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You Have To Really Respect What Your Kids Are Doing With Their Kids And How They're Raising Them. You Can't Push Your Way Into Areas Where You Shouldn't Be Saying Anything. You Have To Always Remember They're Not Your Own Kids. Play With Them, Love Them, Spoil Them To Death - Then Hand Them Back.

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You Have To Really

Billy Crystal

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You Have To Really Respect What Your Kids Are Doing With Their Kids And How They're Raising Them. You Can't Push Your Way Into Areas Where You Shouldn't Be Saying Anything. You Have To Always Remember They're Not Your Own Kids. Play With Them, Love Them, Spoil Them To Death - Then Hand Them Back.

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