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But On The Upside, Your Seraph Form Will Never Age. And The Only Way To Die Is By A Demon Blade. As Long You Survive Fighting Them, You’re Immortal To The Things That Would Kill A Normal Human. Think Of The Money You’ll Save On Medical Bills. (jack)

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But On The Upside,

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But On The Upside, Your Seraph Form Will Never Age. And The Only Way To Die Is By A Demon Blade. As Long You Survive Fighting Them, You’re Immortal To The Things That Would Kill A Normal Human. Think Of The Money You’ll Save On Medical Bills. (jack)

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Hey, T-rex? Remind Me Next Time I Want To Get Smartass With You That It’s A Really Stupid Move On My Part? (talon) Oh, No, You Don’t, You Wuss. You Told Me The Next Time You Saw Ash You Were Going To Ask Him If He’d Seen The Movie 10,000 Bc And If It’d Made Him Homesick. (wulf)

This Is The Swamp As I See It, But What I Can’t Capture On Canvas Is You As I See You. No Brush Or Paint Will Ever Show The Hero That You Are. It Will Never Be Able To Portray The Sound Of Your Voice When You Whisper My Name. The Way My Skin Tingles When You Touch Me. The Passion Of You Inside Me. I Love You, Talon. I Know That I Can’t Keep You. No One Can Ever Tame A Wild Beast. You Have A Job To Do And So Do I. I Only Hope That When You Think Of Me, It’ll Bring A Smile To Your Face. Love Always, Sunshine. (sunshine's Note)

You Should Be More Careful. You Could Have Broken Your Neck Or As Big As You Are Landed On Someone And Killed Them. (tory)

I’m Protecting Her. (wulf) From? (chris) Daimons. (wulf) Big Bad Ones. (cassandra)

In All The Universe, Your Mother Is The Only Thing That Truly Scares Me, Especially Where You’re Concerned. I Don’t Ever Want To Be On Her Dark Side. (adron) Ha Ha. And Need I Remind You My Mother Wasn’t The One Screaming At The Pool When You Got Shoved In. (devyn) Yeah, All Right, So We Both Have Screwed-up, Irrational Mothers. (adron)

Which Is Why You Deal With Demons. (acheron) Who Are Even More Pathetic Than Humans When You Think About It. Personally, I’d Rather Play Video Games. Wouldn’t It Be Great If We Could Suck The Souls Of The People We Hated Into The Box, Shoot Them Down And Then Dance On Their Entrails? (jaden)

Dazed, Nick Nodded, Then Looked To Caleb. “i’m Such An Effing Idiot.” “we Knew That,” He Said Drily. “we Definitely Didn’t Have To Throw You Into A Coma For That Little-known Nugget.

(unsure If She Should Laugh Or Groan, Astrid Held Fast To The Tank Before Her As Zarek Pushed The Snowmachine To The Limits. It Vibrated So Badly That She Half-expected It To Disintegrate Underneath Them.) Cap’n, I Don’t Think She’ll Hold. The Warp Engines Can’t Take Any More. It’s Going To Blow Apart. (astrid)

As For The Age Of Electronics, Selena, I Really Don't Want To Get Personal With Something That Comes With A Warning Label And Batteries. (grace)

Cause I’m Gonna Put My Foot So Far Up Their Butts They’re Going To Burp Shoe Leather. (nick)

If You Don’t Live Though And Drop Dead From It, Can The Simi Eat You? Akri Says The Simi Can’t Eat No Living People, But He Never Said No Doubt Them Newly Dead People. Maybe That’s Why He Don’t Let Me Near Them Fresh Dead. (simi)

Oh, Sheez, What’s Syd Vicious Doing Back In Town? (payne) How’d The Testicle Retrieval Go, Payne? You Still Limping?...thought So. I Got The Thank-you Card From Planned Parenthood Last Week. Seems They Want To Honor Me For Saving The Gene Pool. (syd)

Not That I’ve Ever Feared A Fight Or Backed Down From One –(wren) That’s The Truth. I Swear He’s Half Beta Fish. He’d Fight His Own Reflection To Prove A Point. (maggie)

It’s A Belgian Beer, Sweetie. Please Tell Me You’ve At Least Heard Of It. (blaine) Boy, I Was Born In Brussels And The Last Time I Checked, This Was My New Homeland, America, Not My Birthplace. So You Can Either Order An American-made Beer Or I’ll Bring You Water And You Can Sit There And Act All Superior Until You Puke, Okay? (aimee)

I’m Going To Make The Wildly Unfounded Assumption That Satara’s Dead By Your Hand And Not Tory’s. Now, Stay With Me On This, Cajun. My Father Slit My Throat And Murdered My Wife Because He Thought I’d Betrayed Him By Getting Married. Before That, He Loved Me More Than His Life And I Was His Last Surviving Child. His Second In Command. Now What Do You Think He’s Going To Do To You Once He Sees Her Body? I Can Assure You, It Won’t Be A Fun-filled Trip To Chuck E. Cheese. (urian)

You Are One Seriously Testy Creature Of The Night. (amanda)

Creatures Of The Night

So Long As You Minded Your Manners And Kept Your Weapons Concealed, They Let You Enter And Leave In Peace. Those Who Broke The One House Rule Of “no Spill Blood” Quickly Found Themselves Leaving In Pieces.’ (gallagher)

I Have Some Telekinesis, Which You Already Discovered. Premonitions. Can See Auras And…i Make A Killer Omelet.” – Sundown

I’d Rather Be Vindictive Than Smart. (solin)

Your Mother Was A Goatherder. (savitar) It’s An Honorable Profession. (takeshi) Yeah, For A Goat. (savitar)

I Don't Want You Skinny, Bride. I Like You As You Are." His Breath Tickled Her Neck As He Spoke And Sent Heat All Over Her. "my People Have A Saying. Meat Is For The Man, The Bone Is For The Dog." "yeah, But You're Both." "and When Given A Choice Between Ribs And Steak, I Go For Top Choice Every Time.

Have You Ever Wanted Something That You Knew Was Bad For You? Something That You Ached For So Much You Could Think Of Nothing Else? [wren]

You Are Just So Helpful, Andrei. (esperetta) I Try To Be, Princess. (andrei) And You Fail With Such Panache. (esperetta)

You’re Seriously Not Joking?” – Sundown “really? How Many More Times Are You Going To Ask Me That? I Could Be On A Beach Right Now With My Wife, Son, And Daughter, Baking In The Sun While They Frolic And Play. Am I? No. I’m Here, And I Want Nothing More Than To Yank You Around With Bullshit ’cause This Gets Me Off More Than My Wife Running In A Bikini.” – Zarek

Be Glad You Have A Mother Who Loves You." He Was Glad Of That. A Lot, Since She Was Basically The Only Person On Earth Who Did. But Now That He Was A Full Head Taller Than Her, It Was Weird When She Tried To Cuddle Him Like He Was A Baby. He Could Be Almost Seven Feet Tall Like Acheron, And She'd Probably Still Try To Pull Him Into Her Lap.

Do Mom And Dad Know You’re Dating A Homicidal Lunatic? (madaug) No, And If You Tell Them, I’ll Superglue Your Fingertips To Your Keyboard. (eric)

My Mother Fed My Love Of Demons, Science Fiction, And Paranormal. She Was A Devout Horror Movie Fan Who Kept Me Up Until The Wee Hours To Watch Outer Limits, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, And Star Trek. We Lived To Watch Those Reruns.

Your Boyfriend Is…well, Way Buff. Monster Buff. Lord, King Buff. (sunshine)

And What Am I? (adron) You’re Kind And Decent. You Have A Good Heart. (livia) I Have No Heart At All. What I Have Is A Mechanical Substitute That Pumps Blood Through A Broken Body, And Half The Time It Malfunctions. (adron)

Okay, I Don’t Like It When You Walk Away From Me, But Other Than That...(arik) Yeah, I Guess That Makes Sense. You Transcend A Dimension To Come Here And I Brush You Off. I Can See Where That Might Get Annoying. (geary)

Yeah, I Know, But Word Came From Artemis Herself That She Wanted Him Here. Looks Like We’re Having A Psycho Reunion This Week…oh Wait, It’s Mardi Gras. Duh. (talon)

Again, I Repeat, Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want Answered. Just Accept The Fact That Acheron Is A Freak Of Nature And Let It Go. (zarek)

Maybe I’m Just Tired. (geary) People Only Say That When They’re Not Really Willing To Deal With The Issue At Hand. It’s Like When You Ask A Guy What He’s Thinking And He Says ‘nothing’ But In Reality You Know He’s Checking Out Another Woman And He Doesn’t Want You To Give Him Grief Over It. It’s Thia’s Theory. (tory) I Think You Need To Stay Away From Her Before She Corrupts You. (geary) Nah, It’s Too Much Fun. She Has The Most Misguided Views On Everything. But I Think What I Just Said Is One Of The Few Lucid Thoughts She’s Ever Managed. (tory)

He Was Death, And He'd Ridden In On A Pale Horse.

Good Lord, Woman. Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You That Men Have A Specified Word Count Set Aside Each Day And If I Don’t Stop Talking, My Tongue Will Explode? (syn)

It’s Been A Whole Day Since I Last Killed Someone, And I’m Getting Antsy. (maxis)

Great, Just Great. The Only Thing To Make Him A Worse Asshole Would Be To Kick A Puppy.’ (nathan)

Did You Wake Him?" "if I Say Yes, Will You Spank Me?" Syn Rolled His Eyes. "you're Horrible, Mari.

... He Broke Her Heart And Made Her Crave His Touch Even While She Was Trying To Figure Out Where To Hide His Body.

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What About When They’re Hibernating? (leta) The Coyotes Get Them. (aiden) Well, Then, I Guess You Need To Go Ahead And Shoot Me And Get It Over With. The Coyotes Are Probably Starving In This Weather. (leta)

I See Time Away Hasn’t Made You Any More Charming. (fang) Oh, I Can Be Charming. I Just Choose Not To. People Start To Think You Like Them, Then When You Stab Them In The Back, They Take It So Personally. Really Pisses Me Off. (thorn)

One Day I’m Going To Find A Way To Rid You Of That Beast Resting On Your Arm. (artemis) (he Looked At Her Over His Shoulder.) And One Day I’m Going To Find A Way To Rid Myself Of The Beast Resting On My Back. (acheron)

Nah. I Got It. Just Try Not To Stake Jean-luc Again If You Meet Up With Him. (acheron) I Can’t Help It. All You Fanged People Look Alike In The Dark. (tabitha) Yeah. I Know What You Mean. All You Soul-full People Look Alike To Us, Too. (acheron)

Death Is Just A New Beginning…at Least In My Religion. And Extreme Inebriation Seriously Helps. (syn)

There Are Some Things That Sorry Can't Fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

One Of You Guys Is Going To Have To Feed The Vampiric Lawyer Some Blood And It Can’t Be Me. (caleb) Why? You Afraid Of A Little Bite? I’m Anemic. (nick) And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t That Knock Me Out Of The Running? (nick)

You Were First-string Running Back Last Year. What Happened?” – Coach “stone’s Mouth Happened. It Needed To Be Closed, And I Was A Little Too Obliging To Shut It.” – Nick

I've Had To Work Hard All My Life, And I Will Never, Ever Ask A Fan Or Reader To Pay For Something I've Rushed. It's Not Fair To Them, And I Will Never Give Them Anything Except My Absolute Best.

Victory To The Spider. Patience Wins The Day. And Today My Patience Ends. (apollymi)

You Swore An Oath, Just Like The Rest Of Us. I Won’t Have You Preying On Innocents In My Town. (talon) Ooo. How Cliché, Little Partner. Wanna Tell Me To Be Out By Sunup, Or Better Yet, This Town Ain’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us? (zarek)

I Think They’re Having Trouble Adjusting To The Emotions They Have Outside Of Their Dreams. At Any Rate, They Keep Acting Like Demented Teenagers From A Porno Version Of A John Hughes Film. (asmodeus)

So What Are You In The Mood For? (sunshine) How About Naked Sunshine Al Dente Covered In Whipped Cream And Chocolate? We Could Even Put A Cherry On Top. (talon)

In The Land Of Badass, You’ve Just Been Trumped. If Dark-hunters Had Inmates, These Would Be They. Known As The Dogs Of War Because That’s What They Thrive On, They’re Cold-blooded And Intolerant. Congratulations, Bud, These Are Your New Protectors. (acheron)

People Destroy Beauty When They Find It. (acheron) How So? (artemis) By Nature, People Are Petty And Jealous. They Envy What They Lack And Because They Don’t Know How To Acquire Something, They Try To Destroy Anyone Who Has It. Beauty Is One Of Those Things They Hate Most In Others. (acheron)

We’re Looking For Anything To Do With The Rod Of Time. (sin) Rod Of Time, Forsaken Moon, Tablet Of Destiny…you Sumerians Really Liked Your Hokey Terms, Huh? (kat) They Didn’t Exactly Ask My Opinion Before They Named Them. (sin) Good, ‘cause My Estimation Of Your Intellect Would Be Seriously Scarred If They Had. (kat)

You Know, Your Sarcasm Isn’t Appreciated Right Now. I’ve Been Drugged, Beaten, Nearly Raped, Saved, Drugged Again, Hijacked, And Now Threatened By You. Tell Me, What Else Should I Look Forward To? Torture, Or Just A Good Maiming? (kiara)

Show No Fear To Your Enemies. Only Contempt. Never Let Anyone Look Down On You. You're Just As Good As Any Of Them. I Don't Care Who They Are. Better In Fact. In Our World, Dagans Are Royalty And You, My Son, Are A Prince.

Anyone Ever Tell You You Should Be A Lawyer? (otto) Only Bill When We Argue. Besides, I Like Killing Bloodsuckers Too Much To Ever Be One Of Them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased To Meet You. (tabitha)

I Defy You To Try It, Princess. Go Ahead. I Don’t Even Know How To Sweep A Floor. All I Know How To Do Is Use My Body To Please Others. I Was Sick And Alone With No References, Friends, Family, Or Money. I Was So Weak From Hunger That Even A Beggar Stole Your Himation From Me While I Lay On The Ground, Wanting To Die And Unable To Stop Him From Taking It. So Don’t Come Here Now With Your Disdainful Eyes And Look At Me Like I’m Beneath You. I Don’t Need Your Charity And I Don’t Need Your Pity. I Know Exactly What You See When You Look At Me. (acheron)

Im Not Tense, Just Terribly, Terribly Alert." Nick

Did They Practice Looking Suspicious In Mirrors? Welcome To The United States. Don’t Even Think About Chewing Gum The Wrong Way.’ (carlos)

Oh, I Remember How Beautiful You Were. You Didn't Have Any Hair. You Were Such A Bald Little Booger, I Thought I Was Going To Have To Save Up To Buy You A Toupee.

What Are You Doing Here?! (aimee) Come To Inadvertently Insult You Some More Apparently. Who Knew? (fang)

Why Can’t You Ever Answer A Simple Question? (wulf) Ask Me A Simple Question And You Will Get A Simple Answer. (acheron)

I Saw My Whole Life Flash Before My Eyes, Boss. It Was Horrific. I Haven’t Done Anything To Regret Yet And It’s Been Way Too Brief. I At Least Want A License Before I Check Out, You Know?

Look, There’s Nothing I’m Ever Going To Tell You About Me That’s The Truth. The More You Know About Me, The Shorter Your Life Span Is Going To Be. All You Need To Know Is That I Don’t Miss. In Fact, You Don’t Even Need To Know Exactly How Good I Really Am, Because If You Ever Find Out, You’re Going To Be Dead. (steele)

Keep Your Lips And Other Body Parts To Yourself Or You’ll Be Headless. (apollymi)

I Have More Important Things To Do Anyway. I Have A Hangnail That Needs My Attention. (dev)

Because I Don’t Feel Broken When You Look At Me.

That’s Ash’s Baby. (kyrian) Lucy, You Got Some ‘splaining To Do. (wulf)

Trust Me, Baby, You Weren’t That Good. I Was Just A Better Actress Than You Were Actor. (zephyra To Stryker) Ew! No Offense, Mum, I Don’t Want To Know Who You’ve Slept With. Kill The Sexual Bantering And Him Before I Go Deaf From It. (medea)

She Doesn’t Want Me To Own Her. (dante) Well, The Simi Doesn’t Understand That. Owning’s Not So Bad. I Own Akri And He Kind Of Fun. (simi)

Laugh It Up, Asshole. But She Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest, And I Intend To Belly Roll Tonight ~tabitha

Joy, Oh Joy. He’d Rather Have His Entrails Pulled Out Through His Nostrils.’ (fang)

Kicking A Police Car? Really?' Caleb Shrugged. 'car Offended Me. It Was Sitting Right Where I Wanted To Stand. What Would You Do?

A Flower Can't Grow Without Rain. (alexion) Too Much Rain And It Drowns. (danger) And Yet The Most Beautiful Of The Lotus Flowers Are The Ones That Grow In The Deepest Mud. (alexion)

I’m Just Trying To Imagine You In Flannel Pink Sock Monkey Pajamas. I’m Sure You Look Stunning In Pink. (damien) Actually, With His Skin Tone He Probably Does Look Really Good In It. I Would Definitely Say He’s An Autumn. (kish) That’s Summer, You Dweeb. (damien) I Find It Fascinating That You Two Women Know That Color Palettes For Clothes Have A Name. The Fact You Corrected Him Really Scares Me. (sin)

Only Because I’m Not A Morning Person. (joe) And You’re Not A Night Person Either. Face It, Babe. You’ve Only Got Two Good Minutes A Day. The Minute Before Noon And The Minute Right After. (tee)

Humans Are Capable Of So Much Creativity And Goodness And At The Same Time They Are Destructive And Cruel. (leta)

It Can’t Eat Him. I Forbid It. (artemis) She Can Do As She Pleases. I Taught Her To Waste Not, Want Not. (acheron)

But Then, His Revenge Had Been More Direct. He’d Hunted Down The Ones Who’d Killed His Sister And Nephew – Those Who’d Survived His Mother’s Attack – And He’d Made Them Wish They’d Never Been Born With Nerve Endings.' (acheron)

You Don’t Trust Any Man, Ephani. (danger) And Neither Should You, Little Sister. Take A Bit Of Amazon Advice. Ride Him Into The Ground All Night Long, Then Slide A Blade Between His Ribs Come Morning. (ephani) That's Harsh. (alexion) So Is Life. (ephani)

Atlantis: Fabled. Mystical. Golden. Mysterious. Glorious And Magical. There Are Those Who Claim That It Never Was. But Then There Are Also Those Who Think They Are Safe In This Modern World Of Technology And Weapons. Safe From All The Ancient Evils. They Even Believe That Wizards, Warriors, And Dragons Are Long Dead. They Are Fools Clinging To Their Science And Logic While Thinking It Will Save Them. (thrylos)

Yeah, You Go After Her, And I Suggest You Invest In A Steel Plated Jockstrap. Last Guy Who Said Something Sexual To Her And Pissed Her Off Is Still Limping Around The Office. (carlos)

And He’s Just Plain Odd. And What Is Your Problem That You Keep Putting Yourself In My Way? (geary) She’s Feisty, Skotos. I Can See The Appeal. (zt)

I Might Not Like The Fact That You Are My Commander, Greek, But As A Soldier I Will Obey You Regardless Of My Personal Distaste For Your Company. (valerius) Gee, T-red, Doesn’t It Make You All Warm And Fuzzy Just To Be Near Him? (talon)

Hopeless Implies That At One Time There Was Hope. And That's Another Word I Don't Understand. Hope Only Exists For People Who Have Choices. [zarek]

By The Time I Finish With The Two Of You, You Will Be Begging Me To Let You Die. (desiderius) Desi Dearest, I Have Never Begged A Day In My Life, And The Sun Will Surely Splinter Before I Ever Plead For Anything From The Likes Of You. (kyrian)

He Probably Couldn’t Turn Off His Sexiness Without Medical Intervention.’ (abbie)

This Can’t Be Happening. It’s Just Not Possible. (cassandra) Oh, Well, Let’s Not Have Reality Intrude Now, Shall We? I Mean, Hey, You’re A Mythological Being Descended From Mythological Beings And You’re In The House Of An Immortal Guardian No Human Can Remember Five Minutes After They Leave His Presence. Who’s To Say That You Can’t Get Pregnant In A Dream By Him? What? We’re Jumping Into The Realm Of Reality Now? (katra)

No, See The Slide’s Too High. He Could Fall And Get A Concussion. (wulf) Forget That. He Could Rack Himself On The Teeter-totter. (chris) Teeter-totter Nothing. The Swings Are A Choking Hazard. Whose Idea Was It For Him To Have This? (urian)

But For The Last Couple Of Weeks I’ve Had This Bizarre Sensation That Something Is Watching Me. (simone) You Mean Someone, Right? (tate) I Know It Sounds Crazy – (simone) I Just Had A Body Walk Off The Table Mid-autopsy And You Think Your Story Is Nuts? (tate)

Tabitha Checked Her Watch. It Was Almost Ten. “i Don’t Know About You, But I’m Famished. Want To Go Grab A Bite?” Valerius Gave Her An Amused Stare. “you Have To Be The Only Woman Alive Who Would Ask A Man With Fangs That Question.

Do You Know What Happened To The Last Person Who Took That Tone With Me? (xypher) Let Me Guess…disembowelment. Probably Painful. Definitely Slow. (simone)

A Little Bloodthirsty, Isn’t It? (kim) Given What They Did To Tory, I’m Thinking A Quick Death Is Merciful. Not To Mention They Ruined One Of My Favorite Jackets And Totaled My Bike. (acheron) Well, Let’s Just Torture Then Bomb The Bastards. How Dare They! (pam)

No Daimon Gets Out Of Here Alive. (they Hit The Invisible Wall And Rebounded Off It.) Man. It Really Makes You Feel For The Bug On The Windshield, Doesn’t It? (acheron)

Tell Him What? Kat’s A Raging Nymphomaniac. (kytara) Tara! (kat) Oh, All Right. She’s So Bland She Makes Plain Toast Look Spicy. (kytara)

By The Way, You Guys Seriously Screwed Up Just Now. (nero) We Know. (they Said In Unison.) Yeah, Well, What You Don’t Know Is How Grateful Your Girl Is To You. I Just Thought You Should Know That You Guys Are A Hero To Her…and She Thinks We’re All Idiots. (nero)

There’s A Human Out There Who Is Killing Off Dark-hunters, And Someone Needs To Stop Them.” – Andy “well, That’s Just Plain Rude.” – Sundown

You’re Not The Only One Who’s Loyal And Decent, Ture. It’s Why I Won’t Betray Darling. He Wouldn’t Betray Me And I Know It. When Someone Really Loves You, They Find A Way To Get To You, Even In The Darkest Night, Against All Odds. Through The Worst Nightmares, They Are There, Holding Your Hand. They’re There To Stand With You To The End. I Don’t Just Believe That. I Know It. - Zarya Starska

Why Do I Constantly Feel As If All Of You Are Speaking A Foreign Language? What Is ‘grabbing A Burger At The Hard Rock’ Supposed To Mean? (julian) The Hard Rock Café Is A Restaurant. (grace) You Eat At A Place That Advertises Its Food Is Hard As A Rock? (julian)

I Don’t Even Know What To Say To You. (acheron) Me, Either. I Guess We’ll Just Stand Here And Cry At Each Other, Huh? (kat)

You Know, You Say ‘not Exactly’ A Lot. You’re Not Exactly A Vampire. You’re Not Exactly From Scotland, And You’re Allergic To Daylight. What Else? (sunshine) I Hate Bran Muffins And Grass. (talon)

What Would He Imagine Next? Little Hairy Beasties Tap-dancing On His Sofa, Or Other Fey Creatures Sneaking Up On Him In The Shower?’ (syn)

I Wish I Could Just Fling Myself Into Bed With You, But I Can’t. I Don’t Want To Be Used That Way And I Don’t Want To Use You! Can’t You Understand That?

And You Are? (xypher) Pissed Off. You Wrecked My Car, Shoved Me Around, And Are A Complete And Utter Dickhead! (simone) Dear God, What A Mouthful – Your Mom Must Have Really Wanted A Son. Mind If I Call You ‘pissed’ For Short? The Rest Of That Is Just Too Much To Say Every Time I Want Your Attention. (xypher)

Thank You. (nykyrian) For What? (kiara) For Giving Me A Life Worth Living. I Know I’m Not Worth It, And That I Don’t Deserve It, But I Swear To The Gods I Finally Believe In That I Will Spend Every Moment I Have Left Making You Happy And Trying To Be Worthy Of You. (nykyrian)

Yeah, Well, I’ll Be Glad To Birth It If It Means I Can Name Him Something Normal. (zarek) Yeah, Yeah. This From A Man Who Whines Like A Two-year-old When He Stubs His Toe. I’d Like To See You Survive Ten Hours Of Childbirth. (astrid)

Have You Ever Noticed That Salvation, Much Like Your Car Keys, Is Usually Found Where And When You Least Expect It? (acheron)

The Practice Of The Court Forms The Law Of The Court.

That Depends On The Man. I Like Breasts Myself. A Nice Rack Goes A Long Way In Getting Me To Do Just About Anything. Even Stupid Things. (phobos) You Are So Offensive! (delphine) Oh, Please, I’m Ten Thousand Years Old. You’re Lucky I’m Not More Chauvinistic Than I Am. Babe, I’ve Come A Long Way. (phobos)

It’s A Gift. (artemis) Nothing Is Ever Freely Given. (acheron)

Is There A Point To Your Latest Irritation, Kish? (sin) Had A Sudden Death Wish. Felt The Deep Need To Come Up Here And Have You Freeze Me. (kish)

Courts Of Equity Make Their Decrees So As To Arrive At The Justice Of The Case Without Violating The Rules Of Law.

What Now? (shahara) I’m Thinking. (syn) Could You Think A Little Quicker? (shahara) You’re Not Helping. (syn) You’re Lucky You’re Still Breathing And Not Limping. (shahara)

You Were Impaled? (delphine) You Know The Worst Part About Impalement? You Don’t Die Immediately. You Hang On Bleeding And Aching As The Spike Works Its Way Slowly Through Your Body Until It Pierces Some Major Organ. Pray To The Gods You Worship That You Never Know What That Feels Like. (jericho)

Love Is The Greatest Corrupter Ever Known And Has Been The Numbers One Downfall Of Mankind Since The First Creation.

Do You Want My Input Or Is This Just An Angry Tirade You Need To Vent? (acheron) Both! (kat) Okay, You Rant And I’ll Add My Comments At The End. (acheron)

Answer My Question, Bacchus. I’m Not One Of Your Dickless Greeks To Be Kept Waiting For An Answer. (camulus) You Better Take A More Civil Tone With Me, Cam. I’m Not One Of Your Flaccid Celts To Shake In Terror Of Your Wrath. You Want To Fight, Boy, Bring It On. (dionysus) Whoa, Hang On A Second. Let’s Save The Fighting For When You Two Take Over The World, Okay? (styxx)

We All Have Regrets, Urian. Nothing That Lives Is Immune From That Nasty Emotion. (acheron) So What? You Want Me To Go Kiss And Make Up? (urian) Hardly. But I Want You To Set Aside Your Own Hurt And Anger To See Clearly For A Minute. This Isn’t About You And Your Father Anymore Than It’s About Me And Nick Hating Each Other Over Something We Can’t Change. This Is About Saving The Lives Of A Million Innocent People. People Like Phoebe Who Don’t Deserve To Be Hunted And Killed. If I Can Stand At The Side Of My Enemies For The Greater Good, So Can You. (acheron)

And I’m Calling In A Favor. (savitar) Sav, You Can’t Keep Doing This. I’m Running Out Of Places To Put The Bodies. (takeshi)

If You Really Love Her, Cratus, Let Her Know It Every Day. And Always Put Her Before You And Your Wants Just As You’ve Done Here Today. Take It From Someone Who Knows. Love Lost Is The Hardest Burden To Shoulder, And It’s One You Can Never Get Under. (artemis)

The Point Is, Sin Is Now Going To Try To Overthrow Me Again And Take My Place. Do You Know What That Means? (artemis) There Will Be Much Rejoicing? (kat)

Look! You Got Sparklies Like Akri. He Gives All Of His To Me. He Say I Look Beautiful In Sparklies, ‘specially Them Red Ones That Match My Eyes. Here, Astrid. I Know You Can’t See It, Astrid, But It’s Very Lovely, Like You. You Need To Wear That And Then You Have Sparklies, Too. But Still No Hornays. We Need To Fix You Up With Hornays One Day So You Can Be A Demon, Too. It’s Fun Being A Demon – Except When People Try To Exercise You…wait, That’s Not The Right Word. I Forget, But You Know What I Mean. (simi)

Why Are You Doing This? (rafael) Because Life’s Too Short To Spend It Fighting When You Could Be Holding The One You Love. And Love’s Too Rare To Squander It With Petty Concerns. I’m Lucky I Have Chloe And I Have No Intention Of Letting A War I Didn’t Start Rob Me Of One Second Of My Time With Her. Go In Peace, Dark-hunter. (apollite)

I Don’t Know Nothing About Birthing Puppies, Miss Scarlett, But I Can Cleave The Head Off A Daimon Without Breaking A Sweat. (valerius)

Yeah. Kip Gets To Guard You And I Get To House-sit. Life Bites The Big Tee-tawa. (syn)

Someone Else Has To Be Disseminating It. (mark) Dis-a What? (nick) Disseminating. It Means Distributing It. (mark) Then Why Didn’t You Say That? (nick) Remind Me To Get Him A Word-of-the-day Calendar. (mark)

…life Isn’t A Puzzle To Be Solved. It’s An Adventure To Be Savored. Let Every Challenge Be A New Mountain To Climb, Not An Obstacle To Get In Your Way And Stop You. Yeah, It’ll Be Hard, But Once You Reach The Summit Of It, You’ll Be Able To See The World For What It Really Is. And At The Top, It Never Seems To Have Been As Difficult A Feat To Climb There As You First Made It Out To Be. Most Of All, You’ll Know That You Beat That Mountain, And That You Rule It. It Does Not Rule You.

Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes

Why You In A Dark Hole, Astrid? Did You Fall? (simi) We’re Hiding Simi. (astrid) Hiding? From What? (simi) Thanatos. (astrid) Pfft. Why You Hiding From That Loser? He Wouldn’t Even Make Good Barbecue. Barely Take The Edge Off My Peckishness. Hmmm…how Come There’s No Food Here? (simi)

See What? I Didn’t See Anything. There Were No Scary People There. Nothing Freaky. I’m Going Home Now And Tomorrow I’m Going To Have The Doctors Check For A Brain Tumor. Full Battery Of Tests. Whole Nine Yard. Whatever’s Wrong With Me, We’ll Find It And Deal With It. At This Point, My Vote Is Either Tumor Or Space Alien Testing. Either One Works For Me. (geary)

My People Never Dreamed Of A World Like This. Of Having So Much Without Backbreaking, Debilitating Work. And Yet For All The Physical Improvements, People Are Still People. They’re Killing Each Other To Get More To Prove A Point Only The Killer Understands. Still Brutalizing And Torturing Each Other Over Things That In Another Hundred Years Won’t Even Matter.

He Beat Back The Greeks And Reclaimed Rome For Our People. Indeed, He Was The One Who Destroyed The Macedonian Threat And Who Single-handedly Annihilated The Greatest Greek General Who Had Ever Lived. Kyrian Of Thrace.” Real Hatred Gleamed In His Eyes, But She Wasn’t Sure Who It Was Meant For. His Grandfather Or Kyrian. “you Mean Kyrian Hunter?” She Asked. “the Guy With The Minivan Who Lives A Few Blocks Over?” Valerius’s Eyes Sparked At That. “he’s Driving A Minivan?” There Was No Mistaking The Humor In His Tone.

Don't Be Cocky, 'pride Cometh Before The Fall

He Who Lets Fear Rule Him, Has Fear For A Master [acheron]

Ash Sarcastically Rang An Invisible Bell With His Hand. "ding, Ding, Ding. Give That Boy A Tropphy.

Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

Bubba Was The One Person Who Wouldn’t Even Bat An Eyelash That Nick Was Talking To An “imaginary” Friend. Heck, He’d Probably Bring One Of His Own Out To Play, Too. ~nick

I’m Going. But Before I Do, Let Me Congratulate All Of You On Your Stupidity. (fury)

Hope Is That Tiny Light That The Gods Have Given Us So That We Can Find Our Way Through Our Darkest Hours. And While We Might Stub Our Toes And Bruise Our Knees, If We Keep Moving Forward, Even When Our Progress Is Slow And Painful, We Will Overcome And Be Made Better By Our Journey. … No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So.

Well, Yeah. You Said You Wanted Italian. See. Chef Boyardee. He Makes One The Best Stuff. (tabitha)

It’s Never The Enemy Without Who Brings You Down. It’s Always The Enemy Within.” – Nick “guard Your Back, Nick. It’s The One You Don’t See Coming. The One You Trust Whose Betrayal Is Most Lethal. They Know Your Weakness And They Know How To Hit The Lowest. It’s When Your Back Is Turned And Your Guard Is Down That They Move In For The Kill.” – Kyrian

When You Dance With The Devil, You Don't Get To Pick The Tune.

There Will Always Be A Part Of You That Misses Her. You'll See Something That Reminds You Of Her And Want To Tell Her About It, Only To Realize She's Not There Anymore. Then You'll Feel Her Loss All Over Again. (ravyn) You're Not Helping Me, Ravyn. (jack) I Know, Buddy. But You Will Eventually Make Peace With Yourself, And That's The Most Important Thing. Eventually, You'll Even Be Able To Smile Again When You Think About Her. (ravyn)

Looks Like I Missed A Party. Good. I Wasn’t Really In The Mood To Off Demons This Evening. Haven’t Had My Coffee Yet. (jared) You Drink Coffee? (stryker) No, But It Was My Pathetic Attempt At Humor. (jared)

And She Was Just Leaving. (xedrix) Not Yet, I’m Not. (aimee) Yes, You Are. Adios. There’s The Door. Doorknob Twists To The Left. The Hinges Open In. You Should Use Them. Keep Them Working. Keep You Breathing. (xedrix)

But Don’t You Find The Concept Of Love Unusual? (alix) Not At All. Love I Understand Completely. It’s Hatred That Puzzles Me. I Don’t Comprehend Finding Pleasure In Cruelty. (vik)

Hop In? Dude, Are You Out Of Your Ever-loving Mind? I Can’t Touch This. I Might Leave A Fingerprint Or Something. (nick) Oh The Horror. Guess I’ll Have To Trade The Piece Of Junk In And Get A New One If That Happens. (acheron)

You Have Ten Minutes. Tops. (carlos) I Have Been Knocked Overboard, Shot At, Kidnapped, Handcuffed, Terrified, And Held Prisoner. I Will Not Be Told How Long To Take In The Loo. (gabrielle)

Don’t Ask Me Any More Questions, Keller. I’m Just Going To Lie To You And I’d Rather Not Have The Stress Of Trying To Remember What Lie I Handed You. (alexion)

You The Dark-hunter?" Kyrian Arched A Brow. "you The Flunky?" "i Don't Like Your Tone." "and I Dont't Like You. Now That We've Dispensed With The Introductions And Have Declared Our Mutual Distaste For One Another, Why Don't You Take Me To The One Who Holds Your Leash?

Vik? You Ready? (devyn) Your Stupidity Is What I Live For, Captain. (vik)

The Popish Religion Is Now Unknown To The Law Of This Country.

I’ve Lost Her. Can You Give Me Any Guidance?” – Sundown “on What? A New Personality? Car Buying? I’m A Wolf, Cowboy, Not A Life Counselor.” – Sasha

You Freaking, Flippin’, Moronic Frat Boy!

Fine. Let’s Begin With Something Even You Can’t Screw Up.” – Death “way To Build Up My Crappy Confidence There. You Should Volunteer For The Suicide Hotline.” – Nick “what Makes You Think I Don’t?” – Death

As The Great Poet Wrote, ‘to Thine Own Self Be True.’…what? You Don’t Think A Skotos Can Be Literate? I Happen To Love Shakespeare. Hamlet Is One Of My Faves. (zeth) I’m Not Touching That One With Tongs And A Gas Mask. (jericho)

You Know The Incredible Thing About Hearts Is Their Unbelievable Capacity For Forgiveness. You’d Be Amazed What People Will Overlook When They Love Someone. (acheron)

Oh, Come On. I Have To Know About The Who-do Voodoo That You Do. (nick)

...it Is By Our Actions That We Are Destroyed Or Saved. The Choice Is Ours.

The Use Of Cases Is To Establish Principles; If The Cases Decide Different From The Principles, I Must Follow The Principles, Not The Decisions.

Any Game Plan? Xypher Asked Sin. Don't Die. I Like It. Simple, Bold. Impossible. Works For Me. Kat Scoffed At His Sarcasm. What Are You Bitching About, Xypher? You're Already Dead. He Laughed. You Know, For Once, It's Good To Be Me.

Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

You Want Me Here. (artemis) Yeah, Like An Alien Rectal Probe Up My Sphincter.' (acheron)

His Guilt Is Why Acheron Went Out Of His Way To Make Sure That All Of You Had Servants And Pay For Your Work. The Dark-hunters Owe That Man Everything, And I Do Mean Everything. He Pays In Blood Every Time One Of You Wants To Go Free, And He Suffers Every Day So That You Can All Live Your Cushy Little Lives Of Wealth And Privilege.” … “and I Have To Say That Every Time One Of Your Turns On Him, It Seriously Pisses Me Off. Acheron Asks Nothing From Any Of You And That’s Exactly What He Receives.

You Can Be Known As Val Or Babycakes.” His Gaze Darkened. “my Name Is Valerius And I Will Not Answer To Val.” She Shrugged. “fine Then, Babycakes, Have It Your Way.

Are You Up? Dressing? (astrid) No. I’m Pissing On Your Rug. What Do You Think I’m Doing? (zarek) I’m Blind. For All I Know You Really Are Peeing On My Rug, Which Is A Very Nice Rug Incidentally, So I Hope You’re Kidding. (astrid)

Weird. I Rang It Three Times.” – Nekoda “there Might Be Something With Out Condo.” ‘other Than The Fact That It Lived Under A Perpetual Dismal Cloud And Was Infested With Roaches The Size Of His Fist. It Was Probably Over A Hellmouth, Too, That Didn’t Allot For Any Kind Of Reception Other Than Two Cans Joined By A Length String.’ – Nick

(nykyrian Spun About At The Sound, His Blaster Leveling At The Body In The Doorway.) Whoa. Friend! (he Tapped His Chest Twice.) Really Good Guy. ‘member Me? (syn)

What Made You Immortal? (nick) Really Good Dna. (acheron)

I'm Beginning To Think The Only Choice Anyone Has In Life Is Between Either A Bad Choice Or A Worse One.

Yeah, But I Don’t Want To Be In Pain, And I Definitely Don’t Want To Suffer.” – Nick “well…the Only Way To Avoid Them Is To Die.” – Death “okay, Let’s Change The Topic Now. Oh, Look! A Chicken.” – Nick

Well, I Would Throw Myself Under The Nearest Bus, But Considering My Luck Today, I’m Sure It Would Break Down Less Than A Millimeter From Me And Just Ruin My Clothes…probably Break My Watch, Too. (taryn)

If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m Not Happy With The Way All This Went Down Any More Than You Are. But Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right. (acheron)

I Am Not A God Of Forgiveness. (acheron)

You Know, I Really Hate Romans, But I Have To Say Their Descendants Make One Fine Automobile. (kyrian)

You Know, If My Life Was A Horse, I’d Shoot It. (susan)

I Don’t Like Being Here With These People And Animals. I’m Going To Retire, But Remember, Courage Is Doing What We Know Is Dangerous. It’s Risking Our Safety For A Chance At Something Better. Don’t Let Your Fears Shape Your Reality Because No Matter How Cautious You Are, Someone Or Something Always Sneaks In The Back Door To Manifest That Fear. Better To Face It And Defeat It Than To Let It Attack You Unawares. (maxis)

There Is No Magic In Words.

Enough, Children. In Case You Haven’t Noticed, We Have A Major Situation Playing Out. We Have To Find And Stop War, Corral The Gallu, Protect Apostolos, And Get Savitar Out Of Here. (apollymi) Why The Later? (jared) Because I Hate His Guts. (apollymi) I Hate You, Too, Precious. (savitar)

As Her Father Had So Often Said... Laugh As Much As You Breathe And Love As Long As You Live.

That’s Right. Get Thee Behind Me, Bitches. I Don’t Got No Time For You. Ha! (tabitha)

This Is Where Wulf’s People Would Get Drunk And Party For A Week. All Hail The Vikings, Forerunners To The Frat Boys! (chris)

What Are You? (zarek) I’m A Nymph. (astrid) I Hope You Just Left An Important Syllable Off That Word, Princess. (zarek)

Julian Was The Son Of Diokles Of Sparta, Also Known As Diokles The Butcher. That Man Made The Marquis De Sade Look Like Ronald Mcdonald. (ben)

Charonte Are Guarding A Dimme? Is The World Coming To An End And I Missed The Memo? (stryker)

Tell Me Of A Happy Memory, Zarek. One Thing In Your Life That Was Good. (astrid) You. (zarek)

You’ve Got On A White Coat. (ephani) Awesome Cognitive Powers You Have There. (alexion)

Should I Be Offended? (livia) Please Don’t Be. I Pride Myself On Being Socially Inept. But The Only People I Ever Intentionally Offend Are My Bevy Of Brothers. And Speaking Of, Where’s Big Bad Angry One? (zarina)

Yeah, Well, Don’t Worry About It. I’ve Never Met A Daimon Yet I Couldn’t Take. (wulf) Guess Again, Little Brother. You Just Met One, And Trust Me, He’s Not Like Any You’ve Ever Met Before. He Makes Desiderius Look Like A Pet Hamster. (acheron)

My God. Is There Some Unwritten Law That You Guys Have To Be Giants? (amanda) What Can I Say? Artemis Likes Her Dark-hunters Tall. Short Men Need Not Apply. (acheron)

I'm Not People, I Only Eat Them.

Sunshine, It’s The Celt Wanting A Little Reassurance That I Haven’t Eaten You Or Anything. (vane)

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

I Refuse To Believe This Was My Fate. I Was Not Meant To Be This. I Was Never Meant To Be..." The Pain In His Eyes Tore Through Her. "this Can't Be All I Was Born For.

What An Alliance, Huh? A Dark-hunter And A Spathi United To Guard An Apollite. Who Would Have Ever Imagined? (wulf) Love Makes Strange Bedfellows. (acheron) I Thought That Was Politics. (wulf) It’s Both. (acheron)

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