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I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But I Definitely Brought It To Its Present High Popularity.

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From A Distance The World Looks Blue And Green, And The Snow-capped Mountains White. From A Distance The Ocean Meets The Stream, And The Eagle Takes To Flight. From A Distance, There Is Harmony, And It Echoes Through The Land. It's The Voice Of Hope, It's The Voice Of Peace, It's The Voice Of Every Man

Twenty-seven People Sang 'wind Beneath My Wings' Before I Got Around To It. A Lot Of People Saw The Movie That I Sang It In, Beaches, And What They Came Away With Was That Song. They Turned To Their Loved Ones And Said, 'you Know, You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings!' The Song Expressed How They Felt In A Way A Simple 'i Love You' Would Not Have.

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Cats Always Seem So Very Wise, When Staring With Their Half-closed Eyes. Can They Be Thinking, I'll Be Nice, And Maybe She Will Feed Me Twice?

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It's Important That You All Agree On What The Parameters Are And What You Can Accomplish - And Not Get Pissed Off Or Beat Yourself Up For What You Can't Accomplish.

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If They [at The Audition] Don't Like The Way You Sound They Won't Buy You Anyway, Ripped Dress Or No Ripped Dress, Ass Hanging Out Or No Ass Hanging Out.

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I Feel Like A Million Tonight - But One At A Time.

Writing A Book Is Not As Tough As It Is To Haul Thirty-five People Around The Country And Sweat Like A Horse Five Nights A Week.

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I Think The Essence Of Humor Has Not Changed. It's All About Surprise, Facilitating Follows. But The Context Of Humor Has Changed. Previously, The Jokes Were More Related To Current Issues, Political. Today People Make About Each Other Either Funny Or About People Like Kim Kardashian. It's Brutal. Everything Is So Much Vielschmutziger.

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Here I Am, One Of The Most Colorful Women Of My Time - If Not Of My Block - Being Made To Sound Positively Legumelike In Printed Interviews.

I'm Working My Way Toward Divinity.

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If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

After Thirty, A Body Has A Mind Of Its Own.

If You're Frightened, You're Out Of Luck.

I Bear No Grudges. I Have A Mind That Retains Nothing.

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I Wish America Would Spend Even Half As Much Time Complaining About Plastics In Our Oceans As We Do About Actresses' Plastic Surgery.

Culturally, It's Very Hard To Change People's Attitudes About Public Space.

The Outside World Doesn't Have A Lot To Offer. You Have To Make Your Own Heaven In Your Own Home.

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Do I Understand This Right? I'm Being Marked Down?

I'm So Glad To Be Back In New York. Los Angeles Can Be So Cold, So Cruel After You've Been-what's The Word?-oh Yes: 'fired.'

I Try Not To Drink Too Much Because When I'm Drunk, I Bite.

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We're All Divine, But I Was The Only One Who Had The Nerve To Call Myself That.

I'm Looking For Something That Gives Me A Chance To Stretch. Because I Have My Own Work, And I Can Do Anything I Want In My Own Work - Juggle, Tap Dance, Anything I Want.

Give Me A Chance

There Are Bugs And There Are The Pigeons And Other Predators, But You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Them, Because This Is How Nature Works.

We Are All Part Of The Ecosystem.

Marriage Is Such Hard Work. And It's Full Of Rage And Real Human Drama.

Sometimes My Brain Goes On Cd Shuffle. You Know, You Put A Bunch Of Cd's On And Hit Play And Random Things Come Out.

A Lot Of People Have No Access To Beauty. When I Was Growing Up, My Mother Had Only A Few Pretty Things To Look At.

Sometimes, When I Wake Up, My Soul Is In Another City!

There's A Kind Of Emotional Exploration You Plumb With A Friend That You Don't Really Do With Your Family.

I Always Try To Balance The Light With The Heavy - A Few Tears Of Human Spirit In With The Sequins And The Fringes.

You Can't Just Have A Clean Public Space - You Also Have To Have People Willing To Use It, And Something That Will Draw Them In.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

I Think Most Of Us Are Torn. We Have At Least Two People At War In Our Body. One Person Wants To Retire And Grow Fabulous Tomatoes, And The Other Wants To Stand Up On A Pedestal And Be Worshipped And Get Bigger And Bigger And Bigger Until She Explodes.

I Don't Need Anyone To Write Me A Show In My Style, I Would Like To Do A Show In A Style That Wasn't My Style, Because That's The Only Way I Can Grow Up And Grow Out.

Melbourne Is The Kind Of Town That Really Makes You Consider The Question 'is There Life After Death?

Life After Death

When My Daughter Was Younger We Showed Her All The Great Musicals. And The Great Dramas And Great Comedies, And The One That She Took To The Most Was Some Like It Hot.

Just Because People Don't Meet You Doesn't Mean They're Not Out There Breaking Their Asses Trying To Get Around.

The People Who Are Out To Destroy The Environment Think They're Going To Get Away With It. Are They Breathing Different Air Than We're Breathing? Are They Eating Different Food? I Mean, Where Do They Think They're Going To Go? What Do They Think Is Going To Be Better Than What They Have Destroyed? I Just Don't Get It.

The [film] Business Is Run By Men, And They're Basically Interested In Their Own Species, And They're Not So Interested In Women Belonging To The Human Race.

While I Was Growing Up, I Believed I Could Do Anything I Could Think Of. So The Challenge Was Always To Keep Thinking - To Get To Where I Wanted To Be And Then To Think Of Somewhere Else To Go.

Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

I Read Neither Good Nor Bad About Me. I Let It Not Even In My Life, So It Has No Effect On Me. I Am Very Sensitive.

My Parents Have Not Insisted That We Go To College, But She Wanted Us To Learn. Teacher, Librarian, Secretary, Nurse. All My Siblings Were Employed. But I Wanted To Be The Boss, An Independent Contractor.

You Have To Think You're The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, But You Have To Know That You're Not.

The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do Like A Virgin Is Give Birth In A Stable.

I've Always Been Lucky Enough To Have Great Audiences. It Has Been Quite A Life.

I Never Know How Much Of What I Say Is True.

The Internet Has Changed Everything. People Will Be Discovered Online. People Buy Music Online. It's A Completely Different Way To Get Entertainment.

My Mother Would Only Let Us Go To The Musicals.

Enough About Me. What Do You Think About Me?

People Have An Obligation To Live Up To Their Potential.

It's The One Who Won't Be Taken That Cannot Seem To Give, And The Soul Afraid Of Dying That Never Learns To Live.

I Would Much Rather Watch Myself Than Listen To Myself. The Moving Is Second Nature, But The Listening... That's The Art.

Find Your Light; They Can't Love You If They Can't See You

I Always Wanted To Be A Performer, I Didn't Know Exactly What Kind Of Performer, All I Knew Was There Were Certain Things That I Liked. I Liked Movies A Whole Lot, And I Loved Music.

I Firmly Believe That With The Right Footwear One Can Rule The World.

Through Books And Photographs, I Saw A World That Was Not My Own - And I Realized That There Was Another World. That's Why I'm Concerned About Education, Because It Helps Our Children See Other Worlds.

There's The Media-driven Universe, In Which The Public Perceives You In A Superficial Way. Then There's The Universe That You Actually Inhabit, Where You Have To Get Up Even If You Didn't Sleep So Well, And You Feel Like Crap And Your Face Is Swollen.

A Person's Life Is A Journey, A Road. Sometimes You Go Off The Road And Sometimes You Stay On All The Way Through. But You Are The Only One On That Road. It's Your Road.

It's A Different World Now: Stars Come And Go Quickly, And There Are So Many Of Them. I Read A Statistic That All The Record Companies Combined Used To Put Out Around 3,000 Albums In A Year. Now They Put Out Something Like 30,000!

I Fear For The Future Of The Planet. But In A Funny Way, I'm Even Sanguine About That.

For Days On End, I Would Hardly Speak, And When I Did Only The Vilest Sort Of Gibberish Would Spout Forth. I Became Morose And Fat. Unapproachable, Except When Eating - And Then Only By Waiters.

The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

I Decided Years Ago Not To Read Stories About Myself Anymore. Each One Is A Potential Minefield: Whatever It Says, You're Bound To Take It The Wrong Way. Why Do It If You Know It's Going To Make You Miserable?

It's The Heart Afraid Of Breaking That Never Learns To Dance. It Is The Dream Afraid Of Waking That Never Takes The Chance.

I've Always Said That People Have Unrealistic Expectations.

Unrealistic Expectations

Through Books And Photographs, I Saw A World That Was Not My Own - And I Realized That There Was Another World.

What I Have In Me... It's Not Hard, And It's Not Cold, And It's Not Fierce Ambition, That's Not What It Is. It's A Drive [for Success], But It's Not A Drive...it's Being Driven, It's Something I Have No Control Over. It's Something Pushing Me, I'm Not Pushing Myself.

Some Say Love, It Is A Razor That Leaves Your Soul To Bleed.

If You're Passionate About Something, Then You Should Pick Up Your Flag And Run With It.

Just Remember, During The Winter, Far Beneath The Bitter Snow, That There's A Seed That With The Sun's Love In The Spring Becomes A Rose.

Life Is Like Cooking Your Masterpiece Recipe. You Have To Get The Right Ingredients,have The Right Mixture And The Right Cooking Time To Reveal The Perfect And Delicious Taste Of Your Craft.

As You Age, Feelings Do Diminish.

I Can Get Plenty Of Men, Keeping Them Is The Hard Part.

That's The Oscars For Ya - You Remember Who Was Nominated, But You Don't Remember Who Won!

Hawaii Doesn't Smell Like Sex To Me. It's The Only Place In The World That Smells Like That, But It's Not Sex, It's - Freedom.

The Worst Part Of Success Is To Try To Find Someone Who Is Happy For You.

When It's Three O'clock In New York, It's Still 1938 In London.

Image Is Everything, And The Voice Or The Idea Or The Song Is Hardly Anything At All. Half The Time The Person Isn't Even Doing The Singing. I'm A Bit Cynical About This [music] Business.

America Is So Caught Up In This Celebrity Mania!

Let The Sun Stop Burning, Let Them Tell Me Love's Not Worth Going Through. If It All Falls Apart, I Will Know Deep In My Heart, The Only Dream That Mattered Had Come True ...in This Life I Was Loved By You.

Total Contentment Is Only For Cows.

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.

I Believe That Judy Garland's Artistry Was So Fine. I Mean, When People Say: 'oh, She Brought So Much Of Her Life To Her Music', I Don't Really Believe That. I Believe That She Didn't Have To. She Just Was A Moving Human Being. That Was Her Gift.

[on Helen Reddy:] She Ought To Be Arrested For Loitering In Front Of An Orchestra.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

People Are Not The Best Because They Work Hard. They Work Hard Because They Are The Best.

Sometimes You Have To Make Your Own Opportunities, And That's Why I'm On Tv. I Wasn't Going To Sit Around Anymore, Waiting For The Damn Phone To Ring. I Had To Create My Own Place - I've Always Done That.

When I Started In This [music] Business, I Had A Dream, But It Was Amorphous, And I Had No Experience. I Just Had A Fuzzy Notion Of What Life Would Be Like If I Became What I Pictured.

If Only I'd Known My Differentness Would Be An Asset, Then My Earlier Life Would Have Been Much Easier.

Being Different

Some Say Love It Is A River That Drowns The Tender Reeds. Some Say Love, It Is A Razor That Leaves Your Heart To Bleed. Some Say Love, It Is A Hunger, An Endless Aching Need. I Say Love, It Is A Flower And You, Its Only Seed.

If You Can Accept Your Differentness And Learn To Love It And Encourage It, Then You Can Be Someone Wonderful.

God Is Watching Us, From A Distance.

I've Forbidden My Daughter To Have Grandchildren, I'm Too Young.

I Want To Have Fun, And I Want To Give People A Good Laugh.

I'd Make A Wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll Wear A Pair Of Platform Shoes Or Something.

Honey, I Can Smell The Scent Of Another Woman From 500 Paces.

I'm Confident That I'm As Intelligent As Many People, But I Know That I'm Not As Intelligent As Some. So In The Presence Of Hyperintelligent People, I'm A Shrinking Violet Because I Don't Want To Look Like A Fool. I Know A Little About A Lot And A Lot About A Little.

Cherish Forever What Makes You Unique, 'cuz You're Really A Yawn If It Goes.

I Sold My Soul To Rock 'n' Roll.

[on Princess Anne:] Such An Active, Outdoorsy Lass. She Loves Nature In Spite Of What It Did To Her.

When The Movies First Started, Audiences Were Dumbstruck To See Actresses Walking Around In Evening Gowns. They'd Never Seen Anything Like That. They Wanted To Be Like Those Actors And Actresses, So The Movies Informed Their Behavior. A Lot Of People Started Drinking Martinis And Smoking Cigarettes Because They Felt It Was Cool.

Without Passion, The Powers-that-be Can Run Roughshod Over You.

If Sex Is Such A Natural Phenomenon, How Come There Are So Many Books On How To Do It?

If You Pick Up A Ukulele, It Will Make You Unbelievably Happy.

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

You Have To Be Alert. When My Daughter, Sophie, Came Out Of The Womb, She Was Instantly Alert, As If She Had Been Here Before. And She Was A Little Disappointed That She Was Here Again.

I Hope To Keep Entertaining In Some Way Until I Can't Physically Entertain Any Longer. It's What I Was Born To Do, And I Love This Profession.

Sold My Soul. Bought These Devil Chains.

Group Conformity Scares The Pants Off Me Because It's So Often A Prelude To Cruelty Towards Anyone Who Doesn't Want To - Or Can't - Join The Big Parade.

For Some People, A Park Is The Only Place In Their Entire World Where They Can See Something Beautiful.

I Do Look Upon All Of Life As An Episode - Which Is Why The People Around Me Are Probably On Guard!

I Always Look Old When I Work Because I Get So Upset And Tense That My Face Wrinkles Up Like A Prune, I Can't Stop It.

A Lot Of People Say That My Life Is Wasted On Me Because I Could Be A Bigger Asshole Than I Am, But I've Chosen Not To Be.

Me, I'm Just A Hack. I'm Just A Schlep-per. I Just Do What I Can Do.

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