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Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, Would You Please Wake Up So I Can Leave? I Really Don't Want To Hang Out In A Closet With A Dead Man Any Longer Than I Have To, Okay? C'mon, Please, Don't Make This A Weekend At Bernie's Thing! (amanda)

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Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, Would You Please Wake Up So I Can Leave? I Really Don't Want To Hang Out In A Closet With A Dead Man Any Longer Than I Have To, Okay? C'mon, Please, Don't Make This A Weekend At Bernie's Thing! (amanda)

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Oh, I Remember How Beautiful You Were. You Didn't Have Any Hair. You Were Such A Bald Little Booger, I Thought I Was Going To Have To Save Up To Buy You A Toupee.

If I Want To Play Mind Games, I'd Buy A Rubik's Cube. ~ Acheron, A Character.

Why Did You Leave? (aiden) I Took Care Of The Person Harassing Him. Threat Gone. Job Eliminated. Anything Else You Want To Know? Dental Records, Fingerprints? Retinal Scan? (leta) Urine Sample Would Work. (aiden) What Cup You Want Me To Use? (leta) Does Anything Faze You? (aiden) I Fight People For A Living. Do You Honestly Think Peeing In A Cup Is Going To Frighten Me? (leta)

I Just Can’t, Nick, Okay? Now, Please Give Me A Second To Lie Here In Silence And Bleed.” – Caleb

I’m So Sorry! Are You Okay? (shahara) Other Than The Fact That I Feel Like My Rib Just Punctured A Lung, Sure, I’m All Right. (syn)

She Went From Angry To Calm So Fast That He Wondered If She Wasn’t The Ferrari Of Moms. Her Top Speed Had To Be .65 Nanoseconds.’ (nick)

Words Are Easy To Say, But Emotions Betray The Best Intentions.

I'm Not Human, Ms. Deveraux. In Case You Haven't Noticed, I'm One Of The Damned. (valerius) Baby, Open Your Eyes And Look Around. We're All Damned In One Way Or Another. But Damned Is A Far Cry From Dead. And You Live Like You're Dead. (tabitha) I'm That, Too. (valerius)

Someone Please Tell Me That We’re Not Seriously Having A Friggin’ Debate Over The Genius Of ‘karma Chameleon’ At Seven O’clock In The Morning? (xypher)

They’re Plotting Against You. (jaden) Who? (jericho) Your Best Friends, Fool, Who Do You Think? The Easter Bunny Or The Assholes Who Brought You Here? Fyi, They’re Planning To Feed You To The Gallu So That They Can Control Your Powers Without Your Fighting Them. If I Were You, I’d Be Gone Five Minutes Ago. (jaden)

.’..all This Talk About Your Son’s Loyalty And Fidelity Has Made Me Feel A Sudden Urge To Go Riding.’ His Father Scowled. ‘you Shouldn't Ride In Your Condition. You Could Fall From A Horse And Lose Or Injure The Babe You Carry.’ Holding Styxx’s Hand In Hers, She Paused To Smile Graciously At Him. ‘i Never Said Anything About Horse, Majesty. It’s Your Son I Intend To Mount And Ride. Good Day.

There Are Some Things That Sorry Can't Fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

It Wasn’t A Gun Wound. I Just Fell. (zarek) No Offense, But You’d Have To Fall Of Mount Everest To Have Those Kinds Of Wounds. (astrid) Yeah, Maybe Next Time I’ll Remember To Take My Climbing Gear With Me. (zarek)

C’mon, Friend. It’s Two On One. You Sure Don’t Look Like You’re Up To Those Odds. (stranger) You Can’t Be Talking To Me. I Don’t Have Prokas For Friends. And I Assure You I Could Gut You Both Before Your Stench Had Time To Catch Up To Your Fall. (syn)

Wolves Don’t Socialize With Humans. You Guys Tend To Freak Out When You Learn What We Are. Not To Mention, Your Females Are Rather Frail. I Don’t Like Having To Hold Back For Fear Of Bruising Or Killing My Partner When I Mate. (vane) And People Think I Speak My Mind. Jeez. You Will Just Say Anything, Won’t You? (sunshine)

It’s Entirely Up To You, Artie. He Lives Or Dies By Your Word. (acheron) No, Akri! Don’t Ask Her That. She Never Let Me Have No Fun. She A Mean Goddess! (simi)

And As I Recall, You Told Me To Shut Up. (acheron) I’m An Asshole. I Admit It. I’ve Been Going To Weekly Assholes Anonymous Meetings, But It Takes A Long Time To Undo A Few Thousand Years Of Habit. And To Think You Have Even More Years To Undo Than Me. (zarek)

I Just Love To Put A Hurt On Evil Things. (katra)

What Are You Doing Here? (artemis) I Wanted To Thank You For What You Did Tonight, But As I Considered That, It Dawned On Me That You Have Never Once In Eleven Thousand Years Done Anything For Me For Free. The Sheer Fear Factor Of That Realization Alone Has Made Me Come Seeking You. So What Gives? (acheron)

They Had Seen Zarek Take Out A Pair Of Daimons. Great. Just Great. He Closed His Eyes And Cursed. This Night Was Starting To Rate Right Up There With Abscessed Teeth.’ (talon)

Inside Us All Are Pieces Of That Which Makes The Neagitve. Demons Are Neither Good Nor Bad. Like You, They Have Many Facets. It Is That Inner Essence, Or Drive, If You Will, That We All Have That Guides Us Through Our Lives. Sometimes Those Voices That Drive Us Are Whispered Memories That Live Deep Inside And Cause Us Such Pain That We Have No Choice Except To Let It Out And To Hurt Those Around Us. But At Other Times, The Voice Is Love And Compassion, And It Guides Us To A Gentler Place. In The End, We, Alone, Must Choose What Path To Walk. No One Can Help Us With It. (menyara)

Never Take Your Eyes Off Your Opponent. And Never Think You Don’t Have To Work For A Victory. Even Now, You Could Surprise Me. (takeshi)

Mrs. Gautier, I Hear There Are Places Online Where You Can Sell Children For A Good Price. Nick Is Still Young Enough, He Should Fetch Enough To Tide You Over For A Bit.” – Rosa

Oh, Come On. I Have To Know About The Who-do Voodoo That You Do. (nick)

You Know, I Really Hate Romans, But I Have To Say Their Descendants Make One Fine Automobile. (kyrian)

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.

So Just Look Mean And Don’t Make Eye Contact With Anyone. (syn) Gee, Hon, You Take Me To The Most Wonderful Places. (shahara)

Let Me Out Of Here, Katra. Now. (sin) I Can't. (kat) Then I Hope You Can Live With The Death Of Humanity On Your Conscience. I’ll Just Sit Myself Over Here Until It’s Over. You Got Any Good Dvds I Can Watch? It’ll Help Drown Out The Screams For Mercy. Especially From The Kids. Those Are Always The Hardest To Ignore. (sin)

My Enemies Can Take What They Want, But My Life Is Mine And So Long As I Breathe, It Has Value. I Won't Ever Give Up. Not Again.

It's Settled, Then," Grace Said. She Turned Back To Nick. "take The Jag To The Car Wash And For Heaven's Sake Clean The Mcdonald's Happy Meal Boxes Out Of It." "hey," Nick Said, His Face Offended. "that's A Low Blow. Those Boxes Are Collectibles.

I Wasn't Going To Say Anything About That, Tabitha," He Said Quietly. "i Only Wanted To Tell You That Your Compassion For Other People Overwhelms Me.""oh." She Offered Him A Tenuous Smile. "i'm Just Used To People Condemning Everything I Do."he Lifted Her Hand To His Lips And Kissed Her Knuckles. "i Don't Condemn You, My Lady. I Only Admire You.

The Past Is History Written In Stone That Can't Be Altered. The Future Is Transitory And Never Guaranteed. Today Is The Only Thing You Can Alter For Certain. Make The Most Of It.

Only Because I’m Not A Morning Person. (joe) And You’re Not A Night Person Either. Face It, Babe. You’ve Only Got Two Good Minutes A Day. The Minute Before Noon And The Minute Right After. (tee)

I Learned A Long Time Ago Not To Judge People By What They Look Like, Sound Like, Or By The Clothes They Wear. Just Because A House Is Nice And Shiny Out Front Doesn’t Mean It’s Not Rotting On The Inside. (kyrian)

This Can’t Be Happening. It’s Just Not Possible. (cassandra) Oh, Well, Let’s Not Have Reality Intrude Now, Shall We? I Mean, Hey, You’re A Mythological Being Descended From Mythological Beings And You’re In The House Of An Immortal Guardian No Human Can Remember Five Minutes After They Leave His Presence. Who’s To Say That You Can’t Get Pregnant In A Dream By Him? What? We’re Jumping Into The Realm Of Reality Now? (katra)

(at The Back Of The Cave, Phoebe Placed Her Hand Against One Of The Stones Where A Spring Release Opened An Elevator Door. Chris Gave An Over Exaggerated Gape.) Holy Hand Grenade, Batman, It’s A Bat Cave. (chris)

If You’re Trying To Seduce Me, Vane, You’re A Bit Late. At His Point I’m Pretty Much A Sure Thing For You.

If You Leave Here, War Can Find You Again. What Are You Going To Do If That Happens? (tory) Leave Bloodstains On His Best Shirt. (acheron)

Oh, Yeah, Insanity Ran Deep In The Roots Of That Family Tree.’ (talon)

The Fork Was Invented Sometime In The Fifteenth Century, I Believe.” “really?” She Asked. “were You There?” His Features Blank, He Looked Up And Asked, “what, For The Invention Of The Fork Or The Fifteenth Century?

What About When They’re Hibernating? (leta) The Coyotes Get Them. (aiden) Well, Then, I Guess You Need To Go Ahead And Shoot Me And Get It Over With. The Coyotes Are Probably Starving In This Weather. (leta)

Yes, But If We Hurt The Abadonna In The Process, We’re Going To Find Out What It Feels Like To Be Turned Inside Out. Literally. Like Most Beings, I Actually Like The Fact That My Skin Is Outside My Body. (urian)

Dazed, Nick Nodded, Then Looked To Caleb. “i’m Such An Effing Idiot.” “we Knew That,” He Said Drily. “we Definitely Didn’t Have To Throw You Into A Coma For That Little-known Nugget.

Hey!" Caleb Snapped As He Realized Nick Was About To Lock Him On The Outside With Their Attackers. He Pushed The Door Open And Glared At Him. "no Man Left Behind." Nick Scoffed. "this Aint' The Army, Boy. It's Every Man For Himself. Fall Behind. Get Eaten

I Find That Hard To Believe. Nothing Comes Free In This World. Ever. (sin) Then Get Up And Get Dressed. There’s The Door. I’m Sure You Know How To Use It. It’s A Really Simple Process. You Put One Foot In Front Of The Other, Turn The Knob, And Keep Going. (kat)

Well . . . He Lets It Ruin His Life. He Gets So Obsessed With Going After The One Thing That Hurt Him That He Loses Sight Of Everything Else. He Becomes Isolated From Everyone And Everything. Paranoid. He Feels Like He Can't Trust Anyone Around Him Ever. In The End, He Loses Everything, Even His Life. And For What? Total Stupidity, If You Ask Me.

Hey. (she Took His Chin In Her Hand So That She Could Move His Head Back And Forth While She Examined Him.) You’re Hurting In There. That Would Make Akri Very Sad. He Doesn’t Like For His Dark-hunters To Hurt And The Simi Don’t Like It When Akri Is Sad. Why Are You Hurt? (simi)

I Refuse To Believe This Was My Fate. I Was Not Meant To Be This. I Was Never Meant To Be..." The Pain In His Eyes Tore Through Her. "this Can't Be All I Was Born For.

…life Isn’t A Puzzle To Be Solved. It’s An Adventure To Be Savored. Let Every Challenge Be A New Mountain To Climb, Not An Obstacle To Get In Your Way And Stop You. Yeah, It’ll Be Hard, But Once You Reach The Summit Of It, You’ll Be Able To See The World For What It Really Is. And At The Top, It Never Seems To Have Been As Difficult A Feat To Climb There As You First Made It Out To Be. Most Of All, You’ll Know That You Beat That Mountain, And That You Rule It. It Does Not Rule You.

One Single Word And I Swear I’ll Rip Your Tongue Out. (zephyra)

Count Yourself Lucky. I Watched My Entire Family As They Were Eaten Alive By The Very Pack Of Animals You Have Downstairs In Your House With Your Child. The Blood Of My Parents Flowed From Their Bodies Through The Floorboards And Drenched Me While I Lay In Terror Of Being Torn Apart By Them. I Was Only A Year Older Than Your Child When It Happened. My Parents Gave Their Lives For Mine And I Watched As They Gave Them. So You’ll Have To Excuse Me If I Have A Hard Time Thinking Good Of Any Animal Except Those Who Are Dead Or Caged. (angelia)

Dev-"come In Peace Or Leave In Pieces

I Think It's Important For People To Know That Bad Things Do Happen To Good People And That Life Can Throw A Serious Curveball At Even The Most Cautious And "prepared" People Out There.

Nick Cleared His Throat. “do Not … And I Mean Do … Not … Take This The Wrong Way, Okay?” He Wrapped His Arms Around Ash And Hugged Him. “i Will Always Be Your Brother,” He Whispered In Ash’s Ear. “and I Won’t Ever Hate You.

So, You're Like Angel? (amanda) You Watch Way Too Much Television. Angel Has A Soul. I Don't. (kyrian) Now You're Back To Being Scary Again. (amanda) Baby, You Ain't Seen Scary Yet. (kyrian)

Love Is The Greatest Corrupter Ever Known And Has Been The Numbers One Downfall Of Mankind Since The First Creation.

It’s Not Manly To Hurt Others Or Belittle Them. Respect And Kindness Require More Courage Because People Take Advantage Of Those.

You’re A Wondering Soul, Looking For A Peace That Doesn’t Exist. Lost You Will Be Until You Find The One Inner Truth. We Can Never Hide From What We Are. The Only Hope Is To Embrace It.’ (old Seer)

You Woke Up On The Wrong Side Of The Oak Tree, Didn’t You? (acheron)

I Feel Like I’ve Known You Forever. Like I’ve Held You In My Heart For Centuries. (talon)

I’m No Longer Human And There Is No Past.’ (acheron's Litany)

The Simi Is Very Environmentally Sound. Eat Everything Except For Hooves. I Don’t Like Those, They Hurt My Teeth. Thanatos Don’t Have Hooves, Do He? (simi) No, Simi, He Doesn’t. (acheron) Ooo, Good Eating Tonight. I Get A Daimon For Barbecue. Can I Go Now, Akri? Can I? Can I? Can I, Please? (simi)

When Everything Else Falls Down Around Us, Just Knowing That There's Another Person Who Will Miss Us When We're Gone Is Enough To See Us Through Our Darkest Moments.

My Mother Fed My Love Of Demons, Science Fiction, And Paranormal. She Was A Devout Horror Movie Fan Who Kept Me Up Until The Wee Hours To Watch Outer Limits, Night Gallery, Twilight Zone, And Star Trek. We Lived To Watch Those Reruns.

On Second Thought She Hoped She Never Met A Woman That Attractive.. If She Did, She Would Be Morally Obligated To Run Her Over With Her Car.." Bride

There Are Cases Where Examinations Are Admitted, Namely, Before The Coroner, And Before Magistrates In Cases Of Felony. That Appears To Me To Go Rather In Support Of The General Rule Than In Destruction Of It. Every Exception That Can Be Accounted For Is So Much A Confirmation Of The Rule That It Has Become A Maxim, Exceptio Probat Regulam.

Xedrix-"no, Our Motto Is 'everything Tastes Better With Hot Sauce.

I Don’t Know. Word Around The Girls’ Locker Room Is That All Of You Are So Hard Up, You Were Cruising The Senior Center, Trying To Find A Prom Date.” – Nick

(looking At Their Son On Ultrasound.) He Looks Like An Angel. (cassandra) I Don’t Know. I Think He Looks Like A Frog Or Something. (wulf)

Nice Knees, Bud, But The Hairy Legs Could Use A Bush Hog. (kyrian)

You Asked My Opinion And I Gave It. Of Course You Have To Remember That If I’d Been On The Island With Gilligan, He’d Have Been Killed Ten Minutes Into The First Episode. Where I Come From, Incompetence And Stupidity Are Reasons For Justifiable Homicide. (varyk)

...it Is By Our Actions That We Are Destroyed Or Saved. The Choice Is Ours.

Stop The Pain.” – Tory “you Know I Can’t.” – Acheron “fine. But Next Time You’re The One Who’s Doing Labor Duty. I Get To Sit There And Hold Your Hand.” – Tory (and Again He Laughed. She Glared At Him.) “you Have No Sense Of Self Preservation, Do You?” – Tory

Do People Always Act This Way Around You? (kiara) You Should Have Seen The Reactions When I Wore A League Uniform. Those Were Actually Comical. Except For The Ones Who Lost Control Of Their Bowels. Then It Was Just Messy. (nykyrian)

If It Is Our Destiny To Be Hit By The Train, We Will Be Hit By The Train. The Only Thing We Can Change Is How The Train Turns Us Into A Hamburger.

Bubba Was The One Person Who Wouldn’t Even Bat An Eyelash That Nick Was Talking To An “imaginary” Friend. Heck, He’d Probably Bring One Of His Own Out To Play, Too. ~nick

Caleb Could Be So Testy For No Known Reason. At Times, It Was Like Dating A Woman With Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Or Rabies.

There's Only So Many Times You Can Kick A Dog Before It Turns Viscous. (julian)

Is There A Point To Your Latest Irritation, Kish? (sin) Had A Sudden Death Wish. Felt The Deep Need To Come Up Here And Have You Freeze Me. (kish)

He Was Like Some Wild, Untamed Creature That You Could Keep And Feed For A Time, But In The End You Knew You'd Have To Let It Go For Its Own Sake As Well As Yours.

But He’s Never Been Interested In Me, And The Last Time I Made A Move On Him, Caillen Almost Tore My Arm Out Of Its Socket. Lesson Learned. Syn Off-limits. (kasen)

Vengeance Only Destroys The One Who Seeks It. (theo- Geary’s Grandfather/acheron)

Don’t Ask Me Any More Questions, Keller. I’m Just Going To Lie To You And I’d Rather Not Have The Stress Of Trying To Remember What Lie I Handed You. (alexion)

Maybe They’re Customers. (simone) For A Doll Store? Yes, I Can Just See Them Now…i’ll Take The Frilly Pink Baby Doll. (liza)

You Don’t Trust Any Man, Ephani. (danger) And Neither Should You, Little Sister. Take A Bit Of Amazon Advice. Ride Him Into The Ground All Night Long, Then Slide A Blade Between His Ribs Come Morning. (ephani) That's Harsh. (alexion) So Is Life. (ephani)

Believe Me, Lady, My Strength Is The One Thing I Never Doubt. (vane) It’s Amazing The Lies We Tell Other People, Isn’t It? (sunshine's Grandmother)

Hopeless Implies That At One Time There Was Hope. And That's Another Word I Don't Understand. Hope Only Exists For People Who Have Choices. [zarek]

She’s Been Hanging Out With Nick.” – Acheron “nick? As In I-hate-your-guts-ash-go-die Nick?” – Tory

Have You Any Idea Of What You’ve Unleashed? (hades) Cruelty, Pestilence, Wrath, Violence, Ultimate Suffering…what Other Gifts Did The Gods Bestow On Him?

Most Of All, I Like The Fact That You Share Yourself With Me. That I Don't Have To Prove My Strength To You. I Don't Have To Hurt Or Be Hurt To Lie With You." - Vane

(she Grabbed Him For A Bear Hug.) Stop Sexually Harassing Me, Mom. (nick)

As The Great Poet Wrote, ‘to Thine Own Self Be True.’…what? You Don’t Think A Skotos Can Be Literate? I Happen To Love Shakespeare. Hamlet Is One Of My Faves. (zeth) I’m Not Touching That One With Tongs And A Gas Mask. (jericho)

You Better, Artemis. Because If You Don’t Get Him Under Control, The World Is Going To Become The Very Thing That Makes You Wake Up Screaming At Night. (acheron)

A Word Of Wisdom To You, Akribos, You Need To Learn To Accept Gifts. (catera) There’s No Such Thing As A Gift. If I Were To Take That From You, Sooner Or Later You Would Ask A Favor From Me In Return. Nothing In Life Is Ever Truly Given Without Expectation. (acheron)

Words Of Wisdom

Relax, The Bad Guys Don’t Knock. (romeo)

A Man May Publish Anything Which Twelve Of His Countrymen Think Not Blamable.

They Say When You're About To Die, You See Your Entire Life Flash Before Your Eyes. They Lied. The Only Thing Nick Gautier Could See Flashing Was Kyrian Hunter's Vampire Fangs.

The One Thing I Try To Do With Everything I Write Is Open People's Eyes To Those They Normally Ignore Or Dismiss. To Make People Aware Of The "other" Side Of Things. That Someone's Circumstances May Not Be What You Think They Are Or What They Show To The World.

But Don’t Ever Let Yourself Forget That The Person You Care About Fills An Emptiness No One Else Ever Has And That While Life With Them Can Seriously Suck At Times, Those Moments When It Doesn’t Are Worth All The Aggravation Of Falling Into The Toilet And Getting Soaked When You’re Half Asleep.

Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies.

Tragedy And Adversary Are The Stones We Sharpen Our Swords Against So We Can Fight New Battles.

My God. Is There Some Unwritten Law That You Guys Have To Be Giants? (amanda) What Can I Say? Artemis Likes Her Dark-hunters Tall. Short Men Need Not Apply. (acheron)

You'd Be Surprised How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubies.

You Are The Energizer Bunny For Badasses. -ash

Oh, Gods, You’re Mated! I Really Hope It’s To Aimee. (bride) Thankfully So. Otherwise I’d Have Had To Kill Me Some Ho And Then Beat Fang Senseless. (aimee)

We’re Always Alone. You Can Be In A Crowded Room And Still Feel The Bite Of Loneliness. Personally, I Find That It Bites Deepest Whenever Others Are Around.

There Will Never Be Peace Between Us. Ever. You Shattered Any Hope Of It When You Watched Your Brother Kill Me And Refused To Speak Up On My Behalf. (acheron) I Was Afraid. (artemis) And I Was Butchered And Gutted On The Floor Like An Animal Sacrifice. Excuse Me If I Don’t Feel Your Pain. I’m Too Busy With My Own. (acheron)

Ahhh The Beauty Of Annihilation. There's Nothing Like It.

Best Hope For What, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You Know, My Life Was Going Along…well, Rather Crappily, To Be Honest, But At Least No One Was Trying To Kill Me And No One Was Dying Around Me. Since I Met You, My Life Has Taken The High Road To Shitsville, With No Off-ramp In Sight. (susan)

Familiarity Breeds Contempt. By Bringing Them In Close, They Realize That You’re Just As Human As They Are. That’s When The Madness Sets In. They Can’t Understand Why You Have More Than They Do When You’re Just A Regular Human Being The Same As Them. Then They Hate You For It. (leta)

There Are Some Pains That Run Too Deep For Anything To Absolve Them. The Best We Can Do Is Pick Up The Pieces And Hope For The Strength We Need To Keep Going.

There Are Some Things That Defy Explanation- Kind Of Like. . . You Know, You.

Jealousy Can’t Sour Someone To This Extreme, Can It? (aiden) It Can And It Does. Believe Me. I’ve Seen A Lot Worse Than This In My Billion Or So Years Of Existence – The First Murder Man Committed Was One Brother Against The Other For No Other Reason Than That One Petty Emotion. Jealousy Turns To Hatred Which Then Turns To Poison. It Infects And It Destroys Until It Eats Someone Alive. (deimos)

I Like That Zarek. He Quality People! He Even Gave Me A Can Opener So I Don’t Have To Use My Fangs. I Like That. Metal Is Hard On The Teeth. Pork And Beans Popsicle. Yummy! My Favorite! (simi)

I Will Fear No Evil For I Am The Baddest Beast In The Land. (nick)

Jess:"sasha? I Need Some Tissue To Pack My Nose With." Sasha:"is That Hygienically Sound?" Jess:"sasha..." Sasha:"fine, But If You Get Toxic Shock Up Your Nose, Buddy, Remember I Warned You." Jess Pulled A Couple Out And Wedged Them Into His Nostrils. He Gave Abigail A Sheepish Smile. "sexy, Right?" Abby: "oh Yeah, Baby. You're So Hot Right Now, If I Was A Chicken I'd Lay Hard-boiled Eggs.

Good Tuna-fish Sandwiches; He’s The Tallest Man I’ve Ever Seen! (pam)

Now That System Has Weakened To The Point He And His Worst Disciples Are Able To Be Free. He Wants Total Mayhem And Bloodshed. Most Of All, He Wants Sin To Suffer For Helping To Lock Him In There. (zakar) Oh, This Just Gives You The Warm And Fuzzies, Doesn’t It? (kat)

The Simi Gots Some Barbecue Sauce In Her Bag. It Kind Of Looks Like Blood If You Squint At It The Right Way. And It Don’t Coagulate Between Your Teeth Like Blood Or Give You Them Funky Burps, Not To Mention It Tastes A Lot Better Too. Especially Over That Type A Stuff. Bleh! I’d Rather Eat My Shoes. But That O-flavored Blood…yum! (she Straightened And Held One Finger Up In A Gesture That Strangely Reminded Him Of Smokey The Bear.) And Just Remember, Kids, Three Out Of Four Demons All Prefer Barbecue Sauce Over Hemoglobin. (simi)

It Is Of Infinite Importance To The Public That The Acts Of Magistrates Should Not Only Be Substantially Good, But Also That They Should Be Decorous.

I Can’t Believe I’m Mated To Someone Who’s Allergic To Me. (ravyn) You? I’m The One Who Should Be Having A Hissy. How Do I Introduce You To People? Hi, This Is My…what? Significant Other? Mate? Pet? (susan)

Simone’s Mother Was An Unfortunate Mistake. Palackas, Simone’s Father, Was A Bound Demon Who Stumbled Across Her One Night While He Was Carrying Out An Order For His Master. One Thing Led To Another…he Inserted Part A Into Slot B, And He Fell In Love With Her... (jaden)

Beat Him Until There’s No Skin Left On His Back. If He Passes Out, Wake Him And Beat Him Again. (father) Love You, Too, Father. (acheron)

What A Way To Pay A Man Back For Helping You. Gah, I Suck As A Human Being.’ (shahara)

You Mean You Don’t Know? (wulf) No. In Fact, I’m Thinking Right Now That One, If Not Both Of Us, Needs To Put Down The Crack Pipe And Start This Night Over. (cassandra)

What Are You? (a Daimon) Oh Please, Let Me Give You The Job Description. Me, Dark-hunter. You, Daimon. I Hit, You Bleed. I Kill, You Die. (zarek)

I Swear It On Solin’s Life. (arik) Uh, Excuse Me? (solin) I Would, But There’s Truly No Excuse For You. (arik)

He Won’t Last Long, Akri. Thanatos Is Barbecue. And I Like My Barbecue. Just Tell Me How You Want Him, Akri, Normal Recipe Or Extra Crispy. I’m Partial To Extra Crispy Myself. They Crunch Louder When Deep-fried. Reminds Me, I Need Some Bread Crumbs. (simi)

Are You Suggesting I’m Not Normal? (nykyrian) Oh Yeah, Baby, You Ooze Normality. From The Top Of That Assassin’s Braid To The Tip Of Those Boots That I’m Pretty Sure Conceal Retractable Blades. You’re Just An Average Joe. No Doubt About It. Cause, You Know, Everyone Sits For Hours Doing Nothing But Typing. (kiara)

Death Is The One Predator We Can't Escape. But Vampires Have Found The Loophole So Many Of Us Crave. I Think That's The Allure Of Vampirism.

You’re Such A Crybaby. (tee) Let Me Almost Shoot Off One Of Your Testicles And See How You Cope. (joe) You Shouldn’t Have Moved, Joe. It Was Your Fault. (tee) Yeah, Everything’s My Fault. (joe) Good, Then We Agree. (tee)

Can You Take Human Form In Daylight? (talon) Obviously So. Ever Tried To Answer A Phone Without Opposable Thumbs? (vane)

Hey, T-rex? Remind Me Next Time I Want To Get Smartass With You That It’s A Really Stupid Move On My Part? (talon) Oh, No, You Don’t, You Wuss. You Told Me The Next Time You Saw Ash You Were Going To Ask Him If He’d Seen The Movie 10,000 Bc And If It’d Made Him Homesick. (wulf)

Fine, But I’m Not Ripping The Head Off A Voodoo Chicken Or Drinking Anything Disgusting. (grace)

Show No Fear To Your Enemies. Only Contempt. Never Let Anyone Look Down On You. You're Just As Good As Any Of Them. I Don't Care Who They Are. Better In Fact. In Our World, Dagans Are Royalty And You, My Son, Are A Prince.

I, For One, Am Exhausted. I’ve Been Threatened, Beaten, Bitten And Killed, And That Was Just In The Last Hour. (jericho)

She Couldn’t Very Well Let Him Join Her In Bed Like That. Sure You Could. No I Can’t. Please? Hush, Self, Let Me Think.’ (grace)

I Assure You, Princess, If You Saw The Real Me, You’d Run For Cover. (zarek) Only If I Knew You’d Be Waiting Under That Cover For Me. (astrid)

Because People Learn From Their Mistakes, Danger. Pain And Failure Are A Natural Part Of Life. It's Kind Of Like A Parent Who Watches Their Child Fall Down While Learning To Walk. Instead Of Coddling The Child, You Set Them Back On Their Feet And Let Them Try Again. They Have To Stumble Before They Can Run. (alexion) Do You Really Believe That We Need To Have Our Hearts Ripped Out? (danger) A Flower Can't Grow Without Rain. (alexion) Too Much Rain And It Drowns. (danger) And Yet The Most Beautiful Of The Lotus Flowers Are The Ones That Grow In The Deepest Mud. (alexion)

Okay, I’m Dreaming. Hallucinating. Brought On By Stress. I Had A Hard Day Today And This Is My Mind Trying To Protect Itself From…from Stuff. Lots Of Stuff. (geary) (arik, Trieg, And Zt Stare At Geary.) Oh, Like I’m Any Less Sane Than The Three Of You Just Because I Talk To Myself. (geary)

I Don’t Know Who Has It, But Apparently Other People Have Been Playing It Which Is Why We Have Zombies Cropping Up All Over The Place. (madaug) Yeah, Two And Three At A Time, ‘cause God Forbid Kids Should Do What We Did Back In The Old Days And Play In A Room By Ourselves. What Kind Of Geeks Are They Raising Nowadays? Geeks With Friends Who Play Video Games Together. Whoever Heard Of Such? It’s The End Of Days, I’m Telling You All. (bubba)

How Could One Sentence Uttered In Anger Cause So Much Damage? But Then Words Were The Most Powerful Thing In The Universe. Cuts And Bruises Always Healed, But Words Spoken In Anger Were Most Often Permanent. They Didn’t Damage The Body, They Destroyed The Spirit. (acheron)

It's Easy To Make Mistakes. It's Living With The Consequences Of Them That's The Hardest.

See What? I Didn’t See Anything. There Were No Scary People There. Nothing Freaky. I’m Going Home Now And Tomorrow I’m Going To Have The Doctors Check For A Brain Tumor. Full Battery Of Tests. Whole Nine Yard. Whatever’s Wrong With Me, We’ll Find It And Deal With It. At This Point, My Vote Is Either Tumor Or Space Alien Testing. Either One Works For Me. (geary)

I've Been A Dj, Janitor, Ditch Digger, Waitress, Computer Instructor, Programmer, Mechanic, Web Developer, Clerk, Manager, Marketing Director, Tour Guide And Dorm Manager, Among Other Things.

You’ve No Idea...my Tongue Has Been Known To Let Blood On Four Continents. (geary)

Don’t Touch Me. It Makes My Skin Crawl. (grace) Grace! I Can’t Believe You– (selena) At Least She Didn’t Spit In My Face With Her Dying Breath. (julian) They Shoot, They Score. A Direct Hit Straight Through The Heart And Into The Raw Nerves. (selena)

Well, I Guess I’m Just Not As Special As You Are. (urian) No One Knows Their True Mettle Until It’s Been Tested. This Is Yours. Whether You Pass Or Fail Is Entirely Up To You. I Can’t Tell You What To Do, But I Know Where I’ll Be Tonight. (acheron)

Unfortunately, The Heart Played Its Own Tune, And It Was Deaf To What The Head Tried To Tell It.’ – Abigail

He Wanted To Work In Hot Woman Valhalla Until He Died Of Testosterone Poisoning. (nick)

Fine, Just Don’t Eat My Mom, Okay? She’s Had A Bad Enough Life Without Becoming The Bride Of Dracula.” – Nick

No, But It’s What I Need To Know The Answer To. (sin) Yes, Sin. I Missed You. I’ve Mourned For You. I’ve Hated You. I’ve Wanted To Sic Simi On You With Barbecue Sauce And I’ve Done Nothing But Think About How Much I Just Want To Hold You…and Yes, I’ve Missed Every Part Of You, From That Annoying Little Sound You Make When You’re Irritated To The Way You Hold Me When We Sleep. Now Are You Happy? (kat) I’m Delirious. (sin)

For The Record, Do I Know Anyone Not A Demon Or A Freak?” – Nick “yes, You Do. Not Sure If Bubba And Mark Go Into The Latter Or Not, Though. I’m Too Tired To Mentally Categorize Them. You Figure It Out, And I’ll Go With Your Dewey Decimal.” – Caleb

Settle Down, Pup. I Ain’t Had My Caffeine Yet.” – Sundown

You See, You’re Doing It Again. Telling Me Nothing. (tory) You Know, Trust Is Always A Good Idea…for Someone Else. Every Time I’ve Ever Made The Mistake Of Trusting Someone…it Was A Mistake That I Regretted And Paid For Dearly. I’m Really Happy That No One Has Ever Hurt You Badly. I Haven’t Been So Lucky, Okay? (acheron)

My Mother Always Said That The Strongest Steel Is Forged By The Fires Of Hell.

I Hate You! (artemis) Oh, Please Don’t Get My Hopes Up. You Almost Gave Me A Hard-on With That Thought. At Least Tell Me This Time Your Hatred Will Last More Than Five Minutes. (acheron)

Stars Aren’t Supposed To Cry. They’re Supposed To Laugh. (zarek) How Can I Laugh When I Have No Heart? (astrid) You Have A Heart. (he Placed Her Hand Over His.) One That Only Beats For You, Princess. (zarek)

I Wasn't Born, I Was Unleashed.

Look, I Don’t Care What The Ooga-boogas Do. It Sounds Like They Need A Family Counselor, Not A Sniper. (steele) They’re Not Ooga-boogas, They’re Uhbukistanis. (syd) Whatever. My Personal Belief Is That We Should Leave Ooga-booga Land To The Oomp-loompas. Let Them Fight It Out With The Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, And The Mean Vermicious Knids. I’d Rather Go Peal Carrots With A Spoon. (steele)

God Forbid I Should Bleed To Death, Eh? Then You'd Have To Cart Around My Rotting Corpse. (kyrian) Could You Be Any More Morbid? Jeez, Who Was Your Idol Growing Up? Boris Karloff? (amanda) Hannibal, Actually. (kyrian) You're Trying To Scare Me, Aren't You? Well, It Won't Work. I Grew Up In A House With An Angry Poltergeist And Two Sisters Who Used To Conjure Demons Just To Fight Them. Buster, I've Seen It All And Your Gallows Humor Isn't Working On Me. (amanda)

Why Lily?” “it’s The Most Sacred And Beautiful Of All Flowers In Egypt. They Bloom In Mud And Shine In The Darkness Like A Gift From The Gods To Remind You That No Matter How Bad Something Is, It Will Get Better. That No Matter How Dark The Night, The Light Will Come For You. If You Partake Of Them, They Have The Power To Calm And Soothe You, And To Heal Your Wounds.” When He Spoke His Next Words, They Were Laced With Emotion And Sincerity. “you Are, And Will Always Be, My Sšn.

Didn't I Tell You Not To Touch The Lamborghini? (kyrian) (hunter Groused An Instant Before He Cut The Wheel And Sent The Vampire Flying Through The Air.) And They Told Me You Guys Couldn't Fly. (kyrian)

No Offense But I Don't Relish Being Someone's Science Experiment. Been There, Done That, And Sold The T-shirt For Profit. (sebastian)

Let Him Go, Julian. His Entire Body Isn’t Worth One Molecule Of Yours. (grace) (to Paul) Where I Come From, We Butchered Worthless Cowards Like You Just For Practice. (julian)

Next Time I’ll Just Send The Three Of You E-mails. What Was I Thinking When I Decided To Have This Meeting? (acheron) Oh, I Know. That Men Who Are A Couple Of Thousand Years Old Could Actually Behave Like Grownups? (nick) (zarek Elbowed Nick In The Stomach.) Oops. Involuntary Arm Spasm. (zarek)

I Beg Your Pardon. I’m Not Gross. (simone) Grody To The Max. Gag Me With A Spoon. I’ve Seen You In The Mornings. You’re Not Exactly Well Coiffed. (jesse)

The Way To Overcome The Angry Man Is With Gentleness, The Evil Man Goodness, The Miser With Generosity, And The Liar With Truth. (indian Proverb) It Sounds Good, Doesn’t It? If Only People And Life Were That Effing Easy. Trust Me, It Takes More Than A Friendly Biscuit To Tame A Hungry Lion. And It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It’s War. (savitar)

Glad To See You’re Still Breathing.” – Caleb “glad To Be Breathing.” – Nick

They’re Lucky I Didn’t Rip Their Arms Off For Touching Her. (devyn)

I Don't Want You Skinny, Bride. I Like You As You Are." His Breath Tickled Her Neck As He Spoke And Sent Heat All Over Her. "my People Have A Saying. Meat Is For The Man, The Bone Is For The Dog." "yeah, But You're Both." "and When Given A Choice Between Ribs And Steak, I Go For Top Choice Every Time.

Of Course, It Would Help If She Could Stay Focused, But She Had The Attention Span Of A Sick Flea.’ (sunshine)

I Learned The Bad Guys Are Not Always Bad, The Good Guys Are Not Always Good.

Why Were We Fighting If You Had That Kind Of Power?" In Unison, Every Ex-dark-hunter And Nick Said, "just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should." "and Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right," Wulf Said. When The Other Guys Looked Confused By His Solo Outburst, He Added, "i Guess I'm The Only One He Ever Said That One To.

Every Life, No Matter How Isolated, Touches Hundred Of Others. It's Up To Us To Decide If Those Micro Connections Are Positive Or Negative. But Whichever We Decide, It Does Impact The Ones We Deal With.

What I Like To Believe, And What I Do Firmly Hold To, Is That In Us All We Do Have The Ability To Remain Honorable, No Matter What Has Been Done To Us. No Matter What Horrors We've Witnessed.

I'm A Gunfighter, Jim, Not A Demonologist." Sin Moved Past Him So That He Could Burn The Body O N The Ground. "nice Bones Impression. Roddenberry Would Be Proud.

Don’t You Like Them? (nykyrian) Did You See The Price? (kiara) I’m More Than Capable Of Supplying You With Several Wardrobes From Here. (nykyrian) But– (kiara) But Nothing, Mu Tara. Start Shoping. (nykyrian) This Really Isn’t– (kiara) Kiara. Buy Clothes Or Go Naked. Personally, Naked Works For Me. (nykyrian) Fine. When You’re Homeless And Bankrupt, Remember I Tried To Stop You. (kiara)

You Taste So Good. I Could Kiss You Forever. (adron) You’re Not So Bad Yourself In A Lethal, I’ll-kill-you-if-you-look-at-me-wrong Kind Of Way. (livia)

The Kid Dead On The Ground. Fourteen, Ash. Fourteen. I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “yeah…” – Acheron “ash, I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “got It. You’re Fourteen. I’m So Proud You Can Count That High. It’s A Testament To The Modern American Educational System. But I Should Probably Point Out That You’re Not The Only One. I’m Told You Go A School With A Whole Class Of – Get This – Kids Who Are Fourteen.” – Acheron

You Are Just So Helpful, Andrei. (esperetta) I Try To Be, Princess. (andrei) And You Fail With Such Panache. (esperetta)

Everyone Suffers At Least One Bad Betrayal In Their Lifetime. It’s What Unites Us. The Trick Is Not To Let It Destroy Your Trust In Others When That Happens. Don’t Let Them Take That From You.

Just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should.

One Word Can Give Someone The Strengththey Needed At The Moment Or It Can Shred Them Down To Nothing. A Single Smile Can Turn A Bad Moment Good. And One Wrong Outburstcould Be That Tiny Push That Causes Someone To Slip Over The Edge Of Destruction.

You Know, The Thing About Life And Love Is That They Are Both Ever-changing While People Seldom Are. (acheron)

Life Is Messy, Ren. It's Not Easy And It's Definitely Not For The Timid. Everyone Has A Past.

Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

He Offers You A Chance To Surrender. (female Gallu) I Told Him To Quit Sucking The Blood Of Idiots. It’s Now Infected His Own Intellect. (stryker)

We Have A Daimon Walk Into The Bar In Broad Daylight, And Now A Demon Sliming Dev. I Don´t Know About You, But That Doesn´t Seem Coincidental To Me.” “i Agree. Snot Funny.

How Frail You Are. I Don’t Want To Hurt You By Accident. (nykyrian) I’m Not As Frail As I Appear. I Know From Lots Of Experience That I Bounce Really Well. (kiara) I Would Kill Anyone Who Hurt You. (nykyrian)

I'm Not Sure I Know What "normal" Is.

Hey, Yummy Leather Guy? Can You Hear Me? (amanda)

Why Would You Train An Instrument Of Destruction? (jericho) We All Choose Our Destinies. Our Birth Doesn’t Dictate Our Future Unless We Allow It. (acheron)

If She’s So Important, Why Aren’t You Here Guarding Her? (wulf) Mostly Because This Ain’t Buffy And There’s Not One Single Hellmouth To Guard. I’m Up To My Armpits In Armageddon Down Here In New Orleans And Not Even I Can Physically Be In Two Places At Once. (acheron)

So What Do Wolves Do To Date?” Nick Asked. “we Don’t Date,” Vane Said. “when A Woman Is In Season, We Fight For Her And Then She Picks Who Mounts Her.” Nick Gaped. “are You Kidding? You Don’t Have To Buy Her Dinner? You Mean You Don’t Even Have To Talk To Her?” He Turned To Acheron. “dayam, Ash, Make Me A Wolf.

The Simi Has Needs. Lots Of Needs. I Need Akri’s Plastic Card, For One Thing. It Very Nice. People Give Me Lots Of Stuff When I Hand It To Them. Ooo, I Really Like The New Plastic Card He Gave Me With My Own Name On It. It Blue And All Sparkly And It Says Simi Parthenopaeus. Doesn’t That Have A Nice Ring To It? I Have To Say It Again. Simi Parthenopaeus. I Like That A Lot. It Even Has My Picture In The Corner And I Am A Very Attractive Demon If I Do Say So Myself. Akri Says It, Too. ‘simi, You Are Beautiful.’ I Like It When He Tells Me That. (simi)

A Single Smile From Her Could Make His Entire Being Burn. One Touch From Her Hand And He Was Undone. It Was Terrifying To Think Of How Much Power This One Person Had Over Him. How One Single Gesture From Her Could Affect Him So Profoundly. (sin Thinking About Kat)

I Say We Should Stake Him To An Anthill And Throw Little Pickles At Him! (selena)

People Make Their Own Reality. That Was What Praxis Had Taught Him Years Ago. A Hundred People Can Witness The Exact Same Event, And Give Two Hundred And Three Different Accountings Of It.

Ironically No One Ever Wants To Hear What I Have To Say About Anything. They Usually Argue With Me To The Point I Want To Put Them Through A Wall. Hopefully You Won’t Be So Dense. (acheron)

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