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I Haven't A Clue About The Biology Or The Psychology Involved When A Person Dissolves Into Tears, But It Is Quite Fascinating To Note What Turns Them On. There Are Wives Who Can Cascade Over A Late Husband Or A Burned Dinner, And Equally Pour Tears Of Joy Over A New Bonnet Or A Renovated Bathroom.... A While Ago I Took A Ship Back From Europe. Amid The Tumbling Confetti ... I Found Myself Misty-eyed Watching A Young Lady Waving A Tearful Farewell To Her Boyfriend On The Dock. I Couldn't Figure Out If I Was Crying At Her Plight, Or In Delight That He Wasn't Coming Along With Us.

-Malcolm Forbes

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I Haven't A Clue About The Biology Or The Psychology Involved When A Person Dissolves Into Tears, But It Is Quite Fascinating To Note What Turns Them On. There Are Wives Who Can Cascade Over A Late Husband Or A Burned Dinner, And Equally Pour Tears Of Joy Over A New Bonnet Or A Renovated Bathroom.... A While Ago I Took A Ship Back From Europe. Amid The Tumbling Confetti ... I Found Myself Misty-eyed Watching A Young Lady Waving A Tearful Farewell To Her Boyfriend On The Dock. I Couldn't Figure Out If I Was Crying At Her Plight, Or In Delight That He Wasn't Coming Along With Us.

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Once You've Given Advice To Someone, You're Obligated.

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Looking The Part Helps Get The Chance To Fill It. But If You Fill The Part, It Matters Not If You Look It.

If You Can Read And Don't, You're Dumb.

More Often Than Not, Things And People Are As They Appear.

Keeping Score Of Old Scores And Scars, Getting Even And One-upping, Always Makes You Less Than You Are.

Retirement Kills More People Than Hard Work Ever Did.

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

You're Fortunate When You Can Afford To Be Virtuous.

I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled I-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.

The Difference Between Towering And Cowering Is Totally A Matter Of Inner Posture.

Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.

One Thing That Previous Practice Doesn't Always Make Perfect: Marriage.

Any Marriage That Survives A Big Wedding Can Probably Survive.

Nobody Can Make Anybody Be Someone He Or She Doesn't Want To Be.

It's The Less Bright Students Who Make Teachers Teach Better.

If You Say What You Think Don't Expect To Hear Only What You Like.

If You Want Understanding Try Giving Some.

Socialism Will Be Here The Day We Share Our Profits To The Degree We Share Our Failures.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

The Richest Person In The World - In Fact. All The Riches In The World - Couldn't Provide You With Anything Like The Endless, Incredible Loot Available At Your Local Library. You Can Measure The Awareness, The Breadth And The Wisdom Of A Civilization, A Nation, A People By The Priority Given To Preserving These Repositories Of All That We Are, All That We Were, Or Will Be.

The Palm Is A Joint For Sadists To Entertain Masochists.

Thinking Well To Be Wise: Planning Well, Wiser: Doing Well Wisest And Best Of All.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

Everybody Has To Be Somebody To Somebody To Be Anybody.

Putting Pen To Paper Lights More Fire Than Matches Ever Will

Where You're From Only Matters In Relation To Where You Are.

There Is Never Enough Time, Unless You're Serving It.

It Is Unfortunate We Can't Buy Many Business Executives For What They Are Worth And Sell Them For What They Think They Are Worth.

When Looking Back, Usually I'm More Sorry For The Things I Didn't Do Than For The Things I Shouldn't Have Done.

It's A Very Short Trip. While Alive, Live.

Too Few Accomplish Twice As Much As Too Many.

No One Ever Dies Wishing They'd Spent More Time At The Office.

Work Life Balance

I Don't Waste Too Much Time Philosophizing About Wealth, I Just Recommend It To Everyone.

Give Naught, Get Same. Give Much, Get Same.

When You Cease To Dream You Cease To Live.

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

Advice: It's More Fun To Give Than To Receive.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack. With Enough Jack, Jack Needn't Be A Dull Boy.

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

Never Hire Someone Who Knows Less Than You Do About What He's Hired To Do.

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Those Who Talk Loudly Are Rarely Listened To.

Clout Is Something Some Seem To Have-until They Try Exercising It.

Can You Understand Why The Congress, Most States And Most Cities Refuse To Pass Legislation Requiring The Registration And Licensing Of Any And All Guns? For The Life Of Me, I Can't. We Must Register Our Cars And Be Licensed To Drive. In Many Places We Must Get Licenses For Dogs And Even Bicycles. Being Required To Register Firearms And Show The Competence And Capacity To Handle Them Hardly Seems Unreasonable, Hardly Seems An Infringement Of Freedom. What Is It That Blocks Such Legislation? Why Do They Block It? How Are They Able To Block It?

It's Great To Arrive, But The Trip's Most Always Most Of The Fun.

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After The Fact, Our Hearts Always Go Out To The Fallen Goliaths. Yet We Invariably Root For Their Davids. Until They're Winners.

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The Last Thing You Do The Best Is What You Have The Most Joy Doing.

Most Of Us Are Better When Things Go Better.

A Lot Of Money Doesn't Make Anyone More Often Right. It Just Makes Him Harder To Correct.

For Some Of Us It Seems Like Yesterday When Ike Was In The White House, The U.s. Senate Censured Joe Mccarthy, And The Supreme Court Unanimously Ruled That Racial Segregation In Public School Was Unconstitutional.

A Man Can't Do More Than He Can - But He Can At Least Do That Much.

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The Hardest Work Of All - Doing Nothing.

It's Never Too Late To Learn.

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When Profit Is Unshared, It's Less Likely To Grow Greater.

Meanness Demeans The Demeaner Far More Than The Demeaned.

In All The Thrashing About That Results From Our Dwindling Gold Reserves, It's About Time That This Country And Other Countries Get Some Perspective On The Situation. The Day This Country Is Out Of The Stuff, That Day Gold Becomes What It's Worth As A Metal And No Longer Will Have Much Significance As A Monetary Measurement. It Isn't The Gold We Have That Makes This Nation Rich. It's What We Make, Our Knowhow, Our Productivity. So Long As This Country Produces More And Better, The World Will Continue To Want What We Make.

The Day Nothing Turns You On - You're Dead. No Matter How Many More Years You Go On Breathing.

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When You Catch What You're After, It's Gone.

Meaningful Truths Are Never Newly Discovered; They're Just Uncovered Anew.

There's No Way To Move Without Making Waves.

The Ultimate High: A Man's Abilities Equaling His Opinion Of'em.

Being Right Half The Time Beats Being Half-right All The Time.

I Think The Terror Most People Are Concerned With Is The Irs.

Most Oldsters Are Fascinated By The Future, While The Young Love To Look Back To Earlier Days, Especially Their Own.

A Big Cigar In A Young Face Requires The Best Of Both.

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If You've Had A Good Time Playing The Game, You're A Winner Even If You Lose.

Some People As A Result Of Adversity Are Sadder, Wiser, Kinder, More Human. Most Of Us Are Better, Though, When Things Go Better.

Anyone Who Says Businessmen Deal In Facts, Not Fiction, Has Never Read Old Five-year Projections.

When Those With Ability At Their Job Get To Thinking They Can't Be Done Without, They're Already On Their Way Out.

It's Never A Good Deal When Only One Party Thinks It Is.

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Since We Had Nothing To Do With Our Arrival And Usually Are Not Consulted About Our Departure, What Makes So Many Of Us Think We're Entitled To So Much While We're Here?

How To Get Taken: Spend Most Of Your Time Making Sure You're Not.

How In Heck Are They Handling Their Surplus Population In Hell These Days? Maybe By The Time You And I Are In The Queue There Won't Be Room For Us.

If You Expect Nothing, You're Apt To Be Surprised. You'll Get It.

Success Follows Doing What You Want To Do. There Is No Other Way To Be Successful.

Doing What You Want

Those Carried Away By Power Are Soon Carried Away.

Noone's A Leader If There Are No Followers.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Be A Success Who Doesn't Like What They Do. [but It's] No Job If It Has No Challenge; There's Nothing To It If There Are No Problems. The Essential Thing Is Liking What You're Doing.

Congratulations

For Corporations To Be Bedfellows With The Arts Is Good Business For Both. The Architecture That Houses A Company Is A More Visible Statement Than The President's In The Annual Report. Ditto Interiors, Particularly Of Offices And Sometimes, Dramatically, In Plants. For Solvent Businesses, Support Of Community Cultural Undertakings In Music, Drama, Dance Creates Great Goodwill. Also, The Existence Of Such Activities Is Often Important To The Executives And Their Families That Companies Want To Keep Or Attract To Keep.

Security Isn't Securities. It's Knowing That Someone Cares Whether You Are Or Cease To Be.

When The Joy Of The Job's Gone, When It's No Fun Trying Anymore, Quit Before You're Fired.

Isn't It Fortunate How Selective Our Recollections Usually Are.

I Make More Money Selling Advice Than Following It

The Biggest Mistake People Make In Life Is Not Trying To Make A Living At Doing What They Most Enjoy.

If You Never Budge, Don't Expect A Push.

By The Time We've Made It, We've Had It.

Time Management

As You Get Older There Shouldn't Be Anything You Won't Try. The Payoff Is That You Open Up Whole New Avenues That Are Fun. It's A Misinterpretation Of Life To Live It Only In Preparation For The Next One. To Subordinate The One You've Got To An Indefinite Next Round Is Foolish. It's A Waste Of This Life Not To Live This Life. What's Next Is Anybody's Guess.

To Live Long And Achieve Happiness, Cultivate The Art Of Radiating Happiness.

Personal & Confidential. Letters So Marked Should Be. When The Contents Are Only Printed Matter, Though, The Minifrauder Succeeds In Sowing Illwill & Ire.

Old Age Is Not For Sissies.

There Are More Fakers In Business Than In Jail.

Thinkers Perish, Thoughts Don't.

Trying To Impress Others Does - Usually In Quite The Opposite Way.

Perhaps Harvard's Greatest Contribution To Our Nation Is Its Requirement That Its On-leave Professors Who Want To Keep Their Crimson Seats Must Return From Washington After 24 Months.

Speculator: One Who Bought Stocks That Went Down.

Crime In The City Streets Is More Than A Political Issue. It's A Too Rampant Fact.... In Indianapolis They Have Come Up With A Most Sensible, Affordable Approach To The Problem. Policemen Are Assigned Their Police Patrol Cars For Personal Use After Hours. They Are Encouraged To Use The Police Car While Taking The Family Shopping, To The Movies, And Everywhere One Takes One's Family. As A Result, Says The Police Chief's Assistant, We May Have As Many As 400 Cars On The Street Instead Of 100 Or So Per Shift. [and] The Presence Of The Police Car Obviously Indicates The Proximity Of Policemen.

The Top People Of The Biggest Companies Are, Surprisingly, Often The Nicest Ones In Their Company I'm Not Sure, Though, If They Got There Because They Were Good Guys Or That They're Now Good Guys Because They Can Afford To Be.

People Who Can’t See Without Glasses Should Wear Them.

He Who Hesitates Is Sometimes Wise.

I Think The Foremost Quality - There's No Success Without It - Is Really Loving What You Do. If You Love It, You Do It Well, And There's No Success If You Don't Do Well What You're Working At.

Generous Gestures Yield The Most When That Isn't Their Purpose.

Why, Just A Couple Of Economic Seasons Ago, Was Idle Cash Considered An Indication Of Bad Management Or Lazy Management? Because It Meant That Management Didn't Have This Money Out At Work ... Now Look. Presto! A New Fashion! Cash Is Back In! Denigrating Liquidity Has Dropped Quicker Than Hemlines. A Management Is Now Saluted If It Has Some Cash, Some Liquidity, Doesn't Have To Go To The Money Market At Huge Interest Rates To Get The Wherewithal To Keep Going And Growing. Along With Ben Franklin, My Father And Your Father Would Understand And Applaud This New Economic Fashion.

When One Seeks Assurance, There's None From Those Who Respond, Now, Don't You Worry About A Thing. If You Weren't Worried, You Wouldn't Have Asked. If You Are Concerned, It's Nice To Know That Those You Query Are, Too. I'll Take A Worrier Any Day Over A Platitudinous Reassurer.

It Ticks Me No End When People Get Ticked Off At Those Of Us Who Comment Audibly And In Print On Events And Problems. That's What We're Paid For. Why Clutter Up Your Mind With A Bunch Of Facts That Might Inhibit The Solve-ability Of Us Who Must Express An Opinion? After All, All The World Cries Out For A Solution To Its Problems, And We Supply Them Right And Left. Come To Think Of It, It's We Who Should Be Giving Our Deplorers And Detractors The Blast; Because 99% Of The Time They Don't Do As We Say.

The Best Buy By Way Of Management Is Brains-at Any Price.

The Ultimate In Futility Is Owning Important Jewelry. Insurers Often Insist On The Wearing Of Paste Replicas Because Necks With Real Rocks Around 'em Risk Wringing.

Economists' Unanimity That Bad Business Is Ahead Is The Most Reassuring News Possible. It's Very Unlikely That This Will Be The One Time They're Right.

Experts Kill Me. Economic Experts, That Is. Corporations, Foundations, Publications And Governments Pay Them By The Bucketful, And They Fill Buckets With Forecasts That Change More Frequently Than White-collar, Workers Do Shirts. What Lies Ahead Is The Usual Title. What Lies Would Often Be More Appropriate. If Women's Hemlines Changed As Rapidly As An Economist's Forecasts, The Fashion People And The Textile Industry Would Be More Profitable Than Any Other. In Fact, If All The Country's Economists Were Laid End To End, They Still Wouldn't Reach A Conclusion.

Working At What You Enjoy Is Far More Important Than What You're Working At.

Presence Is More Than Just Being There.

Funny Relationship

Over The Years, I've Evolved A Somewhat Heretical But Time-and Mind-saving Approach To Books, Articles, Editorials That Deal With Weighty Matters. More Often Than Not, By Beginning At The End And Contemplating The Conclusions, One Can Determine If It's Worth Going Through The Whole To Get There.

When Young, You're Shocked By The Number Of People Who Turn Out To Have Feet Of Clay. Older, You're Surprised By The Number Of People Who Don't.

To Switch Lads And Lassies From Quickie Ceremonies Back To The Catered Works In To-be-worm-only-once White Dresses, The [wedding] Garment Producers Have Turned To Sociology. Through Statistics As Carefully Laid Out As A Bridal Train, They Are Establishing A Correlation Showing A Higher Divorce Rate For The Informally Gowned.... They May Just Have Something There.... If A Bride Has Sunk A Bunk Of Savings Into A Dress She Can't Use Again In A Second Wedding, She Might Think Twice About Having A Second.

Scientists Ofttimes Have The Greatest Faith In A Higher Power. The More They Dig Into, Establish Facts And Figures, The More They Marvel About The Mystery Of It All.

It Doesn't Take Much Of A Rule To Measure A Mean Man.

He Who Says He Never Needs Help, Most Does.

Unconsciously I Had Discovered The Commentator's Secret Weapon-that So Long As You Can Wield Words, It Isn't Necessary To Know What You're Talking About.

Re Raising Kids: Love, Without Discipline, Isn't.

Drinking More Often Brings Out The Best In The Good Than The Worst In The Bad.

Daydreams Are Doable. The Turn-on Is Not In Scale, Spectacle, Or Cost. It's In The Doing. Anything You Haven't Done Is An Adventure. Wanting To Is The Principal Requirement. If You Can Do And Want To, Don't Not. In Short, While Alive, Live.

If You Have A Job Without Aggravations, You Don't Have A Job.

When You Don't Want Something Enough To Make The Effort, Making An Effort Is A Waste.

Real Writers-that Is, Capital W Writers-rarely Make Much Money. Their Biggest Reward Is The Occasional Reader's Response.... Commentators-in-print Voicing Big Fat Opinions-you Might Call Us Small W Writers-get Considerably More Feedback Than Writers. The Letters I Personally Find Most Flattering Are Not The Very Rare Ones That Speak Well Of My Editorials, But The Occasional Reader Who Wants To Know Who Writes Them. I Always Happily Assume The Letter-writers Is Implying That The Editorials Are So Good That I Couldn't Have Written Them Myself.

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.

What Advertising Dum-dum Signed Up Ilie Nastase To Sell A Resort?! Who'd Want To Go Where He's At?

There Are A Handful Of Companies Who Understand All Successful Business Operations Come Down To Three Basic Principles; People---product---profit. Without Top People, You Cannot Do Much With The Other Two.

People Who Never Get Carried Away Should Be.

Enthusiasm For Life

One Of The Ceaseless Wonders Of The World: The Power Of A Smile.

Wonder Of The World

Hoarding One's Hurts Hurts Only The Hoarder.

It's Much More Profitable To Sell Investing Advice Than To Follow It.

Hopeless Cases: Executives Who Assert Themselves By Saying No When They Should Say Yes.

Food May Be Essential As Fuel For The Body, But Good Food Is Fuel For The Soul.

Enlightening Editorial Writers Is Even More Difficult Than Educating Educators.

None Of My Other Investments Give Me The Joy That Autographs Do Because They Make Me Feel That I Am Holding A Piece Of History In My Hands.

. . . The Most Difficult Thing Asked By Our Young Is Not Our Earnings But Our Ears.

Listening To Advice Often Accomplishes Far More Than Heeding It.

To Measure The Man, Measure His Heart.

To Seduce Most Anyone, Ask For And Listen To His Opinion.

What About The Poor Salesman Who Is Calling Into The Office From The Corner Saloon Instead Of The Home Sickbed He Claims He Is In?

People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They Get.

A Little While Ago I Visited Omaha Beach For The Second Time In My Life. In The Intervening 26 Years, Nearly 20,000 Tides Had Come And Gone And Little Remains Visible Of The Greatest Military Landing In Man's History Of Endless Warring. What's To Be Seen Is Mostly In A Superb Museum And A Panoramic Cemetery. The Cemetery Memorializes With Dignity And Grandeur The Event And The Dead, And Moves One Deeply. Before They Die Less Precipitously And/or In Lesser Purpose, Americans Who Can Should Visit World War Ii's Normandy Beach. Such Seeing And Remembering Helps A Man's Perspective.

If You Don't Watch Your Figure, You'll Have More Figure To Watch.

You Can't Fool The Mirror-what You See Is What You Are.

The More Sympathy You Give, The Less You Need.

When It's Your Own Fault, Things Hurt Worse Than When Someone Else Is To Blame.

A Little Reciprocity Goes A Long Way.

What's An Expert? I Read Somewhere, That The More A Man Knows, The More He Knows, He Doesn't Know. So I Suppose One Definition Of An Expert Would Be Someone Who Doesn't Admit Out Loud That He Knows Enough About A Subject To Know He Doesn't Really Know How Much.

An Inadequate Chief Executive Officer's Time At The Top Is Always Too Long No Matter How Short.

Chief Executives

Accepting Blame When It's Not Really Due Sometimes Makes The Point Better.

Occasionally Indulging In A Do-nothing Day Is More Than Worth The Price.

Let Your Children Go If You Want To Keep Them.

You Have To Come Up In The World Before It's Worthwhile For Those Worth Less To Put You Down.

One Who Never Asks Either Knows Everything Or Nothing.

If I Owned Any Of These Hot New Issues That Have Doubled, Tripled, Quintupled Or Umptupled Within Days And In Some Cases Hours After They Were Issued, I Most Certainly Would Grab My Fabulous Windfall, Thank My Lucky Stars And Invest The Money. It's Utter Nonsense To Think Any Newly Issued Stock Is Really Worth Two, Ten Or 20 Times The [offering] Price.... A Management So Stupid As To Sell Shares [cheap], And An Underwriter So Obtuse As Not To Discern The Real Value, Together Would Provide Reason Enough For A Sensible Man To Get Rid Of His Shares.

A Winner Must First Know What Losing's Like.

Those Who Act As If They Know More Than Their Boss Seldom Do.

How Would You Know What Happy Is If You've Never Been Otherwise.

People Who Say That Money Isn't The Most Important Thing In The World Are Usually Broke.

When Things Are Bad, We Take Comfort In The Thought That They Could Always Get Worse. And When They Are, We Find Hope In The Thought That Things Are So Bad They Have To Get Better.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.

It Is A Damned Sight Easier To Start Wars Than To End Them. This Truth Has Been Stated For As Long And As Often As It Has Been Ignored. High Time And Thank God, We Are At Least Moving Toward De-escalation In Vietnam. The Road To Extrication Will Be Long, Painful, Bitter. But It Must Be Trod. We Are So Bogged Down In Vietnam That We Cannot Respond Effectively Anywhere Else In The World To A Military Power Play Except Through Atomic Bombardment.

A Hug's A Happy Thing While A Shrug's So Often Destructive.

If You Do Not Know What You're Doing Stacked On His Desk, A Dozen Colleagues Initially Sticks With A Large Number Of Papers And Pass Them. In Case Of Doubt, The Way In.

On New York's Palm Restaurant: Their Steaks Are Often Good, But The Lobsters-with Claws The Size Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Forearms-are As Glazed And Tough As Most Of The Customers.

If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In The Mirror. If You Find It There, Expect It Elsewhere.

Elected Leaders Who Forget How They Got There Won't The Next Time.

Compliment Others On The Virtues They Have; And They're Not Half As Pleased As Being Complimented For The Ones They Don't Have.

Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time.

Are You Not Justified In Feeling Inferior, When You Seek To Cover It Up With Arrogance And Insolence?

A Gun In The Hand Is Worth Any Number Being Tested.

Victory Is Sweetest When You've Know Defeat. Ability Will Never Catch Up With The Demand For It. You Pay For Everything, Even Including Speaking Your Mind (with Or Without One). Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.

Blaming Destiny Is A Poor Out For Those Who Don't Reach Desired Destinations.

The Hardest Time To Tell: When To Stop.

To Live Your Life In The Fear Of Losing It Is To Lose The Point Of Life.

How To Fail: Try Too Hard.

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If You Don't Know What You Want To Do, It's Harder To Do It.

In The Long Run, A Short Cut Seldom Is.

At Today's Prices For Medicines, Doctors And Hospitals-if The Latter Are Available At Any Price-only Millionaires Can Afford To Be Hurt Or Sick And Pay For It. Very Few People Want Socialized Medicine In The U.s. But Pressure For It Is Going To Appear With The Same Hurricane Force As The Demand For Pollution Control If The Medicine Men And Hospital Operators Don't Take Soon Some Draconian Measures... At The Present Rate Of Doctor Fees And Hospital Costs Under Medicare And Medicaid Plans [taxpayers] Are Shovelling In Billions With Nothing But Escalation In Sight.

Authority's For Sharing Only When The Sharer Is Sure Of His (or Hers).

A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.

People Who Matter Are Most Aware That Everyone Else Does Too.

After 40, One's Face Begins To Tell More Than One's Tongue.

Some People As A Result Of Adversity Are Sadder, Wiser, Kinder, More Human. Most Of Us Are Better, Though, When Things Go Better. Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time. Always Listen To A Man When He Describes The Faults Of Others. Often Times, Most Times, He's Describing His Own, Revealing Himself.

Nothing Is Sometimes The Right Thing To Say.

Right Thing To Say

Wars Almost Never End The Way Starters Had In Mind.

In Business, There’s Such A Thing As An Invaluable Person, But No Such Thing As An Indispensable One.

It Is All One To Me If A Man Comes From Sing Sing Prison Or Harvard. We Hire A Man, Not His History.

We'd All Like To Be Taken For What We'd Like To Be.

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