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Right, And The Definition Of Basic Stupidity Is To Keep Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again While Expecting A Different Result. I’m Not Stupid. (xypher) I Didn’t Say To Keep Doing It. Move Forward With Purpose. Examine What Went Wrong And Correct That One Mistake. (acheron)

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Right, And The Definition Of Basic Stupidity Is To Keep Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again While Expecting A Different Result. I’m Not Stupid. (xypher) I Didn’t Say To Keep Doing It. Move Forward With Purpose. Examine What Went Wrong And Correct That One Mistake. (acheron)

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Not Everyone Who's Homeless Is A Drug-addict Or In Need Of Mental Health Care. Some Are Normal People Who've Been Knocked Down, And It Can Happen To You, Too. Not All Of Us Made Bad Life Choices.

What Are You? (nick) Completely Perplexed. You Remember Everything That Happened. (acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not Like You’re Going To Forget The Killer Zombie Stalkers And Psyched-out Kitchen Staff. What Kind Of Freak Show Is This? (nick)

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Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.

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Forgiveness Is The Best Part Of Valor...discretion Is Easy. It's Finding The Courage To Forgive Yourself And Others That Is Hard. [acheron]

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You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me. I Thought You Were The Most Powerful Of Beings. Even The Gods Fear You. (stryker) We All Have Predators. The Entire Universe Exists In A System Of Checks And Balances. I Just Met My Zero Balance. (war) Are You Honestly Telling Me That The Most Powerful Creature On This Planet Is A Pathetic Cajun Guttersnipe Who Offed Himself Because One Of My Men Killed His Mommy? (stryker)

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Where Are The Cops When You Need Them? (nick) Probably Eating Beignets. As The Old Saying Goes, When Seconds Count, The Police Are Just Minutes Away. (caleb)

If Apollo Caught Sight Of Him Outside Or Near A Window During The Light Of Day, Talon Would Be Nothing More Than A Strip Of Fried Bacon On The Sidewalk. Extra-crispy Celt Didn’t Appeal To Him In The Least.’ (talon)

He Says He’d Rather Be Dead Than Leave Me. According To Him, We’re Family. I Guess That Makes Me The Psycho Uncle No One Wants To Talk To. And He’s The Kid With Only Imaginary Friends For Company. ‘normal’ Rockwell, Here We Come. (jared)

Little Late For That Now. I Don’t Think An ‘oops, My Bad, My Weapon Accidentally Misfired Two Dozen Rounds’ Will Work To Get Me Out Of This. (devyn)

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I Wish I Had Left Him As He Was. I Wish You Had Told Me This Would Happen. (amanda) Told You What, Amanda? That The Two Of You Would Spend The Rest Of Your Lives Loving Each Other? Raising Your Kis? Neither One Of You Have Any Idea How Miraculous Your Life Is. How Many People Would Gladly Sell Their Souls For What You Have. Forget Artemis And Immortality. What You Have Is Infinitely More Previous And Rare. (acheron)

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I’ll Go And Help. (chris) What Are We Supposed To Do With You, Chris? Lob You At Them? (wulf)

What Good Was Owning The World When He’d Have No Choice Except To Defend Himself Against Every Person In It? Personally, He’d Rather Be A Beggar With One True Friend Than A Prince Surrounded By Two-faced Assassins.’ (aiden)

Princess, You Could Never Be That. You Are Unique To Me. (zarek) Am I Your Rose? (astrid) Yes, You Are My Rose. There Is Only One Of You In All The Millions Of Planets And Stars. (zarek)

Don't Cross Me Scooby-doo. I'm Not An Old Man In A Mask Waiting To Be Thwarted By You Meddling Kids.

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Youever Insult Bride Again, I Swear I'll Rip Your Throat Out And Feed You To The Gators In The Swamp. You Understand Me?" - Vane

Remember, Nick, There Are Only Two People In The Universe I Care For…and You’re Not One Of Them. (savitar)

You Hurt Any Of Us Or Those We Love Again And So Help Me, I Won’t Stop Until I’ve Pulled You Into So Many Pieces, You’ll Think You’ve Been Through A Grinder. (fang)

Chris Would Disagree With You. (wulf) I Think Chris Would Disagree With A Signpost. (cassandra)

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What If One Of Her Father’s Soldiers Panicked And Fired For No Reason? Though Pilots Were Carefully Trained, Mistakes Happened And She Didn’t Want To Be Included In A Statistics Report Under “uh-oh, My Bad.”’ (kiara)

Where Are My Guards? (wulf) Oh, One Is Right Here, But He’s Not Feeling Very Talkative. Death Has A Way Of Making Even The Chattiest Of People Rather Quite. As For The Other…he’s…oh, Wait, Dead Now. (stryker)

Do Me A Favor." "don't Lick Your Seat Belt?" Ash's Expression Was Total Confusion. "huh? Where Did That Randomness Come From?

Now You Know I’m A Reporter, So You Might As Well Answer My Question Truthfully, Or I’ll Just Keep Asking It Until You Lose Your Mind. (susan)

Then Why Can’t I Bully You Into Procreating? (wulf) See! I’m The Only Human In History To Have Viking Yenta Of His Very Own. God, How I Wish My Father Had Been A Fertile Man. (chris)

Move Forward With Purpose

In All The Universe, Your Mother Is The Only Thing That Truly Scares Me, Especially Where You’re Concerned. I Don’t Ever Want To Be On Her Dark Side. (adron) Ha Ha. And Need I Remind You My Mother Wasn’t The One Screaming At The Pool When You Got Shoved In. (devyn) Yeah, All Right, So We Both Have Screwed-up, Irrational Mothers. (adron)

You Have Some Severe Mental Problem I Need To Be Aware Of, Don’t You? (shahara) Just Because I Eat Babies For Breakfast And Pick My Teeth With Their Bones Doesn’t Mean I’m Nuts. (syn) Any Other Weird Habits I Should Be Aware Of? (shahara) Just My Need To Dance Naked In The Streets Under The Light Of A Full Moon. (syn)

I’ll Abide By My Word, But You Will Never Win Me Back! Believe Me, In Two Weeks I Will Slice Open Your Throat, Drink From Your Blood, And Then Pierce Your Heart And Laugh While Your Body Explodes Into Dust. (zephyra) Beautiful Imagery. You Should Write For Hallmark. (stryker)

You Make One Tiny Variable And So Help Me, I’ll Have You Slaughtered Where You Sit. (kiefer) He’s Just Such A Nice Man. (nykyrian)

You Know, I Keep Having This Really Weird Feeling That You’re Going To Take Me Someplace Later And Tie Me Up So That Your Friends Can Come Laugh At Me. (channon) Does That Happen To You Often? (sebastian) No, Never, But This Night Has The Makings For A Twilight Zone Episode. (channon)

Notwithstanding All The Care And Anxiety Of The Persons Who Frame Acts Of Parliament To Guard Against Every Event, It Frequently Turns Out That Certain Cases Were Not Foreseen.

Rocking Her Gently In His Arms, Wulf Wondered Which Of Them Had It Worse. The Mother Who Wouldn’t Live To See The Baby Grow, Or The Father Who Was Damned To Watch The Baby And All Those After Him Die.’ (wulf)

I Just Love The Gifts You Bring Me For Lunch. Other Girls Get Diamonds. Me? I Get Mayhem And Blood – And All Before Noon. Thanks, Tate. (simone)

I, For One, Am Exhausted. I’ve Been Threatened, Beaten, Bitten And Killed, And That Was Just In The Last Hour. (jericho)

How Much Longer Will I Live? (urian) You’re Immortal, Barring Death. (acheron) That Doesn’t Make Sense. (urian) Most Of Life Doesn’t. (acheron)

Aren’t You Ever Satisfied? I Swear If I Were Mortal, I’d Be Limping From Our Last Go-round. If Not Dead. We Really Need To Find You A Hobby Other Than Jumping On Top Of Me. (acheron)

Aren’t You A Little Old For Your Mom To Be Picking Out Your Clothes For You? Really? Shopping At The Children’s Place At Your Age? I’m Sure There’s Some Third-grader Dying To Know Who Bought The Last Navy I-sore Shirt. (nekoda)

This Can’t Be Happening. It’s Just Not Possible. (cassandra) Oh, Well, Let’s Not Have Reality Intrude Now, Shall We? I Mean, Hey, You’re A Mythological Being Descended From Mythological Beings And You’re In The House Of An Immortal Guardian No Human Can Remember Five Minutes After They Leave His Presence. Who’s To Say That You Can’t Get Pregnant In A Dream By Him? What? We’re Jumping Into The Realm Of Reality Now? (katra)

The Slightest Stirring In The Air Can Set A Hurricane In Motion A Thousand Miles Off. (acheron)

Yeah, Well, I Guess I Feel Like All Of Us Misfits Need To Hang Together. At Least That Way We Don't Swing Along. (tabitha)

It’s Never The Enemy Without Who Brings You Down. It’s Always The Enemy Within.” – Nick “guard Your Back, Nick. It’s The One You Don’t See Coming. The One You Trust Whose Betrayal Is Most Lethal. They Know Your Weakness And They Know How To Hit The Lowest. It’s When Your Back Is Turned And Your Guard Is Down That They Move In For The Kill.” – Kyrian

If You Betray Me, Leta…kill Me. Be Kind And Don’t Let Me Live In The Shadow Of Your Cruelty. I Can’t Take Another Blow Like That. I’m Not That Strong. (aiden)

His Guilt Is Why Acheron Went Out Of His Way To Make Sure That All Of You Had Servants And Pay For Your Work. The Dark-hunters Owe That Man Everything, And I Do Mean Everything. He Pays In Blood Every Time One Of You Wants To Go Free, And He Suffers Every Day So That You Can All Live Your Cushy Little Lives Of Wealth And Privilege.” … “and I Have To Say That Every Time One Of Your Turns On Him, It Seriously Pisses Me Off. Acheron Asks Nothing From Any Of You And That’s Exactly What He Receives.

There Are Some Things That Sorry Can't Fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

And Not A Single Mark On The Lamborghini. Ha! Eat Steel, You Soul-sucking Bastards! (kyrian)

Should I Be Offended? (livia) Please Don’t Be. I Pride Myself On Being Socially Inept. But The Only People I Ever Intentionally Offend Are My Bevy Of Brothers. And Speaking Of, Where’s Big Bad Angry One? (zarina)

We Never Let Our People Just Go. (joe) What Are You? Wolfram And Hart? (steele) Oh, No, Sweetie, They Just Take Your Soul For Service. We Intend To Take Even More Than That. (tee)

His Mom Always Said That Trust Was Something You Earned. And It Wasn't Something You Gave Easy. Too Often, It Was A Tool Your Enemies Used To Hurt You With. 'give Them Nothing, Baby. Not Until You Have No Choice. The World Is Harsh And It Is Cold. People Can Be Good And Decent, But Most Of Them Are Only Out For Themselves And They'll Hurt Anyone They Can'.

Even If He Doesn’t Eat, He Knows The Cookies. I’ll Bet His Mother Stuffed Him Full As A Kid. (tory) Not Really. My Mom Wasn’t The Betty Crocker Kind. (acheron) (not Unless It Involved Napalm Or Plagues.)

Be Kind To Dragons, For Thou Art Crunchy When Toasted And Taste Good With Ketchup. (sebastian)

Cupid Is Anything But Cute. As For Handing Our Hearts, He’s More Likely To Rip Them Out. (julian) But He Can Make People Fall In Love. (selena) No. What He Offers Is An Illusion. No Power From Above Can Make One Human Love Another. Love Comes From Within The Heart. (julian)

Falling In Love

Shamefully, All Of Us Have Wanted Revenge On Someone At Some Point For Something. I've Lived Since Before Man And Buffalo Roamed This Small Planet. I Have Survived The Beginning, Bloom, And Death Of Countless Enemies, Civilizations, And People. And The One Truth I Have Learned Most During All Of These Centuries Is The Old Japanese Proverb. If You Sit By The River Long Enough, You Will See The Body Of Your Enemy Float By.

A Court Of Equity Can Mould Interests Differently From A Court Of Law; And Can Give Relief In Cases Where A Court Of Law Cannot.

Don’t You Want Simi To Be Your Family?...this Is The Part Where You Say, ‘yes, Simi, I Would Like To Be Your Family.’ ‘cause If You Don’t, Then I’ll Have To Take My Mitt Back And Barbecue You. Akri Is Still Upset About The Last Dark-hunter I Barbecued And That Was…oh, A Thousand Or So Years Ago. He Part Elephant When It Comes To Remembering Things. (simi)

Sanctuary, Home Of The Howlers And Stragglers Of The Were Universe. (damien)

Nothing Is Ever Truly Set By Fate. In One Blink, Everything Changes. Even Though It Should Be A Clear, Sunny Day, The Softest Whisper Into The Wind Can Become A Hurricane That Destroys Everything It Touches. (acheron)

No, Simi. No Food. (acheron) No, Simi. No Food. The Simi Don’t Like This, Akri. Katoteros Is Boring. There’s Nothing Fun There. Only Old Dead People Who Want To Come Back Here. Bleh! (simi) Simi...(acheron) I Hear And Obey, Akri. The Simi Just Never Said She Would Do So Quietly. (simi)

Jealousy Can’t Sour Someone To This Extreme, Can It? (aiden) It Can And It Does. Believe Me. I’ve Seen A Lot Worse Than This In My Billion Or So Years Of Existence – The First Murder Man Committed Was One Brother Against The Other For No Other Reason Than That One Petty Emotion. Jealousy Turns To Hatred Which Then Turns To Poison. It Infects And It Destroys Until It Eats Someone Alive. (deimos)

It's Easy To Make Mistakes. It's Living With The Consequences Of Them That's The Hardest.

Huge Jackman Has Divorced His Wife And Happened Upon My Picture In Some Old Article And Decided That I'm The Woman For Him? ~ Susan

Acheron Kissed Her Lightly On The Cheek. "rest. We'll Be Back When He Needs You." He Watched Her Climb Into Bed Before He Took His Nephew Down To His Room. "well, It Appears To Be Just The Two Of Us, Little One. What Say You We Get Naked, Drunk And Find Us Some Wenches?" The Baby Actually Smiled Up At Him As If He Understood. Acheron Nodded. "so That's It, Eh? Barely A Month Old And You're Already Lecherous. You Are Your Father's Son.

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

You Know, If My Life Was A Horse, I’d Shoot It. (susan)

You Should Try Them, Nick. They’re Delicious. No One Makes Cookies That Taste Like This.” – Kara ‘probably Because Arsenic Was A Key Ingredient.’ “have To Watch My Girlish Figure. ‘cause If I Don’t, No One Will.” – Nick

My Father Was A Drill Sergeant, And I've Always Had That Mentality Drilled Into Me Of 'you've Got To Do Better, You've Got To Do Better.' I Just Try To Listen To The Characters. That's What Works For Me.

Mrs. Gautier, I Hear There Are Places Online Where You Can Sell Children For A Good Price. Nick Is Still Young Enough, He Should Fetch Enough To Tide You Over For A Bit.” – Rosa

You Okay? (grace) Oh, Yeah. I’m Just Fine Considering The Fact I’ve Walked Through Burning Fires That Hurt Less Than My Groin Does Right Now. (julian) I Said I Was Sorry. Okay, Can You Reach The Pedals? (grace) I’d Like To Reach Your Pedals…(julian) Julian! Would You Concentrate? (grace) All Right. I’m Concentrating. (julian) I Don’t Mean On My Breasts. (he Dropped His Hungry Gaze To Her Lap.) Or There, Either. (grace)

Precedent Goes In Support Of Justice.

When A Cow Lives With The Butcher, Sooner Or Later He Gets Eaten Unless He Helps The Other Cows Off To Their Slaughter. (nick)

C’mon, Sweetie, You Can Say It. (delphine) (she Moved His Mouth Playfully With Her Hands.) You Don’t Suck, Delphine. I…you. C’mon, Jericho. I Only Bite In The Bedroom. You Can Do This. I Know You’re Not Really Mute. (delphine)

Did You Come Out Of The Womb A Dickhead Or Develop That Jockstrap Personality On Your Own? (hunter)

Well, I Would Throw Myself Under The Nearest Bus, But Considering My Luck Today, I’m Sure It Would Break Down Less Than A Millimeter From Me And Just Ruin My Clothes…probably Break My Watch, Too. (taryn)

Your Dark-huntress, Danger, Called For Acheron And Since He’s Busy, I Was Sent To Check Things Out And Report Back To Him On What’s Happening. So Here I Am. Joy, Oh Joy Of My Life. (alexion)

But His Pantheon Would Have Survived. (kat) Would It? Fate Is Never That Simple. It Doesn’t Go In A Straight Line, And The More You Try To Circumvent It, The Worse You Make It On Yourself. Fate Will Not Be Denied. Sin Would Have Lost His Powers By Another Means, At Another Time And Place. And Whoever Took Them Then Might Have Killed Him. Had He Died, The World Would Have Ended A Long Time Ago Or The Gallu Would Have Run Free And Taken Over. There Are Infinite Possibilities. (acheron)

We Ought Not To Decide Hastily Against The Words Of An Act Of Parliament.

Look, Bud. I’m Trained. Ticked Off. And I Have A Loaded Weapon. You Should Take Particular Note Of The Loaded Weapon Part When Annoying Me. (terri)

Hey, Yummy Leather Guy? Can You Hear Me? (amanda)

The Whole Point Of Life Is Learning To Live With The Consequences Of The Bad Decision We've Made.

And Speaking Of Scary Things, I Need To Leave. My Guides Are Fading Even As We Speak. (talon) I Hate When You Commune With The Dead In Front Of Me. (kyrian) Are You The Asshole Who Sent The 'i See Dead People' T-shirt To Me? (talon) That Would Be Wulf. (kyrian)

You Know, I've Walked This Earth For Over Eleven Thousand Years, My Lady. I Have Seen Things In My Life That Are Unimaginable To You, And You Ask Me If I Doubt You? Lady, I Doubt The Very Air You Breathe. (acheron)

Well, That’s Just A Little Hard, Since I Can’t Even Talk Her Into Sparing Your Life, Huh? You Haven’t Exactly Endeared Yourself To Her. (kat) Oh, Excuse My Utter Lack Of Manners There. Should We Call Mommy Dearest And Invite Her Over For Tea? I Promise To Be On My Best Manners When I Choke The Life Out Of Her. (sin)

You Gonna Keep Staring At Me, Great Acheron, Or Are You Ready To Chew Me A New One?

Only Because I’m Not A Morning Person. (joe) And You’re Not A Night Person Either. Face It, Babe. You’ve Only Got Two Good Minutes A Day. The Minute Before Noon And The Minute Right After. (tee)

Where Are We? (jericho) Noir’s Happy Place. It’s Where He Brings The Beings He Wants To Play With. (asmodeus) Punish. (jericho) You Say Ta-mah-to. I Say To-mah-to. (asmodeus)

Can’t You Nudge Her Into Submission? (taryn) Are You Kidding? As Stubborn As She Is? I’d Fry My Brain Trying. (sphinx)

Did You See A Doctor? (syn) Yeah. It’ll Heal. (cruel) Did Your Mom Say Anything? (syn) Clean The Blood Out Of The Carpet Before It Sets. What Could She Say? Better Me Than Her. (cruel)

Don't Be Cocky, 'pride Cometh Before The Fall

I’m So Sorry! Are You Okay? (shahara) Other Than The Fact That I Feel Like My Rib Just Punctured A Lung, Sure, I’m All Right. (syn)

They’re Plotting Against You. (jaden) Who? (jericho) Your Best Friends, Fool, Who Do You Think? The Easter Bunny Or The Assholes Who Brought You Here? Fyi, They’re Planning To Feed You To The Gallu So That They Can Control Your Powers Without Your Fighting Them. If I Were You, I’d Be Gone Five Minutes Ago. (jaden)

Why Are You Worried About Him? Des Is A Punk. (urian) Desiderius Is Dead. Kyrian Killed Him. (tabitha) Yeah, And I'm The Easter Bunny- See My Fluffy Tail? You Don't Just Kill A Spathi, Little Girl. All You Do Is Take Him Out Of Commission For A While. (urian)

There Is No Magic In Words.

The Innocent Should Never Have To Suffer From The Battles Of Others. (valerius) I Know, But It Seems To Always Be The Case. (acheron) A Furore Infra, Libera Nos - Spare Us From The Fury Within. (valerius)

And I’m Calling In A Favor. (savitar) Sav, You Can’t Keep Doing This. I’m Running Out Of Places To Put The Bodies. (takeshi)

People Aren't Just Ants Rushing Around Over A Crust Of Bread. Every Life, No Matter How Isolated, Touches Hundreds Of Others. It's Up To Us To Decide If Those Micro Connections Are Positive Or Negative. But Whichever We Decide, It Does Impact The Ones We Deal With. One Word Can Give Someone The Strength They Needed At That Moment Or It Can Shred Them Down To Nothing. A Single Smile Can Turn A Bad Moment Good. And One Wrong Outburst Or Word Could Be The Tiny Push That Causes Someone To Slip Over The Edge Into Destruction.

He Was Death, And He'd Ridden In On A Pale Horse.

Can You Stand? (aimee) I’m Not Helpless. (fang) Oh, Look! Mr. Macho Is Back In All His Glory. Hello, Mr. Macho, It’s So Not Good To See You Again. But You Know, Mr. Macho, That You’ve Been Bedridden To The Point That Your Legs Aren’t Used To Carrying Your Weight And You’re Not Really Human. So If You Want To Get Up And Fall, Gods Forbid I Do Anything To Stop It. After All, I Live For America’s Funniest Home Videos. Should I Fetch A Camcorder Now? (aimee)

How Did You Escape? (syd) I Fought My Way Out In A Manner That Would Have Made Rambo Proud. And When I Got Home Without His Body Because I Couldn’t Pull Him Out Without Getting Myself Killed, I Got Slapped In My Face By Everyone Around Me. So Don’t Talk To Me About Death, Little Girl. I Wrote The Book On It. (steele)

I'm A Gunfighter, Jim, Not A Demonologist." Sin Moved Past Him So That He Could Burn The Body O N The Ground. "nice Bones Impression. Roddenberry Would Be Proud.

Pain Doesn’t Respect Age, My Lady.

If I Said I Wouldn’t Toss Him Out Of My Bed For Eating Crackers, Would You Leave Me Alone? (grace) Maybe. What Else Wouldn’t You Toss Him Out Of Bed For? (selena) Eating Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts? (grace)

The Most Beautiful Heart Of All Is The One That Can Still Love Even While It Bleeds, And Especially After Its Been Broken Into Thousands Of Pieces.

Stop A Minute And Listen. I Know I'm Asking The Impossible From You, But For Once In Your Life, Shut Your Mouth And Open Your Ears." "i'm Not The One Talking." Kyrian Snarled At Him. "don't Get Smart With Me." "you Want Me Stupid?" "nick...

What Do You Mean I Have A Predetermined Death?” – Nick “did I Stutter?” – Death “no.” – Nick “do I Look Like Webster’s?” – Death “no.” – Nick “then You Should Understand What I Said, Since I Didn’t Speak In Code. Every Mortal Creature Is Born With An Expiration Date. Some Immortals, Too. Set By The Big Clockmaker. But Excessive Stupidity And Moronic Tendencies Can Shorten It. Pissing Me Off Is One Really Good Way To Cut Yours Down To Three Seconds From Now.” – Death

He Doesn’t Anger Easily. This Is Good. (takeshi) Yes, I’m More Of A Simmer Slowly Until It Boils Over And Ruins Everything Kind Of Man. (acheron)

Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, Would You Please Wake Up So I Can Leave? I Really Don't Want To Hang Out In A Closet With A Dead Man Any Longer Than I Have To, Okay? C'mon, Please, Don't Make This A Weekend At Bernie's Thing! (amanda)

Love Is The Greatest Corrupter Ever Known And Has Been The Numbers One Downfall Of Mankind Since The First Creation.

Akri Won't Let Me Eat Any Of Them Nasty Gods. What's The World Coming To When A Demon Gots To Beg For Tidbits...not Eve A Finger Sandwich Or A Single Knuckle. Tragic. Terribly Tragic.

Because I Have No Boobs. My Ears Stand Out, And I Have Freckles All Over Me. (grace) Boobs? (julian) Breasts. (grace) You Have Very Nice Breasts. (julian) Thanks. What About You? (grace) I Have No Breasts. (julian)

Can You Take Human Form In Daylight? (talon) Obviously So. Ever Tried To Answer A Phone Without Opposable Thumbs? (vane)

The Wife Correct " Lorelei Prompted. "she Makes Sure Her Husband Is Treated With The Proper Regard And She Is The One Who Sees After His Care Just Like You Would Do A Treasured Pup." Annabeth Frowned. "i Suppose That's True." "thank You " Lorelei Said. "now If You Wish To Train A Man To Listen To You You Never Shout You Whisper. They Take Extra Special Care To Listen To A Quiet Tone While They Automatically Shut Out Loud Ones. And Just Like You Would A Dog When He Comes At Your Bidding You Reward Him. That Way He'll Always Come Instead Of Ignoring You Or Putting You Off.

But He’s Never Been Interested In Me, And The Last Time I Made A Move On Him, Caillen Almost Tore My Arm Out Of Its Socket. Lesson Learned. Syn Off-limits. (kasen)

How Long Have You Been Here? (jericho) Don’t Know. Again, Tried To Count Once, Got Depressed So I Stopped. I Find It Easier To Just Go With The Flow. Ease With The Peas. (asmodeus) Ease With The Peas? (jericho) Yeah, That’s Not A Happy Memory, Either. Let’s Forget I Mentioned It. (asmodeus)

For The Record, This Isn’t A Male/female Thing. It’s A People Thing. You Talk About Men Being Cold...you Should See Women From My Standpoint. We’re Talking The Arctic Tundra Would Be Warmer. Believe Me, You Don’t Want To Know My Vantage Point On Your Gender. As A Man, If I Grabbed Your Breasts, I’d Be Arrested. Any Idea How Many Women Have Felt Free To Grab My Crotch At Will? (acheron)

Yes, He’s A Good Boy. Never Been In Trouble At School And He’s On The Honor Roll. Captain Of The Football Team. All-around Psycho Serial Killer Who Hides Bodies In The Fridge Whenever His Parents Go Out Of Town. (nick) I Also Eat Babies For Breakfast And Torture Small Animals For Fun. My Therapist Says I’m Making Real Progress Though. (caleb)

No, No, No. This Ain’t Right. I Finally Find A Woman Who’ll Actually Let Me Into Her Place And You Bring Her Home For You? Oh, Please Tell Me You Brought Her Home For You And Not For Me. You Didn’t Pimp Me Out Again, Wulf, Did You? I Swear I’ll Stake You In Your Sleep If You Did. (chris)

My Father Was A History Professor, And My Mother A Housewife—" She Married A House?

I Suggest You Leave. Now. (nykyrian) (the Would-be Attackers Flee.) Had You Said ‘boo,’ I Think They Would Have Wet Themselves. (kiara)

Yeah, I Wish I Could Have Stayed Awake Long Enough To See Your Face When I Changed Over. (wren) No, You Don’t. I Assure You, It Wasn’t Pretty. (maggie) There’s Never Anything About You That Isn’t Pretty, Maggie. You’re The Most Beautiful Woman I’ve Ever Seen. (wren)

I Haven't Fought With Anyone Else In Over Two Thousand Years. (kyrian) Well, You're Never Too Old To Learn. (amanda) You Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. (kyrian) There's No Time Like The Present. (amanda) Time Is Of The Essence. (kyrian) God Helps Those Who Help Themselves. (amanda) You're Not Going To Let Me Win This, Are You? (kyrian)

Kid?” – Kyrian “i’m Not Worthy.” – Nick “what?” – Kyrian “dude, That’s A Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Alfa Romeo, Aston Martin, And Bentley. And I’m Not Talking The Cheap Models. Those Are The Top Of The Top Of The Top Of The Line, Fully Loaded. I Swear, That’s Real Gold Trim In The Bugatti. There’s More Money In Metal In Here Than My Brain Can Even Tabulate. Oh My God! I Shouldn’t Even Be Breathing The Same Air.” – Nick

Just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should.

By The Way, Don’t Breathe On The Upholstery Or I May Have To Gut You. (nick)

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