If Astrid’s Upset, I’m Going To Kill Whatever’s Upsetting Her Until She’s Happy Again. (zarek)

It's Not Your Fault. You Had No Way Of Knowing I'd Traded My Soul. It's Not Exactly How I Start Out Conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I Have No Soul. What About You? (kyrian)

Total Evil. Dang, His Principal Had Been Right All Along... He Really Was Demonspawn.

You Know, I Would Date If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. But Most Are Such A Waste Of Time That I’d Rather Sit At Home And Watch Reruns Of Hee Haw.

It Wasn’t A Gun Wound. I Just Fell. (zarek) No Offense, But You’d Have To Fall Of Mount Everest To Have Those Kinds Of Wounds. (astrid) Yeah, Maybe Next Time I’ll Remember To Take My Climbing Gear With Me. (zarek)

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What Are You Doing Here? (jericho) Do My Accommodations Offend You? I’ve Grown Quite Used To Them. Though A View Of Something Other Than Mangled Bodies Might Be Nice For A Change. (jaden)

No Problem, But Just Know That No One Steals From Nero. He Knows Who You Are And He Will Hunt You Down And Make You Pay In Ways You Can’t Imagine – Including This Whole Brain Squeeze Thing He Does That Will Leave You With A Migraine So Bad, You’ll Wish You Could Bleed Out Your Eyes To Stop The Pain. He’s Nasty That Way. (syn)

I Have A Flamthrower. (zarek) You Have A What? (astrid) It Pays To Be Prepared. (zarek) Well. Those Are Nice For Toasting Marshmallows, But They’ll Only Make Thanatos Mad. Regular Fire Won’t Hurt Him. I Have This Really Neat Gelatinous Goo That Comes Out With My Fire And It Squirts My Victims So That It Don’t Come Off. Wanna See It? (simi) No! (zarek/astrid) No? I Don’t Like That Word. (simi) We Love You, Simi. We’re Just Scared Of Your Goo. (astrid) Oh, That I Understand. Okay, You Can Live. (simi)

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If You Leave Here, War Can Find You Again. What Are You Going To Do If That Happens? (tory) Leave Bloodstains On His Best Shirt. (acheron)

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You Need To Modulate That Unwarranted Ire, Buddy. I'm Not Your 'ho And You Ain't My Pimp

They Shot Me. (talon) No, Bud. They Turned You Into Swiss Cheese. (nick)

You The Dark-hunter?" Kyrian Arched A Brow. "you The Flunky?" "i Don't Like Your Tone." "and I Dont't Like You. Now That We've Dispensed With The Introductions And Have Declared Our Mutual Distaste For One Another, Why Don't You Take Me To The One Who Holds Your Leash?

I Agree, Dad. I Was Just Explaining To The Woman Why We Don’t Look Anything Alike And Why You Would Have Been Younger Than Me When I Was Born. It Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Love You ‘cause You Know I Do. Make One Snotty Comment In Anger When You’re Twelve Years Old Going Through Puberty And Getting Grounded, And You Pay For It For The Rest Of Your Life. Parents Ain’t Got No Sense Of Humor. (omari)

Sasha Snorted. "i Have Never In My Extremely Long Life Seen Anyone Take So Long To Answer A Question. It's Like You Went Into Your Brain And Got Lost. You Need A Bread Crumb, Buddy?" He Made A Noise Like He Was Calling His Pet. "here Lassie, Here. Come Back Girl.

In Our Past Lies Our Future. By Our Own Hands And Decisions We Will Be Damned And We Will Be Saved. Whatever You Do, Put Forth Your Best Effort Even If All You're Doing Is Chasing A Never Ending Rainbow. You Might Never Reach The End Of It, But Along The Way You'll Meet People Who Will Mean The World To You And Make Me...mories That Will Keep You Warm On Even The Coldest Nights

I’d Rather Be Short, Fat, And Ugly Than Take After That Man. (nick)

Does This Mean You Made A Decision? (carlos) No, I Took My Clothes Off And Came In Here To Tell You I Wasn’t Going To Make Love With You. To Use Your Words, ‘for Someone So Intelligent, You Can Be Pretty Dense.' (gabrielle)

Just Out Of Curiosity, How Many Weapons Are In That Thing? (kiara) Enough To Make Me Happy. (nykyrian)

No! I Don’t Want To Ouija, Or Do The Pendulum Thing, And I Swear If I See One Tarot Card Or Rune Stone I’ll Yack Cupcake All Over You. (grace)

Are You Always This Random? (jericho) Mostly. It Really Irritates Noir. Which Is Just An Added Bonus For Me. At Least So Long As I Can Outrun Him. (asmodeus) Add Me To That List Of People You Annoy. (jericho) Oh. You’re Not Going To Singe My Testicles Over It, Are You?! (asmodeus) No Plans To. (jericho) Good. We Can Be Friends, Then. (asmodeus)

What Can I Get You? (wulf) How About Someone Else To Have This Kid For Me? (cassandra)

The Liberty Of The Press Is Dear To England; The Licentiousness Of The Press Is Odious To England: The Liberty Of It Can Never Be So Well Protected As By Beating Down The Licentiousness.

You Worthless Sonofabitch. You Should Never Have Been Anything More Than A Cum Stain! (stryker)

A Word Of Wisdom To You, Akribos, You Need To Learn To Accept Gifts. (catera) There’s No Such Thing As A Gift. If I Were To Take That From You, Sooner Or Later You Would Ask A Favor From Me In Return. Nothing In Life Is Ever Truly Given Without Expectation. (acheron)

Words Of Wisdom

Youever Insult Bride Again, I Swear I'll Rip Your Throat Out And Feed You To The Gators In The Swamp. You Understand Me?" - Vane

You Have The Blood Of Warriors In Your Veins. The Kind Of Men Who Protect What Is Theirs And Love Without Restraint. I Want That Love And I Want You. (gabrielle) It’s All Yours. You’re Not Getting Much Out Of This Deal Since All I Own Is What I Can Carry In Two Hands. (carlos) Great. That Means I Get To Decorate The House The Way I Want. (gabrielle)

Ninety Percent Of Intelligence Was Knowing When To Shut Up.’ – Cherise

How Long Have You Been Here? (jericho) Don’t Know. Again, Tried To Count Once, Got Depressed So I Stopped. I Find It Easier To Just Go With The Flow. Ease With The Peas. (asmodeus) Ease With The Peas? (jericho) Yeah, That’s Not A Happy Memory, Either. Let’s Forget I Mentioned It. (asmodeus)

You Still Haven’t Eaten Your Muffin. (sunshine) ‘yeah, Right. He Still Hadn’t Eaten His Boots Either, And He’d Rather Feast On One Of Them Than That Thing In Her Hand.’ (talon)

By The Way, Don’t Breathe On The Upholstery Or I May Have To Gut You. (nick)

Why You In A Dark Hole, Astrid? Did You Fall? (simi) We’re Hiding Simi. (astrid) Hiding? From What? (simi) Thanatos. (astrid) Pfft. Why You Hiding From That Loser? He Wouldn’t Even Make Good Barbecue. Barely Take The Edge Off My Peckishness. Hmmm…how Come There’s No Food Here? (simi)

What Are You Talking About? Are You For Real? (nick) What Do You Mean? The Simi’s Not Turning Invisible Again, Is She? Ooo, That Would Be Bad. I Promised Akri I Wouldn’t Do That No More In Public Places. But Sometimes The Simi Can’t Help It. Kind Of Like Putting Barbecue Sauce On Salads. It’s Just Mandatory And Reflexive ‘cause You Gots To Kill The Taste Of The Ick Rabbit Food. (simi)

If Wishes Were Horses, Even Beggars Would Ride. (dark-hunter)

What The Matter, Zarek? You Afraid To Die? (thanatos) Dying’s Easy. It’s Living That’s Hard. (zarek)

Was It Like This? (jesse) (jesse Made An Inhuman Ghost Noise.) That Sounds Like Darth Vader Choking On A Chicken Bone. (gloria)

See How Exciting Anthropology Is? He’s A Leading Expert In Ancient Greece. Now You Should All Change Your Majors So That You Can Ogle Men Like Him All Day Long. Or Better Yet, Uncover Naked Male Statues. (tory) Was That Necessary? (acheron) Hey, I Live To Recruit Students For The Department. If I Can Make You Good For Something, Then By Golly I’m Going To Do It. (tory)

This Is Getting Ugly.” – Abigail “like My Great-aunt’s Underpants.” – Sundown

Simple. Atlantis Can't Be Found." He Scoffed At Her. " You're The Second Person To Tell Me That In Less Than An Hour.

Greek Mythology

You Might Wanna Rethink That, Boy. 'cause If I'm Going To Get Sued For Offensively Touching You, I'm Going To Make It Worth My While.

Let Me Out Of Here, Katra. Now. (sin) I Can't. (kat) Then I Hope You Can Live With The Death Of Humanity On Your Conscience. I’ll Just Sit Myself Over Here Until It’s Over. You Got Any Good Dvds I Can Watch? It’ll Help Drown Out The Screams For Mercy. Especially From The Kids. Those Are Always The Hardest To Ignore. (sin)

To Make An Omelet You Must First Break Some Eggs.

It’s A Responsibility That I Take Most Seriously, So Excuse Me For Banning You From Killing Them Because You Have Reverse Pms. (acheron) Reverse Pms? (artemis) Yeah, Unlike A Normal Woman, You’re Cranky Twenty-eight Days Out Of The Month. (acheron)

Ah, You Fight Like A Sissy Demon. (takeshi) Sissy Demon? Have You Ever Met A Sissy Demon? (savitar) I Killed Three This Morning. (takeshi)

So What Brings You Here? (devyn) People Needed Killing. (adron)

You Have No Idea How Much It Bothers Me To Know That I Was The Man She Meant To Kill Tonight And Now I Have To Protect Her.” – Ren “yeah, Well, She Tried To Kill Me, Too, And I Got Over It.” – Sundown

And You Plan To Do This Alone? You Think A Lot Of Yourself, Don’t You Animal? (stone) Oh, Punk, Please. Believe Me, When Dealing With Wusses Like You Who Have To Gang Up On A Kid To Feel Powerful, I Don’t Need Any Help. (fang)

Are You Suggesting I’m Not Normal? (nykyrian) Oh Yeah, Baby, You Ooze Normality. From The Top Of That Assassin’s Braid To The Tip Of Those Boots That I’m Pretty Sure Conceal Retractable Blades. You’re Just An Average Joe. No Doubt About It. Cause, You Know, Everyone Sits For Hours Doing Nothing But Typing. (kiara)

Yeah, Well, Your People Happen To Be Soul-sucking Demons. (wulf) You Ever Met A Banker Or A Lawyer? Tell Me Who’s Worse, My Urian Or One Of Them? At Least We Need The Food; They Do It Just For Profit Margins. (phoebe)

It Is Of Great Importance That The Laws By Which The Contracts Of So Numerous And So Useful A Body Of Men As The Sailors Are Supposed To Be Guided, Should Not Be Overturned.

I Want To Hate You, But I Can’t Even Stay Mad At You. (jericho) You Know, I Think You’re More In Need Of Lessons On How To Seduce Than I Am. Why Don’t You Call Me Fat And Ugly While You’re At It? (delphine)

Swear It On Your Life. (zephyra) That I Can Never Do. (stryker) Why Can’t You? (zephyra) Because You Are My Life, And I Can’t Live Another Day Without You. (stryker)

Nick Cleared His Throat. “do Not … And I Mean Do … Not … Take This The Wrong Way, Okay?” He Wrapped His Arms Around Ash And Hugged Him. “i Will Always Be Your Brother,” He Whispered In Ash’s Ear. “and I Won’t Ever Hate You.

She’s Best Friends With My Wife. (julian) Gracie? You’re Married To Gracie? That Was You? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (sunshine)

God Forbid I Should Bleed To Death, Eh? Then You'd Have To Cart Around My Rotting Corpse. (kyrian) Could You Be Any More Morbid? Jeez, Who Was Your Idol Growing Up? Boris Karloff? (amanda) Hannibal, Actually. (kyrian) You're Trying To Scare Me, Aren't You? Well, It Won't Work. I Grew Up In A House With An Angry Poltergeist And Two Sisters Who Used To Conjure Demons Just To Fight Them. Buster, I've Seen It All And Your Gallows Humor Isn't Working On Me. (amanda)

(the Tree Bend Over. Suddenly, A Hiss And A Meow Sounded An Instant Before Two Cats Darted Off Across The Backyard.) Look, Lanie, It’s Mr. Tomcat Come To Save Me From My Celibacy. Oh, Help Me, Moon Mistress. Whatever Am I To Do With The Attentions Of Such An Unwanted Suitor! Help Me Quick, Before He Kills Me With My Allergies. (grace)

Tell Him What? Kat’s A Raging Nymphomaniac. (kytara) Tara! (kat) Oh, All Right. She’s So Bland She Makes Plain Toast Look Spicy. (kytara)

You Bit Me? (stryker) We Use What We Have. (zephyra) That’s Such A Girl Move. (stryker) But It Works. Maybe If You Fought Like A Girl And Not A Stunted Baboon, You’d Actually Win. (zephyra)

There Were Arcadians Here, Katagaria, Dark-hunters, Demons, Humans, And Who Knew What Else. By Rights None Of Them Should Get Along And Yet They Were Together Tonight. Bound By Something Other Than Blood. They Were Bound Together By Their Hearts.’ (gallagher)

Keep Your Lips And Other Body Parts To Yourself Or You’ll Be Headless. (apollymi)

Believe Me, If I Start Getting Sick, You’ll Be The First To Know Since I’m Sure It’ll Be All Over You. (alix)

You Know The Beauty Of Driving One Of These? (wulf) No. (cassandra) You Can Swat A Daimon Like A Mosquito. (wulf) Well, Since They’re Both Bloodsucking Insects, I Say Go For It. (cassandra)

What’s The Gun For? (leta) I Would Lie And Say It’s For Bears Or Snakes, But Mostly I Use It For Trespassers. (aiden) Wow, Dexter, I’m Impressed. Since We’re Not In Miami And You Haven’t A Boat To Hide The Hacked-up Bodies At Sea, Where Are You Keeping Them? (leta)

That’s Exactly What I’m Talking About. That’s The Evil That’s Seducing You. The Malevolent Power That Is Crawling Through Your Blood Tempting You Onto A Treacherous Path That Will Cost You Everything You Love And Hold Dear. You Have To Let That Anger Go Before It’s Too Late. Vengeance Always Turns Inward And It Will Consume You Until Nothing’s Left But An Empty Hole That Nothing Can Fill. (ambrose)

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.

So, Does This Make You Visibly Challenged? (nick) No, But If You Don’t Lay Off Me, I’m Going To Make You Breathing Impaired. (acheron)

I've Had To Work Hard All My Life, And I Will Never, Ever Ask A Fan Or Reader To Pay For Something I've Rushed. It's Not Fair To Them, And I Will Never Give Them Anything Except My Absolute Best.

The Kid Dead On The Ground. Fourteen, Ash. Fourteen. I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “yeah…” – Acheron “ash, I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “got It. You’re Fourteen. I’m So Proud You Can Count That High. It’s A Testament To The Modern American Educational System. But I Should Probably Point Out That You’re Not The Only One. I’m Told You Go A School With A Whole Class Of – Get This – Kids Who Are Fourteen.” – Acheron

They Didn’t Have Novels Back Then. (tory) History Says They Didn’t Have Books, Yet What’s This Thing In My Hand? It’s Square, Bound Paper That’s Been Written On. Looks Like A Book To Me. (acheron) Thank You, Captain Sarcasm. How Nice Of You To Join Us Again. (tory)

My Father Tutored Me Well On Amnesia. He Always Said It Was A Necessary Ingredient For Any Friendship. (kiara)

Not That I’ve Ever Feared A Fight Or Backed Down From One –(wren) That’s The Truth. I Swear He’s Half Beta Fish. He’d Fight His Own Reflection To Prove A Point. (maggie)

He Walks In Daylight. But, Like A Demon, He’s Weaker Then. He Seems To Have The Powers Of A God, But No Followers. What Would You Call Him? (xypher) I Wouldn’t Call Him Anything That Didn’t Make Him Deliriously Happy. (simone)

Were You Raised In A Barn? You Don't Just Walk Into Someone's House." Ash Laughed. "i Have An Open Invitation To Enter Whenever I'm Here." "yeah, But What If He's Naked Or Something?" Ash Led Him Into The Foyer. "i've Known Kyrian For Over Two Thousand Years, And I Can Honesty Say That I Have Never Once Caught Him Naked In His Living Room." The Door Closed Behind Them Without Ash Or Nick Touching It- Something That Always Unnerved Nick When Ash Did It. "besides, Rosa's Still Here. I Know He's Not Walking Around Bare-assed With Her On Duty.

My Enemies Can Take What They Want, But My Life Is Mine And So Long As I Breathe, It Has Value. I Won't Ever Give Up. Not Again.

My Parents Died A Long Time Ago. And You Know The Sad Thing? I Still Miss Them Every Day. I Spent My Entire Youth Fighting With My Dad Over Every Little Thing And Damned If I Wouldn’t Sell My Soul To See Him One More Time And Tell Him I Was Sorry For The Last Words I Said To Him. Words I Can Never Take Back That Should Have Never Been Said. So Call Your Mom. No Matter What Kind Of Relationship You Have With Your Parents, I Swear To You, You’ll Miss Them When They’re Gone. (kyrian)

On Second Thought She Hoped She Never Met A Woman That Attractive.. If She Did, She Would Be Morally Obligated To Run Her Over With Her Car.." Bride

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