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There's Something About Watching An Animal That Puts You In Contact With Where We Came From And What We're Still A Part Of.

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There's Something About Watching An Animal That Puts You In Contact With Where We Came From And What We're Still A Part Of.

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Absolutely Nothing

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Loving Your Neighbour As Much As Yourself Is Practically Bloody Impossible? You Might As Well Have A Commandment That States,'thou Shalt Fly'.

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