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You Ever Think About Having Kids?” “all The Time.i´d Love To Have A Houseful. Then One Of My Nieces Or Nephews Turns Exorsist On Me And Spews The Most Discusting Things Imaginable Out Both Ends — Things That Make The Demon Snot Feel Like A Bubble Bath. That Usually Cures Me Of That Stupidity For At Least A Day Or Two.” (sam & Dev)

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You Ever Think About Having Kids?” “all The Time.i´d Love To Have A Houseful. Then One Of My Nieces Or Nephews Turns Exorsist On Me And Spews The Most Discusting Things Imaginable Out Both Ends — Things That Make The Demon Snot Feel Like A Bubble Bath. That Usually Cures Me Of That Stupidity For At Least A Day Or Two.” (sam & Dev)

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In My Day We Let The Wolfswans Incapable Of Birthing Our Young Die. (markus) Then It’s A Good Thing We’re In The Twenty-first Century And Not The Dark Ages, Isn’t It? (fang)

I Swear If That's A Pair Of Demon Horns Digging Into My Belly And Stabbing Me Right Now, Ash, I'm Going To Beat You After It's Born." 'cause Face It, Horns On The Head Didn't Come From My Side Of The Family Or Genetic Code.

I Got A Shotgun And A Backhoe And No One Looks Under A Septic Tank For A Dead Body. (bubba)

You Know, You Say ‘not Exactly’ A Lot. You’re Not Exactly A Vampire. You’re Not Exactly From Scotland, And You’re Allergic To Daylight. What Else? (sunshine) I Hate Bran Muffins And Grass. (talon)

Why Do You Tolerate It? (kat) The Same Reason Sin Hasn’t Resigned Himself To Death. There Are Six Billion People On Earth Who Need Someone To Protect Them From Things That Are Scarier Than The Tax Man Or A Knife-wielding Stranger. Things That A Gun Won’t Stop. As Long As Their Lives Hang In The Balance, What’s A Little Humiliation For Me? (acheron)

And You Plan To Do This Alone? You Think A Lot Of Yourself, Don’t You Animal? (stone) Oh, Punk, Please. Believe Me, When Dealing With Wusses Like You Who Have To Gang Up On A Kid To Feel Powerful, I Don’t Need Any Help. (fang)

You Mean There’s Someone Out There Better Than Your Father? (quills) No, Idiot. My Father Trained Him. Just Fyi, My Father Is Also His Godfather. So You Want To Be Real Nice To Dev. All Of Us Take It Personally When People Aren’t. (adron)

What? Had A Dry Spell Of Killing People Lately? (susan) As A Matter Of Fact, Yes. If It Doesn’t End Soon, I Might Get Out Of Practice. (otto)

My People Never Dreamed Of A World Like This. Of Having So Much Without Backbreaking, Debilitating Work. And Yet For All The Physical Improvements, People Are Still People. They’re Killing Each Other To Get More To Prove A Point Only The Killer Understands. Still Brutalizing And Torturing Each Other Over Things That In Another Hundred Years Won’t Even Matter.

Well", Fang Said, Mimicking A Thick Southern Drawl. "i Must Say Its Mighty Nice Of Them Daimons To Clean Up After Themselves When You Kill Them" He Held His Hands Up To Them. "look Ma, No Mess." "does Fang Have An Off Switch?" Talon Asked Vane.

Acheron Kissed Her Lightly On The Cheek. "rest. We'll Be Back When He Needs You." He Watched Her Climb Into Bed Before He Took His Nephew Down To His Room. "well, It Appears To Be Just The Two Of Us, Little One. What Say You We Get Naked, Drunk And Find Us Some Wenches?" The Baby Actually Smiled Up At Him As If He Understood. Acheron Nodded. "so That's It, Eh? Barely A Month Old And You're Already Lecherous. You Are Your Father's Son.

There’s A Reason Mia Is Currently An Only Child. Family Drama Takes On A Whole New Meaning When They’re Feuding Gods Who Can’t Stand The Sight Of Each Other And Always Try To Kill One Another Whenever They’re In The Same Room.” – Kat

All Right, Kids. We’re Going To A Party Where They Don’t Like Us Very Much. Everyone Know What They’re Doing? (sin) Not A Clue, But I Think Certain Death And Dismemberment Is In My Forecast, Followed By A Light Rain Of Guys And Flayed Skin. (kish)

Gods, How I’ve Missed You. (stryker) I Hate You With Every Beat Of My Heart. (zephyra)

She’s Special. We Used To Unleash Her On Ancient Battlefields Just To See Soldiers Chop Their Best Friends Into Pieces Before Falling On Their Own Swords. (deimos)

Note To Self On Waking. Lay Off The Beer On An Empty Stomach. This Dream Is Even More Screwed Up Than The Time I Had A Donkey And A Corkscrew. (aiden) Donkey And A Corkscrew? (leta) I Don’t Know You Well Enough To Fill You In On Those Details. (aiden)

You Okay? (grace) Oh, Yeah. I’m Just Fine Considering The Fact I’ve Walked Through Burning Fires That Hurt Less Than My Groin Does Right Now. (julian) I Said I Was Sorry. Okay, Can You Reach The Pedals? (grace) I’d Like To Reach Your Pedals…(julian) Julian! Would You Concentrate? (grace) All Right. I’m Concentrating. (julian) I Don’t Mean On My Breasts. (he Dropped His Hungry Gaze To Her Lap.) Or There, Either. (grace)

Do It, And I’ll Rip Your Heart Out And Feed It To Your Friend. (julian)

But Then, His Revenge Had Been More Direct. He’d Hunted Down The Ones Who’d Killed His Sister And Nephew – Those Who’d Survived His Mother’s Attack – And He’d Made Them Wish They’d Never Been Born With Nerve Endings.' (acheron)

It Wasn’t A Gun Wound. I Just Fell. (zarek) No Offense, But You’d Have To Fall Of Mount Everest To Have Those Kinds Of Wounds. (astrid) Yeah, Maybe Next Time I’ll Remember To Take My Climbing Gear With Me. (zarek)

If You Leave Here, War Can Find You Again. What Are You Going To Do If That Happens? (tory) Leave Bloodstains On His Best Shirt. (acheron)

Someone Else Has To Be Disseminating It. (mark) Dis-a What? (nick) Disseminating. It Means Distributing It. (mark) Then Why Didn’t You Say That? (nick) Remind Me To Get Him A Word-of-the-day Calendar. (mark)

Tabitha Was Always Trying Unorthodox Ways To Set Her Up With Guys. Although, To Be Fair To Her Sister, Tabitha Didn't Usually Knock The Guy Unconscious Before She Forced Them Together. Still, With Tabitha There Was A First Time For Just About Anything. And Extreme Blind-dating Was Very Vintage T.

You’re Such A Crybaby. (tee) Let Me Almost Shoot Off One Of Your Testicles And See How You Cope. (joe) You Shouldn’t Have Moved, Joe. It Was Your Fault. (tee) Yeah, Everything’s My Fault. (joe) Good, Then We Agree. (tee)

What Happened To Him? (lioness) He Pissed Me Off. (savitar) Why Hasn’t One Of The Other Jaguars Taken His Place? (lioness) He Pissed Me Off...big Time. (savitar)

You Don’t Know About Travis Fimmel? Oh, Sister, You Are Deprived. He The Finest Man Alive. (simi) You Lust For Men? (xirena) Well, I Certainly Don’t Lust For Women. (simi) No, I Mean You Lust For Humans? (xirena) Well, Don’t You? (simi) Ew! What Have You Don’t To Her? You Have Corrupted A Good Demon! (xirena)

They Say When You're About To Die, You See Your Entire Life Flash Before Your Eyes. They Lied. The Only Thing Nick Gautier Could See Flashing Was Kyrian Hunter's Vampire Fangs.

Where Did You Learn To Ride Anyway? Disasters-r-us? (tory)

You Want Something To Drink?” – Nick “human Blood Would Be Fabulous. But Since I Doubt You’re Donating, Let Me Suffer For A Minute Longer.” – Caleb

Then What Good Is He? (maggie) I Ask Myself Every Friggin’ Day Exactly What You Did. What Good Am I? The Answer Is Simple. There’s Nothing Good About Me And I Like It That Way. Pride Myself On It, In Fact. (savitar)

Where Are You Anyway? (acheron) I Don't Know. I Hear Some Godawful Kind Of Music From Outside, Horns Blaring, And I'm In A House With A Mohawk Cuckoo Bird, A Transvestite, And A Knife-wielding Lunatic. (valerius) Why Are You At Tabitha's? (acheron)

Shall I Show You The Door...or Would You Rather Go Out Through The Wall?" - Maris

For The Record, This Isn’t A Male/female Thing. It’s A People Thing. You Talk About Men Being Cold...you Should See Women From My Standpoint. We’re Talking The Arctic Tundra Would Be Warmer. Believe Me, You Don’t Want To Know My Vantage Point On Your Gender. As A Man, If I Grabbed Your Breasts, I’d Be Arrested. Any Idea How Many Women Have Felt Free To Grab My Crotch At Will? (acheron)

It Actually Dawned On Me That I Don’t Fight. I Just Kill Whatever Annoys Me, And It’s Over. (savitar)

I Give Each Book However Long It Needs To Be The Best I Can Make It.

Wake Up, Astrid. Your Psychotic Criminal Is Playing With Knives. (sasha)

Grace? Are You Tipsy? (selena) Maybe Just Comfortably Toasty. Pop Tart Toasty. (grace)

I Learned The Bad Guys Are Not Always Bad, The Good Guys Are Not Always Good.

Let’s Find Someplace Where There Aren’t Any Dead People, Insects, Or Rodents. For That Matter, Someplace That’s Big Enough To Accommodate Both Of Us Without Crimping Any Internal Organs. (shahara) Picky, Picky, Picky. (syn)

Your Father Wasn’t A Positive Influence On You, Was He? (simone) Being The God Of Nightmares, He Wasn’t A Warm Fuzzy Bunny. Unless You Count Happy Bunny. Amazingly The Two Of Them Have A Lot In Common…and I Have To Say That I’ve Developed A Fondness For That Pissy Rodent. (xypher)

That Would Be Like Making A Pact With Lucifer. (zarek) Yes, But I Don’t Smell Like Sulfur. And I Happen To Dress Better. Luc Always Looks Like A Pimp. (dionysus)

Everyone Cries Sometimes, Tory. There Are Some Pains That Run Too Deep For Even The Strongest To Take Without Breaking. I Don’t Think Any Less Of You For It. (acheron)

Fine. I’m A Skotos (xypher) That Means What? You Have Toe Jam? (simone)

It's Not Your Fault. You Had No Way Of Knowing I'd Traded My Soul. It's Not Exactly How I Start Out Conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I Have No Soul. What About You? (kyrian)

Not Everyone Who's Homeless Is A Drug-addict Or In Need Of Mental Health Care. Some Are Normal People Who've Been Knocked Down, And It Can Happen To You, Too. Not All Of Us Made Bad Life Choices.

A Woman After My Own Heart. (stryker) You’re Absolutely Right About That. Nothing Would Please Me More Than Ripping That Organ Out Of You And Feasting On It. (zephyra)

Let Him Go, Julian. His Entire Body Isn’t Worth One Molecule Of Yours. (grace) (to Paul) Where I Come From, We Butchered Worthless Cowards Like You Just For Practice. (julian)

Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

Were You Raised In A Barn? You Don't Just Walk Into Someone's House." Ash Laughed. "i Have An Open Invitation To Enter Whenever I'm Here." "yeah, But What If He's Naked Or Something?" Ash Led Him Into The Foyer. "i've Known Kyrian For Over Two Thousand Years, And I Can Honesty Say That I Have Never Once Caught Him Naked In His Living Room." The Door Closed Behind Them Without Ash Or Nick Touching It- Something That Always Unnerved Nick When Ash Did It. "besides, Rosa's Still Here. I Know He's Not Walking Around Bare-assed With Her On Duty.

The Liberty Of The Press Is Dear To England; The Licentiousness Of The Press Is Odious To England: The Liberty Of It Can Never Be So Well Protected As By Beating Down The Licentiousness.

Safe. No One Ever Is. No Matter How Hard We Try. No Matter How Much We Plan And Prepare. There Will Always Be An Enemy At The Door And A Storm Trying To Knock Us Down. Life's Not About Security. It's About Picking Up The Peices After It's All Over And Carrying On.

(zarek Attacks Valerius.) Cease! I Know It’s Been A Long Time Since You Were Around Another Dark-hunter, Z, But Remember, Whatever You Do To Him, You Will Feel It Tenfold. (acheron) Pain I Can Take, It’s Him I Can’t. (zarek)

You The Dark-hunter?" Kyrian Arched A Brow. "you The Flunky?" "i Don't Like Your Tone." "and I Dont't Like You. Now That We've Dispensed With The Introductions And Have Declared Our Mutual Distaste For One Another, Why Don't You Take Me To The One Who Holds Your Leash?

There Were Only So Many Kicks A Dog Could Take Before It Turned Vicious.’ (acheron)

Sanctuary, Home Of The Howlers And Stragglers Of The Were Universe. (damien)

We’re Looking For Anything To Do With The Rod Of Time. (sin) Rod Of Time, Forsaken Moon, Tablet Of Destiny…you Sumerians Really Liked Your Hokey Terms, Huh? (kat) They Didn’t Exactly Ask My Opinion Before They Named Them. (sin) Good, ‘cause My Estimation Of Your Intellect Would Be Seriously Scarred If They Had. (kat)

Did You Wake Him?" "if I Say Yes, Will You Spank Me?" Syn Rolled His Eyes. "you're Horrible, Mari.

Being An Arrogant Braggart Just Doesn’t Work For Me. (devyn) You Should Try It. It Really Does Grow On You, Trust Me. (adron)

You’re Not The Only One Who’s Loyal And Decent, Ture. It’s Why I Won’t Betray Darling. He Wouldn’t Betray Me And I Know It. When Someone Really Loves You, They Find A Way To Get To You, Even In The Darkest Night, Against All Odds. Through The Worst Nightmares, They Are There, Holding Your Hand. They’re There To Stand With You To The End. I Don’t Just Believe That. I Know It. - Zarya Starska

He Would Remember Their Kiss Forever. She Wouldn’t Recall Him At All.’ (wulf)

And I Flunked Anger Management The Moment I Put The Counselor Through A Stone Wall. You Might Want To Keep That In Mind. [thorn]

I Don’t Wanna Die, Man. They’re Not Playing. Have You Seen How Many Of Them Are Out There? One Just Took A Shot At Me, So Unlike You Morons, I’m Hiding. Hiding Is Nice. (vik)

What Are You People Talking About?” – Abigail “nothing Important. Just The End Of The World As We Know It, And For The Record, I Don’t Feel Fine. Neither Will You When It All Comes Slamming Down On Your Head.” – Zarek

Disease. Filth. Waste. Crime. Brutality. What’s There To Like? (solin) There’s Brutality On Olympus. (arik) True. But I Hate Humanity As Much As I Hate The Gods. Both Groups Are Selfish Bastards Bent On Destroying Everything Around Them. They Were Given A Perfect World And Rather Than Enjoy It, They’d Rather Destroy It And Each Other. Excuse Me If I Don’t Look At Them With Love In My Eyes But Rather Scorn In My Heart. (solin)

Yeah. I Don’t Need Much, And Whatever Else I Need I’m Sure I Can Buy Since The Council Knows That I Am The Charmed One Who Has To Be Humored Lest The Big Bad Norseman Go A Viking On Their Heads. (chris)

No! I Don’t Want To Ouija, Or Do The Pendulum Thing, And I Swear If I See One Tarot Card Or Rune Stone I’ll Yack Cupcake All Over You. (grace)

Akri Hides From No One. He Don’t Need To. Anyone Hurt My Akri, I Eat Them. (simi)

Modus In Rebus There Must Be An End Of Things.

They Had Seen Zarek Take Out A Pair Of Daimons. Great. Just Great. He Closed His Eyes And Cursed. This Night Was Starting To Rate Right Up There With Abscessed Teeth.’ (talon)

(as She Entered The Main Room, Syn Turned Around In His Chair And Almost Fell Out Of It As He Scanned Her Body. He Cleared His Throat And Cut An Appreciative Look To Nykyrian.) Dayum…woman Be Hot. (syn)

I'm A Gunfighter, Jim, Not A Demonologist." Sin Moved Past Him So That He Could Burn The Body O N The Ground. "nice Bones Impression. Roddenberry Would Be Proud.

Hi, Mom. (devyn) It’s The Other Parental Unit. Not As Pretty Or As Fierce As Your Mother, But Loving Nonetheless. (syn)

If It Is Our Destiny To Be Hit By The Train, We Will Be Hit By The Train. The Only Thing We Can Change Is How The Train Turns Us Into A Hamburger.

(his Heart Clenched As She Made A Kissing Noise To Him Then Handed The Phone Back To Vane. Gods, How He Loved That Woman.) Ahh, Tally, Me Lub You Too. (vane) Shut Up, Crotch-sniffer. You’re Not Allowed To Make Lovey Noises At Me, Only My Honey Is. (talon)

Everyone Suffers At Least One Bad Betrayal In Their Lifetime. It’s What Unites Us. The Trick Is Not To Let It Destroy Your Trust In Others When That Happens. Don’t Let Them Take That From You.

Look At His Hair. He Looks Like His Father. (cassandra) He Has Your Lungs. (wulf) Oh, Please! (cassandra) Trust Me. Every Apollite Here Knows That My Parents Were Unmarried At My Birth, And That If You Survive The Night, You Plan On Making Me A Eunuch. (wulf)

Alone At Last. Oh, The Pleasure Of The Pain. (zarek) You Really Do Suffer From Insanity, Don’t You? (thanatos) Hardly. I Have To Say I Enjoy Every Minute Of It. (zarek)

How Frail You Are. I Don’t Want To Hurt You By Accident. (nykyrian) I’m Not As Frail As I Appear. I Know From Lots Of Experience That I Bounce Really Well. (kiara) I Would Kill Anyone Who Hurt You. (nykyrian)

Life Is Serious. (valerius) No, Life Is An Adventure. It's Thrilling And Scary. Sometimes It's Even A Bit Boring, But It Should Never Be Serious. (tabitha)

You Don’t Trust Any Man, Ephani. (danger) And Neither Should You, Little Sister. Take A Bit Of Amazon Advice. Ride Him Into The Ground All Night Long, Then Slide A Blade Between His Ribs Come Morning. (ephani) That's Harsh. (alexion) So Is Life. (ephani)

As Nietzsche Said, ‘that Which Doesn’t Kill You– ’(alexion) Will Only Require Brief Hospitalization. And If You’re A Dark-hunter, Just A Good Day’s Sleep. (danger)

So What Happened? (maggie) Nothing Major. It’s Just A Group Of Assholes Out To Kill Me. (wren)

Glad To See You’re Still Breathing.” – Caleb “glad To Be Breathing.” – Nick

Don’t You Want Simi To Be Your Family?...this Is The Part Where You Say, ‘yes, Simi, I Would Like To Be Your Family.’ ‘cause If You Don’t, Then I’ll Have To Take My Mitt Back And Barbecue You. Akri Is Still Upset About The Last Dark-hunter I Barbecued And That Was…oh, A Thousand Or So Years Ago. He Part Elephant When It Comes To Remembering Things. (simi)

Looks Aren't All There Is In The World, My Lady. They Are Certainly No Protection Against Being Alone. Hearts Never See Through The Eyes. (sebastian)

Works For Me. For The Ones We Love, Today We’re Allies. Tomorrow We Resume Our Natural Order Of Mortal Enemies. Gentlemen, And I Use That Term Loosely For All Of Us, Have We An Accord? (acheron)

Keep Your Lips And Other Body Parts To Yourself Or You’ll Be Headless. (apollymi)

Yeah, Well, It’s What Happens When We Spoil The Things We Love. They Don’t Always Understand The Boundaries And Their Ridiculous Wants Can Get Us Killed If We’re Not Careful. (jaden)

Have You Ever Noticed That Salvation, Much Like Your Car Keys, Is Usually Found Where And When You Least Expect It? (acheron)

You Got Guts Taking That Tone With Me. (nykyrian) What You Gonna Do, Oh Great Wounded One? I’m The One With The Injector. (syn)

Those Regulations That Are Adapted To The Common Race Of Men Are The Best.

Syn May Be Too Much Of A Gentleman To Hit You, But I’m Not. I’m Not Only Ashamed To Call You Human, I’m Completely Disgusted That We Share The Same Gender. You Want To Know The Truth? The Only Filth In This Room Is You, And You’re The One Who Doesn’t Deserve To Breathe Our Air. Decent’s Got Nothing To Do With Birthright. It’s All About Actions, And Trust Me, You’re The Lowest Form I’ve Ever Met And I’ve Taken In The Worst Scum Imaginable. But I’d Rather Sit At The Table With Them Than You Any Day. (shahara To Mara)

Akri? Can I Keep Him? See, He Good Eating. Lots Of Fat On This One. (simi) No, Simi. You Can’t Keep The Baby. His Mother Would Miss Him. (acheron) But He Want To Go Home With The Simi. He Said So. (simi) No, Simi. (acheron) No Simi, No Food. Nag, Nag, Nag. (simi)

Huge Jackman Has Divorced His Wife And Happened Upon My Picture In Some Old Article And Decided That I'm The Woman For Him? ~ Susan

Oh, Gods, You’re Mated! I Really Hope It’s To Aimee. (bride) Thankfully So. Otherwise I’d Have Had To Kill Me Some Ho And Then Beat Fang Senseless. (aimee)

Forgotten History. You, However, Are My Present. (varyk) Oh, Goody. Do I Have To Wear A Bow? (fang)

I Can’t Believe You Were Going To Call Me A Liar And Take My Place Under The Guillotine. Next Time I Try To Save You, Woman, You Better Stay Saved. (fury)

Look! You Got Sparklies Like Akri. He Gives All Of His To Me. He Say I Look Beautiful In Sparklies, ‘specially Them Red Ones That Match My Eyes. Here, Astrid. I Know You Can’t See It, Astrid, But It’s Very Lovely, Like You. You Need To Wear That And Then You Have Sparklies, Too. But Still No Hornays. We Need To Fix You Up With Hornays One Day So You Can Be A Demon, Too. It’s Fun Being A Demon – Except When People Try To Exercise You…wait, That’s Not The Right Word. I Forget, But You Know What I Mean. (simi)

Are You Out Of Your Collective Minds? I Swear I Can’t Leave You Two Alone For Three Seconds That You Don’t Go Off And Hurt Yourselves. I Expect Stupid Out Of You, But You Know Better.” – Caleb “i Tried To Tell Him That. He Won’t Listen To Me. Tag. You’re It.” – Nekoda

Atlantis: Fabled. Mystical. Golden. Mysterious. Glorious And Magical. There Are Those Who Claim That It Never Was. But Then There Are Also Those Who Think They Are Safe In This Modern World Of Technology And Weapons. Safe From All The Ancient Evils. They Even Believe That Wizards, Warriors, And Dragons Are Long Dead. They Are Fools Clinging To Their Science And Logic While Thinking It Will Save Them. (thrylos)

Stop The Pain.” – Tory “you Know I Can’t.” – Acheron “fine. But Next Time You’re The One Who’s Doing Labor Duty. I Get To Sit There And Hold Your Hand.” – Tory (and Again He Laughed. She Glared At Him.) “you Have No Sense Of Self Preservation, Do You?” – Tory

What Are You? (zarek) I’m A Nymph. (astrid) I Hope You Just Left An Important Syllable Off That Word, Princess. (zarek)

Okay, Gimmi A Kiss And I’ll Go. (simi) Not In Front Of The Hunter, Simi. (acheron) The Simi Wants A Kiss, Akri. I’ll Wait All Century. You Know I Will. (simi)

I’ve Never Met Anyone Who Had A Monkey For A Friend Before. (maggie) I Don’t Know. I Think Those Two Guys You Were With Would Qualify As Primates, But Then, That’s An Insult To The Primate And I Don’t Want Marvin To Get Pissed At Me. He Has Higher Sensibilities, You Know? (wren)

I'm Too Young, Too Smart And Too Good-looking To Die.

I’m Not Dead Yet. It’s All Good. (omari) Good. That Whole Spontaneous Combustion Thing Can Be A Real Buzzkill. Ruins Your Clothes, Too. (nero)

You Will Fail And I’ll Dance On Your Grave. (apollymi)

Hmmm, I Bet You’d Be Really Cute With Hornays. Not That You’re Not Cute Right Now, But You’re A Bit Young. You’re Only What? Four In Human Years? Oh Wait, That’s Wrong, Isn’t It? You Ninety? (simi)

People Started Down The Road With Good Intentions, But The Moment The Road Became Rough Or Difficult, They'd Abandon It.

Good Intentions

A Word Of Wisdom To You, Akribos, You Need To Learn To Accept Gifts. (catera) There’s No Such Thing As A Gift. If I Were To Take That From You, Sooner Or Later You Would Ask A Favor From Me In Return. Nothing In Life Is Ever Truly Given Without Expectation. (acheron)

Words Of Wisdom

I Might Have Lost Some Skin, But I Got Kissed By A Beautiful Woman Who Was Happy To See Me. I Gotta Say That’s Pretty Epic In My Book. Definitely Not A Worst-case Day Here.” – Sundown

My Friend Died. (astrid) Died How? (zarek) Mmm, He Had Parvo. (astrid) Isn’t That A Dog’s Disease? (zarek) Yes. It Was Tragic. (astrid) Hey! I Resent That. (sasha) Behave Or I Will Give You Parvo. (astrid)

You Can Be Known As Val Or Babycakes.” His Gaze Darkened. “my Name Is Valerius And I Will Not Answer To Val.” She Shrugged. “fine Then, Babycakes, Have It Your Way.

"i'm Human," He Said In A Tormented Tone. "and I'm Not." He Dropped His Hand To Her Shoulder. "i Never Knew Softness," He Breathed. "not Until The Moment You Touched Me In Your Store. My Life Is Violent And Dangerous. It's Dark And Twisted And No Place For Someone Like You. I Have More People Wanting Me Dead Than I Can Count. They Will Stop At Nothing, And You.." He Ground His Teeth Before He Spoke Again. "you'll Never Want Again For Anything In Your Life. I Swear It On What Little Bit Of Human Soul I Have Left."

What If One Of Her Father’s Soldiers Panicked And Fired For No Reason? Though Pilots Were Carefully Trained, Mistakes Happened And She Didn’t Want To Be Included In A Statistics Report Under “uh-oh, My Bad.”’ (kiara)

Don’t Be Stupid, Katra. Never Speak In Anger And Never Try To Force Your Will Onto Someone Else. You’ll Never Find Peace In That. (acheron)

Guys, We’re So Screwed. The Women Know We Didn’t Go Hunting. (kyrian) You Think? What Idiot Came Up With That Lie? (zarek) I’m Not An Idiot. And It’s Not Like I Lied. I Just Omitted What Exactly We Were Hunting And Where We Were Doing It. (talon) Like Your Wives Wouldn’t Know Better? When Was The Last Time Mr. Armani Hunted Something That Didn’t Have A Price Tag On It? Oh, And The Loafers And Trousers Are Perfect Camouflage. (zarek)

My Father Used To Say That Life Is What You Make It. Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. You Can’t Change The Past, But The Future Isn’t Set In Stone. You Can Effect A Change There. Move Forward Not With Hatred Or Love. Move Forward With Purpose. (simone)

St. Ash – Who Knew? (gallagher)

So What Really Happened To You? (astrid) Nothing. (zarek) Well, I Hope I Never Come Across Nothing Then If It’s Capable Of Putting A Hole In My Back. (astrid)

Not That I’ve Ever Feared A Fight Or Backed Down From One –(wren) That’s The Truth. I Swear He’s Half Beta Fish. He’d Fight His Own Reflection To Prove A Point. (maggie)

Come On, Megeara. Walk On The Wild Side With Me. Let’s Get Naked And Ruin Solin’s Upholstery. It Serves Two Purposes. We’re Happy And He’s Pissed. (arik)

I Just Love The Gifts You Bring Me For Lunch. Other Girls Get Diamonds. Me? I Get Mayhem And Blood – And All Before Noon. Thanks, Tate. (simone)

What Do You Want Exactly? (fang) An End To The Mistreatment Of Small, Fluffy Dust Bunnies. (thorn)

I Have More Important Things To Do Anyway. I Have A Hangnail That Needs My Attention. (dev)

In Case You Haven’t Noticed, There’s Not A Plethora Of Engineers Here. (devyn) Plethora? What Kind Of Girl Word Is That? (sway)

Yeah, It’s Me, But I Like To Think I Looked Better When We Met. ‘cause Right Now, I’m Pretty Much Hogging All The Ugly. (nick)

He Says He’d Rather Be Dead Than Leave Me. According To Him, We’re Family. I Guess That Makes Me The Psycho Uncle No One Wants To Talk To. And He’s The Kid With Only Imaginary Friends For Company. ‘normal’ Rockwell, Here We Come. (jared)

It Was One Of The Few Places Where Someone Remembered His Name. Yeah, Okay, So He Felt Like Sam Malone On Cheers, But There Was No Norm Or Cliff Sitting At The Bar Here. More Like Spike And Switchblade.’ (wulf)

If You’re Trying To Seduce Me, Vane, You’re A Bit Late. At His Point I’m Pretty Much A Sure Thing For You.

People With Weaknesses Get Killed By The People Who Lack Them. Notice I'm Not Dead.

I Never Lied To You. (kiara) Of Course You Did –you Said You Could See The Real Us– That We Weren’t As Bad As We Claimed. But You Didn’t And, Just Like Everyone Else, So Long As We Risk Our Lives To Protect And Save You, We’re Okay. But The Moment We Have To Make A Choice Not Ours, The Moment You See What Our Pasts Have Made Us, You’re Horrified By The Truth And Hate Us For It Like We Had Some Kind Of Choice In What We Are. (syn)

Bubba Was The One Person Who Wouldn’t Even Bat An Eyelash That Nick Was Talking To An “imaginary” Friend. Heck, He’d Probably Bring One Of His Own Out To Play, Too. ~nick

Don’t Yell At Me When I Just Survived A Near-death Experience. (abbie)

Near Death Experience

You Were First-string Running Back Last Year. What Happened?” – Coach “stone’s Mouth Happened. It Needed To Be Closed, And I Was A Little Too Obliging To Shut It.” – Nick

I’m Telling You Right Now I Could Make Him Pop An Aneurysm And No One Would Know. (nero) Doesn’t That Kind Of Murder Bother You At All? (alix) Given Everything People Have Done To Me In My Life, Little Girl, Especially In My Childhood When I Was Helpless Against Them, Humanity Is Lucky I’m Not On A Perpetual Killing Spree. As For The Merjacks…i Owe Them A Debt That No Amount Of Violence On My Part Will Settle. So, No. Nothing About Killing Him Would Bother Me. (nero)

I Killed Your Friends.” – Abigail “and I’m Not Happy About That. But Your Head Wasn’t Screwed On Right. It’s Easy To Let The Enemies In And Listen To Them Sometimes, Especially When They’re Pretending To Be Your Best Friends Who Only Want The Best For You. At Least That’s What They Claim. They’re Insidious Bastards, Telling You What You Want To Hear And Using Your Emotions To Manipulate You Think Doing Their Bidding.” – Sundown

Oh Yeah, Scooby, It Does. You And I Have Gone Round Many A Day. I’m The Reason You Keep Thinking You’ve Had Alien Abductions. (caleb)

Xenon? What Kind Of Name Is That?” – Nick “the Only Kind I Answer To.” – Xenon “don’t Eat The Help, X. We Need Him.” – Caleb

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll Fetch Those Slippers And Stick Them Someplace Real Uncomfortable. I Swear, My Mother Should Have Named Me Fido. (nick)

Good Grief. You Two Look Like Village Of The Sofa Damned. (cassandra)

You Know, It’s Amazing To Me The Wounds We Carry For Eternity. But What Has Fascinated Me Most These Last Few Years Is How The Right Person Can Heal Them. I Remember A Wise Man Once Said To Me That Everyone Deserves To Be Loved. Even You. (zarek)

Words Are Easy To Say, But Emotions Betray The Best Intentions.

While Books Provided Me With Some Escape From The Mental And Physical Horrors Of My Early Life, They Were Unreliable. Many Times The Protagonists Suffered Terribly And Then Died At The End.

I Still Wanna Know Who To Sue To Get My Store Fixed. (bubba) I’m A Turnip. Sue The Rich Kid Who Started It. (nick)

If They Can’t Survive Alone For Four Days Once A Year, They Deserve To Die. (acheron) That’s Harsh, For You. (dante) Harsh? Tell You What, You Take My Phone And Skim Through The Three Thousand Phone Calls I Get Every Day And Night And See How Harsh I Am. I Truly Hate Modern Technology And Phones In Particular. I Haven’t Had A Full Four Hours Of Sleep In Over Fifty Years. ‘ash, I Broke A Toenail, Help Me. Ash, My Head Hurts, What Should I Do?’ (acheron)

Then Let Me Put It To You This Way. There Is Seldom Black And White In Our World. Sometimes Things We Perceive As Good Have Moments Of Profound Evil, But Profound Evil Will Always Tell You That It’s Always Good. It Never Admits That It Could, In Any Way, Be Evil. (alexion)

Black And White

I'm Loved By Some, Hated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted By All. (josiah)

I'm Sorry. (valerius) It's Okay. We All Have Scars. I'm Just Lucky Most Of Mine Are On The Outside. (tabitha)

In The Land Of Badass, You’ve Just Been Trumped. If Dark-hunters Had Inmates, These Would Be They. Known As The Dogs Of War Because That’s What They Thrive On, They’re Cold-blooded And Intolerant. Congratulations, Bud, These Are Your New Protectors. (acheron)

(adron Leveled A Scowl That Made Him Shrink Back.) Jeeze, You Ought To Bottle That Look. I Know Armies That Would Pay A Fortune To Have Something That Toxic In Their Arsenal. (tiernan)

Hearts Can Never Be Stolen, Cy. They Can Only Be Given.” – Ren

I’m Not A Child. (zarek) No, You’re Not A Child. You Never Were. Children Are Supposed To Be Protected And Cared For. You Had No One To Hold You When You Cried. No One Ever Soothed You. They Never Told You Stories Or Made You Laugh When You Were Sad. (astrid)

Ah, Those Were The Days…the Dark-hunters Hunted Us, We Slaughtered Them. We Made Our Homes In Underground Catacombs And Crypts Where The Hunters Couldn’t Go Without Getting Possessed. It Was An Interesting Time To Be Apollite Or Daimon. But That Was Before We Discovered Civilization And Modern Conveniences. Before The Human World Developed Enough To Where We Could Exist At Night Under The Pretense Of Being One Of Them. Apollites Owning Businesses And Houses. Daimons Playing Nintendo. What Is This World Coming To? (thanatos)

Redemption Is Never Where You Expect To Find It.

What Are You Doing Here? (artemis) I Wanted To Thank You For What You Did Tonight, But As I Considered That, It Dawned On Me That You Have Never Once In Eleven Thousand Years Done Anything For Me For Free. The Sheer Fear Factor Of That Realization Alone Has Made Me Come Seeking You. So What Gives? (acheron)

Where Are My Guards? (wulf) Oh, One Is Right Here, But He’s Not Feeling Very Talkative. Death Has A Way Of Making Even The Chattiest Of People Rather Quite. As For The Other…he’s…oh, Wait, Dead Now. (stryker)

Yes, He’s A Good Boy. Never Been In Trouble At School And He’s On The Honor Roll. Captain Of The Football Team. All-around Psycho Serial Killer Who Hides Bodies In The Fridge Whenever His Parents Go Out Of Town. (nick) I Also Eat Babies For Breakfast And Torture Small Animals For Fun. My Therapist Says I’m Making Real Progress Though. (caleb)

So What Name Would You Rather I Call You? She Asked As She Headed Out Of The Parking Lot. Ias Or Alexion. He Gave Her A Devilish Grin That Set Fire To Her Hormones. I Would Rather You Call Me Lover. He Wagged His Eyebrows Playfully At Her. Danger Rolled Her Eyes. Like All Men With A Onetrack Mind, He Was Incorrigible. Don't Blame Me, Alexion Said In An Almost Offended Tone. I Can't Help It. You Should See The Way You Fight. It Really Turned Me On. Could You Tell Me How To Turn You Off? -danger And Alexion

Everyone Has A Choice. (kiara) No, Princess, They Don’t. Choices Aren’t Always Up To Us. Life And Circumstances Can Shred Even The Stoutest Soul. No Matter How Pure And Untainted You Think You Are, I Promise You That You, Too, Can Be Shoved Into The Darkness, Just Like We Were. (syn)

I Want The Tigard. (varyk) And I Want You To Leave. Guess Who’s Going To Win This Argument? And In Case You’re Even Denser Than You Appear, It’s Not You. (dev)

I Hate You! (artemis) Don’t Keep Saying That, Artie. It’s Cruel To Get My Hopes Up. (acheron)

Anyone Ever Tell You You Should Be A Lawyer? (otto) Only Bill When We Argue. Besides, I Like Killing Bloodsuckers Too Much To Ever Be One Of Them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased To Meet You. (tabitha)

Well . . . He Lets It Ruin His Life. He Gets So Obsessed With Going After The One Thing That Hurt Him That He Loses Sight Of Everything Else. He Becomes Isolated From Everyone And Everything. Paranoid. He Feels Like He Can't Trust Anyone Around Him Ever. In The End, He Loses Everything, Even His Life. And For What? Total Stupidity, If You Ask Me.

Don’t Cry For Me, Grace. I’m Not Worth It. (julian) Yes You Are! (grace) You Are My Saving Grace. Without You, I Would Never Have Known Love. And I Would Never Have Known Me Again. (julian)

There’s No Need In Both Of Us Dying Tonight. (kiara) I Took An Oath To Save Every Life I Could. I’m Not About To Back Out On It Now. I Might Be A Lot Of Things, But A Coward Has Never Been One Of Them. (syn)

On Mardi Gras, She Got His Soul Back And Freed Him. (wulf) Oh Man, That Sucks. Now He’s Going To Have To Join Kyrian On The Geriatric Patrol. (chris)

Technical Advisor. Since You Know Our Enemies So Well, We’re Going To Pick Your Brain. (jericho) I’ll Tell You What You Want To Know. There's No Need To Torture Me For It. (asmodeus) Pick Your Brain Is An Idiomatic Expression, Asmodeus. It Means We’ll Have You Tell Us Things. We’re Not Actually Going In There To Mess With Your Head. (delphine) Oh, Thank The Source. I Can’t Stand It When Someone Opens My Skull. It Really Hurts. (asmodeus)

Now There’s A Sight You Don’t See Every Day, Huh? Two Punked-out Goths Throwing A Christmas Party For Sick Children. (doctor)

I Want To Go To The Park. (livia) Why? (adron) Because, And I Know This Is A New Concept For You, We Might Actually Have Fun. Can You Imagine? You Might Even Smile And The World Could Come To An End Over It. (livia)

Just Out Of Curiosity, How Many Weapons Are In That Thing? (kiara) Enough To Make Me Happy. (nykyrian)

Look, I Promise I’m Not Psychotic. Eccentric And Idiosyncratic, But Not Psychotic. (sebastian) I’ll Bet The Prisons Are Full Of Men Who Have Told Women That. (channon)

And You Chose To Fight For Artemis Instead, What Kind Of Stupid Are You? (jeff)

If I Want To Play Mind Games, I'd Buy A Rubik's Cube. ~ Acheron, A Character.

Where Are The Cops When You Need Them? (nick) Probably Eating Beignets. As The Old Saying Goes, When Seconds Count, The Police Are Just Minutes Away. (caleb)

Judge No One Until You Know Their Circumstances. No Matter How Awful They Seemed, Sometimes There Was A Valid Reason For Their Behaviour. Granted, Some People Were Just Mean And Corrupt, But Not Always. Many People Were Just In Pain, And By Acting Out, They Were Only Trying To Protect Themselves From Being Hurt More.

I Apologize For Pam. I Accidentally Hit Her In The Head With A Baseball When We Were In Fifth Grade And Knocked Her Out Cold. She’s Never Been Right Since. (tory)

If You Want To Know The Correct Term For Me, I'm A Dark-hunter." Nick Digested That Word Slowly. "which Means What? You Hunt Darkness?" "yes, Nick. That's Exactly What I Do. There's Just Not Enough Of It." Now, There Was Some Sarcasm You Could Cut With A Knife.

Fine. Sit Around Being Inconsiderate Asses…and You Wonder Why None Of You Are Married. (zarina) (sway Cleared His Throat Meaningfully.) Oh, Shush. You Don’t Count. You Had An Arranged Marriage. These Losers Can’t Get A Girl For More Than Three And Half Minutes It Takes Them To Embarrass Themselves With Their Feeble Gropings That Always Disappoint. (zarina)

Oh, Gah, I’ve Been Slimed. (jericho) It’s Not Slime. It’s A Baby Kiss. (delphine) It's Slime. (zarek)

Where I Come From, Family’s Defined As Those Who Don’t Screw You Over A Pay Check. Blood Makes No Difference. If You Can Trust Them With Your Life And Know That They’ll Be There Come Whatever Hell Rains Down, Then They’re Your Family.

But For The Last Couple Of Weeks I’ve Had This Bizarre Sensation That Something Is Watching Me. (simone) You Mean Someone, Right? (tate) I Know It Sounds Crazy – (simone) I Just Had A Body Walk Off The Table Mid-autopsy And You Think Your Story Is Nuts? (tate)

A Questioning Mind Is The Most Cherished Resource Man Has And The Rarest.

Thinking Of Someone Else Is What Got Me Damned. It’s A Mistake I Don’t Want To Repeat. (xypher) You Know Sometimes It’s By Repeating Our Mistakes That We Realize What Went Wrong The First Time. Knowing That, We’re Able To Fix The Mistake And Move Past It. (acheron)

In Time, You Won’t Need It To Do That. You’ll Be Able To Access That Part Of Yourself Anytime You Need To. But For Now, You’ll Require A Tool To Help You Channel All That Teenage Hormonal Add That’s Bouncing Around And Through You.” – Death

So You’re Telling Me That Right Now I’m Responsible For Acheron’s Beloved Pet And The Favorite Sister Of The Fates? (zarek) Tell Fang-boy I’m Not A Pet. If He Doesn’t Take A Nicer Tone To Me, He’s Going To Be Really Sorry. (simi)

He Looked Down At Her. "have You Found That Peace?" Yes, She Had. But It Was So Corny And Cliched That She Couldn't Bring Herself To Admit It. "a Wise Man Once Told Me That Peace Has To Come From Within. We Have To Learn To Like Ourselves Before We Can Find Our Place In The World.

Oh, Come On. I Have To Know About The Who-do Voodoo That You Do. (nick)

Looks Like I’m Going To Ruin Your Day, Big Boy. I Choose To Live My Crappy Life A Little Longer. (susan)

They Shot Me. (talon) No, Bud. They Turned You Into Swiss Cheese. (nick)

You Know, I Really Hate Romans, But I Have To Say Their Descendants Make One Fine Automobile. (kyrian)

Aren’t You Afraid They’ll Arrest You? (shahara) I Wasn’t A Convict, Dagan. I Was An Illegally Purchased Slave. My Owner Has No Legal Claim On Me. And I’m No Longer A Kid Learning My Powers. I’m A Full-grown Man With An Ax I Want To Bury In The Forehead Of Anyone Dumb Enough To Come At Me. I Defy The Bastards To Try Something Now. (nero)

I Will Fear No Evil For I Am The Baddest Beast In The Land. (nick)

What Now? (shahara) I’m Thinking. (syn) Could You Think A Little Quicker? (shahara) You’re Not Helping. (syn) You’re Lucky You’re Still Breathing And Not Limping. (shahara)

We All Make Mistakes, Steele. It’s What We Do Afterward That Defines Us More Than The Actual Incident That Led To The Mistake. (joe)

Making Mistakes

We All Make Mistakes

I Wronged Him, Katra. Greatly. I Had The Entire World In My Hand At One Time And I Didn’t Know It. I Let Stupidity Blind Me And I Lost Him Because Of That. (artemis) Then Tell Him You’re Sorry. (kat) As Your Father Would Say, There Are Some Things ‘sorry’ Can’t Repair. Some Pains Run Too Deep To Ever Be Healed By Something As Simple As Words, No Matter How Much You Mean Them. (artemis)

She Thinks I’m A Drug Dealer. (chris) ‘the Most “illegal” Thing The Boy Had Ever Done Was To Walk Past A Salvation Army Santa Claus, Once, Without Dropping Money Into The Kettle.’ (wulf)

Have Any Of You Taken A Look Out At Greece In The Last, Say, Hour Or So? (hermes) What? Are They Reacting To The Fact I Cursed The Apollites? (apollo) I Don’t Think That Bothers Them Nearly As Much As The Fact The Island Of Atlantis Is Now Gone And The Atlantean Goddess Apollymi Is Cutting A Swathe Through Our Country, Laying Waste To Everyone And Everything She Comes Into Contact With. And In Case You’re Curious, She’s Headed Straight For Us. I Could Be Really Wrong Here, But I’m Guessing The Woman’s Extremely Pissed. (hermes)

Any More Bitching From The Geriatric Crew? What A Bunch Of Old Women. Should I Hire Another Crewmate To Change Your Bed Diapers While I’m At It? Next Time I’ll Let The League Have You. Vik, I’m Relinquishing Control Back To You. (devyn) It’s What I Live For. By The Way, Ye Organic Life Forms Aren’t The Only Ones Who’ve Soiled Themselves. Can I Have A Minute To Attend My Needs, Captain Asshole? (vik)

You Of All Beings Know How Fate Works. What Happened To You As A Human Happened Because Everyone From Your Parents On Down Tried To Circumvent What Was Supposed To Be – Which Ultimately Was The Destruction Of The Atlantean Pantheon. There Was No Changing That Prophecy. But The Way You Suffered Was Completely Unnecessary. Had Your Parents Embraced Their True Destiny, You Would Have Been Saved Years Of Torment. Fate Will Not Be Denied. We Can Sculpt It, But In The End We’re All Pawns To Our Final Destinies. Good, Bad, Or Indifferent. (savitar)

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