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Do Y’all Have Enough Stun Guns For Them? (madaug) Does A Bear Defecate Rurally? What Kind Of Question Is That For Someone Who Owns The Biggest Gun Store In Town? Of Course I Got Plenty. I Got Enough Tasers To Light Up New York City And Boston Just For Giggles. (bubba)

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Do Y’all Have Enough Stun Guns For Them? (madaug) Does A Bear Defecate Rurally? What Kind Of Question Is That For Someone Who Owns The Biggest Gun Store In Town? Of Course I Got Plenty. I Got Enough Tasers To Light Up New York City And Boston Just For Giggles. (bubba)

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Marriage And Friendship Were Built On Trust And Loyalty. Not Deceit And Lies. Love Could Only Be Given. It Could Never Be Demanded.

This Is Your Sword. You Press The Pointy End Into The Enemy. Try Not To Let Him Make Eye Contact With You And Remember, He Spits Invisible Poison. (thorn)

You Touch Her, And I Will Take That Dagger At Your Side And Cut Your Heart Out With It. (julian)

I’m Enchanted By Your Beauty, My Lady. Welcome Aboard. You Make A Most Welcome Addition To Our Acerbic Company…a Lovely-smelling One, Too. (vik)

Let’s Find Someplace Where There Aren’t Any Dead People, Insects, Or Rodents. For That Matter, Someplace That’s Big Enough To Accommodate Both Of Us Without Crimping Any Internal Organs. (shahara) Picky, Picky, Picky. (syn)

Be Glad You Have A Mother Who Loves You." He Was Glad Of That. A Lot, Since She Was Basically The Only Person On Earth Who Did. But Now That He Was A Full Head Taller Than Her, It Was Weird When She Tried To Cuddle Him Like He Was A Baby. He Could Be Almost Seven Feet Tall Like Acheron, And She'd Probably Still Try To Pull Him Into Her Lap.

Why Would You Do That? (delphine) Why Do You Think? (jericho) Because I’m A Bossy Hag And You’d Rather Be Enslaved To A Man You Hate Than Deal With Me. (delphine) You Know…you’re Not Funny. (jericho) I Think I’m Hysterical. (delphine)

People Aren't Just Ants Rushing Around Over A Crust Of Bread. Every Life, No Matter How Isolated, Touches Hundreds Of Others. It's Up To Us To Decide If Those Micro Connections Are Positive Or Negative. But Whichever We Decide, It Does Impact The Ones We Deal With. One Word Can Give Someone The Strength They Needed At That Moment Or It Can Shred Them Down To Nothing. A Single Smile Can Turn A Bad Moment Good. And One Wrong Outburst Or Word Could Be The Tiny Push That Causes Someone To Slip Over The Edge Into Destruction.

Why Are You Talking To The King Loser Dork? You Want To Talk About Ugly? Look At What He’s Wearing. (stone) I Like A Man Who Takes Fashion Chances. It’s The Mark Of Someone Who Lives By His Own Code. A Rebel. A Real Lone Wolf Is A Lot Sexier Than A Pack Animal Who Follows Orders And Can’t Have An Opinion Unless Someone Else Gives It To Him. (nekoda)

What’ Cha Doing Out Here All Alone? Did You Forget How To Find Sanctuary? (simi) No. I Want To Be Alone For A Bit. (gallagher) Why? Were The Bears Mean To You? Mama Can Get A Bit Cranky Whenever I Play With The Cubs. She Thinks I’m Going To Eat One, But Bleh! They’re Way Too Hairy. Now If She’d Let Me Skin One, I Might Be Interested. (simi) Are You Joking? (gallagher) Oh No. I Never Joke About Hairy Food. (simi)

I Think You Need Humour And A Sense Of Fun, Which Is What I Try To Bring To My Books To Leaven The Danger And Action. The Ones That Really Transcend The Genre Always Have A Great Laugh In Them, Such As 'fright Night,' 'lost Boys,' 'american Werewolf In London' - Just To Name A Few.

Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right.

When Someone Is Drowning And You Try To Save Them, They're More Likely To Drown You Before You Pull Them Out.

Don’t Worry. I Won’t Send You Off Without Warning. Just Stand There And Be Awed By My Beauty. It’s The Safest Mode Around Me. (savitar)

Were-hunters Are Different From Humans. (ravyn) You Mean Other Than The Fact That You Live For Several Hundred Years, Can Turn Into Animals, Time Travel, And Wave Your Hand To Make Freaky Stuff Happen? (susan)

No One Can Make You Feel Low Unless You Allow Them To. You’re Not Stupid, Alix. And You’re Very Beautiful. I Just Thought You Should Know That. (devyn)

I’m Getting All Warm And Fuzzy Inside At The Prospect Of These Demon Things Roaming The Street, Preying On Us. (tate)

I Like That Zarek. He Quality People! He Even Gave Me A Can Opener So I Don’t Have To Use My Fangs. I Like That. Metal Is Hard On The Teeth. Pork And Beans Popsicle. Yummy! My Favorite! (simi)

A Human’s Love. I Couldn’t Wish Anything Better For Him. Animals Protect What They Know. They Protect What They Are Bound To, But Humans…humans Have A Greater Capacity For Sacrifice For Those Who Live In Their Hearts. (aristotle)

Do People Always Act This Way Around You? (kiara) You Should Have Seen The Reactions When I Wore A League Uniform. Those Were Actually Comical. Except For The Ones Who Lost Control Of Their Bowels. Then It Was Just Messy. (nykyrian)

You're A Dark-hunter." He Kissed Her Lightly On The Lips. "what I Am Is A Man In Love With A Woman. I Want You, Amanda. For The Rest Of My Blessedly Short Mortal Life. I Want To Wake At Dawn With You In My Arms And Watch Our Children Play And Fight.

A Man May Publish Anything Which Twelve Of His Countrymen Think Not Blamable.

Tell Me Again How Great You Are, Asshole. Nothing Like A Steel Enema To Ruin Even Your Best Day. (fang)

You Have The Blood Of Warriors In Your Veins. The Kind Of Men Who Protect What Is Theirs And Love Without Restraint. I Want That Love And I Want You. (gabrielle) It’s All Yours. You’re Not Getting Much Out Of This Deal Since All I Own Is What I Can Carry In Two Hands. (carlos) Great. That Means I Get To Decorate The House The Way I Want. (gabrielle)

You Told Me There Wouldn’t Be Any Rod Serling Voice-overs, Yet Here I Am In The Middle Of A Twilight Zone Episode. Oh, And Let Me Guess The Title Of It, Night Of The Terminally Stupid! (channon)

What Made You So Unforgiving? (simone) Be Grateful That You Have The Luxury Of Asking Me That Question. Pray To Whatever God You Worship That You’ll Always Be Ignorant. (xypher)

You Know, I've Walked This Earth For Over Eleven Thousand Years, My Lady. I Have Seen Things In My Life That Are Unimaginable To You, And You Ask Me If I Doubt You? Lady, I Doubt The Very Air You Breathe. (acheron)

I, For One, Am Exhausted. I’ve Been Threatened, Beaten, Bitten And Killed, And That Was Just In The Last Hour. (jericho)

One Day I’m Going To Find A Way To Rid You Of That Beast Resting On Your Arm. (artemis) (he Looked At Her Over His Shoulder.) And One Day I’m Going To Find A Way To Rid Myself Of The Beast Resting On My Back. (acheron)

Sway Says You’ve Been Taking Really Good Care Of Him For Me. (claria) Well, His Mom Did A Great Job Housebreaking Him, So He Doesn’t Require Too Much Work. Not To Mention Vik Doesn’t Mind Walking Him Once A Day. It’s All Good. (devyn) You’re Such A Smartass. (claria)

She Went From Angry To Calm So Fast That He Wondered If She Wasn’t The Ferrari Of Moms. Her Top Speed Had To Be .65 Nanoseconds.’ (nick)

Yes, And For The Record, He Thinks You’re Insane, Too. (otto) Oh, Goodie. But I Guess That’s Only Fair Since I Think He’s Psychotic. (susan)

Are You Calling Me Out? (varyk) I’m Calling You Slow. Not Out. (dev)

Looks Like I Missed A Party. Good. I Wasn’t Really In The Mood To Off Demons This Evening. Haven’t Had My Coffee Yet. (jared) You Drink Coffee? (stryker) No, But It Was My Pathetic Attempt At Humor. (jared)

Notwithstanding All The Care And Anxiety Of The Persons Who Frame Acts Of Parliament To Guard Against Every Event, It Frequently Turns Out That Certain Cases Were Not Foreseen.

Fetch Constantine, Or I’ll Make Boots Out Of Your Hide, Bear. (arcadian Sentinel) Don’t Touch Me, Or I’ll Mount Your Jewels To The Wall Over Your Head. (aimee)

"i'm At Your House?" Kody Asked."you Don't Have To Sound So Offended. I Do Have People Clean It, You Know?""sorry." She Sighed Wearily. "you Have No Idea How Confusing It Is To Wake Up In A Strange Place With No Idea How You Got There."caleb Laughed. "sure I Do. Happens To Me Frequently."she Rolled Her Eyes At His Frightening Lifestyle. "yes, But I Woke Up In This Bed Alone."

Got To Say, Dying Would Really Wreck My Best Day. Been There, Done That, And Now That I Think About It, Artemis Forgot To Give Me The T-shirt.

There Were Arcadians Here, Katagaria, Dark-hunters, Demons, Humans, And Who Knew What Else. By Rights None Of Them Should Get Along And Yet They Were Together Tonight. Bound By Something Other Than Blood. They Were Bound Together By Their Hearts.’ (gallagher)

Now Leave. (adron) Why Would I Want To Do That? I Mean, Heaven Forbid I Should Be Around Someone Who Actually Likes Me. It’s So Much More Fun To Be Here With You Insulting My Manhood And Questioning My Parentage Every Five Seconds. (tiernan)

How Could One Sentence Uttered In Anger Cause So Much Damage? But Then Words Were The Most Powerful Thing In The Universe. Cuts And Bruises Always Healed, But Words Spoken In Anger Were Most Often Permanent. They Didn’t Damage The Body, They Destroyed The Spirit. (acheron)

Words Are Easy To Say, But Emotions Betray The Best Intentions.

Look, There’s Nothing I’m Ever Going To Tell You About Me That’s The Truth. The More You Know About Me, The Shorter Your Life Span Is Going To Be. All You Need To Know Is That I Don’t Miss. In Fact, You Don’t Even Need To Know Exactly How Good I Really Am, Because If You Ever Find Out, You’re Going To Be Dead. (steele)

Courts Of Equity Make Their Decrees So As To Arrive At The Justice Of The Case Without Violating The Rules Of Law.

Don't You Have Class Today? (kyrian) Boy, I'm A Backwoods Cajun, I Ain't Never Got No Class, Cher. (nick) (he Cleared His Throat And Dropped The Thick Cajun Accent.) And No, Today's Registration. I've Got To Figure Out What I'm Taking Next Semester. (nick) I Have A Few Things I Need You To Do Today. (kyrian) And That Is Different From Any Other Day How? (nick) Sarcasm, Thy Name Is Nick Gautier. (kyrian)

Your Mama-akra Sent That To You, Akri, To Hurt The Heathen-god. Now It’s Dimonique Time. The Simi Can’t Be Bothered We No Greek God Messing With The One Who Pays The Plastic Bills. Can The Simi Have That Black Metal Card She Loves So Much? (simi)

Let's Play It Safe. I’m Not In The Mood To Run Right Now And I Know Fighting Is Suicide. Last Thing I Want To Do Is Make My Enemies Happy By Dying. (syn)

You’re Barely One Step Up From The Australopithecines, Aren’t You? (acheron) Hey, Be Respectful When You Say That, Snot Nose. Haven’t You Seen The Commercials? Us Cavemen Are Very Sensitive People. (savitar)

It’ll Probably Be Brutal, Too. They Might Even Feed You To The Dog. He Doesn’t Have A Dog. Yeah, Well, He Might Get One Just To Feed You To It. She’d Never Been The Kind Of Person To Let Something As Ridiculous As Rational Logic Interfere With Her Fear.’ (alix)

Everyone Deserves To Have Someone Who Loves Them.

There Are Certain Irregularities Which Are Not The Subject Of Criminal Law. But When The Criminal Law Happens To Be Auxiliary To The Law Of Morality, I Do Not Feel Any Inclination To Explain It Away.

One Single Word And I Swear I’ll Rip Your Tongue Out. (zephyra)

Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

It’s Broke Again, Akri. The Man Downstairs Done Said That The Simi Can’t Charge Nothing Else Until I’m Not Over My Limit No More. I Don’t Know What That Means, But I Don’t Like It. Fix It, Akri, Or Else I Might Eat Him. The Simi Gots Needs And I Needs My Plastic To Work. (simi)

(at The Back Of The Cave, Phoebe Placed Her Hand Against One Of The Stones Where A Spring Release Opened An Elevator Door. Chris Gave An Over Exaggerated Gape.) Holy Hand Grenade, Batman, It’s A Bat Cave. (chris)

Take Care Of Him, Soteria. And Remember It Takes Great Courage And Heart For A Man Who Knows No Kindness To Show It To Another. Even The Wildest Of Beasts Can Be Tamed By A Patient And Gentle Hand. (takeshi)

So You're The Infamous Acheron. (amanda) Lord And Master Of The Great Barbarian Horde That Roams The Night. (acheron)

But It Was For Your Own Good.” – Nick “so’s The Spanking I’m About To Give You.” – Cherise “i’m Too Big To Spank.” – Nick “fine, You’re Grounded Until Your Grandkids Are Old.” – Cherise “kind Of Hard To Do. How Am I Supposed To Have Grandkids If I’m Grounded?” – Nick “precisely My Point, You Demon Spawn. You’re Never Going To Get Off Restriction.” – Cherise

I Might Have Lost Some Skin, But I Got Kissed By A Beautiful Woman Who Was Happy To See Me. I Gotta Say That’s Pretty Epic In My Book. Definitely Not A Worst-case Day Here.” – Sundown

I Just Know That I’m Not Willing To Let Anything Happen To You. When Nynia Died, I Was So Lost And Cold, And I Haven’t Been Warm Since. Not Until I Felt Your Hands On Me. The Only Way I’ve Been Able To Cope Without You Is To Bury What I Feel, But I Can’t Seem To Do That Anymore. When I’m With You All I Can Do Is Feel And Need. (talon)

What If One Of Her Father’s Soldiers Panicked And Fired For No Reason? Though Pilots Were Carefully Trained, Mistakes Happened And She Didn’t Want To Be Included In A Statistics Report Under “uh-oh, My Bad.”’ (kiara)

I Don’t Want Your Lying Kindness. Sure, You’ll Smile And Be So Sweet To Me That I’ll Trust You, But The Minute I Don’t Give You Everything You Want The Instant You Demand It, You’ll Turn On Me And Try To Crush Me. You’re Just Like Everyone Else In The World. No One Matters But You. (aiden)

So What Really Happened To You? (astrid) Nothing. (zarek) Well, I Hope I Never Come Across Nothing Then If It’s Capable Of Putting A Hole In My Back. (astrid)

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