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Yo, Dumbass. What Do You Think She’d Be Doing With Them? Giving Them Ballet Lessons? (darling) Tell Me Again Why I Can’t Kill Him? (hauk) You’re Afraid Of Handling Explosives. (nykyrian) One Day I’m Going To Get Over That And When I Do…(hauk) I’ll Wisely Stop Annoying You. (darling)

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Yo, Dumbass. What Do You Think She’d Be Doing With Them? Giving Them Ballet Lessons? (darling) Tell Me Again Why I Can’t Kill Him? (hauk) You’re Afraid Of Handling Explosives. (nykyrian) One Day I’m Going To Get Over That And When I Do…(hauk) I’ll Wisely Stop Annoying You. (darling)

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My People Never Dreamed Of A World Like This. Of Having So Much Without Backbreaking, Debilitating Work. And Yet For All The Physical Improvements, People Are Still People. They’re Killing Each Other To Get More To Prove A Point Only The Killer Understands. Still Brutalizing And Torturing Each Other Over Things That In Another Hundred Years Won’t Even Matter.

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Stop The Pain.” – Tory “you Know I Can’t.” – Acheron “fine. But Next Time You’re The One Who’s Doing Labor Duty. I Get To Sit There And Hold Your Hand.” – Tory (and Again He Laughed. She Glared At Him.) “you Have No Sense Of Self Preservation, Do You?” – Tory

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Unfortunately, The Heart Played Its Own Tune, And It Was Deaf To What The Head Tried To Tell It.’ – Abigail

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Any Game Plan? Xypher Asked Sin. Don't Die. I Like It. Simple, Bold. Impossible. Works For Me. Kat Scoffed At His Sarcasm. What Are You Bitching About, Xypher? You're Already Dead. He Laughed. You Know, For Once, It's Good To Be Me.

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I’ll Go And Help. (chris) What Are We Supposed To Do With You, Chris? Lob You At Them? (wulf)

How Do You Feel? (maggie) Like I Got Hit By A Bus That Decided To Back Up A Few Times And Make Sure It Finished The Job. I Think It Must Have Ground Its Tires On My Ribs During The Last Run. You Know, Just In Case I Might Actually Want To Breathe Again In My Lifetime. (wren)

Kitten, When Did You Get So Tall? (ravyn) I Grew While You Were In The Bathroom. (erika)

If You Knew This, Why Did You Wait To Bring It Before The Omegrion? (savitar) Because I Was Afraid To Come Forward...(zack) And Now You're All Better? (savitar)

Oh, Gross! Zombie Goo. (caleb) Ooo, I Wonder If It Tastes Like Chicken? What Do You Think? (simi) I Think I’m Never Eating Guacamole Again As Long As I Live. (caleb)

Charonte Are Guarding A Dimme? Is The World Coming To An End And I Missed The Memo? (stryker)

I’d Rather Have My Eyes Gouged Out. (urian) If I Do That, Can The Simi Eat Them? (simi) You Have To Share If You Do! (xirena)

What? It's Not My Fault I Stab All The Fanged People. They Shouldn't Look Like Daimons. (tabitha) I Didn't Look Like A Daimon, But You Stabbed Me. (valerius) Yeah, Well, You Looked Like A Lawyer So I Had To Kill You. It Was A Moral Imperative. (tabitha)

So Why Did You Get Shot? One Of Your Witticisms Go Awry? (nekoda)

Come Away With Me, Astrid. (zarek) Why Should I? (astrid) Because I Love You, And Even If I’m Lying On The Sun Itself I’ll Be Freezing There Without You. I Need My Star So That I Can Hear Laughter. (zarek)

You Worthless Sonofabitch. You Should Never Have Been Anything More Than A Cum Stain! (stryker)

St. Ash – Who Knew? (gallagher)

I’m So Overwhelmed.” – Nick “most Of Us Are, Nick. Even Though We Look Calm And Peaceful On The Outside, Most Of Us Are Barely Hanging On By Our Fingernails.” – Caleb

Aimee-"if Someone's Possessed By A Demon, How Do You Get The Demon Out?" Xedrix-"call A Priest.

You See, You’re Doing It Again. Telling Me Nothing. (tory) You Know, Trust Is Always A Good Idea…for Someone Else. Every Time I’ve Ever Made The Mistake Of Trusting Someone…it Was A Mistake That I Regretted And Paid For Dearly. I’m Really Happy That No One Has Ever Hurt You Badly. I Haven’t Been So Lucky, Okay? (acheron)

He Beat Back The Greeks And Reclaimed Rome For Our People. Indeed, He Was The One Who Destroyed The Macedonian Threat And Who Single-handedly Annihilated The Greatest Greek General Who Had Ever Lived. Kyrian Of Thrace.” Real Hatred Gleamed In His Eyes, But She Wasn’t Sure Who It Was Meant For. His Grandfather Or Kyrian. “you Mean Kyrian Hunter?” She Asked. “the Guy With The Minivan Who Lives A Few Blocks Over?” Valerius’s Eyes Sparked At That. “he’s Driving A Minivan?” There Was No Mistaking The Humor In His Tone.

If It Is Our Destiny To Be Hit By The Train, We Will Be Hit By The Train. The Only Thing We Can Change Is How The Train Turns Us Into A Hamburger.

As For The Age Of Electronics, Selena, I Really Don't Want To Get Personal With Something That Comes With A Warning Label And Batteries. (grace)

It’s Not Manly To Hurt Others Or Belittle Them. Respect And Kindness Require More Courage Because People Take Advantage Of Those.

But If Fate Won’t Be Denied...if It’s Set, How Could There Be Infinite Possibilities? (kat) Only Certain Aspects Are Fated. The Outcome Isn’t. It Was Fated That Sin Would Loose His Godhood. The Means And What Followed Were Determined By Free Will. Free Will Is That One Scary Variable That Sets So Much Into Motion That No One, Not Even I, Have Control Over. (acheron)

I'm The Top Of The Food Chain And Well...you're The Food.

What Fools These Mortals Be. (acheron)

Since When Does A Dog Care About What It Humps? (dev) I Could Go So Low With That That Even The Gutter Would Envy Us, But…i Know What You’re Trying To Do. You’re Trying To Provoke A Fight With Me So That You Can Legally Turn Me Away. I Really, Really Want To Give You That Fight, Too, But I Have To See Sasha And It Can’t Wait. Sorry. We’ll Have To Hump And Fight Later. (fury)

People Started Down The Road With Good Intentions, But The Moment The Road Became Rough Or Difficult, They'd Abandon It.

Good Intentions

Thinking Of Someone Else Is What Got Me Damned. It’s A Mistake I Don’t Want To Repeat. (xypher) You Know Sometimes It’s By Repeating Our Mistakes That We Realize What Went Wrong The First Time. Knowing That, We’re Able To Fix The Mistake And Move Past It. (acheron)

Love Is The Greatest Corrupter Ever Known And Has Been The Numbers One Downfall Of Mankind Since The First Creation.

A Conviction Is In The Nature Of A Verdict And Judgment, And Therefore It Must Be Precise And Certain.

So Are We Going To Continue Glaring Angrily At Each Other While We Pose In Our Tough Stances? Or Use Our Time To Work Out A Plan That Hopefully Doesn’t End With Our Mutual Deaths? (acheron)

Growing Up, Books Were My Lifeline, And I Owe A Debt To Those Writers That Can Never Be Repaid. They Saved My Sanity And Gave Me A World I Could Escape To. If I Can Pay That Forward To Another Person, That's All I Ask.

Well, I Would Throw Myself Under The Nearest Bus, But Considering My Luck Today, I’m Sure It Would Break Down Less Than A Millimeter From Me And Just Ruin My Clothes…probably Break My Watch, Too. (taryn)

Looks Like The Safest Spot Here For A Human Who Doesn’t Want To Get Eaten. (kish)

Why Would You Help Us? (delphine) I Hear Stupidity Is A Fatal Disease. Doing My Own Experimentation To See If That’s True Or Not. If I Survive, We’ll Know It’s Not. If I Die…well, It’ll Suck. Bad. And I Won’t Be Happy. (asmodeus)

Men Can Beat Each Other To A Pulp And Still Walk Away Friends. With A Woman, Once An Enemy, Always An Enemy. Women Will Sit Like A Spider, For Years, Waiting For The Chance To Strike. They Never Forget And Seldom Forgive.

Please Don’t Let It Be Another Cop. I’m Outta Bail Money. Wait A Minute…i Could Sell You On Ebay And Make A Killing. (mark) Not In My Current Condition. You’d Have To Sell Caleb Or Madaug. I’m Sure There’s Someone Willing To Buy Two Perfectly Good White Boys. (nick)

Well, Then, If I Admit I Know Who You Are And Really Couldn’t Care Less Will That Assuage Your Damaged Manhood Enough That We Can Get Past This And Move On To Something That Ends With Your Giving Me A Sandwich? (leta)

I Would Have, Had Someone Not Detonated Their Charges Prematurely. (nykyrian) Yeah, Cruel. You Have To Watch That Premature Detonation Problem Of Yours. (hauk)

Not Everyone Who's Homeless Is A Drug-addict Or In Need Of Mental Health Care. Some Are Normal People Who've Been Knocked Down, And It Can Happen To You, Too. Not All Of Us Made Bad Life Choices.

I Learned The Bad Guys Are Not Always Bad, The Good Guys Are Not Always Good, And To Quote Captain Barbossa, The Parameters Are Like Rules, Mostly Guidelines. And That It Takes A Little Bit Of Bad Boy To Fight The Evil In The World. --terri Mitchell

I Refuse To Believe This Was My Fate. I Was Not Meant To Be This. I Was Never Meant To Be..." The Pain In His Eyes Tore Through Her. "this Can't Be All I Was Born For.

You Want Me Here. (artemis) Yeah, Like An Alien Rectal Probe Up My Sphincter.' (acheron)

Don’t, Cassandra. (wulf) Oh, Please. I Just Want To Choke Her For A Few Minutes. (cassandra)

Akri Hides From No One. He Don’t Need To. Anyone Hurt My Akri, I Eat Them. (simi)

Adron Always Had A Thing For Expensive Ho’s With The Intelligence Of Backwash. You Look Like You Actually Have Both A Brain And A Soul. (zarina)

So How Do You Know Him? (shahara) I Knocked On His Door One Day And Said, ‘hi, I’m Here To Rob You. Hope You Don’t Mind. Oh, And By The Way, Will You Be My Friend?’ (syn)

I’m Sorry, You Just Remind Me Of Someone. (rose) Old Boyfriend? (gallagher) No, My Great-grandfather. (rose) That’s Not Particularly Flattering. I Thought I Looked Rather Good For My Age. (gallagher)

Look At His Hair. He Looks Like His Father. (cassandra) He Has Your Lungs. (wulf) Oh, Please! (cassandra) Trust Me. Every Apollite Here Knows That My Parents Were Unmarried At My Birth, And That If You Survive The Night, You Plan On Making Me A Eunuch. (wulf)

He Walks In Daylight. But, Like A Demon, He’s Weaker Then. He Seems To Have The Powers Of A God, But No Followers. What Would You Call Him? (xypher) I Wouldn’t Call Him Anything That Didn’t Make Him Deliriously Happy. (simone)

I Think It's Great That They Can Come In And Suck Us Dry. Remind Me To Leave My Window Unlatched Tonight. Day. Night. Whatever. Cone Steal My Soul, You Worthless Bastards. I'm Open Like A Twenty-four-hour Blood Diner Donor." (dev)

The Most Beautiful Heart Of All Is The One That Can Still Love Even While It Bleeds, And Especially After Its Been Broken Into Thousands Of Pieces.

For The Record, We’re Not Friends. (stryker) For The Record, I Don’t Care. (savitar)

Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, You Vant To Suck My Blud? (fang) No, Thanks. The Last Thing I Want Is To Catch Parvo From You, Or Some Other Freaky Dog Disease That Makes Me Lift My Leg Around Hydrants. (acheron)

Why Do You Tolerate It? (kat) The Same Reason Sin Hasn’t Resigned Himself To Death. There Are Six Billion People On Earth Who Need Someone To Protect Them From Things That Are Scarier Than The Tax Man Or A Knife-wielding Stranger. Things That A Gun Won’t Stop. As Long As Their Lives Hang In The Balance, What’s A Little Humiliation For Me? (acheron)

Could You Please Stop With The Beating? (kat) He’s Being Punished. Hello? This Is Tartarus, Remember The Purpose Of This Part Of The Underworld? We’re Not Really Warm And Fluffy Over Here. (hades)

There Can Be No Faith Without Doubt. No Strength Without Temptation. (rafael)

Hey, T-rex? Remind Me Next Time I Want To Get Smartass With You That It’s A Really Stupid Move On My Part? (talon) Oh, No, You Don’t, You Wuss. You Told Me The Next Time You Saw Ash You Were Going To Ask Him If He’d Seen The Movie 10,000 Bc And If It’d Made Him Homesick. (wulf)

You Can’t Buy Time, Nick. Ever. It’s The Only Thing In Life You Can’t Get Most Of, And It’s The One Thing That Will Mercilessly Tear You Up When It’s Gone. It Takes No Pity On No Soul And No Heart.

What Are You Doing Here? (artemis) I Wanted To Thank You For What You Did Tonight, But As I Considered That, It Dawned On Me That You Have Never Once In Eleven Thousand Years Done Anything For Me For Free. The Sheer Fear Factor Of That Realization Alone Has Made Me Come Seeking You. So What Gives? (acheron)

I Really Hate Squires. (syra) (she Pulled Another Flat Bolt Out And Loaded It, Then Shot It At Otto. Moving So Fast He Could Hardly Be Seen, The Squire Turned Around And Caught It Without Flinching. He Held The Bolt Up To His Nose And Inhaled It Lovingly.) Mmm. Rose. My Favorite. (otto) Perhaps We Should Leave You Two Alone. (jess) Yeah, This Does Remind Me A Bit Of The Mating Rites Of The Mean And The Surly. (allen)

I’m Staying Here Tonight. I Can Bunk On The Floor. (nathan) What If I Say No? (terri) I’ll Just Break In After You Go To Sleep And Still Bunk On The Floor. (nathan)

It Is A Maxim In Our Law That A Plaintiff Must Shew That He Stands On A Fair Ground When He Calls On A Court Of Justice To Administer Relief To Him.

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll Fetch Those Slippers And Stick Them Someplace Real Uncomfortable. I Swear, My Mother Should Have Named Me Fido. (nick)

A Pox On Both His Testicles! (esperetta)

I Fell Out Of The Hammock While I Was Sleeping. (arik) On Your Head? (geary) Apparently. Good Thing It’s Hard, Huh? (arik)

I've Had To Work Hard All My Life, And I Will Never, Ever Ask A Fan Or Reader To Pay For Something I've Rushed. It's Not Fair To Them, And I Will Never Give Them Anything Except My Absolute Best.

I Don’t Wanna Die, Man. They’re Not Playing. Have You Seen How Many Of Them Are Out There? One Just Took A Shot At Me, So Unlike You Morons, I’m Hiding. Hiding Is Nice. (vik)

I Need Some Starbucks. What About You? (cassandra) Always Game For Java. Give Me Ground-up Beans Or Give Me Death. (katra)

Now Don’t You Be Covering For Him, Ash. (she Wagged Her Finger At Nick.) Are You Driving? (cherise) No, Mom. I’m Sitting. (nick)

Hey!" Caleb Snapped As He Realized Nick Was About To Lock Him On The Outside With Their Attackers. He Pushed The Door Open And Glared At Him. "no Man Left Behind." Nick Scoffed. "this Aint' The Army, Boy. It's Every Man For Himself. Fall Behind. Get Eaten

No Can Do. Wren Stays Here. (dev) Not What I Was Told. (varyk) Well, I Just Told You. (dev)

Because I Don’t Feel Broken When You Look At Me.

I Accept You As You Are, And I Will Always Hold You Close In My Heart. I Will Walk Beside You Forever. (fang)

Bubba There Zombies.....and There Trying To Eat Me!" -nick Gautier

He Wanted What He Didn’t Know And He Didn’t Know How To Get What He Wanted.’ (acheron)

What Good Was Owning The World When He’d Have No Choice Except To Defend Himself Against Every Person In It? Personally, He’d Rather Be A Beggar With One True Friend Than A Prince Surrounded By Two-faced Assassins.’ (aiden)

The Strongest Of Metals Is Forged Under The Most Violent Of Conditions, My Lord. It Is Buried Deep In The Hottest Coals And Then Beat And Pounded Until It Is Bent Into Shaped. Then It Becomes The Strongest, Most Lethal Of Weapons. A Thing Of Absolute Beauty And Force

Um, Guys, I Hate To Interrupt Whatever Weirdness You Two Are Partaking In, But We Have A Situation In Here You Might Want To Check On. (phobos)

By Understanding The Nuances Of The World Around You And How To Survive The Temptations, You Can Rule Anything. Even Yourself

(as She Entered The Main Room, Syn Turned Around In His Chair And Almost Fell Out Of It As He Scanned Her Body. He Cleared His Throat And Cut An Appreciative Look To Nykyrian.) Dayum…woman Be Hot. (syn)

Still Alive? (randy) No. I’m A Walking Corpse. Can’t You Tell? (steele)

Yes, And For The Record, He Thinks You’re Insane, Too. (otto) Oh, Goodie. But I Guess That’s Only Fair Since I Think He’s Psychotic. (susan)

This Isn’t A Game, Human. Listen To The Skotos And Go. We’re Not Bound By The Laws Of The Oneroi. Killing Humans Is Nothing For Us. (dolophoni) Well, Aren’t You All Scary In Black. Ooo. What Are You Two Masquerading As? Evil Man And His Trusty Sidekick Bad Boy? (geary)

Sitting In A Court Of Law, I Can Receive No Evidence But What Comes Under The Sanction Of An Oath.

You're So Afraid Of Being Hurt That You Attack First. Only Those Who Really Care About You Will Weather The Assault Of Your Verbal Attacks And Stay. The Rest Will Fall Away.

It’s Entirely Up To You, Artie. He Lives Or Dies By Your Word. (acheron) No, Akri! Don’t Ask Her That. She Never Let Me Have No Fun. She A Mean Goddess! (simi)

Speaking Of Friends…why Did Our New Coyote Buddies Run From You?” – Sundown “i’m That Badass.” – Sasha “seriously.” – Sundown “o Ye Of Little Faith. You Doubt My Rep? My Skills?” – Sasha “and Your Brains.” – Sundown

I Think We Both Need To Work On Our Communication Skills. (kiara) I Tried That Once. (nykyrian) And? (kiara) Darling Told Me That I Could Never Hold A Job As A Suicide Counselor Or Hostage Negotiator. He Said My Failure Rate Would Become The Stuff Of Legends. (nykyrian)

Cyn Like Cynric ?no, S-i-n As In Conceived In , Born In And Lived In

Should I Warm The Oven And Bake You A Batch Of Hero Cookies? - Zephyra

You Ever Think About Having Kids?” “all The Time.i´d Love To Have A Houseful. Then One Of My Nieces Or Nephews Turns Exorsist On Me And Spews The Most Discusting Things Imaginable Out Both Ends — Things That Make The Demon Snot Feel Like A Bubble Bath. That Usually Cures Me Of That Stupidity For At Least A Day Or Two.” (sam & Dev)

Baby, I Ain't Trash. Trash Is Something You Throw Away. My People Keep Me.

So, Does This Make You Visibly Challenged? (nick) No, But If You Don’t Lay Off Me, I’m Going To Make You Breathing Impaired. (acheron)

They Say When You're About To Die, You See Your Entire Life Flash Before Your Eyes. They Lied. The Only Thing Nick Gautier Could See Flashing Was Kyrian Hunter's Vampire Fangs.

She Couldn’t Very Well Let Him Join Her In Bed Like That. Sure You Could. No I Can’t. Please? Hush, Self, Let Me Think.’ (grace)

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