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When I Was Little I Went To A Baptist Church With My Grandmother. My Earliest Memories Were Of Her Falling Out In The Middle Of The Floor And They Had To Cover Her With A White Sheet. Every Time We Went To Church It Was Scary. The Music Would Start Playing, And Then Everybody Would Start Running And Shouting And Hollering And Screaming.

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When I Was Little

Sherri Shepherd

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When I Was Little I Went To A Baptist Church With My Grandmother. My Earliest Memories Were Of Her Falling Out In The Middle Of The Floor And They Had To Cover Her With A White Sheet. Every Time We Went To Church It Was Scary. The Music Would Start Playing, And Then Everybody Would Start Running And Shouting And Hollering And Screaming.

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