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Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

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Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

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Perhaps Harvard's Greatest Contribution To Our Nation Is Its Requirement That Its On-leave Professors Who Want To Keep Their Crimson Seats Must Return From Washington After 24 Months.

The Biggest Mistake People Make In Life Is Not Trying To Make A Living At Doing What They Most Enjoy.

There Is Never Enough Time, Unless You're Serving It.

One Often Reads About The Art Of Conversation-how It's Dying Or What's Needed To Make It Flourish, Or How Rare Good Ones Are. But Wouldn't You Agree That The Infinitely More Valuable Rara Avis [rare Bird] Is A Good Listener.

If You Say What You Think Don't Expect To Hear Only What You Like.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

All Too Often We Say Of A Man Doing A Good Job That He Is Indispensable. A Flattering Canard, As So Many Disillusioned And Retired And Fired Have Discovered When The World Seems To Keep On Turning Without Them. In Business, A Man Can Come Nearest To Indispensability By Being Dispensable In His Current Job. How Can A Man Move Up To New Responsibilities If He Is The Only One Able To Handle His Present Tasks? It Matters Not How Small Or Large The Job You Now Have, If You Have Trained No One To Do It As Well, You're Not Available; You've Made Your Promotion Difficult If Not Impossible.

It's Never A Good Deal When Only One Party Thinks It Is.

When The Joy Of The Job's Gone, When It's No Fun Trying Anymore, Quit Before You're Fired.

Keeping Score Of Old Scores And Scars, Getting Even And One-upping, Always Makes You Less Than You Are.

Advice: It's More Fun To Give Than To Receive.

Some People As A Result Of Adversity Are Sadder, Wiser, Kinder, More Human. Most Of Us Are Better, Though, When Things Go Better. Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time. Always Listen To A Man When He Describes The Faults Of Others. Often Times, Most Times, He's Describing His Own, Revealing Himself.

How To Succeed? Try Hard Enough.

The Ultimate In Futility Is Owning Important Jewelry. Insurers Often Insist On The Wearing Of Paste Replicas Because Necks With Real Rocks Around 'em Risk Wringing.

In All The Thrashing About That Results From Our Dwindling Gold Reserves, It's About Time That This Country And Other Countries Get Some Perspective On The Situation. The Day This Country Is Out Of The Stuff, That Day Gold Becomes What It's Worth As A Metal And No Longer Will Have Much Significance As A Monetary Measurement. It Isn't The Gold We Have That Makes This Nation Rich. It's What We Make, Our Knowhow, Our Productivity. So Long As This Country Produces More And Better, The World Will Continue To Want What We Make.

Will This Massive Outcry [about Pollution] Continue Long Enough To Have Effective Results? Will Federal And State Laws Be Enacted With Effective Enforcement Clauses? Will People Be Concerned Long Enough To Pay The Bill Through Higher Prices? Will Towns Tole Lost Jobs When It Proves Too Costly To Clean Obsolete Plants?... I Think So, But It Sure Won't Be As Easy As The Present Outcry And Political Oratory Suggest. The Answers To Preserving A Livable Environment Are Not All Simple, And Some Of The Nuts Now Pushing Simplistic Cure-alls Won't Help Bring About Any Lasting Solutions.

Security Isn't Securities. It's Knowing That Someone Cares Whether You Are Or Cease To Be.

Living And Dreaming Are Two Different Things - But You Can't Do One Without The Other.

Can You Understand Why The Congress, Most States And Most Cities Refuse To Pass Legislation Requiring The Registration And Licensing Of Any And All Guns? For The Life Of Me, I Can't. We Must Register Our Cars And Be Licensed To Drive. In Many Places We Must Get Licenses For Dogs And Even Bicycles. Being Required To Register Firearms And Show The Competence And Capacity To Handle Them Hardly Seems Unreasonable, Hardly Seems An Infringement Of Freedom. What Is It That Blocks Such Legislation? Why Do They Block It? How Are They Able To Block It?

It's Great To Arrive, But The Trip's Most Always Most Of The Fun.

The Day Nothing Turns You On - You're Dead. No Matter How Many More Years You Go On Breathing.

How In Heck Are They Handling Their Surplus Population In Hell These Days? Maybe By The Time You And I Are In The Queue There Won't Be Room For Us.

If You Have A Job Without Aggravations, You Don't Have A Job.

At Today's Prices For Medicines, Doctors And Hospitals-if The Latter Are Available At Any Price-only Millionaires Can Afford To Be Hurt Or Sick And Pay For It. Very Few People Want Socialized Medicine In The U.s. But Pressure For It Is Going To Appear With The Same Hurricane Force As The Demand For Pollution Control If The Medicine Men And Hospital Operators Don't Take Soon Some Draconian Measures... At The Present Rate Of Doctor Fees And Hospital Costs Under Medicare And Medicaid Plans [taxpayers] Are Shovelling In Billions With Nothing But Escalation In Sight.

Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time.

As You Get Older There Shouldn't Be Anything You Won't Try. The Payoff Is That You Open Up Whole New Avenues That Are Fun. It's A Misinterpretation Of Life To Live It Only In Preparation For The Next One. To Subordinate The One You've Got To An Indefinite Next Round Is Foolish. It's A Waste Of This Life Not To Live This Life. What's Next Is Anybody's Guess.

Crime In The City Streets Is More Than A Political Issue. It's A Too Rampant Fact.... In Indianapolis They Have Come Up With A Most Sensible, Affordable Approach To The Problem. Policemen Are Assigned Their Police Patrol Cars For Personal Use After Hours. They Are Encouraged To Use The Police Car While Taking The Family Shopping, To The Movies, And Everywhere One Takes One's Family. As A Result, Says The Police Chief's Assistant, We May Have As Many As 400 Cars On The Street Instead Of 100 Or So Per Shift. [and] The Presence Of The Police Car Obviously Indicates The Proximity Of Policemen.

More Often Than Not, Things And People Are As They Appear.

After 40, One's Face Begins To Tell More Than One's Tongue.

You Have To Come Up In The World Before It's Worthwhile For Those Worth Less To Put You Down.

One Thing That Previous Practice Doesn't Always Make Perfect: Marriage.

Isn't It Fortunate How Selective Our Recollections Usually Are.

Accepting Blame When It's Not Really Due Sometimes Makes The Point Better.

Enlightening Editorial Writers Is Even More Difficult Than Educating Educators.

It Is All One To Me If A Man Comes From Sing Sing Prison Or Harvard. We Hire A Man, Not His History.

Venture Nothing, And Life Is Less Than It Should Be.

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.

It Is A Damned Sight Easier To Start Wars Than To End Them. This Truth Has Been Stated For As Long And As Often As It Has Been Ignored. High Time And Thank God, We Are At Least Moving Toward De-escalation In Vietnam. The Road To Extrication Will Be Long, Painful, Bitter. But It Must Be Trod. We Are So Bogged Down In Vietnam That We Cannot Respond Effectively Anywhere Else In The World To A Military Power Play Except Through Atomic Bombardment.

When It's Your Own Fault, Things Hurt Worse Than When Someone Else Is To Blame.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack. With Enough Jack, Jack Needn't Be A Dull Boy.

There's No Way To Move Without Making Waves.

Trying To Impress Others Does - Usually In Quite The Opposite Way.

Success Follows Doing What You Want To Do. There Is No Other Way To Be Successful.

Doing What You Want

No One Ever Dies Wishing They'd Spent More Time At The Office.

Work Life Balance

One's Real Worth Is Never A Quantifiable Thing.

One Cannot Walk Into An April Day In A Negative Way. With Spring, Each Man's Plans And Hopes Result In New Efforts, Fresh Actions. All Of Which Has A Mighty Important Bearing On The Economy. There Are Those Of Us Who Think That The Psychology Of Man, Each And Together, Has More Impact On Markets, Business, Services And Building And All The Fabric Of An Economy Than All The More Measurable Statistical Indices.

If The Shoe Fits You're Lucky.

A Hug's A Happy Thing While A Shrug's So Often Destructive.

Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.

None Of My Other Investments Give Me The Joy That Autographs Do Because They Make Me Feel That I Am Holding A Piece Of History In My Hands.

If You Don't Know, It's Not Always Necessary To Admit It.

To Live Long And Achieve Happiness, Cultivate The Art Of Radiating Happiness.

It Doesn't Take Much Of A Rule To Measure A Mean Man.

The More Sympathy You Give, The Less You Need.

To Switch Lads And Lassies From Quickie Ceremonies Back To The Catered Works In To-be-worm-only-once White Dresses, The [wedding] Garment Producers Have Turned To Sociology. Through Statistics As Carefully Laid Out As A Bridal Train, They Are Establishing A Correlation Showing A Higher Divorce Rate For The Informally Gowned.... They May Just Have Something There.... If A Bride Has Sunk A Bunk Of Savings Into A Dress She Can't Use Again In A Second Wedding, She Might Think Twice About Having A Second.

The Purpose Of Education Is To Replace An Empty Mind With An Open One.

Blaming Destiny Is A Poor Out For Those Who Don't Reach Desired Destinations.

It Is Never Too Late To Learn.

To Seduce Most Anyone, Ask For And Listen To His Opinion.

Anticipating Is More Fun Than Recollecting.

An Inadequate Chief Executive Officer's Time At The Top Is Always Too Long No Matter How Short.

Chief Executives

One Who Never Asks Either Knows Everything Or Nothing.

Re Raising Kids: Love, Without Discipline, Isn't.

If I Owned Any Of These Hot New Issues That Have Doubled, Tripled, Quintupled Or Umptupled Within Days And In Some Cases Hours After They Were Issued, I Most Certainly Would Grab My Fabulous Windfall, Thank My Lucky Stars And Invest The Money. It's Utter Nonsense To Think Any Newly Issued Stock Is Really Worth Two, Ten Or 20 Times The [offering] Price.... A Management So Stupid As To Sell Shares [cheap], And An Underwriter So Obtuse As Not To Discern The Real Value, Together Would Provide Reason Enough For A Sensible Man To Get Rid Of His Shares.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Be A Success Who Doesn't Like What They Do. [but It's] No Job If It Has No Challenge; There's Nothing To It If There Are No Problems. The Essential Thing Is Liking What You're Doing.

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For Corporations To Be Bedfellows With The Arts Is Good Business For Both. The Architecture That Houses A Company Is A More Visible Statement Than The President's In The Annual Report. Ditto Interiors, Particularly Of Offices And Sometimes, Dramatically, In Plants. For Solvent Businesses, Support Of Community Cultural Undertakings In Music, Drama, Dance Creates Great Goodwill. Also, The Existence Of Such Activities Is Often Important To The Executives And Their Families That Companies Want To Keep Or Attract To Keep.

You're Fortunate When You Can Afford To Be Virtuous.

Most Oldsters Are Fascinated By The Future, While The Young Love To Look Back To Earlier Days, Especially Their Own.

To Measure The Man, Measure His Heart.

Once In A While There's Wisdom In Recognizing That The Boss Is.

Give Naught, Get Same. Give Much, Get Same.

Nothing Is Sometimes The Right Thing To Say.

Right Thing To Say

Meanness Demeans The Demeaner Far More Than The Demeaned.

The Ultimate High: A Man's Abilities Equaling His Opinion Of'em.

I Make More Money Selling Advice Than Following It

Daydreams Are Doable. The Turn-on Is Not In Scale, Spectacle, Or Cost. It's In The Doing. Anything You Haven't Done Is An Adventure. Wanting To Is The Principal Requirement. If You Can Do And Want To, Don't Not. In Short, While Alive, Live.

Meaningful Truths Are Never Newly Discovered; They're Just Uncovered Anew.

It's Never Too Late To Learn.

Words Of Wisdom

I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled I-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.

It's Much More Profitable To Sell Investing Advice Than To Follow It.

Being Right Half The Time Beats Being Half-right All The Time.

A Lot Of Money Doesn't Make Anyone More Often Right. It Just Makes Him Harder To Correct.

To Live Your Life In The Fear Of Losing It Is To Lose The Point Of Life.

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A Man Can't Do More Than He Can - But He Can At Least Do That Much.

People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They Get.

One Of The Ceaseless Wonders Of The World: The Power Of A Smile.

Wonder Of The World

Why, Just A Couple Of Economic Seasons Ago, Was Idle Cash Considered An Indication Of Bad Management Or Lazy Management? Because It Meant That Management Didn't Have This Money Out At Work ... Now Look. Presto! A New Fashion! Cash Is Back In! Denigrating Liquidity Has Dropped Quicker Than Hemlines. A Management Is Now Saluted If It Has Some Cash, Some Liquidity, Doesn't Have To Go To The Money Market At Huge Interest Rates To Get The Wherewithal To Keep Going And Growing. Along With Ben Franklin, My Father And Your Father Would Understand And Applaud This New Economic Fashion.

Working At What You Enjoy Is Far More Important Than What You're Working At.

There Are More Fakers In Business Than In Jail.

Elected Leaders Who Forget How They Got There Won't The Next Time.

Thinkers Perish, Thoughts Don't.

When You Don't Want Something Enough To Make The Effort, Making An Effort Is A Waste.

The Palm Is A Joint For Sadists To Entertain Masochists.

People Who Matter Are Most Aware That Everyone Else Does Too.

Nobody Can Make Anybody Be Someone He Or She Doesn't Want To Be.

The Last Thing You Do The Best Is What You Have The Most Joy Doing.

He Who Says He Never Needs Help, Most Does.

Speculator: One Who Bought Stocks That Went Down.

Where You're From Only Matters In Relation To Where You Are.

When One Seeks Assurance, There's None From Those Who Respond, Now, Don't You Worry About A Thing. If You Weren't Worried, You Wouldn't Have Asked. If You Are Concerned, It's Nice To Know That Those You Query Are, Too. I'll Take A Worrier Any Day Over A Platitudinous Reassurer.

Too Few Accomplish Twice As Much As Too Many.

A Big Cigar In A Young Face Requires The Best Of Both.

Economists' Unanimity That Bad Business Is Ahead Is The Most Reassuring News Possible. It's Very Unlikely That This Will Be The One Time They're Right.

When You Cease To Dream You Cease To Live.

How To Fail: Try Too Hard.

When A Fissure Off The California Coast Started Pumping And Dumping Oil On The Nearby Towns And Beaches, Everybody Started Dumping On Union Oil. Matters Weren't Helped One Iota By A Manufactured Quotation Attributed To Union's President, Fred Hartley, Alleging His Amazement At The Publicity For The Loss Of A Few Birds.... Fred Hartley Never Said What The Press Reported, As The Transcript And The Senate Committee Members Definitely Established. But I Don't Suppose The Truth Will Ever Catch Up With The More Colorful Falsehood.

Those Who Talk Loudly Are Rarely Listened To.

Over The Years, I've Evolved A Somewhat Heretical But Time-and Mind-saving Approach To Books, Articles, Editorials That Deal With Weighty Matters. More Often Than Not, By Beginning At The End And Contemplating The Conclusions, One Can Determine If It's Worth Going Through The Whole To Get There.

A Winner Must First Know What Losing's Like.

Making Mistakes Is Human ... Repeating 'em Is Too.

Making Mistakes

Putting Pen To Paper Lights More Fire Than Matches Ever Will

What Advertising Dum-dum Signed Up Ilie Nastase To Sell A Resort?! Who'd Want To Go Where He's At?

If You Can Read And Don't, You're Dumb.

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

A Tax Loophole: A Deduction That The Other Guy Gets.

Anyone Who Says Businessmen Deal In Facts, Not Fiction, Has Never Read Old Five-year Projections.

Drinking More Often Brings Out The Best In The Good Than The Worst In The Bad.

People Who Never Get Carried Away Should Be.

Enthusiasm For Life

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

Scientists Ofttimes Have The Greatest Faith In A Higher Power. The More They Dig Into, Establish Facts And Figures, The More They Marvel About The Mystery Of It All.

When Young, You're Shocked By The Number Of People Who Turn Out To Have Feet Of Clay. Older, You're Surprised By The Number Of People Who Don't.

There Is Just No Way Any Management With Any Intelligence And Foresight Cannot Recognize The Value Of A Corporate Image. It Is The Best, Single Marketable Investment That A Company Can Make.

A Gun In The Hand Is Worth Any Number Being Tested.

Never Hire Someone Who Knows Less Than You Do About What He's Hired To Do.

Human Resources

It Is Unfortunate We Can't Buy Many Business Executives For What They Are Worth And Sell Them For What They Think They Are Worth.

What About The Poor Salesman Who Is Calling Into The Office From The Corner Saloon Instead Of The Home Sickbed He Claims He Is In?

Since We Had Nothing To Do With Our Arrival And Usually Are Not Consulted About Our Departure, What Makes So Many Of Us Think We're Entitled To So Much While We're Here?

The Top People Of The Biggest Companies Are, Surprisingly, Often The Nicest Ones In Their Company I'm Not Sure, Though, If They Got There Because They Were Good Guys Or That They're Now Good Guys Because They Can Afford To Be.

Hopeless Cases: Executives Who Assert Themselves By Saying No When They Should Say Yes.

If You Don't Watch Your Figure, You'll Have More Figure To Watch.

A Little Reciprocity Goes A Long Way.

Are You Not Justified In Feeling Inferior, When You Seek To Cover It Up With Arrogance And Insolence?

The Richest Person In The World - In Fact. All The Riches In The World - Couldn't Provide You With Anything Like The Endless, Incredible Loot Available At Your Local Library. You Can Measure The Awareness, The Breadth And The Wisdom Of A Civilization, A Nation, A People By The Priority Given To Preserving These Repositories Of All That We Are, All That We Were, Or Will Be.

I Think The Terror Most People Are Concerned With Is The Irs.

I Haven't A Clue About The Biology Or The Psychology Involved When A Person Dissolves Into Tears, But It Is Quite Fascinating To Note What Turns Them On. There Are Wives Who Can Cascade Over A Late Husband Or A Burned Dinner, And Equally Pour Tears Of Joy Over A New Bonnet Or A Renovated Bathroom.... A While Ago I Took A Ship Back From Europe. Amid The Tumbling Confetti ... I Found Myself Misty-eyed Watching A Young Lady Waving A Tearful Farewell To Her Boyfriend On The Dock. I Couldn't Figure Out If I Was Crying At Her Plight, Or In Delight That He Wasn't Coming Along With Us.

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

The Best Buy By Way Of Management Is Brains-at Any Price.

How To Get Taken: Spend Most Of Your Time Making Sure You're Not.

Retirement Kills More People Than Hard Work Ever Did.

Compliment Others On The Virtues They Have; And They're Not Half As Pleased As Being Complimented For The Ones They Don't Have.

When You Don't Understand, It's Sometimes Easier To Look Like You Do.

If You Don't Know What You Want To Do, It's Harder To Do It.

Some People As A Result Of Adversity Are Sadder, Wiser, Kinder, More Human. Most Of Us Are Better, Though, When Things Go Better.

A Little While Ago I Visited Omaha Beach For The Second Time In My Life. In The Intervening 26 Years, Nearly 20,000 Tides Had Come And Gone And Little Remains Visible Of The Greatest Military Landing In Man's History Of Endless Warring. What's To Be Seen Is Mostly In A Superb Museum And A Panoramic Cemetery. The Cemetery Memorializes With Dignity And Grandeur The Event And The Dead, And Moves One Deeply. Before They Die Less Precipitously And/or In Lesser Purpose, Americans Who Can Should Visit World War Ii's Normandy Beach. Such Seeing And Remembering Helps A Man's Perspective.

It's The Less Bright Students Who Make Teachers Teach Better.

When Things Are Bad, We Take Comfort In The Thought That They Could Always Get Worse. And When They Are, We Find Hope In The Thought That Things Are So Bad They Have To Get Better.

Some Of The Biggest Bores I've Ever Known Are Men Who Have Been Highly Successful In Business, Particularly Self-made Heads Of Big Companies. Before The First Olive Has Settled Into The First Martini, They Pour The Stories Of Their Lives Into The Nearest And Sometimes The Remotest Ears Capturable.... These Men Have Indeed Paid The Price Of Success. To Rise To The Top Of A Big Company Often Takes A Totality Of Effort, Concentration And Dedication. Others, Too, Have To Pay Part Of The Price. Wife And Children Are Out Of Mind Even When In Sight.

If You Never Budge, Don't Expect A Push.

In The Long Run, A Short Cut Seldom Is.

. . . The Most Difficult Thing Asked By Our Young Is Not Our Earnings But Our Ears.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

Occasionally Indulging In A Do-nothing Day Is More Than Worth The Price.

It's A Very Short Trip. While Alive, Live.

If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In The Mirror. If You Find It There, Expect It Elsewhere.

How Would You Know What Happy Is If You've Never Been Otherwise.

Any Marriage That Survives A Big Wedding Can Probably Survive.

On New York's Palm Restaurant: Their Steaks Are Often Good, But The Lobsters-with Claws The Size Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Forearms-are As Glazed And Tough As Most Of The Customers.

Diamonds Are Nothing More Than Chunks Of Coal That Stuck To Their Jobs.

Experts Kill Me. Economic Experts, That Is. Corporations, Foundations, Publications And Governments Pay Them By The Bucketful, And They Fill Buckets With Forecasts That Change More Frequently Than White-collar, Workers Do Shirts. What Lies Ahead Is The Usual Title. What Lies Would Often Be More Appropriate. If Women's Hemlines Changed As Rapidly As An Economist's Forecasts, The Fashion People And The Textile Industry Would Be More Profitable Than Any Other. In Fact, If All The Country's Economists Were Laid End To End, They Still Wouldn't Reach A Conclusion.

It Ticks Me No End When People Get Ticked Off At Those Of Us Who Comment Audibly And In Print On Events And Problems. That's What We're Paid For. Why Clutter Up Your Mind With A Bunch Of Facts That Might Inhibit The Solve-ability Of Us Who Must Express An Opinion? After All, All The World Cries Out For A Solution To Its Problems, And We Supply Them Right And Left. Come To Think Of It, It's We Who Should Be Giving Our Deplorers And Detractors The Blast; Because 99% Of The Time They Don't Do As We Say.

Presence Is More Than Just Being There.

Funny Relationship

When Profit Is Unshared, It's Less Likely To Grow Greater.

Looking The Part Helps Get The Chance To Fill It. But If You Fill The Part, It Matters Not If You Look It.

Noone's A Leader If There Are No Followers.

When You Catch What You're After, It's Gone.

Hoarding One's Hurts Hurts Only The Hoarder.

If You've Had A Good Time Playing The Game, You're A Winner Even If You Lose.

The Hardest Work Of All - Doing Nothing.

I Think The Foremost Quality - There's No Success Without It - Is Really Loving What You Do. If You Love It, You Do It Well, And There's No Success If You Don't Do Well What You're Working At.

Thinking Well To Be Wise: Planning Well, Wiser: Doing Well Wisest And Best Of All.

Victory Is Sweetest When You've Know Defeat. Ability Will Never Catch Up With The Demand For It. You Pay For Everything, Even Including Speaking Your Mind (with Or Without One). Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.

Generous Gestures Yield The Most When That Isn't Their Purpose.

The Hardest Time To Tell: When To Stop.

Unconsciously I Had Discovered The Commentator's Secret Weapon-that So Long As You Can Wield Words, It Isn't Necessary To Know What You're Talking About.

Personal & Confidential. Letters So Marked Should Be. When The Contents Are Only Printed Matter, Though, The Minifrauder Succeeds In Sowing Illwill & Ire.

Authority's For Sharing Only When The Sharer Is Sure Of His (or Hers).

If You Want Understanding Try Giving Some.

People Who Say That Money Isn't The Most Important Thing In The World Are Usually Broke.

Those Who Act As If They Know More Than Their Boss Seldom Do.

I Hope A Start At Getting Some Oil Out Of The Enormous Alaska Field Isn't Indefinitely Mired In A Bureaucratic Morass As A Result Of Our National Concern For The Ecology. This Concern Must Not Be So Misguided, Misdirected, Misused That It Serves To Stop Economic Growth, To Bankrupt Companies, To Stifle New Development, New Jobs, New Horizons. In Fighting New Pollution And Stemming Present Pollution, Exciting, Sometimes Costly Means And Methods Exist And Others Will Evolve. But Blanket Legislative Naysaying To Expanding Power And Energy Sources Is Stupid, Self-defeating.

For Some Of Us It Seems Like Yesterday When Ike Was In The White House, The U.s. Senate Censured Joe Mccarthy, And The Supreme Court Unanimously Ruled That Racial Segregation In Public School Was Unconstitutional.

A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.

In Business, There’s Such A Thing As An Invaluable Person, But No Such Thing As An Indispensable One.

I Don't Waste Too Much Time Philosophizing About Wealth, I Just Recommend It To Everyone.

Everybody Has To Be Somebody To Somebody To Be Anybody.

I Think Legislative Assaults On Motorcyclists Are Totally Emotionally, Disproportionate And Totally Unfair....they're Instigated And Implemented By People Who Know Nothing About Motorcycling, But Have A Prejudice. It's Easy To Curb The Freedoms Of Others When You See No Immediate Impact On Your Own.

The Difference Between Towering And Cowering Is Totally A Matter Of Inner Posture.

Wars Almost Never End The Way Starters Had In Mind.

We'd All Like To Be Taken For What We'd Like To Be.

Food May Be Essential As Fuel For The Body, But Good Food Is Fuel For The Soul.

When Those With Ability At Their Job Get To Thinking They Can't Be Done Without, They're Already On Their Way Out.

What's An Expert? I Read Somewhere, That The More A Man Knows, The More He Knows, He Doesn't Know. So I Suppose One Definition Of An Expert Would Be Someone Who Doesn't Admit Out Loud That He Knows Enough About A Subject To Know He Doesn't Really Know How Much.

Most Of Us Are Better When Things Go Better.

If You Expect Nothing, You're Apt To Be Surprised. You'll Get It.

Real Writers-that Is, Capital W Writers-rarely Make Much Money. Their Biggest Reward Is The Occasional Reader's Response.... Commentators-in-print Voicing Big Fat Opinions-you Might Call Us Small W Writers-get Considerably More Feedback Than Writers. The Letters I Personally Find Most Flattering Are Not The Very Rare Ones That Speak Well Of My Editorials, But The Occasional Reader Who Wants To Know Who Writes Them. I Always Happily Assume The Letter-writers Is Implying That The Editorials Are So Good That I Couldn't Have Written Them Myself.

Let Your Children Go If You Want To Keep Them.

He Who Hesitates Is Sometimes Wise.

Those Carried Away By Power Are Soon Carried Away.

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