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You Could Only Draw Conclusions About My Personal Sexual Politics If You Proceed From The Assumption That I Was Presenting The Characters As The Way It Is And The Way It Ought To Be. But Both Are Clearly Defined As Deranged – It’s Love Among The Mad. He’s A Psycopath, So Is She. She’s Prepared To Throw Him To The Dogs Until He Works Out The Code, He’s Prepared To Let Her Nearly Get Executed. They’re Not Really Going To Buy A House And A Volvo Together. I’m Not Saying This Is How People Should Date!

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You Could Only Draw Conclusions About My Personal Sexual Politics If You Proceed From The Assumption That I Was Presenting The Characters As The Way It Is And The Way It Ought To Be. But Both Are Clearly Defined As Deranged – It’s Love Among The Mad. He’s A Psycopath, So Is She. She’s Prepared To Throw Him To The Dogs Until He Works Out The Code, He’s Prepared To Let Her Nearly Get Executed. They’re Not Really Going To Buy A House And A Volvo Together. I’m Not Saying This Is How People Should Date!

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