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What Tends To Happen Is That People Will Go - They've Got Hot Broth, You Know, They've Added Some Liquid To Their Drippings, They've Brought That Up To Heat. And Then They Try To Add In A Big Clump Of Just Kind Of A Handful Of Flour, And Of Course, It Turns Into Library Paste.

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Alton Brown

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What Tends To Happen Is That People Will Go - They've Got Hot Broth, You Know, They've Added Some Liquid To Their Drippings, They've Brought That Up To Heat. And Then They Try To Add In A Big Clump Of Just Kind Of A Handful Of Flour, And Of Course, It Turns Into Library Paste.

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