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What Are You? Insane? I’m Not Interested In Ms. Preppy Uptight Sloan Ranger. Jeez. I’d Get Khaki Between My Teeth. Can You Imagine? I’ve Never Been In Khaki And I Never Want To See A Woman Out It. It Scares Me. (dev)

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What Are You? Insane?

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What Are You? Insane? I’m Not Interested In Ms. Preppy Uptight Sloan Ranger. Jeez. I’d Get Khaki Between My Teeth. Can You Imagine? I’ve Never Been In Khaki And I Never Want To See A Woman Out It. It Scares Me. (dev)

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Yes, He’s A Good Boy. Never Been In Trouble At School And He’s On The Honor Roll. Captain Of The Football Team. All-around Psycho Serial Killer Who Hides Bodies In The Fridge Whenever His Parents Go Out Of Town. (nick) I Also Eat Babies For Breakfast And Torture Small Animals For Fun. My Therapist Says I’m Making Real Progress Though. (caleb)

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I Hate You! (artemis) Don’t Keep Saying That, Artie. It’s Cruel To Get My Hopes Up. (acheron)

Wake Up, Astrid. Your Psychotic Criminal Is Playing With Knives. (sasha)

Right, And The Definition Of Basic Stupidity Is To Keep Doing The Same Thing Over And Over Again While Expecting A Different Result. I’m Not Stupid. (xypher) I Didn’t Say To Keep Doing It. Move Forward With Purpose. Examine What Went Wrong And Correct That One Mistake. (acheron)

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I Can’t Touch Him. (jared) Well, Don’t You Suck. (stryker) Oh, Believe Me, I Couldn’t Agree More. Just Be Grateful It’s Not Contagious. (jared)

So What Really Happened To You? (astrid) Nothing. (zarek) Well, I Hope I Never Come Across Nothing Then If It’s Capable Of Putting A Hole In My Back. (astrid)

Don’t Worry, We’re Not Letting Her Out Of Our Sight…and After The Nick Incident, We’re Not Letting Her Out From Behind This Bar. (aimee) Yeah, Prisoners R Us. (tory)

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Oh, You’re Going To Die All Right. All Of You. And For What You’ve Done To My Brother You Will Suffer Unimaginably! (kessar) Yada, Yada, Yada. Am I The Only One Who Gets Sick Of The Bad-guy Monologue? ‘ooo, I’m The Big Evil. I’m Going To Kill You All. Just Wait While I Bore You To Tears With My Egomaniacal Bullshit. I’m Just A Demon Windbag Who Likes To Hear Himself Speak And I’m Trying To Intimidate You.' (kat)

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Aimee-"if Someone's Possessed By A Demon, How Do You Get The Demon Out?" Xedrix-"call A Priest.

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Glad To See You’re Still Breathing.” – Caleb “glad To Be Breathing.” – Nick

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You’re Such A Crybaby. (tee) Let Me Almost Shoot Off One Of Your Testicles And See How You Cope. (joe) You Shouldn’t Have Moved, Joe. It Was Your Fault. (tee) Yeah, Everything’s My Fault. (joe) Good, Then We Agree. (tee)

Maybe They’re Customers. (simone) For A Doll Store? Yes, I Can Just See Them Now…i’ll Take The Frilly Pink Baby Doll. (liza)

Are You Mad? (artemis) Yes, I Am. Mad At This World Where We Are Nothing To The Gods. Mad At The Fates Who Put Us Here For No Purpose Except To Toy With Us For Their Petty Amusement. I Wish All Of The Gods Were Dead And Gone. (acheron)

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Should I Be Offended? (livia) Please Don’t Be. I Pride Myself On Being Socially Inept. But The Only People I Ever Intentionally Offend Are My Bevy Of Brothers. And Speaking Of, Where’s Big Bad Angry One? (zarina)

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What Fools These Mortals Be. (acheron)

Can You Keep A Secret?” “me And Tupperware, Baby. We Seal Tight. Ain’t Nothing Going To Get Out.

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Why Have I Always Been Forbidden To Touch Him? (stryker) Ours It Not To Question Why. Ours Is But To Live Or Die. (apollymi)

Does This Mean You Made A Decision? (carlos) No, I Took My Clothes Off And Came In Here To Tell You I Wasn’t Going To Make Love With You. To Use Your Words, ‘for Someone So Intelligent, You Can Be Pretty Dense.' (gabrielle)

And You Chose To Fight For Artemis Instead, What Kind Of Stupid Are You? (jeff)

What Was Dionysus Going To Go? Send Him Back To His Hellish Isolation? He’d Been There, Done That, And Had The Ozzy T-shirt To Prove It.’ (styxx)

Have You Ever Wanted Something That You Knew Was Bad For You? Something That You Ached For So Much You Could Think Of Nothing Else? [wren]

Oh, I Remember How Beautiful You Were. You Didn't Have Any Hair. You Were Such A Bald Little Booger, I Thought I Was Going To Have To Save Up To Buy You A Toupee.

You Mean You Don’t Know? (wulf) No. In Fact, I’m Thinking Right Now That One, If Not Both Of Us, Needs To Put Down The Crack Pipe And Start This Night Over. (cassandra)

You Mean There’s Someone Out There Better Than Your Father? (quills) No, Idiot. My Father Trained Him. Just Fyi, My Father Is Also His Godfather. So You Want To Be Real Nice To Dev. All Of Us Take It Personally When People Aren’t. (adron)

You Are Not Human,” The Demon Announced. “you Have No Soul.” “thank You For The Obvious. Did You Know You Have Horns On Your Head?

Everyone Is In Pain.no Matter Where They Come From Or What You Think Of Them. Sorrow Spares No One

Even If I Were Lying On The Sun Itself, I Would Be Freezing There Without You. (zarek)

So Why Did You Get Shot? One Of Your Witticisms Go Awry? (nekoda)

Just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should.

We Must Not, By Any Whimsical Conceits Supposed To Be Adapted To The Altering Fashions Of The Times, Overturn The Established Law Of The Land: It Descended To Us As A Sacred Charge, And It Is Our Duty To Preserve It.

Nick, Fetch My Car, Fetch My Clothes, Sweep The Chimney, Make My Bed, Watch My Psychopath, Fetch My Slippers.

Power, True Power, Comes From Within. Not Without. (nick)

So, Magellan, Where Are We Going? (danger) Away. I’m Open To Any Location, So Long As It Doesn’t Involve Returning To Your House While Wart-head Is There.

Take That, You Scum-sucking Snipes. Eat Your Words And Your Cruelty. May You Drown In It And Die. (nick)

I Take Offense To That. (pandora) And I Take Offense To My Sudden Need For A Testicle Retrieval. You Know, I Would Have Liked To Have Fathered Children One Day. (mike)

Surprise Me, Atlantean. Attack. This Isn’t A Dance Party. (takeshi) You Know, This Isn’t Building My Confidence. In Fact, I Think I’m Just Going To Lie Here For A Bit And Take In Some Sun. (acheron)

Atlantis: Fabled. Mystical. Golden. Mysterious. Glorious And Magical. There Are Those Who Claim That It Never Was. But Then There Are Also Those Who Think They Are Safe In This Modern World Of Technology And Weapons. Safe From All The Ancient Evils. They Even Believe That Wizards, Warriors, And Dragons Are Long Dead. They Are Fools Clinging To Their Science And Logic While Thinking It Will Save Them. (thrylos)

What If One Of Her Father’s Soldiers Panicked And Fired For No Reason? Though Pilots Were Carefully Trained, Mistakes Happened And She Didn’t Want To Be Included In A Statistics Report Under “uh-oh, My Bad.”’ (kiara)

There’s A Human Out There Who Is Killing Off Dark-hunters, And Someone Needs To Stop Them.” – Andy “well, That’s Just Plain Rude.” – Sundown

Are All Knights So Gentle? (taryn) I Know Not, Taryn, Since I Don’t Make It My Habit To Lie Abed With Other Knights. (sparhawk)

Here I Am! Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes

As Nietzsche Said, ‘that Which Doesn’t Kill You– ’(alexion) Will Only Require Brief Hospitalization. And If You’re A Dark-hunter, Just A Good Day’s Sleep. (danger)

I’m Going To Be Exposed, Aren’t I? (acheron) I Don’t Know. You Planning On Dropping Your Pants Around Me? If So, Warn Me First. I Don’t Want To Go Blind. (savitar)

I’m Staying Here Tonight. I Can Bunk On The Floor. (nathan) What If I Say No? (terri) I’ll Just Break In After You Go To Sleep And Still Bunk On The Floor. (nathan)

I'm The Top Of The Food Chain And Well...you're The Food.

I’m Here Because I Know The Sadness Inside You. I Know What It Feels Like To Wake In The Morning, Lost And Lonely And Aching For Someone To Be There With Me. (sebastian)

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

I Want You To Always Hold Your Head Up And Follow Your Dreams Wherever They Take You. Don’t You Ever Listen To The People Out To Hurt You Or Make You Cry. Listen To Your Heart And Be Better Than Them. No One Gets Ahead By Hurting Others. The Only Real Peace Anyone Will Ever Have Is The One That Comes From Within. Live Your Life On Your Own Terms And Make It A Happy Life. Always. That’s What’s Important, Torimou. (theo)

Don't Cross Me Scooby-doo. I'm Not An Old Man In A Mask Waiting To Be Thwarted By You Meddling Kids.

I Just Love The Gifts You Bring Me For Lunch. Other Girls Get Diamonds. Me? I Get Mayhem And Blood – And All Before Noon. Thanks, Tate. (simone)

Fine. I’m A Skotos (xypher) That Means What? You Have Toe Jam? (simone)

Look, I Promise I’m Not Psychotic. Eccentric And Idiosyncratic, But Not Psychotic. (sebastian) I’ll Bet The Prisons Are Full Of Men Who Have Told Women That. (channon)

Did You See A Doctor? (syn) Yeah. It’ll Heal. (cruel) Did Your Mom Say Anything? (syn) Clean The Blood Out Of The Carpet Before It Sets. What Could She Say? Better Me Than Her. (cruel)

We All Have Regrets, Urian. Nothing That Lives Is Immune From That Nasty Emotion. (acheron) So What? You Want Me To Go Kiss And Make Up? (urian) Hardly. But I Want You To Set Aside Your Own Hurt And Anger To See Clearly For A Minute. This Isn’t About You And Your Father Anymore Than It’s About Me And Nick Hating Each Other Over Something We Can’t Change. This Is About Saving The Lives Of A Million Innocent People. People Like Phoebe Who Don’t Deserve To Be Hunted And Killed. If I Can Stand At The Side Of My Enemies For The Greater Good, So Can You. (acheron)

Hmmm. See, In This World, Xirena, The Simi Does What She Wants And Akri, He Say, ‘okay, Simi, Whatever You Want, Simi.’ Unless It Involves Eating People; Then He Usually Says No, But That’s The Only Time. Other Than That, He Do What The Simi Says. See How That Works? (simi)

Where Did You Find An Andarion? I’ve Never Seen One On Gouran Before. Aren’t You Afraid To Be With Him? (sales Woman) Why No, I’m Not Afraid. He’s Already Had His Daily Feeding. (kiara) What Do You Feed Him? (sales Woman) Babies. Lots And Lots Of Babies. (kiara)

My Mission Is To Kill The Bad Guy, Save The World, And Hopefully End Up With The Girl. (steele)

Don't Let Those People Steal Your Day

Aren’t You Ever Satisfied? I Swear If I Were Mortal, I’d Be Limping From Our Last Go-round. If Not Dead. We Really Need To Find You A Hobby Other Than Jumping On Top Of Me. (acheron)

You Hurt Any Of Us Or Those We Love Again And So Help Me, I Won’t Stop Until I’ve Pulled You Into So Many Pieces, You’ll Think You’ve Been Through A Grinder. (fang)

I’d Rather Be Vindictive Than Smart. (solin)

(looking At Their Son On Ultrasound.) He Looks Like An Angel. (cassandra) I Don’t Know. I Think He Looks Like A Frog Or Something. (wulf)

You’re Not A Morning Person, Are You? (simone) I’m A Dream-hunter/demon. By My Very Nature I’m Nocturnal. That Big Yellow Ball In The Sky Offends Me To The Very Core Of My Being. (xypher)

Let Me Guess. The Big One Is Due In On The North Shore? (dante) Yes. So Let’s Make This Quick. I Have A Board, A Wave, And A Babe With My Name On Them And I Would Like To Take Advantage Of All Three. (savitar)

You’re So Beautiful. I Wish I’d Seen You As A Child. (acheron) You Didn’t Miss Much. I Had Buck Teeth And Stringy Hair. (kat)

I Know I’m Charonte And We Defer To Our Females, But You Have To Respect The Fact That I’m Charonte And We Protect Our Females To The End. You Be My Female. I Be Protecting. (xedrix)

We’re Multigenerational Squires. (carl) Which Means What? You Prance Around With Tinfoil Armor And Plastic Swords Pretending To Be Knights? (nick)

Life Has A Way Of Breaking Even The Strongest Among Us.

No, Simi. No Food. (astrid) ‘no, Simi. No Food.’ You Sound Like Akri. ‘don’t Eat That, Simi, You’ll Cause An Ecological Disaster.’ What Is An Ecological Disaster, That’s What I Want To Know? Akri Says It’s Me On Hunger Binge, But I Don’t Think That’s Quite Right, But That’s All He’ll Say About It. (simi)

How Was I To Know Your Pet Was A God-killer? What Kind Of Idiot Ties Herself Down To One Of His Kind? (dionysus) Well, Gee, What Was I Supposed To Do? Hook Up With Mr. All-powerful God-killer Or Get Myself A Mardi Gras Float And Hang Out With Him? (she Pointed To Camulus, Who Looked Extremely Offended By Her Comment.) You’re Such A Moron. No Wonder You’re The Patron God Of Drunken Frat Boys. (artemis)

Any Time You Need An Expert Parental Hand- (zarek) I’ll Find Jericho. (astrid) Um, Could You At Least Wait Until That Thing’s Housebroken? (jericho)

She’s Best Friends With My Wife. (julian) Gracie? You’re Married To Gracie? That Was You? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (sunshine)

I Think We Both Need To Work On Our Communication Skills. (kiara) I Tried That Once. (nykyrian) And? (kiara) Darling Told Me That I Could Never Hold A Job As A Suicide Counselor Or Hostage Negotiator. He Said My Failure Rate Would Become The Stuff Of Legends. (nykyrian)

I Want To Be Inside You So Badly, Grace,” He Whispered. “i Want To Feel Your Legs Wrapped Around Me, Feel Your Breasts Against My Chest, Hear You Moaning As I Make Slow, Sweet Love To You. I Want Your Smell On My Body, Your Breath On My Skin.

Even If He Doesn’t Eat, He Knows The Cookies. I’ll Bet His Mother Stuffed Him Full As A Kid. (tory) Not Really. My Mom Wasn’t The Betty Crocker Kind. (acheron) (not Unless It Involved Napalm Or Plagues.)

In The Land Of Badass, You’ve Just Been Trumped. If Dark-hunters Had Inmates, These Would Be They. Known As The Dogs Of War Because That’s What They Thrive On, They’re Cold-blooded And Intolerant. Congratulations, Bud, These Are Your New Protectors. (acheron)

Stay Out Of This, Zebulon. (dolophoni) You Guys Come To My Town, You Don’t Call. You Don’t Write. And You Expect Me To Just Let You Run Amok In Front Of The Humans? Really, Deimos, Don’t Tread Here Unless You Want To Bleed. (zt)

(ash Used His Powers To Lift Zarek From The Floor And Pin Him Roughly Against The Ceiling.) Stop Pushing Your Luck, Boy. I’ve Had It With You. (acheron) Have You Ever Thought Of Hiring Yourself Out To Disneyland? People Would Pay A Fortune For This Ride. (zarek)

Well, I Would Turn Into A Dragon And Fly You Home, But Something Tells Me You Would Protest. (sebastian) No Doubt. I Imagine The Scales Would Also Chafe My Skin. (channon) True. Not To Mention, I Once Learned The Hard Way That They Really Do Call The Military Out On You. You Know, Fighter Jets Are Hard To Dodge When You Have A Forty-foot Wingspan. (sebastian)

Beautiful. You Can Be Taught. Makes My Job So Much Easier When You’re Actually Intelligent. You’d Be Amazed At The Idiots I’ve Come Across.” – Death “i Try To Keep My Stupid To A Bare Minimum, Since My Mom’s Always Telling Me It Can Be Fatal In Large Doses.” – Nick “oh, She’s Right. Believe Me, I Know. For That Matter, It Can Be Fatal Even In Small Measures. Remind Me Sometime To Tell You About The Woman I Claimed Who Was Vacuuming Her Cat.” – Death

Oh, No. We Can’t Have That. Where You Going, Mr. Meanie-pants? You Don’t Hurt People Then Run. That’s Just Rude. Can The Simi Barbecue Him, Or Is He On The ‘no Simi’ Eat List?” – Simi

I Take Time With Each Person And Try To Remember Them, Especially If They're A Repeater From Another Event. I Know A Lot Of Authors Just Sign A Book And Keep Their Heads Down, But I'm Not Like That.

So, Does This Make You Visibly Challenged? (nick) No, But If You Don’t Lay Off Me, I’m Going To Make You Breathing Impaired. (acheron)

Got To Say, Dying Would Really Wreck My Best Day. Been There, Done That, And Now That I Think About It, Artemis Forgot To Give Me The T-shirt.

I’m Not A Child. Don’t Talk To Me Like I Am. (kiara) No, You’re Worse. You’re An Adult Who Still Thinks The World Is A Beautiful Place, Filled With People Who Will Help You Just For The Sake Of Being Nice. Wake Up And Smell The Bloodbath And Humility The Rest Of Us Have To Cope With. (syn)

Then Why Don’t You And Bubba Have Girlfriends? (nick) I Don’t Want The Drama Of It. After The Last One Burnt Up All My Clothes With My Jack Daniel’s Black Label Collection And Tried To Decapitate Me With My Cds, I Decided I’d Take A Hiatus For A Bit. (mark)

Why Is It When You Want The Ground To Swallow You Whole, It Decides To Stop Trying? -ethon

If You’re Trying To Seduce Me, Vane, You’re A Bit Late. At His Point I’m Pretty Much A Sure Thing For You.

Why Are You Talking To The King Loser Dork? You Want To Talk About Ugly? Look At What He’s Wearing. (stone) I Like A Man Who Takes Fashion Chances. It’s The Mark Of Someone Who Lives By His Own Code. A Rebel. A Real Lone Wolf Is A Lot Sexier Than A Pack Animal Who Follows Orders And Can’t Have An Opinion Unless Someone Else Gives It To Him. (nekoda)

I Take It That Didn’t Go Well. (cassandra) About Like Walking Into A Bear Cave Covered In Honey. (wulf)

Fifty Dorcas They’re Setting Up An Ambush Near My Ship. (nykyrian) No Bet. I Know They Are. They’re Too Stupid To Not Be Obvious And Predictable. Gah, I Hate Abiding By The Law. Too Bad You Can’t Slaughter Them Where They Stand. (syn)

You Can’t Die, Vik. You’re A Mechbot. (syn) They Can Pull Me Apart And Reprogram Me. Trust Me, That’s Death. Now Shush Before They Find Us. Remember – Hide, People, Hide. (vik)

...you're Omniscient, Right?" "for The Most Part, Yes." "then You Have To Tell Me This ‘cause I Have To Know. What's At The End Of Everything?" He Shrugged. "that's Easy Enough." "then Tell Me." "the Letter G.

Don’t Play That Game With Me, Acheron. Tell Me What I Need To Know! (xypher) Nice Tone. We Should Rent You Out To Record Halloween Albums. (acheron)

And Neither Do I, Asshole. (wren) Wow. Multiple Syllables And A Whole Sentence From The Tiger. Who’d Have Ever Thought It? Whoever She Was, She Must Have Had A Lot Of Talent To Make You Speak. Next Thing You Know, She’ll Have The Dead Walking. Quick, Call A Dark-hunter. I’m Sure Some Of Them Would Like Another Resurrection. (dev)

What Happened To Darling’s Face? (kiara) It Got His. Repeatedly. (syn)

There Were Only So Many Kicks A Dog Could Take Before It Turned Vicious.’ (acheron)

Well, Yeah. You Said You Wanted Italian. See. Chef Boyardee. He Makes One The Best Stuff. (tabitha)

But For The Last Couple Of Weeks I’ve Had This Bizarre Sensation That Something Is Watching Me. (simone) You Mean Someone, Right? (tate) I Know It Sounds Crazy – (simone) I Just Had A Body Walk Off The Table Mid-autopsy And You Think Your Story Is Nuts? (tate)

If I Said I Wouldn’t Toss Him Out Of My Bed For Eating Crackers, Would You Leave Me Alone? (grace) Maybe. What Else Wouldn’t You Toss Him Out Of Bed For? (selena) Eating Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts? (grace)

Oh, Pooh, You’re Just Like Akri. No, Simmi, Don’t Be Breathing Fire Around The Flammable Objects Or Small Children. Except For That Black Plastic Card That’s Not Really Plastic. It Some Metal Thing, But The Simi Loves It Cause It Let Her Buy Everything She Want Without Limit. He Never Say No To Simi When She Use It. Oh, Hello, There, Fang. You Okay? You Looking Kind Of Peaked Or Piqued Or…? Oh, Heck, The Simi Can Never Keep Those Straight. (simi)

Nick Was Dressed In Jeans, A Dark Green Sweater, And Bomber Jacket–the Perfect Image Of A Rich College Student. Talon Looked Like A Biker Who Had Just Left Sanctuary, New Orleans’s Premier Biker Bar. Acheron Looked Like A Refugee From The Dungeon–the Local Underground Goth Hangout. Valerius Was The Professional Contingent, And Zarek…zarek Just Looked Like He Was Ready To Kill Something.’ (talon)

So Why The Sudden Girlspeak, Urian? Neither One Of Us Is Really Into Discussing Our Feelings…and No Offense, I Like The Fact We Don’t. (acheron) I Do Too Most Times And I’m Truly Grateful You Don’t Pry, But As A Man Who Defied Everything He Once Valued In This World And One Who Sacrificed The Love Of A Father He Worshiped…even Though It Ended Badly, The Days I Had With Phoebe Were Worth Every Wound I’ve Suffered. (urian)

What Now? (shahara) I’m Thinking. (syn) Could You Think A Little Quicker? (shahara) You’re Not Helping. (syn) You’re Lucky You’re Still Breathing And Not Limping. (shahara)

Where I Am Always Thou Art. Thy Image Lives Within My Heart.

After That, Anytime She Caught Me Near A Kitchen She’d Start In On Me. So I Have An Automatic Sphincter Clench Any Time I Reach For A Pan. (devyn)

This Is Getting Ugly.” – Abigail “like My Great-aunt’s Underpants.” – Sundown

You Know, I've Walked This Earth For Over Eleven Thousand Years, My Lady. I Have Seen Things In My Life That Are Unimaginable To You, And You Ask Me If I Doubt You? Lady, I Doubt The Very Air You Breathe. (acheron)

May You Get Exactly What You Want And Live Long Enough To Regret It.

Didn’t I Tell You To Stay Out Of My Thoughts?’ – Abigail ‘you Can Beat Me Later. Just Do It Naked.’ – Sundown

Ooo, He’s Snotty. I Like Him Already. (tee)

Why Can’t You Ever Answer A Simple Question? (wulf) Ask Me A Simple Question And You Will Get A Simple Answer. (acheron)

Fang, I Think You Better Stop Or Talon Might Turn You Into A Wolf Kabob. (vane)

Was It Like This? (jesse) (jesse Made An Inhuman Ghost Noise.) That Sounds Like Darth Vader Choking On A Chicken Bone. (gloria)

Simple. Atlantis Can't Be Found." He Scoffed At Her. " You're The Second Person To Tell Me That In Less Than An Hour.

Greek Mythology

I’m Protecting Her. (wulf) From? (chris) Daimons. (wulf) Big Bad Ones. (cassandra)

It’s A Belgian Beer, Sweetie. Please Tell Me You’ve At Least Heard Of It. (blaine) Boy, I Was Born In Brussels And The Last Time I Checked, This Was My New Homeland, America, Not My Birthplace. So You Can Either Order An American-made Beer Or I’ll Bring You Water And You Can Sit There And Act All Superior Until You Puke, Okay? (aimee)

You Know, Vik, You’re Amazingly Human At Times. (alix) I Know. But I Wonder If The Feelings I Have Are Real Or Just Electrical Stimulations In My Cortex That Simulate Human Emotion. I Wish I Knew If They Were Real Or Imagined. (vik) And That Makes You Completely Human, Sweetie. We All Have Those Doubts. (alix)

We All Have Choices. (astrid) No We Don’t, Princess. Only People With Money And Influence Have Choices. For The Rest Of Us, Basic Necessity Dictates What We Have To Do To Survive. (zarek)

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