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If I Took My Turkey Out Of The Refrigerator And, Like, Threw It In A Dumpster Or Drug It Down The Street In New York For A While [it Will Make People Sick].

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My Advice: Write Down Everything You Eat. It's Amazing What That "self Honesty" Can Do For You. (do You Really Want To Have To Confess That Doughnut? I Thought Not.)

Seriously. I'm Not Very Bright, And It Takes A Lot For Me To Get A Concept - To Really Get A Concept. To Get It Enough That It Becomes Part Of Me. But When It Happens I Get Real Excited About It

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I Am A Filmmaker. That Is All I've Ever Been. You Know, Martin Scorsese Makes Films About The Mob. And I Make Movies About Food.

Flame Is Bad. Flame Does Nasty Things To Food. It Makes Soot And It Makes Deposits Of Various Chemicals That Are Not Too Good For Us. The Last Thing You Really Want To See Licking At Your Food While It's On A Grill Is An Actual Flame.

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Although I Don't Take Myself Very Seriously, I Do Take My Work Extraordinarily Seriously.

I Approach Cooking From A Science Angle Because I Need To Understand How Things Work. If I Understand The Egg, I Can Scramble It Better. It's A Simple As That.

I Feel A Strong Wakeup Call And Need To Build Social Connections.

Stuffing Is Evil. Stuffing Adds Mass, So It Slows The Cooking. That's Evil Because The Longer The Bird Cooks, The Drier It Will Be.

I Know People That Could Serve Me Canned Tuna And Saltine Crackers And Have Me Feel More At Home At Their Table Than Some People Who Can Cook Circles Around Me. The More You Try To Impress People, Generally The Less You Do.

My Mantra Was To Educate People - To Actually Give Them The Know-how They Could Use - And To Do It In A Very Subversive Kind Of Way. I Would Entertain Them, And I Was Going To Teach Them Whether They Knew It Or Not.

Molecular Gastronomy Is Not Bad... But Without Sound, Basic Culinary Technique, It Is Useless.

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A Meringue Is Really Nothing But A Foam. And What Is A Foam After All, But A Big Collection Of Bubbles? And What's A Bubble? It's Basically A Very Flimsy Little Latticework Of Proteins Draped With Water. We Add Sugar To This Structure, Which Strengthens It. But Things Can, And Do, Go Wrong.

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You Know We Fixate On The Food So Much Itself: “oh, The Ultimate Brownie Or The Ultimate This Or That” -- Well, Let Me Tell You Something: It’s All Poop In About 12 Hours, Okay? The Real Power That Food Has Is Its Ability To Connect Human Beings To Each Other -- That’s The Stuff Right There And, To Me, Everything Else Is Secondary To That.

In The End, All Journeys Are Spiritual. So Go Off The Main Road. Be Givers Of Hospitality And Gracious Takers Of It Too. Accept The Serendipitous Moments Of Life Because, When All Is Said And Done, You May Find Out That They Were Not Serendipitous At All. And Know That Faith Is As Real As Bread Broken Among Friends. What You Believe Will Take You Far On Your Journey. If You Search Carefully, You Will Find Good Food All Along The Way.

I Can’t Talk About Anything Or Write About Anything If I Don’t Understand It. So A Lot Of The Stuff That I Go Through And A Lot Of The Time That I Spend Is Understanding.

I Became A Cook So I Could Cook And Tell Stories In Wacky Ways.

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Now My Wife May Think She's Locked Me Out Of The Kitchen But Macgyver's Not My Patron Saint For Nothing.

The Stubby French Painter Toulouse-lautrec Supposedly Invented Chocolate Mousse - I Find That Rather Hard To Believe, But There You Have It.

We Are Fat And Sick And Dying Because We Have Handed A Basic, Fundamental And Intimate Function Of Life Over To Corporations. We Choose To Value Our Nourishment So Little That We Entrust It To Strangers. This Is Insanity. Feed Yourselves. Feed Your Loved Ones. And For God's Sake Feed Your Children.

I Never Spoke About Politics, With The Exception Of Election Night.

A Balanced Diet May Be The Best Medicine. I Was Eating Too Much Good Eats. But People Consider That Part Of Your Job, You Know? Eat. And I Do!

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Jeff Smith Was The Julia Child Of My Generation. When His Television Show, 'the Frugal Gourmet,' Made Its Debut On Pbs In The 1980s, It Conveyed Such Genuine Enthusiasm For Cooking That I Was Moved For The First Time To Slap Down Cold Cash For A Collection Of Recipes.

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Cooking Is An Observation-based Process That You Can't Do If You're So Completely Focused On A Recipe.

I Like Television. I Still Believe That Television Is The Most Powerful Form Of Communication On Earth - I Just Hate What Is Being Done With It.

I Had Kicked Around The Idea For Good Eats When I Was Directing Commercials.

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The Turkey - My Number One Thing That People Don't Get Is Take That Sucker Out Of The Refrigerator About Three Hours Before You Plan On Cooking It.

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The Kitchen's A Laboratory, And Everything That Happens There Has To Do With Science. It's Biology, Chemistry, Physics. Yes, There's History. Yes, There's Artistry. Yes, To All Of That. But What Happened There, What Actually Happens To The Food Is All Science.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

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I Grill, Therefore I Am.

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Butter Typically Melts Around, You Know, 90 Fahrenheit, As Opposed To About 20 Degrees Higher For Lard. So What That Means Is That When You're Working With It, The Lard Is Going To Stay More Solid, Which Is Great For Flakiness.

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Recipe Writers Hate To Write About Heat. They Despise It. Because There Aren't Proper Words For Communicating What Should Be Done With It.

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I'm Going From Doing All Of The Work To Having To Delegate The Work - Which Is Almost Harder For Me Than Doing The Work Myself. I'm A Lousy Delegator, But I'm Learning.

I'm Too Tired To Hate.

I Think In The End There Are Only 20 Or 30 Tenets Of Basic Cooking. It's Going At Perhaps The Same Issue From Different Angles, From Different Points Of View, From Different Presentation Styles, That Really Makes Things Sink In And Become Embedded.

Enough People Have Now Mentioned Bill Nye The Science Guy To Me That I Now Desperately Avoid It All Costs.

I Would Have Bacteria And, Yeah, It Would Grow In What We Call The Danger Zone, Which Is Typically Between 40 And 140. But If I'm Getting Something Out Of My Refrigerator Where It's Been Basically Pretty Clean And I'm Putting It On My Counter, What Exactly Is Going To Happen In That Amount Of Time That Going Into A Hot Oven Isn't Going To Kill? Nothing.

I Am Firmly In The Lard Camp. It Must Be What We Call Leaf Lard, Which Is A Specific Kind Of Lard That Resides Around Certain Internal Organs In The Pig.

I Love Poking Fun At Myself. I Have A Rather Mean Sense Of Humor.

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'outlaw Cook' Was A Revelation. Folks Like Jeff Smith And Marcella Hazan Got Me Interested In Cooking, But John Thorne Pushed Me Into The Path That I Follow To This Day. This Is The Only Cookbook I've Ever Read That Understands How Men Really Eat: Over The Sink, In The Dark, Greasy To The Elbows.

Very Good Cooks Who Are Employed As 'chefs' Rarely Refer To Themselves As 'chefs.' They Refer To Themselves As 'cooks.'

My First Book Is Really About Heat. That Book, For Me, Was An Exploration Of Heat As Ingredient. Why We Don't Talk About Heat As An Ingredient, I Don't Quite Understand, Because It Is The Common Ingredient To All Cooking Processes.

I Only Really Fake It Anymore With Sommeliers Who Are Being Really Snotty To Me And I Don't Want To Take Their Grief And So I Try To Do Something To Kind Of Throw Them Off Or Put Them On The Defensive, Even If I Don't Know What I'm Talking About

I'm Like A Really Goofy Home Ec Teacher.

You Know, [skin] Happens At The Gravy Boat Stage - Right? - Or This Happens When You're Trying To Keep It Warm. So The Way That I Avoid This Is I Keep My Gravy - The Second It's Done, I Put It In A Thermos, Which Will Keep It Hot And Will Prevent Air From Getting To The Surface. And I Keep It There Till The Last Moment. The Last Thing That Goes Out To The Table Is The Gravy, And I Pour It Out Of The Thermos And Immediately Move It In.

I'm Not A Slave Driver Or A Yeller. I Was Yelled At In Kitchens And Other Workplaces.

So I Quit My Job And Went To The New England Culinary Institute For The Full Two Years And Worked In The Restaurant Industry After That Until Finally I Thought I Had A Grasp On What I Needed To Do What I Do.

The Only Unitasker Allowed In My Kitchen Is A Fire Extinguisher.

Fire Extinguishers

I Say Grace. I'm A Big Believer In Grace. I Happen To Believe In A God That Made All The Food And So I'm Pretty Grateful For That And I Thank Him For That. But I'm Also Thankful For The People That Put The Food On The Table.

So On One Hand, Honey Is An Amazingly Sophisticated And Efficient Food Source. On The Other Hand, It's Bee Backwash.

I Kept Thinking, 'somebody Has To Make A Food Show That Is Actually Educational And Entertaining At The Same Time... A Show That Got Down To The 'why Things Happen.' Plus, I Hated My Job - I Didn't Think It Was Very Worthwhile

All That [replacing Of Fat] Does Is Lead To Dissatisfaction And I Think That Dissatisfaction Results In Overeating.

What Happens Is That In Each Clump You've Got The Gelatinization Of Starches, Which Happens Very Quickly At The Surface Of The Clump And It Kind Of Forms A Protective Skin Around This Dry Hunk Of Flour.

My Feeling Has Always Been That 'good Eats' Would Have Never Happened Had It Been Left To A Committee.

Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

I Looked For A Very Long Time, Knowing That It Had To Happen, But It Took Me A Long Time To Find Someone With The Same Background And Whatnot And I Finally Found Him

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

The Way To Any Woman's Heart, Be She Witch Or Wonderwoman, Princess Or Pocahontas, Is Through Her Stomach.

No Matter How Much Creativity Goes Into It, Cooking Is An Art. Or Perhaps I Should Say A Craft. It Abides By Absolute Rules, Physics, Chemistry, Etc. And That Means That Unless You Understand The Science You Cannot Reach The Art. We're Not Talking About Painting Here. Cooking's More Like Engineering. I Happen To Think That There Is Great Beauty In Great Engineering.

That's The Ultimate Goal Of Most Turkey Recipes: To Create A Great Skin And Stuffing To Hide The Fact That Turkey Meat, In Its Cooked State, Is Dry And Flavorless. Does It Have To Be That Way? No. We Just Have To Focus On What The Turkey Is And What The Turkey Needs.

The Worst Food You'll Ever Eat Will Probably Be Prepared By A 'cook' Who Calls Himself A 'chef.' Mark My Words.

Last Year, I Made A Refrigerator In My Basement. And I Needed To Because I Needed To Figure How - You Know There Is No Such Thing As 'cold.' There Is Only Less Heat.

I Think A Lot Of Food Shows, Especially When We Started 'good Eats' Back In The Late '90s, They Were Still Really About Food. 'good Eats' Isn't About Food, It's About Entertainment. If, However, We Can Virally Infect You With Knowledge Or Interest, Then All The Better.

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