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The One Thing That Will Be The Bane Of My Existence With My Kid Will Probably Be The Way He Or She Is Most Like Me In Some Ways.

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The One Thing That Will Be The Bane Of My Existence With My Kid Will Probably Be The Way He Or She Is Most Like Me In Some Ways.

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The Law Says You Cannot Touch, But I See A Lot Of Lawbreakers Up In This House.

I Keep A Diary - One For Each Film And Foreign Land I Travel To.

It's A Scientific Fact That Gratitude Reciprocates.

I've Never Been A Jealous Person, And I've Never Felt Built Up By Someone Else's Failure - That's A Cheap Thrill.

First Off I Want To Thank God, Because He's The One I Look Up To, He's Graced My Life With Opportunities That I Know Are Not Of My Hand Or Any Other Human Kind. He Has Shown Me That It's A Scientific Fact That Gratitude Reciprocates. In The Words Of The Late (british Actor) Charlie Laughton, Who Said, 'when You Got God, You Got A Friend And That Friend Is You.'

We Dissect Failure A Lot More Than We Dissect Success.

I Got Interested In The Justice System. If I Was, I'd Probably Be A Defense Lawyer. I Was Headed That Way, But Luckily Changed My Track To Film School.

I Don't Mind Assholes. It's The Dork I Don't Trust. The Dork Is The One Who's Trying To Be Whatever He Thinks You Want Him To Be. I Trust The Asshole Cause You Know Where He's Gonna Stand.

My Favorite Dish Is Cleaning Out The Fridge On Sunday Night And Improvising A Great Medley.

I Hated Repeating Myself. The Last Films I've Done - Not Once Did I Ever Have The Feeling That I Was Dialing It In.

We Have A Big Appetite For Putting People Down But, At The Heart Of Everyone, There's Enough Room For All Of Us To Succeed.

Sure, I Can Get A Little Bit Jealous. The Good Part About Jealousy Is That It Comes From Passion. It's Also The Dangerous Part And It's An Ugly Emotion That Hurts.

I Like To Customize Things. I Customized The Back Of Old Lincoln To Be My Mobile Office. I Had One Of Those Little Laptop Desks Like In A Police Car, And I Had A Cooler In There, So That Was My Mobile Office.

Every Hero Doesn't Do This Great Big Hero Thing. They Do The Simple Thing Over And Over... And They Stick To It.

There Are Three Things, To My Account, That I Need Each Day. One Of Them Is Something To Look Up To, Another Is Something To Look Forward To, And Another Is Someone To Chase.

The Male Is Always The Pawn In A Romantic Comedy. Come Together, Break Up, Go Chase Her, Get Her, Roll Credits. That's What Happens In All Of Them.

When Thou Doest Alms, Let Not Thy Left Hand Know What They Right Hand Doeth.

The Tree Is Known By His Fruit.

I Think Human Consciousness Is A Misstep In Evolution. We Became Too Self-aware, Nature Created An Aspect Of Nature Separate From Itself. We Are Creatures That Should Not Exist By Natural Law.

I Get It. You Have The Right To Have Guns. But Look, Let's Forget That Right. Let's Forget The Pleasure You Get Safely On Your Range, Because It's In The Wrong Hands In Other Places.

We Are Things That Labor Under The Illusion Of Having A Self, A Secretion Of Sensory Experience And Feeling, Programmed With Total Assurance That We Are Each Somebody, When In Fact Everybody's Nobody.

I Believe In Living In The Present And Making Each Day Count. I Don't Pay Much Attention To The Past Or The Future.

There's A Gap Between What I Want To Do, What I Do On Camera, And What Gets Edited. Right? So The Goal Is To Try And Close The Gaps. What's The Biggest Compliment Is If I Read A Review And It's Exactly What I Wrote Down In My Diary Before Ever Filming It. That's Really Cool. That's The Biggest Signifier Of Closing The Gaps.

You Want To Be A Writer? Start Writing. You Want To Be A Filmmaker? Start Shooting Stuff On Your Phone Right Now.

I Love Good Film, Whether It's An Independent Or Studio Film. The Independent Films, I Think The Good Ones Aren't Necessarily Eccentric Ones But They're The More Specific Ones.

I Know When I Grew Up, It Was, If It Was Daylight Outside, Get Outside. Well, Now, With The Technological Age Of Computers And Everything, Everyone's Inside Virtually Going Everywhere They Want To Go, Virtually Having Relationships, Virtually Traveling Across The Neighborhood, Virtually Going To That Island.

I Like To Be Able To Wear Something That Is Appropriate For Wherever The Day Takes Me: To Work, On A Hike And Then Out To Dinner. I Like To Take The Formality Out Of The Day’s Schedule And Be Ready For Any Off-road Detour.

So To Any Of Us, Whatever Those Things Are: Whatever It Is We Look Up To, Whatever It Is We Look Forward To, And Whoever It Is We're Chasin'. To That I Say: Amen. To That I Say: Alright, Alright, Alright. To That I Say: Just Keep Livin'. Thank You.

There's Two Sorts Of Fear: One You Embrace And One You Should Listen To And Turn The Other Way.

Offers Dried Up After A Few Years And It Was Like I Had Fallen Off The Radar.

I Say To The Paparazzi, 'fellas, Take Your Shot And Go.' It's Just They Usually Find Me On A Beach.

I Know Who I Am. And After All These Years, There's A Victory In That.

I'm Not Trying To Put On Airs For Anybody. I'm Only Trying To Impress Myself By Doing The Best Job I Can Do.

As An Actor For Hire, My Job Is To Do Some Pre-production Work For Myself. Then My Job Is To Show Up And Give The Best Performance I Can.

Man Who Invented The Hamburger Was Smart; Man Who Invented The Cheeseburger Was A Genius.

I Love Having My Hands In The Dirt. It Is Never A Science And Always An Art. There Are No Rules. And If It Comes Down To Me Versus That Weed I'm Trying To Pull Out Of The Ground That Doesn't Want To Come Out? I Know I'll Win.

The Challenge For Me As An Actor Is If You Become A Celebrity, You Don't Meet Strangers Anymore. And Strangers Are Where We Have Our Anonymity. And I Believe It's Essential For The Soul To Be Anonymous, Especially If You're Going To Be An Actor.

The Harvest Truly Is Plenteous, But The Labourers Are Few.

I Like To Be Directed, But When I'm Flying And I'm On Fire, I Don't Want Someone Coming And Getting In My Way Just Because They Feel Like They Need To.

If I'm Doing Something I Do Like To Take It To The Limit. I've Got A High Ceiling. A Wide Threshold For Seeing What Those Boundaries Are For Myself. I'm Very Resilient Inside. I Find Things That I Like And Do And Boy, I Do Like To Stick To Them. I'm Not Necessarily A Guy Who Gets Addicted To More Of Certain Things, But If I Find Something I Like To Do, I Like To Stick To It.

I've Done Films Where We Don't Rehearse And I've Done Films Where We Heavily Rehearse. I Like Rehearsals.

My Last Name Is Originally Irish. I'm Not Exactly Sure Whereabouts It's From, But I've Got Family Branches That Were Traced Back There.

I Like Having My Hands In The Clay. I Like The Movie-making Process.

Starting At About, I Guess, Forever, I've Always Looked Forward To Getting Older. When I Was 14, I Couldn't Wait To Be 16 And Get A Driver's License.

Ye Cannot Serve God And Mammon.

Life's Barely Long Enough To Get Good At One Thing. So Be Careful What You Get Good At.

Life Is A Series Of Commas, Not Periods.

I Am Vain. I Think Vanity Is A Good Thing. It's Done More Good Things For Me Than It Has Not.

I Think I Can Keep A Rhythm To A Beat, But There Are Quite A Few People Who Would Argue With Me.

I'm Not Arrogant Enough To Look Back On My Career And Criticize My Choices. It's Really Not My Place.

Traveling Is A Great Love Of Mine. I Love South America And Africa. I'm Your Ultimate Backpacker When I'm Away. It's Just Me And My Backpack. It's Good For Getting Away From The Industry.

It's One Of The Things I Love About Making Films: The Places I've Got To Travel That I Would Never Have Gone To Before.

I've Been In A Couple Of Weddings Where The Coolest People That Were The Most Day Before So Mellow And Then The Day Of The Wedding Freaking Out.

I'm A Golfer, And What Are The Two Sports You Can Do Till You Drop? Golf And Surfing. They're Great For You Limber-wise, They're Great For You Health-wise, And They Put You In Sweet Locations.

I Want To Thank God Because That's Who I Look Up. He's Graced My Life With Opportunities. He's Shown Me That It's A Scientific Fact That Gratitude Reciprocates.

I Have Some Good Friends Of My Own Who Happen To Be Gay, And When It Comes To Gay, Straight, Or Whatever, I’m For Anything Life-affirmative. I’m For Gay Power, Straight Power, Male Power, Female Power; Everybody Should Feel Empowered Without Oppressing Anyone Who’s Different.

Yes, It Is The Big Easy, Home Of The Shortest Hangover On The Planet, Where Libation Can Greet You On Monday Morning With The Same Smile As It Did On Saturday Night.

I’m A Fan Of The Word Selfish. Self. Ish. When I Say I Have Gotten A Lot More Self-ish, I Mean I Am Less Concerned With What People Think Of Me. I’m Not Worried About How I’m Perceived. Selfish Has Always Gotten A Bad Rap. You Should Do For You.

No Computer, No Gadget, No Trickery. I Am An Animal, It Is A Plant. I Will Beat The Weed!

When I First Starting Making Money, When I First Made My First Six-digits, I Was - My Big Thing Was I Went To Put Super Unleaded In My Truck For The First Time.

One Of The Great Pleasures Of Going To See A Daniel Day-lewis Film: You Haven’t Seen Him In Five Years. Where Have You Been? So, It’s A Special Event, Right? Well, If You Want To Go See A Movie That I’m In, It Still May Be A Special Event For You, But, You Don’t Feel Like You Don’t Know Where I’ve Been.

It's Nice When They Notice The Deep Voice From Across The House, And They Know It's Papa. They Know It's Dad.

That's What I Love About These High School Girls, Man. I Get Older, They Stay The Same Age.

There Are Certain Nights You And Your Image Just Aren't In The Same Bed.

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Some Things, You Just Like What You Like And You Stick To It. Other Things, You Like What You Like, But The Things That Come With Celebrity Or Success Comes More Options. There's Was Nine, All Of The Sudden There's Ninety-nine Things To Say "yes" To, Which You Didn't Have The Option To Say "yes" To Yesterday.

Cynicism Can Be Funny. But It's The Easy Way. You'll Forget To Enjoy Anything. I Try To Make The Evolving Choice, The Forward-moving, Life-giving Choice. Just Keep Living, Man.

If You Want Your Hair To Be Thicker, Cut It When The Moon Is About To Be Full - A Heavy, Full, Waxing Moon. Do Not Cut It When The Moon's Waning.

I Go On The Daily Beast. The Daily Beast Is One Of The Websites That I Check Out.

Give Thanks. Appreciate What You Do Have ... The More We Give Thanks, The More We Receive To Be Thankful For. Gratitude Is The Gift That Always Gives Back.

My Lawyer Has Been A Good Friend Of Mine For A Long Time. He And I Continuously Have Conversations.

I Don't Know How To Work A Room. It's A Real Skill.

I Think Most Defense Attorneys Know, To Some Extent, Their Clients Are Guilty.

There Shall Be Weeping And Gnashing Of Teeth.

Music Is A Really Great Creative Tool For Me, For Different Roles.

What The Heck Is True Love? I Remember Feeling, Back When I Was 12 And 'going' With This Girl, 'is This True Love?'

I'm A Football Fan, A Sports Fan, A Fan Of Competition.

You Know Who It Is? It's Me In 10 Years. So I Turned 25. Ten Years Later, That Same Person Comes To Me And Says, 'so, Are You A Hero?' And I Was Like, 'not Even Close. No, No, No.' She Said, 'why?' I Said, 'because My Hero's Me At 35.' So You See Every Day, Every Week, Every Month And Every Year Of My Life, My Hero's Always 10 Years Away. I'm Never Gonna Be My Hero. I'm Not Gonna Attain That. I Know I'm Not, And That's Just Fine With Me Because That Keeps Me With Somebody To Keep On Chasing.

When You Have Good Friends You've Been Around, Every Time They Talk, You Don't Give Them Your Full Attention. You Don't Look Them In The Eye And Stop. Half The Time, You're Listening, Half The Time, You Are Ignoring Them.

I Only Pick One Thing; North, South, East Or West. I Just Get On The Road And Go. That's The Point. The Only Governor I Give Myself Is What's The Time Limit.

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I Personally Don't Like To Go See Romantic Comedies. But People Do Want To See Them, And They Seem To Want To See Me In Them.

My Best Quality Is That I'm A Big Hearted Person. I'm Resilient, Too. My Worst Quality Is Selfishness, Although Everyone Is Guilty Of That To An Extent. Everyone Should Be, I Think - You Need To Respect Yourself.

I'm One Of The Most Adaptable Guys I Know In As Much As Travelling Is My Favourite Thing To Do In Life. With Every Place I Go, I Try To Stay There Long Enough To Do It Justice, Long Enough So That I Can At Least Imagine What It Would Be Like To Live There. Once I Imagine That, Then It's Ok For Me To Return Home.

Maybe The Honorable Thing For Our Species To Do Is Deny Our Programming, Stop Reproducing, Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction, One Last Midnight, Brothers And Sisters Opting Out Of A Raw Deal.

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Man Shall Not Live By Bread Alone.

My Father – Who I Know Is Up There Right Now, With A Big Pot Of Gumbo, He’s Got A Lemon Meringue Pie, He’s Probably In His Underwear, And He’s Got A Cold Can Of Miller Lite – And He’s Dancing.

The Best Advice Comes From People Who Don't Give Advice.

Directors Like William Friedkin (killer Joe), Steven Soderbergh (magic Mike) And Lee Daniels (the Paperboy) Got In Touch With Me And Wanted Me To Be Part Of Their Films. That Was A Whole New Chapter For Me. I Didn’t Chase Any Of Those Films And It Made Me Think That I Was Right To Take A Chance, Say No To The Kind Of Thing I Had Grown Tired Of Doing, And Wait Until Something Good Came Around. And It Did.

When I'm Surfing, I'm Sure Not Thinking About The Paparazzi. I Guess If They Start Getting On Floaties And Coming Out There In The Water, Then I Might Be A Little Upset.

By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them.

I Think The Discipline Comes With Turning That Cellphone And Blackberry Off And Unplugging Completely. You Do That And You Go Through Some Withdrawals In The Beginning. You Start Thinking, 'oh, Do I Need To Do This? Do I Need To Do That?' You Forget That We Were Doing Just Fine With The Payphone.

Each Of The Films, Whether It’s Magic Mike Or Dallas Buyers Club, Was A Challenge For Me. I Had To Dig Deeper. Also, My Decision To Shake Things Up Came After My First Child Was Born. I Had Taken Nearly Two Years Off And I Thought That I Would Enjoy My Time As A Dad And Wait Until Something Interesting Came Along.

Romantic Comedies Are Built To Be Light. They're Built For A Certain Buoyancy.

I Will Say This: One Of The Things That Is A Pain When You're Expecting Children Is How Much Advice Unsolicited People Give You When You're Not Asking For It.

I'm A Pretty Loyal Guy With Friends And Family, I've Had The Same Friends For A Long Time.

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Cameras Aren't Guns. They Can't Really Hurt You.

I Think It's Because We're Looking For The Meaning. Where Is The Meaning? We Have Mindless Jobs, We Take Frantic Vacations, Deficit Finance Trips To The Mall To Buy More Things That We Think Are Going To Fill These Holes In Our Lives. Is It Any Wonder That We've Lost Our Sense Of Direction?

See, 'a Time To Kill' Was The One I Got Famous Off Of. Big Ka-boom, Over One Weekend. After That, I Did Films That I Really Wanted To Do.

Now, You Lose Something In Your Life, Or You Come Into A Conflict, And There's Gonna Come A Time That You're Gonna Know: There Was A Reason For That. And At The End Of Your Life, All The Things You Thought Were Periods, They Turn Out To Be Commas. There Was Never A Full Stop In Any Of It.

There Aren't Many Things That Are Universally Cool, And It's Cool Not To Litter. I'd Never Do It.

I Never Go Online On My Iphone. Sometimes I'm Tempted But I Remind Myself And The Kids - It's A Tool. Use It As A Tool. You're Not The Tool. My Iphone, 85% Of The Time I'm Writing Down Ideas.

I Don't Want To Just Revolve. I Want To Evolve. As A Man, As A Human, As A Father, As A Lover.

A Coach, Especially At A College Level - Much More At A College Or High School Level, Than At A Pro Level - You're More Of A Teacher Than An Actual Coach.

Life Is Not A Popularity Contest. Take The Hill, But First Answer The Question: What Is My Hill?.

A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up; A Drunk Tries Not To Fall Down.

Life Is Not Fair, It Never Was And It Is Now And It Won't Ever Be. Do Not Fall Into The Trap. The Entitlement Trap, Of Feeling Like You're A Victim. You Are Not.

In Romantic Comedies There's A Certain Ceiling And A Floor That You Can't Necessarily Love As Hard, Or Hate As Hard, Or Have As Much Pain, Because You Sink The Shop Of The Romantic Comedy. But In A Certain Drama, Like Some Of The Ones I've Been Doing, The Ceiling And The Floor Was My Own. And In Many Ways, That Was A Higher Ceiling And A Lower Floor, So That Was More Of A Band-with For Those Emotions.

The Unsaid Rule For Living In A Trailer Park Is: 'if The Door's Shut, Don't Come A-knockin.' But If It's Open And You're Walkin' By, Feel Free To Say, 'hello.'

The Best Education I've Had In My Life Is To Travel.

My Whole Family Are Hams. They're Storytellers And Everyone Outdoes The Next One.

Call No Man Your Father Upon The Earth: For One Is Your Father, Which Is In Heaven.

I Was Raised On, 'you Go Get A Nine-to-five Job, Earn Your Pay And Work Your Way Up.

I Tell Myself I Bear Witness. The Real Answer Is That It's Obviously My Programming. And I Lack The Constitution For Suicide.

A Prophet Is Not Without Honour, Save In His Own Country, And In His Own House.

When You've Got God, You Got A Friend. And That Friend Is You.

The Older You Get, The More Rules They’re Gonna Try To Get You To Follow. You Just Gotta Keep Livin’ Man, L-i-v-i-n’

The First Step That Leads To Our Identity In Life Is Usually Not 'i Know Who I Am,' But Rather 'i Know Who I Am Not.'

If Happiness Is What You’re After, Then You Are Going To Be Let Down Frequently And Be Unhappy Much Of Your Time. Joy, Though, Is Something Else. It’s Not A Choice, Not A Response To Some Result, It Is A Constant. Joy Is “the Feeling We Have From Doing What We Are Fashioned To Do,” No Matter The Outcome.

They Eat, They Crap, They Sleep, And If They're Crying They Need To Do One Of The Three And They're Having Trouble Doing It. Real Simple.

Vanity Is Great Motivation, To Be Fair.

What I Always Look For Is Someone That Really Knew How To Lean Up Against A Bar, Get A Drink, Sit On A Barstool. When People Are In Bars They're Relaxed. No Real Right Angles - It's Slow Moves, It's Slow Conversations. You Can Tell A Loud Joke, But Everyone's Very Relaxed. I Never Would Pick Somebody Nervous Or Twitchy. If I Found Guys With Beards, I'd Ask Them, Don't Trim The Edges, Don't Go In And Manicure Yourself Up. I Always Look For People That Look Like They're Comfortable In Their Own Skin, That Wouldn't Feel Like It Was The First Time They Were Ever In A Bar.

I Love Los Angeles, And It's Been Very Good To Me, But If Everyone Is Running Around Telling The Stories, Who's Living Them? You Don't Play Characters That Are Celebrities - You Play Guys Who Know What To Do When Their Septic Tank's Blocked.

I Love It. It's Silly To Say That It Is A World Of False And Stupid People. Sure There Are Witches And Swindlers, But You Can Meet There Many Creative, Talented And Generous Persons Too. Hollywood Is A Pleasant Place, When You Are Hip To The Game And You Enjoy It For What It Is Really.

My Rule Is To Break One Sweat A Day.

The Hardest Thing Was Going Through Different Stages Of Weight Loss. At The Beginning, It Was Easy To Take Off The Weight With Exercise And Eating Less But Then You Reach A Point Where 90 Per Cent Of The Weight Loss Is Achieved Purely Through Reducing Your Calorie Intake. My Goal Was To Lose Four Pounds Per Week. That Worked Well For The First Few Months But Then Things Got Tricky.

Having Children Has Helped Me Become A Better Actor Because They Remind You To Play Make Believe. It's The Ease And Naturalness Of Their Beings. They Just Play And It's Completely Real For Them At The Time. As An Actor, If We Do It Well, We Make You Believe.

I Think 'unbelievable' Is An Unbelievably Stupid Word.

I've Been Wanting To Have My Own Family Since I Was Young. It Just Took Me A While To Find The Perfect Woman.

I Had A Van That I Customized So I Could Basically Live Out Of That While I Traveled And Then I Graduated To An Airstream. I've Got Three Airstreams Now And They're All Customized Different Ways. The Good Thing About Those Is There's Not Enough Square Footage To Blow All Your Money.

Is It Not Lawful For Me To Do What I Will With Mine Own?

I Had A Fan Who Had A Fictional Relationship With Me. She Wrote Letters To Me And Then Wrote Return Letters To Herself (from Me). In Her Mind, We Were Married And Had Two Children. Her Parents Finally Uncovered This Delusional Life She Was Living And She Got Help.

I Always Wanted To Be A Father And Thought It Would Be Great, But It Just Took The Right Woman And The Right Time To Make It All Happen.

Bringing A Baby Into The World Is Something I've Always Wanted, And Now I'm Completely Ready For My Life To Start Revolving Around Another Human Being.

Good Ideas Are Free - Or At Least They Should Be.

When I See Grace In A Woman, That's Very Sexy. You Can Tell By How Someone Moves Or Their Rhythm.

I've Never Been A Manipulator, Even In My Bachelor Days. I Never Wanted To Do Things To People That Could Catch Up With Me Later On.

A Creep Is Someone Who Claims He's One Thing But He's Actually Another.

The Dogs Eat Of The Crumbs Which Fall From Their Masters' Table.

I Talk To Myself All The Time. Just Make Sure You Answer.

The Foxes Have Holes, And The Birds Of The Air Have Nests; But The Son Of Man Hath Not Where To Lay His Head.

Don't Play An Attitude; Don't Play A Guy Who's Negative. Play A Guy Who's Not Trying To Sell Anybody On Anything, He's Just Saying How It Is And If You Want To Come By What He's Thinking, You're Welcome. If You Do Not, Then Do Not.

I Have My Own Vocabulary. I Love Linguistics. That Surprises People.

I Work Through Life With Commas. I Don't Even Know, Do You Have Parentheticals?

I've Got A Great Sense Of Humor, And If I'm Able To Say Or Do Something In A Movie That People Feel Like They Want To Repeat, That's Hugely Flattering.

There's A Difference In Thinking You Are A Champion And Knowing That You Are.

A Foolish Man... Built His House Upon The Sand.

I Do Believe In God, But I Think It's Very Healthy For A Believer To Spend Time In The Pragmatism Of Agnosticism, And I Think God Appreciates Agnostics Trying To Make A Science Of It And Going, "i Will Not Believe Any Further Than That." I Enjoy That Kind Of Engineering Mind. In No Way Did It Ever Feel Blasphemous To Me As A Man Of Faith.

Try Not To Make A Straight Line Crooked.

I Don’t Dabble And Spend Much Mind Or Time Dealing With, I Don’t Know, People’s Perceptions Of Me. I Truly Don’t.

My Experience In Work, Even Going To Work With Scorsese, Is That People Always Think There's Some Magic Trick. There's No Magic Trick. The People Who Are Really Good At What They Do Do Simple Things Really, Really Well.

Absolutely Not. I Have No Problem With Commitment. In Fact, I Love Having Someone In My Life.

I Like The 'alive' Part. Now I've Made It. Wait Until You See The Roles I Could Take After This. You're Going To See My Gut Hanging Over, Plus 22lbs. It'll Be A Whole New Kind Of Sexy!

I'm Obsessed With Trying To Understand What Somebody Is Talking About And Trying To Get Them To Understand Me.

Hypocrites Do The Devil's Drudgery In Christ's Livery.

The "dazed" Fans Are The Best! "dazed" Fans Never Even Want An Autograph Or Nothin'.

If You Can Be Mentally Stimulated By The Workout And Find Out How To Get Through It, It's More Fun.

We Found A Great Rhythm. Contractions Started Kicking In. I Sat There With Her, Right Between Her Legs. We Got Tribal On It, We Danced To It! I Was Dj-ing This Brazilian Music.

My Life Is The Road, Man. I Need To Keep Moving.

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