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I Am About To Impart To You The Sacred Words My Father Gave To Me. It’s The Five Responses That Will Get You Out Of Any Female Problem…i Don’t Know What You’re Talking About. I Didn’t Do It. Baby, There’s No One Else In My World But You. Oops. And Jesus Is Lord. Not To Mention You Can Combine Them. Such As – I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, I Didn’t Do It, Or Jesus Is Lord, Baby, You Know There’s No One Else In My World But You. (jesse) (simone Opens The Bathroom Door.) Oops, Jesus Is Lord. (xypher)

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I Am About To Impart To You The Sacred Words My Father Gave To Me. It’s The Five Responses That Will Get You Out Of Any Female Problem…i Don’t Know What You’re Talking About. I Didn’t Do It. Baby, There’s No One Else In My World But You. Oops. And Jesus Is Lord. Not To Mention You Can Combine Them. Such As – I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, I Didn’t Do It, Or Jesus Is Lord, Baby, You Know There’s No One Else In My World But You. (jesse) (simone Opens The Bathroom Door.) Oops, Jesus Is Lord. (xypher)

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What Are You? Stupid? Of Course They Have A Guard. What Part Of ‘you’re A Prisoner’ Did You Miss? (delphine)

Daimons, Vampires, Ghouls, Whatever You Want To Call Them. They Suck Your Blood And Your Soul And Leave You With Nothing. Kind Of Like Lawyers. (selena)

So Long As You Minded Your Manners And Kept Your Weapons Concealed, They Let You Enter And Leave In Peace. Those Who Broke The One House Rule Of “no Spill Blood” Quickly Found Themselves Leaving In Pieces.’ (gallagher)

Best Hope For What, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You Know, My Life Was Going Along…well, Rather Crappily, To Be Honest, But At Least No One Was Trying To Kill Me And No One Was Dying Around Me. Since I Met You, My Life Has Taken The High Road To Shitsville, With No Off-ramp In Sight. (susan)

Why Lily?” “it’s The Most Sacred And Beautiful Of All Flowers In Egypt. They Bloom In Mud And Shine In The Darkness Like A Gift From The Gods To Remind You That No Matter How Bad Something Is, It Will Get Better. That No Matter How Dark The Night, The Light Will Come For You. If You Partake Of Them, They Have The Power To Calm And Soothe You, And To Heal Your Wounds.” When He Spoke His Next Words, They Were Laced With Emotion And Sincerity. “you Are, And Will Always Be, My Sšn.

What Would You Like? (maggie) I Don’t Care. I’ll Eat Anything Not Tylenol Or Chocolate. (wren)

Let Me Give You Free Advice, Kid. Whenever Something Is Coming For You, Snap Its Neck Or Double Tap. Never, Ever Hesitate. It’s Infinitely Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six.” – Death

As Nietzsche Said, ‘that Which Doesn’t Kill You– ’(alexion) Will Only Require Brief Hospitalization. And If You’re A Dark-hunter, Just A Good Day’s Sleep. (danger)

Every Time I Think That It’s Not Worth It – That The People In It Deserve The Misery Of Their Lives – I Come Across Someone Who Makes Me Rethink That.

I Wish I Could Be Whole For You…i Wish I Could Hold You And Dance With You, Take You In My Arms And Make Love To You The Way I Want To. (adron) And I’m Just Grateful I Have You At All. It’s Not Your Body Or Face That I Love, Adron. It’s Your Heart, Your Soul, And Your Mind. (livia)

Look, I Promise I’m Not Psychotic. Eccentric And Idiosyncratic, But Not Psychotic. (sebastian) I’ll Bet The Prisons Are Full Of Men Who Have Told Women That. (channon)

The Man Hates Your Guts More Than Stryker Does. You’ll Be Lucky If He Doesn’t Pull Your Spine Out Through Your Nostrils. (tory) Nice To Have Miss Merry Sunshine Back Again. Any Other Eeyore Outlooks You’d Like To Share? (acheron)

Apprentices And Servants Are Characters Perfectly Distinct: The One Receives Instruction, The Other A Stipulated Price For His Labour.

Sorry. I Have Technical Difficulties Making It Through A Room Without Bumping Into Something. Thank God My Clumsiness Is Only Restricted To The Ground. I’d Probably Kill Myself Diving If I Was This Bad Underwater. (tory)

Life Is About Coming To Terms With The Mistakes Made. Learning To Live With Them Even When They Cut Soul Deep.

You Told Me There Wouldn’t Be Any Rod Serling Voice-overs, Yet Here I Am In The Middle Of A Twilight Zone Episode. Oh, And Let Me Guess The Title Of It, Night Of The Terminally Stupid! (channon)

Aren’t You Afraid They’ll Arrest You? (shahara) I Wasn’t A Convict, Dagan. I Was An Illegally Purchased Slave. My Owner Has No Legal Claim On Me. And I’m No Longer A Kid Learning My Powers. I’m A Full-grown Man With An Ax I Want To Bury In The Forehead Of Anyone Dumb Enough To Come At Me. I Defy The Bastards To Try Something Now. (nero)

Safe. No One Ever Is. No Matter How Hard We Try. No Matter How Much We Plan And Prepare. There Will Always Be An Enemy At The Door And A Storm Trying To Knock Us Down. Life's Not About Security. It's About Picking Up The Peices After It's All Over And Carrying On.

Even If He Doesn’t Eat, He Knows The Cookies. I’ll Bet His Mother Stuffed Him Full As A Kid. (tory) Not Really. My Mom Wasn’t The Betty Crocker Kind. (acheron) (not Unless It Involved Napalm Or Plagues.)

Talon Glanced Around The Loft. It Looked As If A Bottle Of Pepto-bismol Had Exploded, Or The Cat In The Hat Had Come For A Visit.’ (talon)

Yeah, I Know, But Word Came From Artemis Herself That She Wanted Him Here. Looks Like We’re Having A Psycho Reunion This Week…oh Wait, It’s Mardi Gras. Duh. (talon)

You’re The Only Thing I’ve Ever Done Right In My Entire Life And If Anything Ever Happened To You, They’d Have To Dig Two Graves ‘cause I Couldn’t Live A Single Day Without My Baby Beside Me. (cherise)

So Would You Like To Join Me For Something To Eat? (jericho) As Long As It Doesn’t Involve The Entrails Of Demons, I Might Be Persuaded. (delphine) Demon Entrails Have No Appeal For Me, Either. Zeus’s Are Another Matter. (jericho)

I Would Have, Had Someone Not Detonated Their Charges Prematurely. (nykyrian) Yeah, Cruel. You Have To Watch That Premature Detonation Problem Of Yours. (hauk)

Good Grief. You Two Look Like Village Of The Sofa Damned. (cassandra)

People With Weaknesses Get Killed By The People Who Lack Them. Notice I'm Not Dead.

You Know, You Say ‘not Exactly’ A Lot. You’re Not Exactly A Vampire. You’re Not Exactly From Scotland, And You’re Allergic To Daylight. What Else? (sunshine) I Hate Bran Muffins And Grass. (talon)

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Aren't You An Enigma Wrapped In A Thick Coating Of Contradictions.

Every Life, No Matter How Isolated, Touches Hundred Of Others. It's Up To Us To Decide If Those Micro Connections Are Positive Or Negative. But Whichever We Decide, It Does Impact The Ones We Deal With.

I’ve Even Delivered A Few Of Their Babies. (wulf) Really? (cassandra) Oh, Yeah. You Have To Love The Days Before Modern Roads, And Hospitals When I Was Up To My Elbows In Placenta. (wulf)

You Travel With A Whetstone On Your Arm? (kiara) You Don’t Ever Want To Kill Someone With A Dull Knife. It Takes Too Long To Sever Their Arteries, Or Puncture Organs, And It Makes It Even Messier Than Normal. (nykyrian)

Have You Two Made Friendly With The Privates Yet? (eros)

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Settle Down, Pup. I Ain’t Had My Caffeine Yet.” – Sundown

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Akri? Can I Keep Him? See, He Good Eating. Lots Of Fat On This One. (simi) No, Simi. You Can’t Keep The Baby. His Mother Would Miss Him. (acheron) But He Want To Go Home With The Simi. He Said So. (simi) No, Simi. (acheron) No Simi, No Food. Nag, Nag, Nag. (simi)

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Kitten, When Did You Get So Tall? (ravyn) I Grew While You Were In The Bathroom. (erika)

Why Were We Fighting If You Had That Kind Of Power?" In Unison, Every Ex-dark-hunter And Nick Said, "just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should." "and Sometimes Things Have To Go Wrong In Order To Go Right," Wulf Said. When The Other Guys Looked Confused By His Solo Outburst, He Added, "i Guess I'm The Only One He Ever Said That One To.

There Are Some Pains That Run Too Deep For Anything To Absolve Them. The Best We Can Do Is Pick Up The Pieces And Hope For The Strength We Need To Keep Going.

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Look, I Admit You Seem Like A Decent Person. For All I Know You Stop And Move Turtles Out Of The Road Whenever You See One To Keep Someone From Running It Over. But This Turtle Is Tired Of Having Its Guts Spattered On The Pavement While Other People Drive Right Over Him. I Just Want To Scrape Myself Up And Hide In The Woods, Okay? (aiden)

I Know Better Than To Get In Between Three Women Arguing. If You’ll Remember, The Whole Trojan War Started Over That. (wulf)

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So, Does This Make You Visibly Challenged? (nick) No, But If You Don’t Lay Off Me, I’m Going To Make You Breathing Impaired. (acheron)

I’m Partial To The Truth, Lo. Good, Bad Or Indifferent. (vane)

Please, By All The Blessed Saints And Their Bladders, Tell Me You Two Didn’t…have You Lost All Semblance Of Intelligence? (syn)

Good. Now The First Thing You Do Is Press In The Clutch And Slide The Gear Into Reverse." She Placed His Hand On The Gear Shift In The Center Of Her Car, And Showed Him How To Move It Up And Down. "you Know, You Really Shouldn't Fondle That In Front Of Me, Grace. It's Cruel." "julian! Do You Mind? I'm Only Trying To Show You How To Shift My Gears." He Snorted. "i Wish You'd Shift My Gears Like That.

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Speaking Of, Her Family Is Due In Any Minute To Claim Her Body. What Am I Supposed To Tell Them When We Can’t Give The Body Over? Again, I Don’t Think ‘oops’ Will Quite Cover It. (tate)

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You’re Barely One Step Up From The Australopithecines, Aren’t You? (acheron) Hey, Be Respectful When You Say That, Snot Nose. Haven’t You Seen The Commercials? Us Cavemen Are Very Sensitive People. (savitar)

For The Moment, He's Off Plotting His Igoresque Revenge. I Don't Know About You, But I Have This Image Of Him Rubbing His Hands Together And Laughing Like Dexter From Dexter's Laboratory. (kyrian)

Everything In The World Needs Kindness, Child. [ryssa]

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Some Kisses Are Worth Living For

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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished- Syn

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Vane Passed The Mashed Potatoes Across Bride To Fury, Who Stared At Them With A Fierce Frown "what Are These?" He Asked. "potatoes," Vane Told Him. "what Did They Do To Them?

It Is Sometimes Difficult To Get Rid Of First Impressions.

First Impression

Living Was Okay, But It Wasn't The Breaths People Took That Measured A Life. It Was The Moments That Took Those Breaths Away That Mattered The Most. And Dev Did That Every Time He Looked At Her. Naked Or Not.

Simi, Why Did Acheron Send You Here? (astrid) To Protect You From Thanatos So That Your Sisters Don’t Get All Freaky And Destroy The World. Or Something Like That. I Don’t Know Why All Of You Fear The End Of The World. It’s Not So Bad, Really. At Least Then Akri’s Mama Be Free. Then She Wouldn’t Be So Cranky At The Simi All The Time. (simi) Ash’s Mother Is Still Alive? (zarek) Oh, Akri Get Mad Whenever I Tell That. Bad Simi. I Not Talk Anymore. I Need Food. (simi)

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You The Dark-hunter?" Kyrian Arched A Brow. "you The Flunky?" "i Don't Like Your Tone." "and I Dont't Like You. Now That We've Dispensed With The Introductions And Have Declared Our Mutual Distaste For One Another, Why Don't You Take Me To The One Who Holds Your Leash?

You Still Haven’t Eaten Your Muffin. (sunshine) ‘yeah, Right. He Still Hadn’t Eaten His Boots Either, And He’d Rather Feast On One Of Them Than That Thing In Her Hand.’ (talon)

I'm The Top Of The Food Chain And Well...you're The Food.

Stop A Minute And Listen. I Know I'm Asking The Impossible From You, But For Once In Your Life, Shut Your Mouth And Open Your Ears." "i'm Not The One Talking." Kyrian Snarled At Him. "don't Get Smart With Me." "you Want Me Stupid?" "nick...

You Better Hope That I Never See You Walking Down The Street While I’m Driving My Car! (tory)

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I Assure You, Princess, If You Saw The Real Me, You’d Run For Cover. (zarek) Only If I Knew You’d Be Waiting Under That Cover For Me. (astrid)

You Don’t Like People Who Have Money, Do You? (astrid) I’m Not Prejudiced Against Anyone, Princess. I Hate Everyone Equally. (zarek)

It’s Not Manly To Hurt Others Or Belittle Them. Respect And Kindness Require More Courage Because People Take Advantage Of Those.

You Smoke? (randy) Only When I’m On Fire. (steele) I Don’t Appreciate Your Humor, Mr. Steele. (randy) I’m An Acquired Taste. (steele)

His Mom Always Said That Trust Was Something You Earned. And It Wasn't Something You Gave Easy. Too Often, It Was A Tool Your Enemies Used To Hurt You With. 'give Them Nothing, Baby. Not Until You Have No Choice. The World Is Harsh And It Is Cold. People Can Be Good And Decent, But Most Of Them Are Only Out For Themselves And They'll Hurt Anyone They Can'.

You Know–my Flower, I Am Responsible For Her. She Doesn’t Even Have Four Thorns To Protect Herself From Harm.’ (zarek) Why Do You Love That Book So? (astrid) Because I Want To Hear The Bells When I Look Up At The Sky. I Want To Laugh, But I Don’t Know How. (zarek)

I Want You To Know That I Fought You Fairly. Equal To Equal. I Could Have Used My Powers Against You, But I Didn’t. (stryker) Should I Warm To Oven And Bake You A Batch Of Hero-cookies? (zephyra)

Yeah, Well, He’s Still On Dark-hunter Payroll, So Tell Him To Keep His Phone Turned On. (talon) Ooo. Getting Testy In Your Fierce Nakedness. (kyrian)

They’re Plotting Against You. (jaden) Who? (jericho) Your Best Friends, Fool, Who Do You Think? The Easter Bunny Or The Assholes Who Brought You Here? Fyi, They’re Planning To Feed You To The Gallu So That They Can Control Your Powers Without Your Fighting Them. If I Were You, I’d Be Gone Five Minutes Ago. (jaden)

The Popish Religion Is Now Unknown To The Law Of This Country.

Joy, Oh Joy. He’d Rather Have His Entrails Pulled Out Through His Nostrils.’ (fang)

A Man May Publish Anything Which Twelve Of His Countrymen Think Not Blamable.

Trust Me, Joe. You’re Not A Cowboy. The Only Cows You Ever Saw As A Kid Came Under A Plastic Wrap In The Grocery Store Or In A Paper Wrapped From Mcdonald’s. (tee)

You Make One Tiny Variable And So Help Me, I’ll Have You Slaughtered Where You Sit. (kiefer) He’s Just Such A Nice Man. (nykyrian)

It Is A Rule That Those Who Come Into A Court Of Justice To Seek Redress, Must Come With Clean Hands, And Must Disclose A Transaction Warranted By Law.

Unfortunately, I Saw A Side Of Humanity I Wish I'd Remained Blissfully Ignorant Of, Including One Driver Who Threw A Bottle At Me While I Was Walking My Baby To The Doctor On The Side Of The Road And Yelled Out Insults. Nurses Who Made Nasty Comments About How I Should Get A Job (i Was Working Two Of Them, In Addition To Being A Published Author). It Wasn't That I Didn't Have A Job And Wasn't Working. The Jobs In Backwoods Mississippi Didn't Pay Enough To Cover Living Expenses.

I Know What It’s Like To Be Torn Between A Love So Pure It Burns You Deep Down In A Place You Didn’t Know Someone Could Touch You And Between Your Oath And Duties. Between The Love Of A Father You’ve Always Known And One You Know You Can Depend On Forever Versus A Love That’s New And Untested. But You Know What I Learned? It’s A Lot Easier To Live Without My Father’s Love Than It Is To Live Without Phoebe’s. (urian) (acheron Didn’t Speak As Urian Left Him Alone.) That Just Makes You Want To Vomit, Doesn’t It? (jaden)

What Fools These Mortals Be. (acheron)

Hush, Self, Let Me Think.

You’re Not A Morning Person, Are You? (simone) I’m A Dream-hunter/demon. By My Very Nature I’m Nocturnal. That Big Yellow Ball In The Sky Offends Me To The Very Core Of My Being. (xypher)

There’s An Old Ritadarion Saying. You’re Never More Alive Than When You Walk Hand In Hand With Death. (syn)

I Admire Anyone Who Can Walk Across A Stage To The Mic And Not Trip.

I’m Here Because I Know The Sadness Inside You. I Know What It Feels Like To Wake In The Morning, Lost And Lonely And Aching For Someone To Be There With Me. (sebastian)

You'll Never See The Moments Coming That Will For Ever Mutilate Your Life-at Least Not Until After They've Mowed You Down. -savitar

No, See The Slide’s Too High. He Could Fall And Get A Concussion. (wulf) Forget That. He Could Rack Himself On The Teeter-totter. (chris) Teeter-totter Nothing. The Swings Are A Choking Hazard. Whose Idea Was It For Him To Have This? (urian)

If I Could Have One Wish, It Would Be For People To Look At One Another With Open Hearts And Minds. Most Of All, To Look At Each Other With Compassion. No Matter Who They Are.

Can You Believe Our Ash Is Getting Laid? Our Baby Is Growing Up. I'm So Proud!

You Need To Modulate That Unwarranted Ire, Buddy. I'm Not Your 'ho And You Ain't My Pimp

Life Was Brutal And It Made Victims Of Everyone.’ (nykyrian)

Lydia: Strange How You Always Remember The Pain Someone Gave You, But Seldom The Hurt You Caused Them.

What Are You? (nick) Completely Perplexed. You Remember Everything That Happened. (acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not Like You’re Going To Forget The Killer Zombie Stalkers And Psyched-out Kitchen Staff. What Kind Of Freak Show Is This? (nick)

Remembers Everything

Those Regulations That Are Adapted To The Common Race Of Men Are The Best.

Your Dark-huntress, Danger, Called For Acheron And Since He’s Busy, I Was Sent To Check Things Out And Report Back To Him On What’s Happening. So Here I Am. Joy, Oh Joy Of My Life. (alexion)

Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes

A Flower Can't Grow Without Rain. (alexion) Too Much Rain And It Drowns. (danger) And Yet The Most Beautiful Of The Lotus Flowers Are The Ones That Grow In The Deepest Mud. (alexion)

Love Is The Greatest Corrupter Ever Known And Has Been The Numbers One Downfall Of Mankind Since The First Creation.

Val- I’m On Bourbon– (acheron) I Will Not Venture Down That Street Of Crass Iniquities And Plebeian Horror, Acheron. It Is The Cesspit Of Humanity. (valerius)

You Mean Teletubbies? (berith) The Fact That You Know What They’re Called, Berith, Truly Scares Me. (jericho) As A Demon Of Torture, It Behooves Me To Know All Things That Are Deeply Annoying. You’d Be Amazed How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubbies. (berith) Not Really. I’d Rather Battle A Brain-eating Zombie Any Day Than Hear Them Sing. (jericho)

You Go To Him For Advice? He’s Only What? Five Years Old? I Swear I Own Older Sweaters. (tory)

Oh, Come On. I Have To Know About The Who-do Voodoo That You Do. (nick)

Don’t Be Stupid, Katra. Never Speak In Anger And Never Try To Force Your Will Onto Someone Else. You’ll Never Find Peace In That. (acheron)

I’ll Go And Help. (chris) What Are We Supposed To Do With You, Chris? Lob You At Them? (wulf)

(the Baby Sneezed. Wulf Jumped As Fire Shot Out Of Its Nostrils And Almost Singed His Leg.) Excuse Me. I Almost Made Dark-hunter Barbecue, Which Would Be Really Sad ‘cause I Ain’t Got No Barbecue Sauce With Me. (simi)

I’m Staying Here Tonight. I Can Bunk On The Floor. (nathan) What If I Say No? (terri) I’ll Just Break In After You Go To Sleep And Still Bunk On The Floor. (nathan)

We Don't Have A Choice In How Or When Our Bad Days Will Blindside Us. But What We Do Choose Is How We Allow Them To Leave Us Once They're Gone. You Can Use Those Moments As A Catalyst To Spur You On To Greater Things Or You Can Let It Be The Event That Breaks You And Leaves You Shattered And Forever Lost In Darkness.

Then Why Are We Being Shot At? (syd) ’cause The Sonofabitch Can’t Tell Time. (steele)

Caleb Could Be So Testy For No Known Reason. At Times, It Was Like Dating A Woman With Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Or Rabies.

You Have No Idea How Many Times I’ve Been Barricaded Inside A Box In My Life. I Know It’s For My Protection. But That Doesn’t Mean I Have To Like It. (kiara)

I Love You, Baby. And I Want You To Stay With Me. Always. (devyn) Believe Me, There’s No Place Else I’d Rather Be. (alix) Me, Either, But I Would Rather We Be Naked. (devyn)

Youever Insult Bride Again, I Swear I'll Rip Your Throat Out And Feed You To The Gators In The Swamp. You Understand Me?" - Vane

So What Really Happened To You? (astrid) Nothing. (zarek) Well, I Hope I Never Come Across Nothing Then If It’s Capable Of Putting A Hole In My Back. (astrid)

You Know, Talon. Towels Look Really Good On You. You Go Outside Like That And You’ll Start A Whole New Fashion Craze. (sunshine) Do You Always Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind? (talon) Mostly. I Do Have Some Thoughts I Keep To Myself. I Used To Not Care And Would Say Anything At All, But Then One Time My College Roommate Called The Psycho Unit On Me. You Know, They Really Do Have White Coats. (sunshine)

My Father Was A History Professor, And My Mother A Housewife—" She Married A House?

What’s Going On? (astrid) Not Much. Some Invincible Asshole Is Trying To Kill Me. (zarek)

Well, That’s Just A Little Hard, Since I Can’t Even Talk Her Into Sparing Your Life, Huh? You Haven’t Exactly Endeared Yourself To Her. (kat) Oh, Excuse My Utter Lack Of Manners There. Should We Call Mommy Dearest And Invite Her Over For Tea? I Promise To Be On My Best Manners When I Choke The Life Out Of Her. (sin)

What Were You Thinking? You Just Met Him. (selena) I Know. It’s So Not Like Me, But I Couldn’t Help Myself. It Was Just Like That Weird Magnetic Force That Grabs Me When I’m Walking Past The Frostbyte Café And Makes Me Swerve In To Get A Triple Scoop Of Ben And Jerry’s Chunky Monkey. The Power Of Temptation Was Just Too Much, Selena. I Couldn’t Resist It. He Was A Chunky Monkey Container And All I Could Think Was, ‘someone Give Me A Spoon.’ (sunshine)

Yeah, I’m Thinking It’s A Reunion Or, Since It Is Our Classmates, A Collection Of Idiots. Let’s Call It A Meese. Like Geese, Only With Morons. (caleb)

Is There A Point To Your Latest Irritation, Kish? (sin) Had A Sudden Death Wish. Felt The Deep Need To Come Up Here And Have You Freeze Me. (kish)

Desi, Babe. Still Playing Your Little Games, I See. Now Why Don't You Be A Good Daimon And Show Yourself To Me? (kyrian)

So What Do Wolves Do To Date?” Nick Asked. “we Don’t Date,” Vane Said. “when A Woman Is In Season, We Fight For Her And Then She Picks Who Mounts Her.” Nick Gaped. “are You Kidding? You Don’t Have To Buy Her Dinner? You Mean You Don’t Even Have To Talk To Her?” He Turned To Acheron. “dayam, Ash, Make Me A Wolf.

And She Was Just Leaving. (xedrix) Not Yet, I’m Not. (aimee) Yes, You Are. Adios. There’s The Door. Doorknob Twists To The Left. The Hinges Open In. You Should Use Them. Keep Them Working. Keep You Breathing. (xedrix)

Our Lives Are Marked And Shaped By Our Regrets. Things We All Want To Take Back And Can’t. In A Perfect World, We Would Never Hurt The Ones We Love Or Cause Hurt To Befall Them. But The World Isn’t Perfect And Neither Are We.

You Can’t Protect Yourself. No Matter How Safe You Think You Are. No Matter How Much Precaution You Take, The Rodents Always Find A Way In.’ (kiara)

Uh-huh. You Know With That Sinister Tone You Should Look Into Working For The Irs. I’m Sure They’re Desperate For People Who Can Cow Others With A Single Growl. (susan)

Syn Has A Brain Disorder That Causes Him To Lie Most Of The Time. Ignore Him. (nykyrian)

And You Plan To Do This Alone? You Think A Lot Of Yourself, Don’t You Animal? (stone) Oh, Punk, Please. Believe Me, When Dealing With Wusses Like You Who Have To Gang Up On A Kid To Feel Powerful, I Don’t Need Any Help. (fang)

I'm Loved By Some, Hated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted By All. (josiah)

You Better, Artemis. Because If You Don’t Get Him Under Control, The World Is Going To Become The Very Thing That Makes You Wake Up Screaming At Night. (acheron)

But One Thing I Realized With My Brother Is That You Can’t Toss Your Pearls Before The Swine. I Think That’s Why My Mother Insisted You Give Anonymously. The Instant Anyone Sees That You’re Kind And Giving, They Immediately Take Advantage Of It. They Seem To Mistake Kindness For Weakness And Giving For Stupidity. (aiden)

You Are Incredibly Wise. (kat) Only When It Comes To Other People. It’s Easy To See How To Fix Their Lives. It’s Much Harder To See The Cracks In Your Own House. (acheron)

I Love You, Devyn Wade Kell, With Everything Inside Me. But It’s Okay If You Don’t Feel The Same. I Know I’m Just A Piece Of Trash In Your World, And I Don’t Expect You To Share My Feelings. (alix) Don’t You Ever Say That To Me Again. Trash Is Something People Throw Away, Alix. I Intend To Keep You For The Rest Of My Life. (devyn)

Yes, But I’ve Already Made My Fortune In Other Things. (solin) Such As? (geary) Viagra. My Brother Learned To Take A Personal Problem And Profit By It. (arik) It’s True. It Pained Me To See A Man As Young As Arik Stricken With Impotency. Therefore I Had To Do Something To Help The Poor Soul. But Alas, There’s Nothing To Be Done For It. He’s As Flaccid As A Wet Noodle. (solin) How Creative Of You To Project Your Problem Onto Me. But Then, They Say Celibacy Is Enough To Make A Man Lose All Reason. Guess You’re Living Proof, Huh? (arik)

Then Why Can’t I Bully You Into Procreating? (wulf) See! I’m The Only Human In History To Have Viking Yenta Of His Very Own. God, How I Wish My Father Had Been A Fertile Man. (chris)

Everyone Suffers At Least One Bad Betrayal In Their Lifetime. It’s What Unites Us. The Trick Is Not To Let It Destroy Your Trust In Others When That Happens. Don’t Let Them Take That From You.

The Dead Won’t Hurt You, Shahara. Only The Living Can Do That. (syn)

As Her Father Had So Often Said... Laugh As Much As You Breathe And Love As Long As You Live.

I Just Don’t See How Anyone Can Be So Cold. (kiara) And You Should Be Grateful, Little Girl, To Whatever God You Worship, That You Can Say That. In The World We Come From, I Don’t Understand How Anyone Can Be Anything But Cold. (syn)

I Can’t Undo The Past. But In The Future, I Will Gladly Lay My Life Down For You, Brother. (styxx)

Want To Come Back To The Morgue With Me After Lunch? (tate) I Shudder At The Thought Of The Pickup Line You Must Have Used The Night You Met Lashonda. Come With Me, Baby, And See My Collection Of Stiffs. (simone)

"i'm Human," He Said In A Tormented Tone. "and I'm Not." He Dropped His Hand To Her Shoulder. "i Never Knew Softness," He Breathed. "not Until The Moment You Touched Me In Your Store. My Life Is Violent And Dangerous. It's Dark And Twisted And No Place For Someone Like You. I Have More People Wanting Me Dead Than I Can Count. They Will Stop At Nothing, And You.." He Ground His Teeth Before He Spoke Again. "you'll Never Want Again For Anything In Your Life. I Swear It On What Little Bit Of Human Soul I Have Left."

Are We Even Now? Or Do You Want To Rape My Body As Much As You’ve Raped My Soul? (acheron)

Grandma, Please. It’s Okay. Dad’s Doing A Great Job. I Give Him Kudos For At Least Being Calm And Rational, And Not Losing His Temper With Everyone Around Him Who Isn’t In Childbirth. And He Has Yet To Start Shooting Lighting Bolts At People. Poor Damien Still Has A Burn Scar.” – Kat

I Just Love To Put A Hurt On Evil Things. (katra)

Don't You Have Class Today? (kyrian) Boy, I'm A Backwoods Cajun, I Ain't Never Got No Class, Cher. (nick) (he Cleared His Throat And Dropped The Thick Cajun Accent.) And No, Today's Registration. I've Got To Figure Out What I'm Taking Next Semester. (nick) I Have A Few Things I Need You To Do Today. (kyrian) And That Is Different From Any Other Day How? (nick) Sarcasm, Thy Name Is Nick Gautier. (kyrian)

May The Gods Have Mercy On Whoever Pisses Them Off, Because Zarek And Jericho Will Have None For Them. (madoc) You’d Better Be Glad I’m Flattered By That. Otherwise I’d Gut You. (zarek) Ditto. (jericho)

Hey, Sweet. Please Open Your Eyes, Livia. Open Your Eyes And See What You Did. I’m Actually Sitting Here Without Grimacing. There’s No Pain At All. But You Know That, Don’t You? I Don’t Know Why You Stayed With Me. God Knows, I Wasn’t Worth It. But I Don’t Want You To Leave Me Alone Anymore. I Need You, Livia. I Can’t Live Without You In My Life. I Can’t…i’m Not That Strong. Please Open Your Eyes And Look At Me. Please. (adron)

Did They Launch The Last Space Shuttle Yet?” – Sundown “i Don’t Follow.” – Ren “i’m Just Thinking Maybe We Should Evacuate The Whole Planet. I’ve Heard The Moon Is Kind Of Nice This Time Of Year.” – Sundown “focus Your Add, Jess.” – Ren “i Gotcha, Brother. What You’re Forecasting Is Six More Plagues Coming Out Of The Northwest At Maximum Velocity With A Mild Chance Of Survival. Followed By The World Getting Swallowed Whole In A Vat Of Evil.” – Sundown

What Does This Daimon Look Like? (xedrix) He’s Tall And Blond. (kyle) Well, That Narrows It Down To Every Daimon Here Except Stryker. What Would That Be? Several Thousand Of Them? Could You Be A Bit More Specific And If You Tell Me He Was Dressed In Black, I’ll Kill You Myself And Spare Me The Agony Of Dying. (xedrix)

It’s Just A Mild Disagreement, Papa. Remi Has This Whole Need To Breathe In And Out, Which Annoys Me. If He Would Just Stop Breathing, I’d Be Fine. (aimee)

You Want The Bad News, Or The Really Bad News? (eros) Oh, Let’s See…how About We Make My Day Special, And Start With The Worst, Then Work Our Way Up? (julian)

But Life Isn’t About Learning To Forgive Those Who Have Hurt You Or Forgetting Your Past. It’s About Learning To Forgive Yourself For Being Human And Making Mistakes.

The Most Beautiful Heart Of All Is The One That Can Still Love Even While It Bleeds, And Especially After Its Been Broken Into Thousands Of Pieces.

Are You Always This Random? (jericho) Mostly. It Really Irritates Noir. Which Is Just An Added Bonus For Me. At Least So Long As I Can Outrun Him. (asmodeus) Add Me To That List Of People You Annoy. (jericho) Oh. You’re Not Going To Singe My Testicles Over It, Are You?! (asmodeus) No Plans To. (jericho) Good. We Can Be Friends, Then. (asmodeus)

Dragons Have Sharp Talons. Sometimes I Don’t Get Out Of The Way Quickly Enough. (sebastian) Maybe You Should Fight Smaller Dragons. (channon)

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