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You Know It Doesn’t Work That Way, T. I Have To Be Touching The Body Or Something That Belonged To The Victim. Photos Only Give Me A Paper Cut…and The Willies. (simone)

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You Know It Doesn’t Work That Way, T. I Have To Be Touching The Body Or Something That Belonged To The Victim. Photos Only Give Me A Paper Cut…and The Willies. (simone)

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Do You Want My Input Or Is This Just An Angry Tirade You Need To Vent? (acheron) Both! (kat) Okay, You Rant And I’ll Add My Comments At The End. (acheron)

Unfortunately, The Heart Played Its Own Tune, And It Was Deaf To What The Head Tried To Tell It.’ – Abigail

How Old Are You?” – Nick “that Many Zeros And You Just Get Tired Of Counting.” – Caleb

Do It, And I’ll Rip Your Heart Out And Feed It To Your Friend. (julian)

You Travel With A Whetstone On Your Arm? (kiara) You Don’t Ever Want To Kill Someone With A Dull Knife. It Takes Too Long To Sever Their Arteries, Or Puncture Organs, And It Makes It Even Messier Than Normal. (nykyrian)

To Infinity Then. (bubba) What’s That Mean? (nick) It’s Something My Dad Used To Say When I Was A Kid. To Infinity, Meaning You’d See Something Through To The End. (bubba) Infinity Is Never-ending. (nick) That’s Right, Which Means You Keep Going And Going No Matter What Happens Or What Obstacles You Meet. Over, Under, Around Or Through. There’s Always A Way. And If You Have To Chase Something To Infinity, Strap On Your Big-boy Pants, Hiking Boots, And Go. (bubba)

Here You’re Just A Person…one With A Life Force That Can Feed Us All. (misery) Baby, I’m Not Worth The Indigestion. Trust Me. (fang)

If You Don’t Live Though And Drop Dead From It, Can The Simi Eat You? Akri Says The Simi Can’t Eat No Living People, But He Never Said No Doubt Them Newly Dead People. Maybe That’s Why He Don’t Let Me Near Them Fresh Dead. (simi)

Forgotten History. You, However, Are My Present. (varyk) Oh, Goody. Do I Have To Wear A Bow? (fang)

You Asked My Opinion And I Gave It. Of Course You Have To Remember That If I’d Been On The Island With Gilligan, He’d Have Been Killed Ten Minutes Into The First Episode. Where I Come From, Incompetence And Stupidity Are Reasons For Justifiable Homicide. (varyk)

You Touch Her, And I Will Take That Dagger At Your Side And Cut Your Heart Out With It. (julian)

You'd Be Surprised How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubies.

If Brute Force Doesn't Work, You Aren't Using Enough

So Help Me, I Won’t Rest Until I Bathe In Your Entrails! (apollymi)

Her New Powers Surging, She Went To Have A Long Overdue Come-to-jesus Talk With The Goddess. (tory)

I Like That Zarek. He Quality People! He Even Gave Me A Can Opener So I Don’t Have To Use My Fangs. I Like That. Metal Is Hard On The Teeth. Pork And Beans Popsicle. Yummy! My Favorite! (simi)

Did You Do That? (simone) Sometimes My Powers Work. Sometimes They Don’t. Looks Like This Time They Did. Yea, Us. (xypher)

You Dare To Stand With My Enemy? (stryker) Against You, Father, I’d Stand With Mickey Mouse. (urian)

Or More Precisely, Is There Anything I Can Do For You, Ma’am? (waiter) ‘how About A Bag For My Head, Or A Stick To Beat Lanie With?’ (grace)

What If There Is No Dirt On Merjack? Oh, I Can Answer This One. (omari Raised His Hand Like He Was In A Classroom, Then Dropped It To His Side.) We All Die. (omari) I Just Love Teenage Angst. By The Way, Chip, There Are Worse Things In Life Than Dying. (nero) Like What? (omari) Living As A Slave. (alix)

I Wish I Could Be Whole For You…i Wish I Could Hold You And Dance With You, Take You In My Arms And Make Love To You The Way I Want To. (adron) And I’m Just Grateful I Have You At All. It’s Not Your Body Or Face That I Love, Adron. It’s Your Heart, Your Soul, And Your Mind. (livia)

And You, Kibbles, Had Better Lay Off Me. One More Growl And I Swear I’m Going To Geld You With A Spoon. (zarek)

No, It Was The Brutal Loss Of His Family That Haunted Him And For That Nykyrian Couldn’t Fault Him At All. Syn Had Been Put Through A Meat Grinder By Life. The Fact That Man Could Still Get Up And Make It Through A Day Without Blowing His Brains Out Amazed Him.’ (nykyrian)

A Little Bloodthirsty, Isn’t It? (kim) Given What They Did To Tory, I’m Thinking A Quick Death Is Merciful. Not To Mention They Ruined One Of My Favorite Jackets And Totaled My Bike. (acheron) Well, Let’s Just Torture Then Bomb The Bastards. How Dare They! (pam)

Not To Mention, We’re Using You For Bait. (syn) Are You That Drunk? (nykyrian) What? I Wasn’t Supposed To Tell Her That? (syn) I’m Bait? (kiara) No, You’re Not Bait. Ignore The Alcoholic Whose View Of Reality Is Distorted By His Brain-damaged Hallucinations. (nykyrian)

There’s No Reason For You To Know All That About Me. My Memories Have Never Served Good To Anyone. (acheron)

Yeah, You Were Doing A Real Bang-up Job Of It. I Particularly Liked The Way You Were Bruising His Fists With Your Face. A Few Minutes More And I’m Sure Your Heart Would Have Been On The Attack...after It Was Ripped From Your Chest. (kat)

I Am The God Apostolos. The Harbinger Of Telikos. The Final Fate Of All. Beloved Son Of Apollymi The Great Destroyer. My Will Makes The Will Of The Universe. [apostolos / Acheron Parthenopaeus]

You Don't Believe In Love, Do You?" - "i Think It Exists. I Just Don't Think It Will Ever Exist For Me.

Believe In Love

For The Moment, He's Off Plotting His Igoresque Revenge. I Don't Know About You, But I Have This Image Of Him Rubbing His Hands Together And Laughing Like Dexter From Dexter's Laboratory. (kyrian)

Ash Sarcastically Rang An Invisible Bell With His Hand. "ding, Ding, Ding. Give That Boy A Tropphy.

Every Time I Think That It’s Not Worth It – That The People In It Deserve The Misery Of Their Lives – I Come Across Someone Who Makes Me Rethink That.

Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six

Oh No, Hon We Were Too Late. Tiger-boy Done Pissed Down The Wrong Honey Tree And Got All The Bees, Or In This Case, Bears, Going Wild. (fury)

Is The Life You Seek To Take Worth The One You Could One Day Create? (savitar)

Life Only Has The Value A Person Gives It. If I Killed You Here And Now, Yours Would Be Worthless And No One Would Mourn You. Is That Really What You Want? (sin) I Don’t Own My Life. It Means Nothing To Me. (kish) Then It Means Nothing To Anyone. But If You Had Your Life Again, Would It Still Be Worthless? (sin)

So Let Me See If I Got Everything Straight … This … Means That We Are Somehow Meant To Be Husband And Wife. But If I Refuse You, You Spend The Rest Of Your Life Impotent And Alone? But I, On The Other Hand, Am Free To Live My Life However I See Fit?” He Nodded. “it Really Sucks To Be You, Doesn’t It?

Wolves Don’t Socialize With Humans. You Guys Tend To Freak Out When You Learn What We Are. Not To Mention, Your Females Are Rather Frail. I Don’t Like Having To Hold Back For Fear Of Bruising Or Killing My Partner When I Mate. (vane) And People Think I Speak My Mind. Jeez. You Will Just Say Anything, Won’t You? (sunshine)

Um, Dr. Alexander, There’s A Couple Out Here Who Say They’re Related To You. They…um…they’re Biker People. (nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila The Hun Here That We’re Okay So We Can Come And Ooh And Aah Over The Babies. (eros)

Victory To The Spider. Patience Wins The Day. And Today My Patience Ends. (apollymi)

And I Can’t Let You Out Of Here Until I Know What Your Plans Are. (kat) To Stop The Annihilation Of Mankind And The Earth. It’s A Simple Plan, Really, But An Important One. Can I Go Now? (sin)

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Aimee-"if Someone's Possessed By A Demon, How Do You Get The Demon Out?" Xedrix-"call A Priest.

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Because If I Don’t, Fang Will Die. (aimee) Are You High? (dev) No. (aimee) C’mon, Aim, Admit It. Heavy Amounts Of Drugs Are Involved Here. (dev)

Oh, Hello, Me Lovely, We Haven’t Met. Asmodeus, Demon Extraordinaire, At Your Service. Any Service You May Require, Especially Those That Involve Nudity And Adjoining Body Parts Joining Other People’s Body Parts. (asmodeus)

You Punk Asshole. What Was This? A Game For You? This Is My Life’s Work You Just Annihilated And For What? Shits And Giggles? Or Was This Nothing More Than A Fraternity Prank? Please Tell Me That You Didn’t Just Ruin My Integrity To Get Some Kind Of Drinking Points. This Is Something I’ve Been Working For Since Before You Were Born. How Dare You Make A Mockery Of Me. I Hope To God That One Day Someone Degrades You Like This So That You’ll Know, Just Once In Your Spoiled Pompous Life, What Humiliation Feels Like! (tory)

He Says He’d Rather Be Dead Than Leave Me. According To Him, We’re Family. I Guess That Makes Me The Psycho Uncle No One Wants To Talk To. And He’s The Kid With Only Imaginary Friends For Company. ‘normal’ Rockwell, Here We Come. (jared)

We Don’t Have To Do This. I Can Fight Coyote. We Have The Ability To Defeat Him.” – Sundown “are You Out Of Your Effing Mind? Hello? Where Have You Been For The Last Two Days? I Want Whatever Screwed-up Glasses You’re Looking Through. ’cause From Where I’ve Been Standing, We’ve Been Getting Our Asses Seriously Kicked Around The Block. Up A Few Stairs And Down Again.” – Sasha

It Wasn’t A Gun Wound. I Just Fell. (zarek) No Offense, But You’d Have To Fall Of Mount Everest To Have Those Kinds Of Wounds. (astrid) Yeah, Maybe Next Time I’ll Remember To Take My Climbing Gear With Me. (zarek)

I Want To Hate You, But I Can’t Even Stay Mad At You. (jericho) You Know, I Think You’re More In Need Of Lessons On How To Seduce Than I Am. Why Don’t You Call Me Fat And Ugly While You’re At It? (delphine)

What Kind Of Life Have You Lived Little One? Where Fair Has Anything To Do With It? Life And Death Just Are. Fair Has Nothing To Do With It.

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Sorry. I Have Technical Difficulties Making It Through A Room Without Bumping Into Something. Thank God My Clumsiness Is Only Restricted To The Ground. I’d Probably Kill Myself Diving If I Was This Bad Underwater. (tory)

Wake Up, Astrid. Your Psychotic Criminal Is Playing With Knives. (sasha)

Trust No One At Your Back Unless You Want Them To Bury A Knife In It.’ (syn)

Don’t Move, And Breathe Only If You Have To. (caleb)

Relax, Phyra. I’d Be More Concerned If He Were In Here With My Son Than With My Daughter. The Biggest Threat He Poses Is He Might Want To Borrow Her Shoes. (stryker)

What Good Was Owning The World When He’d Have No Choice Except To Defend Himself Against Every Person In It? Personally, He’d Rather Be A Beggar With One True Friend Than A Prince Surrounded By Two-faced Assassins.’ (aiden)

The Slightest Stirring In The Air Can Set A Hurricane In Motion A Thousand Miles Off. (acheron)

You Two Go And Have Fun. I Have Plenty Of Stuff Here To Entertain Me With. Plato Rocks! (tory)

I Would Never Have Written It Without You. (erin) And I Would Never Have Lived Without You. (v'aiden)

Well, I Should Like A Plan That Doesn’t Result In The Death Of My Heir. (eli) Would A Good Maiming Be Considered Over-the-top? (varyk)

Hard To Argue With A Woman, Period. Only Time A Man Wins With One Of Them Is When The Woman Is Either On Tv Or Dead. (jack)

I Have More Important Things To Do Anyway. I Have A Hangnail That Needs My Attention. (dev)

Humans Aren’t A Protected Class. (acheron) Really? (jaden) Yeah. Savitar Shares Your ‘all Humans Are Vermin’ Mind Set. (savitar)

And You Haven’t Been Betrayed Yet, Nick. You Don’t Know What That’s Like. What It Does To You. The Scars It Leaves That Never Fade. (ambrose)

I’m Going. But Before I Do, Let Me Congratulate All Of You On Your Stupidity. (fury)

Hi, Mom…yes, I Know My Heart Rate’s Dangerously Elevated. That Sound? I’m Being Shot At, Ma. Gotta Go Now. Love You Much. Hugs And Kisses. (devyn)

Look. Let’s Just Say He’s In Tabitha’s Line Of Work. Okay? (selena) Ladies’ Lingerie? He Hardly Looks The Type To Sell That. (sunshine)

Athena Came To Stand By Her Side. She Reached Out And Ran A Light Touch Over The Read Wrap. 'nice Dress." Grace Frowned In Disbelief. 'they're Fighting To The Death And You're Admiring My Clothes?' Athena Laughed. 'trust Me, I Pick My Generals Well. Priapus Doesn't Stand A Chance.

Sundown- When The Sun Must Make Peace With The Moon And For A Few Brief Moments, The Two Touch In Mutual Friendship And Respect. Perfect Balance Between The Light And Dark. A Time For Reflection And For Preparation.

We’re Screwed. (nick) Screwed Blue And Tattooed. (acheron)

Tell Him What? Kat’s A Raging Nymphomaniac. (kytara) Tara! (kat) Oh, All Right. She’s So Bland She Makes Plain Toast Look Spicy. (kytara)

I Just Love The Gifts You Bring Me For Lunch. Other Girls Get Diamonds. Me? I Get Mayhem And Blood – And All Before Noon. Thanks, Tate. (simone)

Things Are Always Given To Us When We Need Them... You Just Have To Decide If You're Strong Enough, Brave Enough, To Seize It And Make It Yours. (acheron)

Not Half As Much As I’d Miss Me If You Killed Me. (he Blinked Like A Girl And Leaned Against Ash’s Shoulder.) Please Don’t Hurt Me, Ash. Please. I Don’t Want To Die While I’m Still A Virgin. At Least Let Me Get Laid Before You Kill Me – Which According To My Mom I Can’t Do Until I’m Married And I Can’t Do That Until I Finish College. So You Have To Wait A Good Ten Years Before You Snuff Me. Deal? (nick)

I Do Have Some Leftover Chicken And Pasta. (grace) And Wine?...that’s Acceptable (julian) Look, Buster, I’m Not Your Cooking Wench. Mess With Me And I’ll Feed You Alpo. (grace)

Alright, Macho Babe Boy, I'm Not Some Little Ditz To Bat My Eyelashes At The Buff Stud In Black Leather. Don't Try Your He-man Tactics With Me. I'll Have You Know, In My Office, I'm Known As The Ball-breaker. (amanda)

What’s In That Backpack, By The Way? You’re Always Guarding It Like It Holds National Security Secrets Or Something. (tory) Dirty Underwear. (acheron)

Oh No, If You Really Want To Be Wicked To Him, Nuke It First. (geary) Yeah, But Given His Reaction To The Cupcake, That Might Overload His Taste Buds With Pleasure And Kill Him. (tory)

There Was A Reason Why There Was Only A Single Stairway To Heaven, But An Entire Highway To Hell.

What Are You? (zarek) I’m A Nymph. (astrid) I Hope You Just Left An Important Syllable Off That Word, Princess. (zarek)

You Were Impaled? (delphine) You Know The Worst Part About Impalement? You Don’t Die Immediately. You Hang On Bleeding And Aching As The Spike Works Its Way Slowly Through Your Body Until It Pierces Some Major Organ. Pray To The Gods You Worship That You Never Know What That Feels Like. (jericho)

I Love You, Baby. And I Want You To Stay With Me. Always. (devyn) Believe Me, There’s No Place Else I’d Rather Be. (alix) Me, Either, But I Would Rather We Be Naked. (devyn)

I’m Just Trying To Imagine You In Flannel Pink Sock Monkey Pajamas. I’m Sure You Look Stunning In Pink. (damien) Actually, With His Skin Tone He Probably Does Look Really Good In It. I Would Definitely Say He’s An Autumn. (kish) That’s Summer, You Dweeb. (damien) I Find It Fascinating That You Two Women Know That Color Palettes For Clothes Have A Name. The Fact You Corrected Him Really Scares Me. (sin)

There Was Something About Ash That Made Every Hormone In Her Body Stand Up And Pant For More

Aren’t You A Little Old For Your Mom To Be Picking Out Your Clothes For You? Really? Shopping At The Children’s Place At Your Age? I’m Sure There’s Some Third-grader Dying To Know Who Bought The Last Navy I-sore Shirt. (nekoda)

This Is Getting Ugly.” – Abigail “like My Great-aunt’s Underpants.” – Sundown

A Court Of Equity Can Mould Interests Differently From A Court Of Law; And Can Give Relief In Cases Where A Court Of Law Cannot.

What Do You Mean You Live Someplace Where There Aren’t Any Humans? (danger) In A Realm Far Away From Here. (alexion) Is That Like In Star Wars? A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away? Want To Tell Me Where Your Tatooine Is Located? Is It Anywhere In This Universe? Near Toledo Maybe? The One In Ohio Or Spain? I’m Not Picky. Can I Mapquest It? (danger)

Charonte Are Guarding A Dimme? Is The World Coming To An End And I Missed The Memo? (stryker)

You Need To Modulate That Unwarranted Ire, Buddy. I'm Not Your 'ho And You Ain't My Pimp

Should I Warm The Oven And Bake You A Batch Of Hero Cookies? - Zephyra

I Give You Points For Persistence, But You Lose A Few For Being Slow On The Uptake. (rae)

I Am Darkness. I Am Shadow. I Am The Ruler Of The Night. I, Alone, Stand Between Mankind And Those Who Would See Mankind Destroyed. I Am The Guardian. The Soulless Keeper. Neither Human, Nor Apollite, I Exist Beyond The Realm Of The Living, Beyond The Realm Of The Dead. I Am The Dark-hunter. And I Am Eternal…unless I Find That One Pure Heart Who Will Never Betray Me. The One Whose Faith And Courage Can Return My Soul To Me And Bring Me Back Into The Light. (dark-hunter Creed)

If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m Not Happy With The Way All This Went Down Any More Than You Are. But Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right. (acheron)

Okay, I’m Dreaming. Hallucinating. Brought On By Stress. I Had A Hard Day Today And This Is My Mind Trying To Protect Itself From…from Stuff. Lots Of Stuff. (geary) (arik, Trieg, And Zt Stare At Geary.) Oh, Like I’m Any Less Sane Than The Three Of You Just Because I Talk To Myself. (geary)

You Want Something To Drink?” – Nick “human Blood Would Be Fabulous. But Since I Doubt You’re Donating, Let Me Suffer For A Minute Longer.” – Caleb

We Got Latched Together And I Was Hoping You Could Separate Us? (amanda) They Were Made By Your Stepfather. Any Chance You Have A Key Lying Around? (kyrian) I Guess I Shouldn't Be Surprised. At Least This Time She's Not An Amazon Princess With An Irate Mother Demanding Parts Of Your Body Be Removed. Two Thousand Years Later, And You're Still Getting Into Unbelievable Messes. (julian)

And If You Eat Enough Of Those Souls, They Begin To Corrupt You Until You Become One Of Them. Everyone Knows That. (kat) Only If You’re Stupid. I’m Two Hundred Years Old And I Haven’t Turned Yet. You Just Have To Learn To Hum A Lot So You Don’t Hear Their Bullshit Echoing In Your Head. (damien)

One Of You Guys Is Going To Have To Feed The Vampiric Lawyer Some Blood And It Can’t Be Me. (caleb) Why? You Afraid Of A Little Bite? I’m Anemic. (nick) And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t That Knock Me Out Of The Running? (nick)

It Is Of Infinite Importance To The Public That The Acts Of Magistrates Should Not Only Be Substantially Good, But Also That They Should Be Decorous.

Don’t You Have A Girlfriend Or Family You’d Rather Be With? (geary) Only Solin, And Honestly, He’s Not This Soft. Even If He Was, It’d Be Gross. (arik)

"i'm At Your House?" Kody Asked."you Don't Have To Sound So Offended. I Do Have People Clean It, You Know?""sorry." She Sighed Wearily. "you Have No Idea How Confusing It Is To Wake Up In A Strange Place With No Idea How You Got There."caleb Laughed. "sure I Do. Happens To Me Frequently."she Rolled Her Eyes At His Frightening Lifestyle. "yes, But I Woke Up In This Bed Alone."

She’s My Wife. (stryker) Was. You Seem To Have Forgotten An Important Verb Tense. (zephyra)

Oh God, I Just Kissed A Vampire!" Oh Gods, I Just Kissed A Human!

Nick Cleared His Throat. “do Not … And I Mean Do … Not … Take This The Wrong Way, Okay?” He Wrapped His Arms Around Ash And Hugged Him. “i Will Always Be Your Brother,” He Whispered In Ash’s Ear. “and I Won’t Ever Hate You.

She Didn’t Hurt You? (acheron) Nope. I’m All Hunky-dory. (tory)

What’s Going On? (astrid) Not Much. Some Invincible Asshole Is Trying To Kill Me. (zarek)

The Hardest Part Of Living Is Making Peace With Your Past. Most Of All, It’s Making Peace With Yourself.

Don’t Worry About It. We’re Used To Being Told To Go Screw Ourselves. And That’s From The People Who Actually Like Us. You Should Hear What Our Enemies Say. (nykyrian)

Don’t Worry If I Lay My Head Back And Start To Snore While We’re Flying. It’s Normal. I’m Just Here In Case Jake Has A Stroke And Dies. (tony)

The Discussion Which Was Made By Luther, Melancthon, And The Other Persons Who Preceded The Reformation, Opened The Eyes Or The Public; And They Got Rid Of The Delusions Which Had Been Spread By The Pope Of Rome, And Emancipated Mankind From The Spiritual Tyranny They Were Under, And Brought About The Establishment Of That Religion Which We Now Enjoy In This Country.

Shut Up, Already. Just Once, Could I Get A Demon With No Vocal Cords? (anonymous) At Least They’re Not Puking On Us This Time. (wynter) Small Favor That. (anonymous)

No Daimon Gets Out Of Here Alive. (they Hit The Invisible Wall And Rebounded Off It.) Man. It Really Makes You Feel For The Bug On The Windshield, Doesn’t It? (acheron)

You Don’t Knock On The Devil’s Door, Boy, Unless You Want Him To Answer. (ravyn)

See... I Knew Baby Marissa Was Quality People, Look How She's Eating The Head Off The Red-headed Artemis Doll. Simi Need To Teach Her To Belch Fire, Then Introduce Her To The Real Heifer-goddess Herself(simi)

You Keep Talking Like That, Vane, And I Might Be Forced To Keep You.” “you Keep Looking At Me Like That, And I Just Might Let You.

I Find That Hard To Believe. Nothing Comes Free In This World. Ever. (sin) Then Get Up And Get Dressed. There’s The Door. I’m Sure You Know How To Use It. It’s A Really Simple Process. You Put One Foot In Front Of The Other, Turn The Knob, And Keep Going. (kat)

I Want My Fluff-fluff! (bob) Fluff-fluff… (zarek Looked Panicked.) (zarek)

I'm Not An Easy Lay, Alexion” He Actually Smiled A Real Smile At Her. It Was Charming And Unexpected. "i Am.

My People Never Dreamed Of A World Like This. Of Having So Much Without Backbreaking, Debilitating Work. And Yet For All The Physical Improvements, People Are Still People. They’re Killing Each Other To Get More To Prove A Point Only The Killer Understands. Still Brutalizing And Torturing Each Other Over Things That In Another Hundred Years Won’t Even Matter.

You Hurt Any Of Us Or Those We Love Again And So Help Me, I Won’t Stop Until I’ve Pulled You Into So Many Pieces, You’ll Think You’ve Been Through A Grinder. (fang)

My Father Is The Harbinger Of Death And Destruction. My Grandmother The Great Destroyer. My Mother Is The Goddess Of The Hunt. I Think I’ll Be Okay. (kat) Yeah, You Do Have The History Of Absolute Terror And Cruelty In Your Veins. (sin) Remember That If You Ever Come Between Me And My Chocolate Bar. (kat)

You’re Seriously Not Joking?” – Sundown “really? How Many More Times Are You Going To Ask Me That? I Could Be On A Beach Right Now With My Wife, Son, And Daughter, Baking In The Sun While They Frolic And Play. Am I? No. I’m Here, And I Want Nothing More Than To Yank You Around With Bullshit ’cause This Gets Me Off More Than My Wife Running In A Bikini.” – Zarek

There Can Be No Faith Without Doubt. No Strength Without Temptation. (rafael)

You Like Rock? Little Boy, I’m Not Your Friend. I’m Not Your Dark-hunter And I’m Not Your Friggin’ Date. You Only Speak To Me When I Ask You A Question. Otherwise You Keep Your Mouth Shut, Your Eyes Off Me, And You Might Live Long Enough To Get Me To The French Quarter. (zarek)

I Know Better Than To Get In Between Three Women Arguing. If You’ll Remember, The Whole Trojan War Started Over That. (wulf)

In Case You Haven’t Noticed, There’s Not A Plethora Of Engineers Here. (devyn) Plethora? What Kind Of Girl Word Is That? (sway)

I Am Glad That Though Someone Did Me Grossly Wrong My Final Mark On This World Is Not One Of Countering Hurt With More Hurt But Is One Of Love And Friendship. We Will Always Be Known By Our Actions. Let Them Always Be Good Ones.

Love And Friendship

Mind Control Won't Work On Those Who Are Really Hardheaded. You Know… Creatures Like You.

This Isn’t A Game, Human. Listen To The Skotos And Go. We’re Not Bound By The Laws Of The Oneroi. Killing Humans Is Nothing For Us. (dolophoni) Well, Aren’t You All Scary In Black. Ooo. What Are You Two Masquerading As? Evil Man And His Trusty Sidekick Bad Boy? (geary)

Ninety Percent Of Intelligence Was Knowing When To Shut Up.’ – Cherise

Fine, Just Don’t Eat My Mom, Okay? She’s Had A Bad Enough Life Without Becoming The Bride Of Dracula.” – Nick

So, Does This Make You Visibly Challenged? (nick) No, But If You Don’t Lay Off Me, I’m Going To Make You Breathing Impaired. (acheron)

Are You Calling Me Out? (varyk) I’m Calling You Slow. Not Out. (dev)

He Would Remember Their Kiss Forever. She Wouldn’t Recall Him At All.’ (wulf)

I Prefer Sidekick. I Tried Once For The Title Of Padawan, But Bubba Wigged Out Saying That Mentors Are Always Killed Off In Books And Movies And He’d Be Damned If He Was Going To Die Once He Taught Me Everything I Needed To Know About Killing Zombies. (mark) Then Why Let You Be His Sidekick? Isn’t That The Same Thing? (nick) Uh, No. In The Movies, The Sidekicks Are The Ones Who Die. (mark)

You Know, I've Walked This Earth For Over Eleven Thousand Years, My Lady. I Have Seen Things In My Life That Are Unimaginable To You, And You Ask Me If I Doubt You? Lady, I Doubt The Very Air You Breathe. (acheron)

You Have To Remember That What We’re Dealing With Here Are Sumerian Gallu Demons. The Next To The Lowest Form Of Demon On The Demon Food Chain. They’re Simple Demons Really. Lowly. You Know…morons. (jaden)

I’m A Professional Bodyguard. (leta) Yeah, Right. (aiden) Nope. All True. I Know Seventy-two Ways To Kill A Man And Sixty-nine Of Them Look Like An Accident. (leta)

I’m Here Because I Know The Sadness Inside You. I Know What It Feels Like To Wake In The Morning, Lost And Lonely And Aching For Someone To Be There With Me. (sebastian)

I Want Blood! Two Of Aksel’s Dogs Cornered Me Near Tondara. They Shot Me. Those Bastards Actually Shot A Hole In My Stabilizer The Size Of Mirala…aren’t You Going To Say Something? (syn) Were You Hurt? (nykyrian) No. (syn) Then Why Are You Having A Fit? (nykyrian) I Don’t Know, It Just Felt Right. You See Why I Don’t Like Being Sober? I Overreact Like An Old Woman. (he Opened His Flask, Then Slammed It Down On Nykyrian’s Desk.) Figures The Damned Thing Would Be Empty. (syn)

Hey, Boss? (vik) Not Now, Vik. (syn) Dude, Listen To The Metallic Life Form. (vik)

Want To Come Back To The Morgue With Me After Lunch? (tate) I Shudder At The Thought Of The Pickup Line You Must Have Used The Night You Met Lashonda. Come With Me, Baby, And See My Collection Of Stiffs. (simone)

I’d Rather Have My Eyes Gouged Out. (urian) If I Do That, Can The Simi Eat Them? (simi) You Have To Share If You Do! (xirena)

I’m So Sorry! Are You Okay? (shahara) Other Than The Fact That I Feel Like My Rib Just Punctured A Lung, Sure, I’m All Right. (syn)

What Can I Get You? (wulf) How About Someone Else To Have This Kid For Me? (cassandra)

Looks Like I Missed A Party. Good. I Wasn’t Really In The Mood To Off Demons This Evening. Haven’t Had My Coffee Yet. (jared) You Drink Coffee? (stryker) No, But It Was My Pathetic Attempt At Humor. (jared)

The Innocent Should Never Have To Suffer From The Battles Of Others. (valerius) I Know, But It Seems To Always Be The Case. (acheron) A Furore Infra, Libera Nos - Spare Us From The Fury Within. (valerius)

So What’s On The Agenda For Tonight? (danger) Migraine, Futility, Possible Death. Same As Every Night, I Guess. (alexion)

Your Father Abandoned Us. (zephyra) I Know. You’ve Told Me That Enough That It’s Permanently Seared Into My Brain. Still, He’s A Part Of Me And I’d Like To Have Closure. (medea) You Really Need To Stop Watching Oprah. (zephyra)

You Know The Beauty Of Driving One Of These? (wulf) No. (cassandra) You Can Swat A Daimon Like A Mosquito. (wulf) Well, Since They’re Both Bloodsucking Insects, I Say Go For It. (cassandra)

We Were Innocent Victims. (angelia) Yeah, And I’m The Tooth Fairy. (bride)

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

All Right, The Pendulum Isn’t Working. Sometimes You Need An Accelerant To Help It.” – Death “like Gasoline?” – Nick “yes, Nick. We’re Going To Set The Book And Your Pendulum On Fire And Then Use Them ’cause We’re Just That Intelligent.” – Death

Yeah, It’s Me, But I Like To Think I Looked Better When We Met. ‘cause Right Now, I’m Pretty Much Hogging All The Ugly. (nick)

And You Plan To Do This Alone? You Think A Lot Of Yourself, Don’t You Animal? (stone) Oh, Punk, Please. Believe Me, When Dealing With Wusses Like You Who Have To Gang Up On A Kid To Feel Powerful, I Don’t Need Any Help. (fang)

Disease. Filth. Waste. Crime. Brutality. What’s There To Like? (solin) There’s Brutality On Olympus. (arik) True. But I Hate Humanity As Much As I Hate The Gods. Both Groups Are Selfish Bastards Bent On Destroying Everything Around Them. They Were Given A Perfect World And Rather Than Enjoy It, They’d Rather Destroy It And Each Other. Excuse Me If I Don’t Look At Them With Love In My Eyes But Rather Scorn In My Heart. (solin)

Please Don’t Let It Be Another Cop. I’m Outta Bail Money. Wait A Minute…i Could Sell You On Ebay And Make A Killing. (mark) Not In My Current Condition. You’d Have To Sell Caleb Or Madaug. I’m Sure There’s Someone Willing To Buy Two Perfectly Good White Boys. (nick)

Relax, She’s Not Really Converting. (acheron) Look At Her! She’s Not Exactly Baking Cookies! (xypher)

Nick Rubbed His Hand Across His Face As He Tried To Make Sense Of Her Prattle. But That Was The Thing About Simi. She Seldom Made Sense.

I Think Infatuation Is Like A Garden. If Tended And Cared For, It Grows Into Love. If Neglected Or Abused It Dies. The Only Way To Have Eternal Love Is To Never Let Your Heart Forget What It's Like To Live Without It. -vane

He Walks In Daylight. But, Like A Demon, He’s Weaker Then. He Seems To Have The Powers Of A God, But No Followers. What Would You Call Him? (xypher) I Wouldn’t Call Him Anything That Didn’t Make Him Deliriously Happy. (simone)

I Feel I Should Warn You, I’m In A Really Bad Mood. (syn) You’ll Be In A Worse Mood When We Haul You In Dead! (a Partini) ‘syn Grimaced In Pain At A Comment So Stupid It Didn’t Even Rate A Snotty Comeback.’ (syn)

If Sasha’s Threatened, Astrid’s Upset. If Astrid’s Upset, I’m Going To Kill Whatever’s Upsetting Her Until She’s Happy Again. (zarek)

Are All Knights So Gentle? (taryn) I Know Not, Taryn, Since I Don’t Make It My Habit To Lie Abed With Other Knights. (sparhawk)

It’s As If Your Kind Needs Adversity In Order To Achieve. (leta) No, We Don’t. That’s Just A Lie People Tell Themselves To Feel Better About All The People Who Kick Them In Their Teeth When It’s Just As Easy To Help A Man Up As It Is To Knock Him To The Ground. That’s Why I’ve Withdrawn From This World. I Don’t Want To Have To Watch My Back All The Time And I’m Tired Of Trying To Figure Out If The Loyalty Someone Professes Is Real And True, Or Just Another Lie That Will Crumble The Instant They Taste Jealousy. (aiden)

When I Was Younger, I Never Thought There Could Be Anything Better Than The Glory Of Battle. (sparhawk) And Now? (taryn) Now I Would Much Rather Coax A Smile From Your Face. (sparhawk)

What Is That Smell? (nick) (it Was Like Three-day-old Cat Vomit Mixed With Rotten Asparagus.) Duck Urine. It Keeps The Zombies From Thinking I’m Human. (mark) Yeah, Well It Keeps Me From Thinking You’re Sane. (nick)

What Happened?" -ethon "obviously Something Was Hungry And Bit The Bear." -kali

I Swear, Daimons Or Not, If You Don’t Behave, Z, I’m Going To Send You To Antarctica And Leave You There To Rot. (acheron) Ooo. I’m Terrified. Those Killer Penguins And Hairy Seals Are Really Scary. (zarek)

Shut Up, Nick. (talon) 'shut Up, Nick, Heel, Sit, Fetch.’ Love You Too, Celt. (nick)

You're A Dark-hunter." He Kissed Her Lightly On The Lips. "what I Am Is A Man In Love With A Woman. I Want You, Amanda. For The Rest Of My Blessedly Short Mortal Life. I Want To Wake At Dawn With You In My Arms And Watch Our Children Play And Fight.

Count Yourself Lucky. I Watched My Entire Family As They Were Eaten Alive By The Very Pack Of Animals You Have Downstairs In Your House With Your Child. The Blood Of My Parents Flowed From Their Bodies Through The Floorboards And Drenched Me While I Lay In Terror Of Being Torn Apart By Them. I Was Only A Year Older Than Your Child When It Happened. My Parents Gave Their Lives For Mine And I Watched As They Gave Them. So You’ll Have To Excuse Me If I Have A Hard Time Thinking Good Of Any Animal Except Those Who Are Dead Or Caged. (angelia)

For The Record, Do I Know Anyone Not A Demon Or A Freak?” – Nick “yes, You Do. Not Sure If Bubba And Mark Go Into The Latter Or Not, Though. I’m Too Tired To Mentally Categorize Them. You Figure It Out, And I’ll Go With Your Dewey Decimal.” – Caleb

What Are You Doing Here? (jericho) Do My Accommodations Offend You? I’ve Grown Quite Used To Them. Though A View Of Something Other Than Mangled Bodies Might Be Nice For A Change. (jaden)

The Practice Of The Court Forms The Law Of The Court.

I Have To Try. I Can’t Leave Him There. You Don’t Understand, Vik. I Love Him, And I Can’t Let Him Pay For Something I Did. I Don’t Care What It Takes, We Have To Save Him. (alix) Those Words, Little Girl, Just Saved Your Life. (shahara)

The Point Is, Sin Is Now Going To Try To Overthrow Me Again And Take My Place. Do You Know What That Means? (artemis) There Will Be Much Rejoicing? (kat)

Hey, T-rex? Remind Me Next Time I Want To Get Smartass With You That It’s A Really Stupid Move On My Part? (talon) Oh, No, You Don’t, You Wuss. You Told Me The Next Time You Saw Ash You Were Going To Ask Him If He’d Seen The Movie 10,000 Bc And If It’d Made Him Homesick. (wulf)

Asteros's Motto: "most Experience Comes From Bad Judgement.

You I Expected Better Of." He Turned His Swirling Sliver Gaze From Sam To Dev And Fang. "you Two Not So Much." -acheron

You Know, Bud, I Don’t Know You From Adam, But That’s My Baby Sister You’re Hanging On To. So I’m Thinking The Wisest Course Of Action For You Is To Let Her Go And Introduce Yourself. Pronto. (rain)

Let's Play It Safe. I’m Not In The Mood To Run Right Now And I Know Fighting Is Suicide. Last Thing I Want To Do Is Make My Enemies Happy By Dying. (syn)

If I Hear ‘karma Chameleon’ One More Time, I Swear I’m Going To Find Boy George And Make Him Eat Jesse’s Record. What Does Red, Gold, And Green Have To Do With Anything Anyway? (gloria)

You Want Me To Do What? What Part Of Stupid Crawled Up Your Sphincter And Died?” – Caleb

If You Leave Here, War Can Find You Again. What Are You Going To Do If That Happens? (tory) Leave Bloodstains On His Best Shirt. (acheron)

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