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My Father Was A Joyous, Joyous Spirit, He Really Was. He Was A Hedonist, That Was Just - He Enjoyed Life, Thrust Up To The Elbows With It. He Was A Terrible Father. I Don't Know That He Was Parented That Well.

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I Mean, For Years [my Father] Would Been Doing Everything Imaginable ... From Speed To Downers To You Name It. I Used To Call That "changing Seats On The Titanic," And I Used To Say That I Myself Was Not Only Changing Seats On The Titanic But Dating The Crew.

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I Don't Want To Be Thought Of As A Survivor Because You Have To Continue Getting Involved In Difficult Situations To Show Off That Particular Gift, And I'm Not Interested In Doing That Anymore.

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I Was Street Smart, But Unfortunately The Street Was Rodeo Drive.

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Nobody Wants To Read About A Good-looking Happy Person.

I Have The Ability, Occasionally, Of Being Able To Step Out And See Who You Think I Could End Up Being. And I Like To Play With That.

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As We All Know, There Is No Underwear In Space.

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My Mom Had The Breakdown For The Family, And I Went Into Therapy For All Of Us.

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All My Life I've Been Seeing Things Through The Culture. My Father, For Instance, Was The Press's Bad Boy. People Really Hated Him. He Was Always A Big Flirt. He Was Always In Trouble - Going Bankrupt, Whatever.

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I Had To Shoot Shotguns For The Blues Brothers. But I Don't Like That Stuff. Too Butch For Me.

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Sometimes You Can Only Find Heaven By Slowly Backing Away From Hell.

Me Being An Actor Was An Accident, And Not Something I Wanted To Do, Because I Knew What Happened Eventually. Yeah, Maybe You'd Get Famous, But Then You Wouldn't Be Famous Anymore. Then You'd Have To Scramble To Get Back To Where You Were, And Chances Are, You Wouldn't.

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Don't You See? We've Become Smart Enough To Justify Stupid Behavior. Like, 'i'm Angry At Him And I Didn't Express It, So I Turned My Anger Inward And Now It's Depression, So In Order To Feel Good Again, What I Should Do Is Call Him And Express My Anger.' It's Like, If We Can Make It Sound Smart Enough, We're Allowed To Do Stupid Things.

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I Grew Up Knowing That I Had The Prettiest Mother Of Anyone In My Class.

If My Life Wasn't Funny It Would Just Be True, And That Is Unacceptable.

Until Adolescence I Thought I Had The Best Mother In The World. Such A Graceful Mother. I Had This Fantasy That I Was The Wrong Daughter.

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I Hate Caviar. Ugh! The Freebase Of Food!

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I Have A Chemical Imbalance That, In Its Most Extreme State, Will Lead Me To A Mental Hospital.

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It's Hard To Date Once You're A Big Star Wars Star Because You Don't Want To Give People The Ability To Say, "i Had Sex With Princess Leia."

I Would Rather Not Watch Myself In Movies. I Enjoy The Experience, But I Won't Really See The Film Until They're On Cable Deep On Into My Life So I Can Pretend It's Someone Else At Another Time.

I've Never Been That Uncomfortable Talking About It. Things Come Out [in The Media] About Me. When It's Out, It's Someone Else's Version Of What's The Matter With Me. I Want It To Be My Version Of What It Is. My Recourse Is To Do My Version.

I Think Of My Body As A Side Effect Of My Mind. Like A Thought I Had Once That Manifested Itself-- Oops! Oh No! Manifested. Look At This. Now We Have To Buy Clothes And Everything.

Celebrity Is Just Obscurity Biding Its Time.

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I'm Really Grateful That I Could Write. But I Don't Even Mind It Going On Around Me.

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There's No Room For Demons When You're Self-possessed.

I Spent A Year In A 12-step Program, Really Committed, Because I Could Not Believe What Had Happened - That I Might Have Killed Myself.

The Message About Sex And Relationships That She Had Gotten As A Child... Was Confused, Contradictory. Sex Was For Men, And Marriage, Like Lifeboats, Was For Women And Children.

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Oh! This'll Impress You - I'm Actually In The Abnormal Psychology Textbook. Obviously My Family Is So Proud. Keep In Mind Though, I'm A Pez Dispenser And I'm In The Abnormal Psychology Textbook. Who Says You Can't Have It All?

Mothers Are Great. They Outlast Everything. But When They're Bad, They're The Worst Thing That Can Happen.

I Went To A Doctor And Told Him I Felt Normal On Acid, That I Was A Light Bulb In A World Of Moths. That Is What The Manic State Is Like.

I Feel So Agitated All The Time, Like A Hamster In Search Of A Wheel.

Of Course I Miss [drugs]. And Anyone Who Tells You They Don't Is Lying.

I Did The Traditional Thing With Falling In Love With Words, Reading Books And Underlining Lines I Liked And Words I Didn't Know. It Was Something I Always Did.

Falling In Love

Kevin Smith Is A Very Challenging Conversationalist And Jay Has Many Great Stories.

[my Grandparents] Were From Texas. El Paso. White Trash.

You Can't Find Any True Closeness In Hollywood, Because Everybody Does The Fake Closeness So Well.

It's Very Good To Get Through Them (drugs) While You're Still Young And Then Talk About How Great Or Bad It Was For The Rest Of Your Life.

Rest Of Your Life

I Rarely Cry. I Save My Feelings Up Inside Me Like I Have Something More Specific In Mind For Them. I Am Waiting For The Exact Perfect Situationand Then Boom! I'll Explode In A Light Show Of Feeling And Emotion - A Pinata Stuffed With Tender Nuances And Pent-up Passions

A Lot Of The Time, I'm Just Smart Enough To Be Unhappy.

I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I Am.

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We Live In America,' He Said. 'everyone Who Speaks English Understands You. How They Interpret You Is Something Else.

I Don't Think 50-50 Relationships Exist. Men Have An Incredibly Variety Of Options. It's Much Harder For A Woman To Do Both Things. I Think Traditional Relationships Work Best.

I Am Mentally Ill. I Can Say That. I Am Not Ashamed Of That. I Survived That, I'm Still Surviving It, But Bring It On. Better Me Than You.

Two Of The Saddest Words In The English Language Are, 'what Party?' And La Is The 'what Party?' Capital Of The World.

So When I Was 24, Someone Suggested To Me That I Was Bipolar, And I Thought That Was Ridiculous. I Just Thought He Was Trying To Get Out Of Treating Me. But He Was Also Responding To The Chaotic Nature Of My Life.

It Creates Community When You Talk About Private Things And You Can Find Other People That Have The Same Things.

My Mother's Career Was Over At 40 But She Was Still Trying To Be Everyone's Buddy, Always Smiling For The Cameras.

There Are Very Few Women From My Mother's Generation Who Worked Like That, Who Just Kept A Career Going All Her Life And Raised Children And Had Horrible Relationships And Lost All Her Money And Got It Back Again.

From Here On Out, There's Just Reality. I Think That's What Maturity Is: A Stoic Response To Endless Reality. But Then, What Do I Know?

Ambition Is Exhausting. It Makes You Friends With People For The Wrong Reasons, Just Like Drugs.

For Star Wars, They Had Me Tape Down My Breasts Because There Are No Breasts In Space. I Have Some. I Have Two.

Part Of My Gestalt Is That I Still Feel A Little Bit Like A Wallflower. Even In My Own Life. I Talk About Myself Behind My Back.

What I Really Like Is The Marriage Of Both [writing And Acting] - For Instance, With Postcards. I Don't Actually Act In It, But I Worked On It With Mike [nichols] As I Went Along, Creating The Character, So It Was A Bit Like Acting For Me.

I Didn't Confide In Men. Well, I Didn't Confide In Anyone.

[when Harry Met Sally] Was Fine, But It Was A Job. And I Did It Right After The 'burbs.

Having Waited My Entire Life To Get An Award For Something, Anything...i Now Get Awards All The Time For Being Mentally Ill. It’s Better Than Being Bad At Being Insane, Right? How Tragic Would It Be To Be Runner-up For Bipolar Woman Of The Year?

I'm In Denial In Its Lesser State. It Will Take Me A Second. People Around Me Will Notice My Mania First. And, My Depression.

You Know How They Say That Religion Is The Opiate Of The Masses? Well I Took Masses Of Opiates Religiously.

Happy Is One Of The Many Things I'm Likely To Be Over The Course Of A Day And Certainly Over The Course Of A Lifetime. But I Think If You Have The Expectation That You're Going To Be Happy Throughout Your Life--more To The Point, If You Have A Need To Be Comfortable All The Time--well, Among Other Things, You Have The Makings Of A Classic Drug Addict Or Alcoholic.

I'll Never Be Known For My Work With Boundaries.

You Have To Constantly Arrange Yourself Around Them, And That Can Take Up A Lot Of Energy. I Mean, You Don't Go, "why Don't You Cook Dinner Tonight, Dear, For A Change, Instead Of Writing A Great Song?" I Loved What [paul Simon] Did With Words. But I Wanted To Do Some More Of That, Too.

Believe Me, I Didn't Think There Was Some Princely Family I Belonged To.

My Mom Is A Little Bit Eccentric. I Mean, She Does - She Has A Lot Of Unique Ideas. For Example, She Thought That I Should Have A Child With Her Last Husband, Richard, Because It Would Have Nice Eyes.

I Am A Very Discreet Human When It Comes To Other People.

I Like Performing. I Like Partnering With An Audience.

In The Fifties, My Parents Were Known As 'america's Sweethearts'. Their Pictures Graced The Covers Of All The Newspapers. They Were The Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Of Their Day.

If Talking Were Aerobic, I'd Be The Thinnest Person In The World.

I Mean, That's At Least In Part Why I Ingested Chemical Waste - It Was A Kind Of Desire To Abbreviate Myself. To Present The Cliffnotes Of The Emotional Me, As Opposed To The Twelve-column Read.

Resentment Is Like Drinking Poison And Waiting For The Other Person To Die.

As You Get Older, The Pickings Get Slimmer, But The People Don't.

My Father Just Got Out Of The Betty Ford Clinic. He's In His 60s, And This Was The First Time He Ever Did Anything Like That.

I Always Think Of Meryl [streep] For Everything Now. There Really Aren't Many Actresses Around Who Are Truly Lucid The Way She Is.

Mania Starts Off Fun, Not Sleeping For Days, Keeping Company With Your Brain, Which Has Become A Wonderful Computer, Showing 24 Tv Channels All About You. That Goes Horribly Wrong After Awhile.

What Doesn't Kill Men Makes Them Stronger. What Doesn't Kill Women Makes Men Breakfast.

Leia Follows Me Like A Vague Smell.

I Have A Second Dog, Too, Mainly For Security.

The Older You Get, The Easier It Is To Spot The Phonies. And I Just Think, How Unpleasant For Them.

I Mean, Most Fun Things Are Bad For You In One Way Or Another.

Revenge May Not Be A Particularly High Consciousness-oriented Activity.

I Was Born Imagining Myself With An Apron On, With Pies Cooling On The Window Sill And Babies Crying Upstairs. I Thought That All That Stuff Would Somehow Anchor Me To The Planet, That It Was The Weight I Needed To Keep From Just Flying Off Into Space.

Good Anecdote--bad Reality.

I Don't Know About Understood. I Think That Unless You Are Forced To Understand - Unless It Is An Issue Of Yours - You Wouldn't Bother To.

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

Fictional Character

I Am Someone Who Will Rise To An Occasion Like That. Other Occasions Can Defeat Me.

I Never Really Saw [my Father] At All When I Was Growing Up.

I Love The Idea Of God, But It's Not Stylistically In Keeping With The Way I Function. I Would Describe Myself As An Enthusiastic Agnostic Who Would Be Happy To Be Shown That There Is A God. I Can See That People Who Believe In God Are Happier. ... But I Doubt.

Tom Hanks Was Really Great [the 'burbs']. The Director, Joe Dante, Was Wonderful. We Filmed It Here During The Summer, Every Day At Universal. Even The Food Was Good - I Mean It Was Junk But It Was Really Good. The Whole Thing Was Like Some Ideal Summer-school Experience. It May Not Have Been The Best Movie Ever, But It Was Certainly The Most Fun.

[i Was Filmed] Against A Blue Screen [in The Star Wars]. All The Rest Came Later, In Lucasland. They Did Have Me Take Gun Lessons, Though. I Went To The Same Guys Who Taught Robert De Niro For Taxi Driver.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Hurt Is Everyone Knowing That You're Hurt.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.

I Think Of My Body As A Side Effect Of My Mind.

One Of The Great Things To Pretend Is That You're Not Only Alright, You're In Great Shape. Now To Have That Come True - I've Actually Gone On Stage Depressed And That's Worked Its Magic On Me, 'cause If I Can Convince You That I'm Alright, Then Maybe I Can Convince Me.

Females Get Hired Along Procreative Lines. After 40, We're Kind Of Cooked.

I Guess, As They Say, I Never Acquired A Taste For [caviar].

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