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There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird, All Of It Is Human And All Humanity Is Better Than Everything Inhuman. So I Urge You To Keep Expressing Yourself As Honestly As You Can, And Know That The Backpedals And Second-guesses Really Aren't Necessary - They Don't Hurt But They're Wasting Your Time - Because When You Are Truly Human, As We All Are, And When That Is Your Honest Message To Anyone, You Are Beyond Reproach, There Is No Way To Screw It Up.

-Dan Harmon

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There Are No Normal

Dan Harmon

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There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird, All Of It Is Human And All Humanity Is Better Than Everything Inhuman. So I Urge You To Keep Expressing Yourself As Honestly As You Can, And Know That The Backpedals And Second-guesses Really Aren't Necessary - They Don't Hurt But They're Wasting Your Time - Because When You Are Truly Human, As We All Are, And When That Is Your Honest Message To Anyone, You Are Beyond Reproach, There Is No Way To Screw It Up.

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