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Technical Advisor. Since You Know Our Enemies So Well, We’re Going To Pick Your Brain. (jericho) I’ll Tell You What You Want To Know. There's No Need To Torture Me For It. (asmodeus) Pick Your Brain Is An Idiomatic Expression, Asmodeus. It Means We’ll Have You Tell Us Things. We’re Not Actually Going In There To Mess With Your Head. (delphine) Oh, Thank The Source. I Can’t Stand It When Someone Opens My Skull. It Really Hurts. (asmodeus)

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Technical Advisor. Since You Know Our Enemies So Well, We’re Going To Pick Your Brain. (jericho) I’ll Tell You What You Want To Know. There's No Need To Torture Me For It. (asmodeus) Pick Your Brain Is An Idiomatic Expression, Asmodeus. It Means We’ll Have You Tell Us Things. We’re Not Actually Going In There To Mess With Your Head. (delphine) Oh, Thank The Source. I Can’t Stand It When Someone Opens My Skull. It Really Hurts. (asmodeus)

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So, You Got Qvc? (simi) Afraid Not, Sweetie. (astrid) You Got Soap Net? (zarek Shook His Head.) You Got Any Tv? (simi) Sorry. (zarek) Are You Kidding? You Boring People. A Demon Needs Her Cable. Akri Done Tricked Me. He Didn’t Tell Me I’d Have To Go Without Cable. (simi)

Technical Advisor. Since You Know Our Enemies So Well, We’re Going To Pick Your Brain. (jericho) I’ll Tell You What You Want To Know. There's No Need To Torture Me For It. (asmodeus) Pick Your Brain Is An Idiomatic Expression, Asmodeus. It Means We’ll Have You Tell Us Things. We’re Not Actually Going In There To Mess With Your Head. (delphine) Oh, Thank The Source. I Can’t Stand It When Someone Opens My Skull. It Really Hurts. (asmodeus)

The Tiger Lies Low Not From Fear, But For Aim. ~wren

You’re Not A Morning Person, Are You? (simone) I’m A Dream-hunter/demon. By My Very Nature I’m Nocturnal. That Big Yellow Ball In The Sky Offends Me To The Very Core Of My Being. (xypher)

If I Want To Play Mind Games, I'd Buy A Rubik's Cube. ~ Acheron, A Character.

Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

My Father Is The Harbinger Of Death And Destruction. My Grandmother The Great Destroyer. My Mother Is The Goddess Of The Hunt. I Think I’ll Be Okay. (kat) Yeah, You Do Have The History Of Absolute Terror And Cruelty In Your Veins. (sin) Remember That If You Ever Come Between Me And My Chocolate Bar. (kat)

Good Tuna-fish Sandwiches; He’s The Tallest Man I’ve Ever Seen! (pam)

I Love You, I Love You, I Love You! And If You Ever Die On Me Again, I'll Kill You So Dead! (tabitha)

Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

(looking At Their Son On Ultrasound.) He Looks Like An Angel. (cassandra) I Don’t Know. I Think He Looks Like A Frog Or Something. (wulf)

I Love Him. (artemis) How Can You Say That? You Don’t Even Understand What Love Means. Love Isn’t Being Ashamed To Be Seen With The One You Care About. It Isn’t About Punishment Or Hurt. Love Is What Gives You The Strength You Need To Face Anything No Matter How Brutal Or Frightening. It’s What Allowed Ash To Be Beaten Rather Than Tell His Father About You. It’s What Allowed Him To Be Gutted On The Floor At Your Feet Rather Than Publicly Shame You. And You Spat On Him For That Love And Tore Him Apart. For A Goddess, You’re Pathetic. (tory)

Take Care Of Him, Soteria. And Remember It Takes Great Courage And Heart For A Man Who Knows No Kindness To Show It To Another. Even The Wildest Of Beasts Can Be Tamed By A Patient And Gentle Hand. (takeshi)

Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right.

You Have Ten Minutes. Tops. (carlos) I Have Been Knocked Overboard, Shot At, Kidnapped, Handcuffed, Terrified, And Held Prisoner. I Will Not Be Told How Long To Take In The Loo. (gabrielle)

What Happened To Your Hair, Tiger? (fang) It Fell Off. (wren)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)

Come, My Lady Dangerous, Your Daimons Await. (valerius)

What Good Was Owning The World When He’d Have No Choice Except To Defend Himself Against Every Person In It? Personally, He’d Rather Be A Beggar With One True Friend Than A Prince Surrounded By Two-faced Assassins.’ (aiden)

In One Afternoon, My Entire Life Shattered And Then All Of A Sudden This Great Guy Comes Along Like Some Mythical Knight In Shining Armor. He's Gorgeous, Loaded, And Says All The Right Things To Me. He Makes Me Feel Like I Can Fly, And Every Time He Shows Up, He Makes Everything Better. I'm Not Used To This, Okay? And I'm Not Used To Being With A Guy Who Is So Incredibly Sexy That He Makes Me Feel Like The Booby Prize." - Bride

Why Would You Do That? (delphine) Why Do You Think? (jericho) Because I’m A Bossy Hag And You’d Rather Be Enslaved To A Man You Hate Than Deal With Me. (delphine) You Know…you’re Not Funny. (jericho) I Think I’m Hysterical. (delphine)

No One Wanted To Spontaneously Combust Into Flames, Especially Not In Traffic.’ – Sundown

The Past Is Dead. Tomorrow Will Become Whatever Decision You Make It. ~ Acheron.

Decisions You Make

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

Life Is All About Finding Your Place. All Of Us Are Vulnerable, And At Times We All Feel Adrift. But Somehow, We All Muddle Through. He'll Be Fine. Like The Rest Of Us. We Just Need Some Faith.

You I Expected Better Of." He Turned His Swirling Sliver Gaze From Sam To Dev And Fang. "you Two Not So Much." -acheron

People Are Basically Irritating. Myself Included.

Aren’t You Afraid They’ll Arrest You? (shahara) I Wasn’t A Convict, Dagan. I Was An Illegally Purchased Slave. My Owner Has No Legal Claim On Me. And I’m No Longer A Kid Learning My Powers. I’m A Full-grown Man With An Ax I Want To Bury In The Forehead Of Anyone Dumb Enough To Come At Me. I Defy The Bastards To Try Something Now. (nero)

What Were You Thinking? You Just Met Him. (selena) I Know. It’s So Not Like Me, But I Couldn’t Help Myself. It Was Just Like That Weird Magnetic Force That Grabs Me When I’m Walking Past The Frostbyte Café And Makes Me Swerve In To Get A Triple Scoop Of Ben And Jerry’s Chunky Monkey. The Power Of Temptation Was Just Too Much, Selena. I Couldn’t Resist It. He Was A Chunky Monkey Container And All I Could Think Was, ‘someone Give Me A Spoon.’ (sunshine)

If It Is Our Destiny To Be Hit By The Train, We Will Be Hit By The Train. The Only Thing We Can Change Is How The Train Turns Us Into A Hamburger.

Um, Dr. Alexander, There’s A Couple Out Here Who Say They’re Related To You. They…um…they’re Biker People. (nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila The Hun Here That We’re Okay So We Can Come And Ooh And Aah Over The Babies. (eros)

You Got Guts Taking That Tone With Me. (nykyrian) What You Gonna Do, Oh Great Wounded One? I’m The One With The Injector. (syn)

Huge Jackman Has Divorced His Wife And Happened Upon My Picture In Some Old Article And Decided That I'm The Woman For Him? ~ Susan

The Discussion Which Was Made By Luther, Melancthon, And The Other Persons Who Preceded The Reformation, Opened The Eyes Or The Public; And They Got Rid Of The Delusions Which Had Been Spread By The Pope Of Rome, And Emancipated Mankind From The Spiritual Tyranny They Were Under, And Brought About The Establishment Of That Religion Which We Now Enjoy In This Country.

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Any More Bitching From The Geriatric Crew? What A Bunch Of Old Women. Should I Hire Another Crewmate To Change Your Bed Diapers While I’m At It? Next Time I’ll Let The League Have You. Vik, I’m Relinquishing Control Back To You. (devyn) It’s What I Live For. By The Way, Ye Organic Life Forms Aren’t The Only Ones Who’ve Soiled Themselves. Can I Have A Minute To Attend My Needs, Captain Asshole? (vik)

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People Make Their Own Reality. That Was What Praxis Had Taught Him Years Ago. A Hundred People Can Witness The Exact Same Event, And Give Two Hundred And Three Different Accountings Of It.

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By The Way, Don’t Breathe On The Upholstery Or I May Have To Gut You. (nick)

Okay, I’m Dreaming. Hallucinating. Brought On By Stress. I Had A Hard Day Today And This Is My Mind Trying To Protect Itself From…from Stuff. Lots Of Stuff. (geary) (arik, Trieg, And Zt Stare At Geary.) Oh, Like I’m Any Less Sane Than The Three Of You Just Because I Talk To Myself. (geary)

Because I Have No Boobs. My Ears Stand Out, And I Have Freckles All Over Me. (grace) Boobs? (julian) Breasts. (grace) You Have Very Nice Breasts. (julian) Thanks. What About You? (grace) I Have No Breasts. (julian)

What’s In That Backpack, By The Way? You’re Always Guarding It Like It Holds National Security Secrets Or Something. (tory) Dirty Underwear. (acheron)

I Was In The Army, Terri. Special Ops, Sent Into The Most Godforsaken Places You Can Imagine, Where I Did Unspeakable Things. We Weren’t Exactly Sent In To Teach Our Enemies To Knit. (nathan)

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I Know What It’s Like To Be Torn Between A Love So Pure It Burns You Deep Down In A Place You Didn’t Know Someone Could Touch You And Between Your Oath And Duties. Between The Love Of A Father You’ve Always Known And One You Know You Can Depend On Forever Versus A Love That’s New And Untested. But You Know What I Learned? It’s A Lot Easier To Live Without My Father’s Love Than It Is To Live Without Phoebe’s. (urian) (acheron Didn’t Speak As Urian Left Him Alone.) That Just Makes You Want To Vomit, Doesn’t It? (jaden)

I Think It's Great That They Can Come In And Suck Us Dry. Remind Me To Leave My Window Unlatched Tonight. Day. Night. Whatever. Cone Steal My Soul, You Worthless Bastards. I'm Open Like A Twenty-four-hour Blood Diner Donor." (dev)

It’s A Responsibility That I Take Most Seriously, So Excuse Me For Banning You From Killing Them Because You Have Reverse Pms. (acheron) Reverse Pms? (artemis) Yeah, Unlike A Normal Woman, You’re Cranky Twenty-eight Days Out Of The Month. (acheron)

I Don’t Know Nothing About Birthing Puppies, Miss Scarlett, But I Can Cleave The Head Off A Daimon Without Breaking A Sweat. (valerius)

I’m Protecting Her. (wulf) From? (chris) Daimons. (wulf) Big Bad Ones. (cassandra)

See I'm The Reckless And Wild One Who Saves Him From Being Boring. It's Why We're Perfect For Each Other. We Balance. - Madame Selena

Are All Knights So Gentle? (taryn) I Know Not, Taryn, Since I Don’t Make It My Habit To Lie Abed With Other Knights. (sparhawk)

It’s Not Manly To Hurt Others Or Belittle Them. Respect And Kindness Require More Courage Because People Take Advantage Of Those.

You Know, There Are Just Some Things You Never Expect To Face Even On This Job. A Flying Primate That Shoots Fire Out Its Nose Is One Of Them.

How Many More Are There Like You? (maggie) Enough To Make The Cast Of A Cecil B. Demille Film Look Like A Two-man Opera. (wren)

If You Really Love Her, Cratus, Let Her Know It Every Day. And Always Put Her Before You And Your Wants Just As You’ve Done Here Today. Take It From Someone Who Knows. Love Lost Is The Hardest Burden To Shoulder, And It’s One You Can Never Get Under. (artemis)

Then I’ll Do Some Digging. (fury) You Just Can’t Help This Kamikaze Streak You Have, Can You? (sasha)

It’s Not The Pain That’s Inflicted On Us By Others That Destroys Us. It’s The Pain We Let Inside Our Hearts That Does That. Don’t Let The Human’s Anger Become Yours. It Can Drive You Mad If You Do. (m'adoc)

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll Fetch Those Slippers And Stick Them Someplace Real Uncomfortable. I Swear, My Mother Should Have Named Me Fido. (nick)

Patience Is A Virtue. (tee) Excuse Me, Pot, Could You Not Pick On The Kettle? (joe)

Patience Is A Virtue

Were You Raised In A Barn? You Don't Just Walk Into Someone's House." Ash Laughed. "i Have An Open Invitation To Enter Whenever I'm Here." "yeah, But What If He's Naked Or Something?" Ash Led Him Into The Foyer. "i've Known Kyrian For Over Two Thousand Years, And I Can Honesty Say That I Have Never Once Caught Him Naked In His Living Room." The Door Closed Behind Them Without Ash Or Nick Touching It- Something That Always Unnerved Nick When Ash Did It. "besides, Rosa's Still Here. I Know He's Not Walking Around Bare-assed With Her On Duty.

Success Is When Persistence Meets Preparation.

C'mon, Tabitha. You Stabbed Me The Night We Met Without Even Blinking. (valerius) Yeah, But You Were A Dirtbag Then. (tabitha) I Think I'm Offended. (valerius)

Because I Took An Oath To Help People. To Protect Them From The League And Any Corrupt Government. (devyn) Yeah, And I Know People Better Than To Believe That For Even An Instant. Altruism Is Dead. People Use And They Take Until You’re Nothing But A Bleeding Corpse On The Ground At Their Feet. (alix)

Look, Bud. I’m Trained. Ticked Off. And I Have A Loaded Weapon. You Should Take Particular Note Of The Loaded Weapon Part When Annoying Me. (terri)

I Waited Two Thousand Years For You, Grace Alexander,” He Whispered In Her Ear. “and You Were Worth Every Second Of It.

Trust Me, Joe. You’re Not A Cowboy. The Only Cows You Ever Saw As A Kid Came Under A Plastic Wrap In The Grocery Store Or In A Paper Wrapped From Mcdonald’s. (tee)

Ahhh The Beauty Of Annihilation. There's Nothing Like It.

No Power From Above Can Make One Human Love Another. Love Comes From Within The Heart. (julian)

What Are You Doing Here? (jericho) Do My Accommodations Offend You? I’ve Grown Quite Used To Them. Though A View Of Something Other Than Mangled Bodies Might Be Nice For A Change. (jaden)

You’ve No Idea...my Tongue Has Been Known To Let Blood On Four Continents. (geary)

I Have A Flamthrower. (zarek) You Have A What? (astrid) It Pays To Be Prepared. (zarek) Well. Those Are Nice For Toasting Marshmallows, But They’ll Only Make Thanatos Mad. Regular Fire Won’t Hurt Him. I Have This Really Neat Gelatinous Goo That Comes Out With My Fire And It Squirts My Victims So That It Don’t Come Off. Wanna See It? (simi) No! (zarek/astrid) No? I Don’t Like That Word. (simi) We Love You, Simi. We’re Just Scared Of Your Goo. (astrid) Oh, That I Understand. Okay, You Can Live. (simi)

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Nah. I Got It. Just Try Not To Stake Jean-luc Again If You Meet Up With Him. (acheron) I Can’t Help It. All You Fanged People Look Alike In The Dark. (tabitha) Yeah. I Know What You Mean. All You Soul-full People Look Alike To Us, Too. (acheron)

You Don’t Know What You’re Talking About.” – Coyote “arrogance. The Number One Cause Of Death Among Both Peasant And King. Beware Its Sharp Blade. More Times Than Not, It Injures The One Who Wields It Most Of All.” – Choo Co La Tah

Sunshine, It’s The Celt Wanting A Little Reassurance That I Haven’t Eaten You Or Anything. (vane)

Don’t Ask Me Any More Questions, Keller. I’m Just Going To Lie To You And I’d Rather Not Have The Stress Of Trying To Remember What Lie I Handed You. (alexion)

You Need Anything Else... You To Touch Me Like I Matter.

Since When Does A Dog Care About What It Humps? (dev) I Could Go So Low With That That Even The Gutter Would Envy Us, But…i Know What You’re Trying To Do. You’re Trying To Provoke A Fight With Me So That You Can Legally Turn Me Away. I Really, Really Want To Give You That Fight, Too, But I Have To See Sasha And It Can’t Wait. Sorry. We’ll Have To Hump And Fight Later. (fury)

What? It's Not My Fault I Stab All The Fanged People. They Shouldn't Look Like Daimons. (tabitha) I Didn't Look Like A Daimon, But You Stabbed Me. (valerius) Yeah, Well, You Looked Like A Lawyer So I Had To Kill You. It Was A Moral Imperative. (tabitha)

Keep Your Lips And Other Body Parts To Yourself Or You’ll Be Headless. (apollymi)

Yeah, You Go After Her, And I Suggest You Invest In A Steel Plated Jockstrap. Last Guy Who Said Something Sexual To Her And Pissed Her Off Is Still Limping Around The Office. (carlos)

Disease. Filth. Waste. Crime. Brutality. What’s There To Like? (solin) There’s Brutality On Olympus. (arik) True. But I Hate Humanity As Much As I Hate The Gods. Both Groups Are Selfish Bastards Bent On Destroying Everything Around Them. They Were Given A Perfect World And Rather Than Enjoy It, They’d Rather Destroy It And Each Other. Excuse Me If I Don’t Look At Them With Love In My Eyes But Rather Scorn In My Heart. (solin)

Laugh It Up, Asshole. But She Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest, And I Intend To Belly Roll Tonight ~tabitha

Why Would You Train An Instrument Of Destruction? (jericho) We All Choose Our Destinies. Our Birth Doesn’t Dictate Our Future Unless We Allow It. (acheron)

Honey, You Need To Get Laid. (selena) Why Don’t You Speak A Little Louder, Lanie? I Don’t Think The Guys In Canada Were Able To Hear You. (grace) Oh, I Don’t Know. They’re Probably Headed South Even As We Speak. (waiter)

Please Tell Me The Cave Just Had A Little Indigestion. (kat)

Hey!" Sam Snapped, Ducking The Sticky Shrapnel. "keep Your Snot To Yourself." Dev Scoffed At That. "oh, So Now You Don't Want To Touch Me, Huh?" He Tsked. "what Is It With Women? The Instant You Put A Little Slime On Them, They Get Squeamish And Have No More Use For You.

Well, I Guess I’m Just Not As Special As You Are. (urian) No One Knows Their True Mettle Until It’s Been Tested. This Is Yours. Whether You Pass Or Fail Is Entirely Up To You. I Can’t Tell You What To Do, But I Know Where I’ll Be Tonight. (acheron)

This Can’t Be Happening. It’s Just Not Possible. (cassandra) Oh, Well, Let’s Not Have Reality Intrude Now, Shall We? I Mean, Hey, You’re A Mythological Being Descended From Mythological Beings And You’re In The House Of An Immortal Guardian No Human Can Remember Five Minutes After They Leave His Presence. Who’s To Say That You Can’t Get Pregnant In A Dream By Him? What? We’re Jumping Into The Realm Of Reality Now? (katra)

Ah, You Fight Like A Sissy Demon. (takeshi) Sissy Demon? Have You Ever Met A Sissy Demon? (savitar) I Killed Three This Morning. (takeshi)

Don’t Worry. I Won’t Send You Off Without Warning. Just Stand There And Be Awed By My Beauty. It’s The Safest Mode Around Me. (savitar)

It's The Lack Of Humanity In The Human Psyche That Haunts Me. The Hypocrisy. How People As A Group Can Take Something Like Tolerance And Contort It Into A New Form Of Intolerance And Conformity. The Way Humanity Can Justify Any Kind Of Evil.

Can You Take Human Form In Daylight? (talon) Obviously So. Ever Tried To Answer A Phone Without Opposable Thumbs? (vane)

Sorrow Spares No One, And Scars Respect No Person.

I Love You, Baby. And I Want You To Stay With Me. Always. (devyn) Believe Me, There’s No Place Else I’d Rather Be. (alix) Me, Either, But I Would Rather We Be Naked. (devyn)

I Don't Suffer From My Insanity -- I Enjoy Every Minute Of It.

I Hate You! (artemis) Oh, Please Don’t Get My Hopes Up. You Almost Gave Me A Hard-on With That Thought. At Least Tell Me This Time Your Hatred Will Last More Than Five Minutes. (acheron)

What? Was He Raised In A Barn? Didn’t He Ever Learn How To Close A Door? Amateur Shape-shifters…no Manners Whatsoever.” – Sasha “do We Need To Get You A Midol Before We Go?” – Sundown “i’m Not That Easy To Soothe, Cowboy. My Peeves Are On A Cellular Level.” – Sasha

Yeah, Well, To Hear You Talk, Most Men Should Come With Warning Labels. (she Lifted Her Hands Up To Frame Her Next Statement.) Attention, Please, Psycho Alert. Me, He-man, Am Prone To Nasty Mood Swings, Lengthy Pouts, And Possess The Ability To Tell A Woman The Truth About Her Weight Without Warning. (selena)

You Might Wanna Rethink That, Boy. 'cause If I'm Going To Get Sued For Offensively Touching You, I'm Going To Make It Worth My While.

Oh, This I Have To See. I Love It When You Go For The Vernacular. Jugular.

Hey!" Caleb Snapped As He Realized Nick Was About To Lock Him On The Outside With Their Attackers. He Pushed The Door Open And Glared At Him. "no Man Left Behind." Nick Scoffed. "this Aint' The Army, Boy. It's Every Man For Himself. Fall Behind. Get Eaten

Why Do I Constantly Feel As If All Of You Are Speaking A Foreign Language? What Is ‘grabbing A Burger At The Hard Rock’ Supposed To Mean? (julian) The Hard Rock Café Is A Restaurant. (grace) You Eat At A Place That Advertises Its Food Is Hard As A Rock? (julian)

Mistakes Don't Have To Define Us. They're How We Learn And Grow. They Show Us Who And What We Don't Want To Be. It's Why They're Mistakes.

May The Gods Have Mercy On Whoever Pisses Them Off, Because Zarek And Jericho Will Have None For Them. (madoc) You’d Better Be Glad I’m Flattered By That. Otherwise I’d Gut You. (zarek) Ditto. (jericho)

Someone Please Tell Me That We’re Not Seriously Having A Friggin’ Debate Over The Genius Of ‘karma Chameleon’ At Seven O’clock In The Morning? (xypher)

I’m Sorry, You Just Remind Me Of Someone. (rose) Old Boyfriend? (gallagher) No, My Great-grandfather. (rose) That’s Not Particularly Flattering. I Thought I Looked Rather Good For My Age. (gallagher)

What Are You? (danger) Well, Had You Listened Before You Stabbed Me, You Would Have Heard The ‘i’m Acheron’s Squire’ Part. Apparently That Somehow Escaped Your Hearing And You Mistook Me For A Pin Cushion. (alexion)

I’ll Wait Out Here Until The Two Of You Are Finished. Just Call Out If You Need Anything. Like A Priest, Cop, Or Lion Tamer. (aimee)

Yes, And For The Record, He Thinks You’re Insane, Too. (otto) Oh, Goodie. But I Guess That’s Only Fair Since I Think He’s Psychotic. (susan)

If Wishes Were Horses, Even Beggars Would Ride. (dark-hunter)

No Offense, But I’m Getting Stir-crazy. Can We Please Go Downstairs And Hang In The Bar Or Do Anything That Keeps Me From Sitting Here Bored Out Of My Mind While The Three Of You Watch Me Grow Eyebrow Hair? I Mean Really, I Am Fine. I’m Not Going To Spontaneously Combust Or Do Anything Else Freaky. Promise. (tory)

It’s Been A Whole Day Since I Last Killed Someone, And I’m Getting Antsy. (maxis)

Well, I Should Like A Plan That Doesn’t Result In The Death Of My Heir. (eli) Would A Good Maiming Be Considered Over-the-top? (varyk)

You Told Me There Wouldn’t Be Any Rod Serling Voice-overs, Yet Here I Am In The Middle Of A Twilight Zone Episode. Oh, And Let Me Guess The Title Of It, Night Of The Terminally Stupid! (channon)

Are You Always This Random? (jericho) Mostly. It Really Irritates Noir. Which Is Just An Added Bonus For Me. At Least So Long As I Can Outrun Him. (asmodeus) Add Me To That List Of People You Annoy. (jericho) Oh. You’re Not Going To Singe My Testicles Over It, Are You?! (asmodeus) No Plans To. (jericho) Good. We Can Be Friends, Then. (asmodeus)

Remember, Nick, There Are Only Two People In The Universe I Care For…and You’re Not One Of Them. (savitar)

What Are You, A Baby? Jeez, If You’re Going To Kill Humans, The Least You Could Do Is Learn To Die With Some Dignity. (wulf)

So You Guys Fought Some Daimons, Huh? Wish I Could. Wulf Goes Nuts If I Even Pick Up A Butter Knife. (chris)

Black Belt In Akihito. (amanda) Any Other Time, I'd Kiss You For That. (kyrian)

It’ll Probably Be Brutal, Too. They Might Even Feed You To The Dog. He Doesn’t Have A Dog. Yeah, Well, He Might Get One Just To Feed You To It. She’d Never Been The Kind Of Person To Let Something As Ridiculous As Rational Logic Interfere With Her Fear.’ (alix)

How Could One Sentence Uttered In Anger Cause So Much Damage? But Then Words Were The Most Powerful Thing In The Universe. Cuts And Bruises Always Healed, But Words Spoken In Anger Were Most Often Permanent. They Didn’t Damage The Body, They Destroyed The Spirit. (acheron)

Look, I Promise I’m Not Psychotic. Eccentric And Idiosyncratic, But Not Psychotic. (sebastian) I’ll Bet The Prisons Are Full Of Men Who Have Told Women That. (channon)

Sway’s An Idiot Who Didn’t Order Them When We Used Up The Last Bunch. (vik) Isn’t That Your Job? (devyn) No. I’m The Sub-idiot. Sway’s Head Idiot Because The Company Refuses To Deal With Mechas. Since I’m Not Organic, They Think I Can’t Pay. (vik) Thanks, Vik. (devyn) Ever My Pleasure To Irritate You, Sir. (vik)

Yeah, I Know, But Word Came From Artemis Herself That She Wanted Him Here. Looks Like We’re Having A Psycho Reunion This Week…oh Wait, It’s Mardi Gras. Duh. (talon)

I'm Not People, I Only Eat Them.

He Made A Sound Of Disgust In The Back Of His Throat. "oh Thank You So Much. That's What Every Man Wants To Hear About His Name. You Might As Well Call Me 'little Pecker' While You're At It And Tell Me You Would Love To Have Me Go Shopping With You For Feminine Hygiene Products. Oh And By All Means, Carry A Big, Sparkling Pink Bag With Flowers On It And Make Me Hold It.

Can You Just Saw His Arm Off While We're Here And Get Me Loose? (amanda) I Could Do That, But He Needs His More. I'd Cut Yours Off Before I Did His. (tate) Oh, Great, What Are You, His Igor? (amanda) Wrong Movie, Igor Was Frankenstein's Flunky. Renfield Is The One You're Thinking Of, And No, I'm Not Renfield. Name's Tate Bennett. Parish Coroner. (tate)

You Smoke? (randy) Only When I’m On Fire. (steele) I Don’t Appreciate Your Humor, Mr. Steele. (randy) I’m An Acquired Taste. (steele)

We’re Screwed. (nick) Screwed Blue And Tattooed. (acheron)

I Swear, Kat, You Drive Like You’re Playing A Video Game. (cassandra) Yeah, Yeah. Wanna See The Ray Gun I Have Under The Hood To Zap Them If They Don’t Get Out Of My Way? (katra)

You Have Twenty-four Hours, Horseguy, To Kill Your Betrayer Any Way You See Fit And To Take Your Revenge. Make Them Count. Oh, And Know That You Can’t Let Daylight Touch You. If You Do…well, You Don’t Want To Die Without Your Soul. It’s Highly Unpleasant. Sometime In The Next Few Days, A Man Named Acheron Parthenopaeus Will Find You And Teach You Everything You Need To Know About Being A Dark-hunter. If You’re Smart, You’ll Listen To Him. Welcome To The Madness.” – Artemis

You Love Her. (shanus) I Barely Know Her. (wulf) Time Has No Meaning To The Heart. (shanus)

The Most Beautiful Heart Of All Is The One That Can Still Love Even While It Bleeds, And Especially After Its Been Broken Into Thousands Of Pieces.

Life Is A Tapestry Woven By The Decisions We Make.

Decisions We Make

Aren't You An Enigma Wrapped In A Thick Coating Of Contradictions.

And Neither Do I, Asshole. (wren) Wow. Multiple Syllables And A Whole Sentence From The Tiger. Who’d Have Ever Thought It? Whoever She Was, She Must Have Had A Lot Of Talent To Make You Speak. Next Thing You Know, She’ll Have The Dead Walking. Quick, Call A Dark-hunter. I’m Sure Some Of Them Would Like Another Resurrection. (dev)

Sweetie, In Our World, Fair’s Got Nothing To Do With Anything. He Who Has The Greatest Power Wins. It’s Why We’re All Willing To Kill Each Other Off Without Flinching. (solin)

Fang Let Out A Low Whistle. "anyone Know That Amazons Could Ride A Giant Bird?" Ethon Gave Him A Duh Stare. "those Of Us Who Fought Them, Yeah, We Know. How You Think They Keep Kicking Our Asses?" "cause You're Pansies. Everyone Knows That.

Anyone Can Battle For Pride, Power, Vanity, Greed, Or Hate, But War Should Always Be Approached With An Equal Measure Of Wisdom And Strength. It's Not Just Enough To Know When To Fight, But To Know When To Lay Down The Sword And Negotiate. Not Everything In The World Is Worth Fighting For.

Julian Dipped His Head To Her Ear Where He Nuzzled Her Neck. “i Will Love You Forever,” He Whispered.

You Are So Vicious. (tee) Hence The Nickname. (syd) You Know It’s Bad When You Make Me Look Like Glinda The Good Witch, Right? (tee) Just Call Me Elphaba. But Don’t Drop A House On Me, ‘kay? (syd)

Could You Please Stop With The Beating? (kat) He’s Being Punished. Hello? This Is Tartarus, Remember The Purpose Of This Part Of The Underworld? We’re Not Really Warm And Fluffy Over Here. (hades)

Akri Hides From No One. He Don’t Need To. Anyone Hurt My Akri, I Eat Them. (simi)

And I Can’t Let You Out Of Here Until I Know What Your Plans Are. (kat) To Stop The Annihilation Of Mankind And The Earth. It’s A Simple Plan, Really, But An Important One. Can I Go Now? (sin)

She Thinks I’m A Drug Dealer. (chris) ‘the Most “illegal” Thing The Boy Had Ever Done Was To Walk Past A Salvation Army Santa Claus, Once, Without Dropping Money Into The Kettle.’ (wulf)

You Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Oak Tree, Didn’t You? (acheron)

It's Like Trying To Train An Add Cat In A Mouse Factory.

It’s Entirely Up To You, Artie. He Lives Or Dies By Your Word. (acheron) No, Akri! Don’t Ask Her That. She Never Let Me Have No Fun. She A Mean Goddess! (simi)

Fine. I’m A Skotos (xypher) That Means What? You Have Toe Jam? (simone)

The Way To Overcome The Angry Man Is With Gentleness, The Evil Man Goodness, The Miser With Generosity, And The Liar With Truth. (indian Proverb) It Sounds Good, Doesn’t It? If Only People And Life Were That Effing Easy. Trust Me, It Takes More Than A Friendly Biscuit To Tame A Hungry Lion. And It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It’s War. (savitar)

Uh-huh. You Know With That Sinister Tone You Should Look Into Working For The Irs. I’m Sure They’re Desperate For People Who Can Cow Others With A Single Growl. (susan)

Oh, Yeah, Insanity Ran Deep In The Roots Of That Family Tree.’ (talon)

I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House? " - Tabitha

My Niceness Has A Very Low Threshold And That Little Girl Just Sucked It Dry, So Don’t Push Me, Olympain. I Don’t Want So Much As A Single Atlantean Stone Overturned. Guard It With Your Life Because The Next Time I Come Here, That’s The Price I’m Going To Demand For Your Incompetence. (zt) Nice Talking To You, Zt. I So Look Forward To Your Visits. Next Time We’ll Do Pastries, ‘kay? (kat)

Don't Worry, Otto. I'm An Acquired Taste. Most Of My Best Friends Had To Know Me For Years Before They Could Even Stand My Presence. I'm Like Mold, I Usually Grow On You Very Slowly. (tabitha)

We’re Not That Strong Anymore. (hades) Oops, Guess I Screwed Up. Inability To See The Consequences Of Our Thoughtless Acts Must Run In The Family. So Much For My Father Being A God Of Prophecy, Huh? (stryker)

Now You’re Thinking Like Me. A Little Eye-gouging, Some Slit Nostrils…i Could Seriously Get Into That. (acheron)

Are We Even Now? Or Do You Want To Rape My Body As Much As You’ve Raped My Soul? (acheron)

Don’t Be Stupid, Jess.” – Abigail “brains Don’t Exactly Run In My Family. Suicidal Lunacy, On The Other Hand…” – Sundown

You Two Go And Have Fun. I Have Plenty Of Stuff Here To Entertain Me With. Plato Rocks! (tory)

Don’t Worry If I Lay My Head Back And Start To Snore While We’re Flying. It’s Normal. I’m Just Here In Case Jake Has A Stroke And Dies. (tony)

People Started Down The Road With Good Intentions, But The Moment The Road Became Rough Or Difficult, They'd Abandon It.

Good Intentions

Where Did You Find An Andarion? I’ve Never Seen One On Gouran Before. Aren’t You Afraid To Be With Him? (sales Woman) Why No, I’m Not Afraid. He’s Already Had His Daily Feeding. (kiara) What Do You Feed Him? (sales Woman) Babies. Lots And Lots Of Babies. (kiara)

When Someone Is Drowning And You Try To Save Them, They're More Likely To Drown You Before You Pull Them Out.

Let Me Out Of Here, Katra. Now. (sin) I Can't. (kat) Then I Hope You Can Live With The Death Of Humanity On Your Conscience. I’ll Just Sit Myself Over Here Until It’s Over. You Got Any Good Dvds I Can Watch? It’ll Help Drown Out The Screams For Mercy. Especially From The Kids. Those Are Always The Hardest To Ignore. (sin)

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

But It’s Like Cherise Says, The Hardest Ones To Love Are Always The Ones Who Need It Most. (aimee)

You Can’t. He Has It Shielded. Besides, He’s A God And Can Be A Nasty One If You Upset Him. You Try Popping Into Any Place Where His Beloved Wife Is And You’ll Get Fried Faster Than Chicken At Kfc. He Doesn’t Have A Sense Of Humor When It Comes To Her. So Wipe The Frown Off Your Face Before You Hurt Her Feelings And Get Gutted For It. (phobos)

Sasha Growled Low In His Throat. "send The Wolf To Watch Them," He Mocked In Falsetto. His Nostrils Flared. "i Swear Z, If I Live, I'm Going To Rip That Damned Goatee Off Your Face And Stick Your Shaving Cream In The Fridge.

Now Leave. (adron) Why Would I Want To Do That? I Mean, Heaven Forbid I Should Be Around Someone Who Actually Likes Me. It’s So Much More Fun To Be Here With You Insulting My Manhood And Questioning My Parentage Every Five Seconds. (tiernan)

Can’t You Nudge Her Into Submission? (taryn) Are You Kidding? As Stubborn As She Is? I’d Fry My Brain Trying. (sphinx)

Does Fang Have An Off Switch? Talon Asked Vane.

You Were Overwhelmed By My Desire? What Planet Are You From? (geary To Arik) Moronia. Every Full Moon They Teleport The Morons To Earth And Let Them Loose. Consider This Your First Encounter. (solin)

You’re The One Who Unleashed Him. (savitar) Yeah, Well, Let’s Move On From The Blame Game. I Was Having Suicidal Thoughts And It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time. In Retrospect, Not So Much. (stryker)

Look At His Hair. He Looks Like His Father. (cassandra) He Has Your Lungs. (wulf) Oh, Please! (cassandra) Trust Me. Every Apollite Here Knows That My Parents Were Unmarried At My Birth, And That If You Survive The Night, You Plan On Making Me A Eunuch. (wulf)

And This Atlantean Destroyer Is Now Leading The Daimons And Sending Them Out To Battle Against Acheron, Who Is Just Using Us And The Humans As Cannon Fodder To Protect Himself? Really, Kyros, Put Down The Crack Pipe...or Go Write Children’s Fantasy Novels. I’ll Bet You Even Know Exactly Who Conspired To Kill Kennedy, Huh? I’m Sure The Money From D.b. Cooper Is What Financed Your Stunning Collection Of Furniture. (danger)

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