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When I Was Poor And I Complained About Inequality They Said I Was Bitter. Now I'm Rich And I Complain About Inequality They Say I'm A Hypocrite. I'm Starting To Think They Just Don't Want To Talk About Inequality.

-Russell Brand

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When I Was Poor

Russell Brand

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When I Was Poor And I Complained About Inequality They Said I Was Bitter. Now I'm Rich And I Complain About Inequality They Say I'm A Hypocrite. I'm Starting To Think They Just Don't Want To Talk About Inequality.

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The Economy Is Just A Metaphorical Device, It’s Not Real. That's Why It's Got The Word Con In It.

I Liked Bugs Bunny. He Was Pretty Good. He's Annoying As A Duck And He's Anti-proletarian. Daffy Duck I Couldn't See What Was Going On With Him. He Seemed Like He Was Angry About Something. My Favorite One Though Is Pinocchio. I Liked That Kid. He Was Made Of Wood. I Liked That For A Start. I Also Liked How He'd Tell A Lie And His Nose Would Grow. I Liked The Morality Of That.

God Is In The Mountains. Impassive, Immovable, Jagged Giants, Separating The Celestial From The Terrestrial With Eternal Diagonal Certainty. As If Silently Monitoring The Beating Heart Of The Creator From The Universe's Perfect Birth. Stood In The Thin Air And The Awe, One Inhales God, Involuntarily Acknowledging That We Are But Fragments Of A Whole, A Higher Thing. The Mountains Remind Me Of My Place, As A Servant To Truth And Wonder. Yes, God Is In The Mountains. Perhaps The Pulpit Too And Even In The Piety Of An Atheist's Sigh. I Don't Know; But I Feel Him In The Mountains.

If You Strip Away Self-effacement, Charm And The Spirit Of Mischief-qualities That Make Determination And Ambition Tolerable- You're Left With A Right Ar**hole.

All We Can Do Is Adapt The Way We View This Condition, Not As A Crime Or A Romantic Affectation But As A Disease That Will Kill. We Need To Review The Way Society Treats Addicts, Not As Criminals But As Sick People In Need Of Care.

Im Happy To Be A Part Of The Conversation, If More Young People Are Talking About Fracking Instead Of Twerking Were Heading In The Right Direction. The People That Govern Us Dont Want An Active Population Who Are Politically Engaged, They Want Passive Consumers Distracted By The Spectacle Of Which I Accept I Am A Part.

The Only Systems We Can Afford To Employ Are Those That Rationally Serve The Planet First, Then All Humanity. Not Out Of Some Woolly, Bullshit Tree-hugging Piffle But Because We Live On It, Currently Without Alternatives.

See All These Buildings, Russell? All These Buildings Were Once A Drawing On A Piece Of Paper, And Before That They Were An Idea In Someone’s Head. Any Idea That You Have, You Can Make Manifest.

Apathy Is A Rational Reaction To A System That No Longer Represents, Hears Or Addresses The Vast Majority Of People.

It's Highly Psychological, And Very Beautiful, And Overwhelming, And Real, And Trippy!

I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

Be Led By Your Talent, Not By Your Self-loathing; Those Other Things You Just Have To Manage.

The Way I've Been With Drink And Drugs Suggests I Have A Tendency To Get Addicted To Things.

I Didn't Cross The Line, You Drew It In After I Traversed It.

Even As A Junkie I Stayed True [to Vegetarianism] - 'i Shall Have Heroin, But I Shan't Have A Hamburger.' What A Sexy Little Paradox.

This Is No Time For Drinking A Mug Of Water - Which You Would Do Nowhere Else In The World. A Mug Of Water! You Just Don't Drink Water From Mugs, Do Ya? Except On The Telly. Water Out Of A Mug! Should Be A Hot Drink... Mug Of Water.

Life’s Never A Postcard Of Life, Is It? It Never Feels Like How You’d Want It To Look.

I'm Quite A Neurotic Thinker, Quite An Adrenalized Person. But After Meditation, I Felt This Beautiful Serenity And Selfless Connection.

Have You Considered That The Bible, Like All Religious Doctrine, May Be Allegorical And Symbolic, To Direct Us Toward One Holy Entity Of Love, As Opposed To A Simplistic Litiginous Text To Direct The Behavior Of Human Beings?

I Couldn't Possibly Have Sex With Someone With Such A Slender Grasp On Grammar!

Drugs And Alcohol Are Not My Problem, Reality Is My Problem, Drugs And Alcohol Are My Solution.

Question All Information When You Receive It. You Might Not Even Trust Me Look At Me, I've Got A Blanket Over Me Head.

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