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You Know Who It Is? It's Me In 10 Years. So I Turned 25. Ten Years Later, That Same Person Comes To Me And Says, 'so, Are You A Hero?' And I Was Like, 'not Even Close. No, No, No.' She Said, 'why?' I Said, 'because My Hero's Me At 35.' So You See Every Day, Every Week, Every Month And Every Year Of My Life, My Hero's Always 10 Years Away. I'm Never Gonna Be My Hero. I'm Not Gonna Attain That. I Know I'm Not, And That's Just Fine With Me Because That Keeps Me With Somebody To Keep On Chasing.

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You Know Who It Is? It's Me In 10 Years. So I Turned 25. Ten Years Later, That Same Person Comes To Me And Says, 'so, Are You A Hero?' And I Was Like, 'not Even Close. No, No, No.' She Said, 'why?' I Said, 'because My Hero's Me At 35.' So You See Every Day, Every Week, Every Month And Every Year Of My Life, My Hero's Always 10 Years Away. I'm Never Gonna Be My Hero. I'm Not Gonna Attain That. I Know I'm Not, And That's Just Fine With Me Because That Keeps Me With Somebody To Keep On Chasing.

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