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I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

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I Really, Really Love

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I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

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Better Than You

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Consciousness Exists Beyond Your Head, Between Our Heads, And It Can Manifest Harmony.

Im Happy To Be A Part Of The Conversation, If More Young People Are Talking About Fracking Instead Of Twerking Were Heading In The Right Direction. The People That Govern Us Dont Want An Active Population Who Are Politically Engaged, They Want Passive Consumers Distracted By The Spectacle Of Which I Accept I Am A Part.

Apathy Is A Rational Reaction To A System That No Longer Represents, Hears Or Addresses The Vast Majority Of People.

You Must Not Feel Persecuted And Examined. Liberate Yourself From The Idea That People Are Watching You.

I'm A Vegetarian. I Believe That We're All Equal. I Ain't Got No Right To Kill. Say A Fly Comes In My House, I Tolerate That Little A**hole.

If Love Is Something You Cherish, It Is Hard To Glean Much Joy From Death, Even In One's Enemies.

The Utilities And Facilities Of Major Corporations Can Be Confiscated And Given To Democratic Collectives

What Was Alien Was Being Ordinary, Being Humdrum, Being Trapped Into Appeasing...having To Crush And Stifle My Opinions, Not Being Allowed To Be Brilliant, Tricking Myself Into Mediocrity.

The Happiest Moments In Our Life Aren't "oh I Got A New Hat Or A Wonderful Silvery Object, Some Glistening Bauble." But It's When You Connect With Another Human Being. If You Can Find The $18 In Your Pocket, You Are Purchasing Dreams With That Money.

The Best Thing You Can Do Is Fall In Love. My Life Has Been Changed By Falling In Love.

Falling In Love

Love Of My Life

When You Bump Into Your Own Mom At An Orgy, It's Hard Not To Get Her To Read Into Certain Things.

Sometimes, As A Comedian, A Line Will Come To You, That Is So Beautiful, So Perfect, That You Think: I Did Not Create This Line. This Line Belongs To All Of Us. Surely This Is A Line Of God

I Also Quite Like To Be Recognized By Children; I Find It Sweet.

I Am Too Busy Thinking About Killing Myself.

The More People Who Have Access To This Vital Information The Better Society Will Be.

There Was [really] Little Difference Between Someone Acting Throwing French Fries In Your Face And Someone Throwing French Fries In Your Face.

You're A Musician, It Is Important That You Suffer!

I Think That There Is An Infinite Creative Force That Generates All Consciousness And All Matter And We Are All Connected And If You Align Yourself With This Infinite Creative Force Then You Can Be Positive And You Can Be Beautiful, I Don't Think Its A Person Or God, I Don't Believe In Any Particular Doctrine Or Dogma, Only That Humanity Is Connected.

The World Isn't Made Of Atoms, It's Made Of Stories.

I Recognize That I Have The Ability To Be Selfish, But I Also Recognize That You Can't Be Happy If You Only Care About Yourself At The Expense Of Other People.

All We Can Do Is Adapt The Way We View This Condition, Not As A Crime Or A Romantic Affectation But As A Disease That Will Kill. We Need To Review The Way Society Treats Addicts, Not As Criminals But As Sick People In Need Of Care.

I Thought I Was Promiscuous, But It Turns Out I Was Just Thorough.

My Life Is Just A Series Of Embarrassing Incidents Strung Together By Telling People About Those Embarrassing Incidents.

... And Drinking Neat Liquor From The Bottle, With All My Long Hair And My Shirt Undone And My Beads, Not So Much The Lizard King, More A Gecko Duchess, I Fitted In Nicely With Their Idea Of What A Creative Person Should Be.

I Think What's Actually Happened Is Print Media Is Becoming Obsolete, And This Is Like The Floundering Corpse Of A Dying Media. It Is Just Twitching.

Life’s Never A Postcard Of Life, Is It? It Never Feels Like How You’d Want It To Look.

I Like Threesomes With Two Women, Not Because I'm A Cynical Sexual Predator. Oh No! But Because I'm A Romantic. I'm Looking For "the One." And I'll Find Her More Quickly If I Audition Two At A Time.

As A Performer, I'm Very, Very Confident In What I Do.

I Don't Mind Having A Reputation As A Serious And Spiritual Person. I Think That Would Be A Nice Reputation To Have

When I Was Poor And I Complained About Inequality They Said I Was Bitter. Now I'm Rich And I Complain About Inequality They Say I'm A Hypocrite. I'm Starting To Think They Just Don't Want To Talk About Inequality.

Thus Another Friendship Was Dashed On The Cruel Rocks Amid The Storm Of My Self-destruction.

Question All Information When You Receive It. You Might Not Even Trust Me Look At Me, I've Got A Blanket Over Me Head.

The Economy Is Just A Metaphorical Device, It’s Not Real. That's Why It's Got The Word Con In It.

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