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I Have Hair That I Audition With, My Sitcom Hair Which Is A Curly Wig. I Have My Long Chic Hair That I Wear To My Son's School So They Know I'm Not Playing Around. I Always Tell People That My Husband Gets A Different Woman Every Night When I Come Home From 'the View.' Hair Makes You Feel A Certain Way, Like Putting A Power Suit On.

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Sherri Shepherd

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I Have Hair That I Audition With, My Sitcom Hair Which Is A Curly Wig. I Have My Long Chic Hair That I Wear To My Son's School So They Know I'm Not Playing Around. I Always Tell People That My Husband Gets A Different Woman Every Night When I Come Home From 'the View.' Hair Makes You Feel A Certain Way, Like Putting A Power Suit On.

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