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The Only One Who Didn't Know Was George Lucas. We Kept It From Him, Because We Wanted To See What His Face Looked Like When It Changed Expression--and He Fooled Us Even Then. He Got Industrial Light And Magic To Change His Facial Expressions For Him And Thx Sound To Make The Noise Of A Face-changing Expression.

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The Only One Who Didn't Know Was George Lucas. We Kept It From Him, Because We Wanted To See What His Face Looked Like When It Changed Expression--and He Fooled Us Even Then. He Got Industrial Light And Magic To Change His Facial Expressions For Him And Thx Sound To Make The Noise Of A Face-changing Expression.

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