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Remember The Three Rules Of Vampire Hunting. One: Never, Ever Look Them In The Eyes. Two: Never, Ever Give Up Your Cross. Three: Aim For The Head And Heart. Even With Silver Ammo, It Won't Be A Killing Blow Anywhere Else." I Felt Like A Kindergarten Teacher Sending Her Kiddies Off To A Hostile Playground. "don't Panic If You Get Bitten. The Bite Can Be Cleansed. As Long As They Don't Mesmerize You With Their Eyes, You Can Still Fight.

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Remember The Three Rules

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Remember The Three Rules Of Vampire Hunting. One: Never, Ever Look Them In The Eyes. Two: Never, Ever Give Up Your Cross. Three: Aim For The Head And Heart. Even With Silver Ammo, It Won't Be A Killing Blow Anywhere Else." I Felt Like A Kindergarten Teacher Sending Her Kiddies Off To A Hostile Playground. "don't Panic If You Get Bitten. The Bite Can Be Cleansed. As Long As They Don't Mesmerize You With Their Eyes, You Can Still Fight.

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It Always Amazes Me How Many Women Like Dangerous Men. Men Who Almost From The Moment You Meet Them, You Know Are Bad News. Me, I Prefer My Men Kinder, Gentler, Nice. Niceness Is Highly Underrated By Most People.

I Try Not To Worry About Rewriting Books That Worked Well The First Time. I'm Too Busy Writing New Books To Worry About Things That Are Already In Print

Larry Had Brought Me Blue Jeans, A Red Polo Shirt, Jogging Socks, My White Nikes, An Extra Cross From My Suitcase, The Silver Knives, The Firestar Complete With Inner Pants Holster, And The Browning And Its Shoulder Holster. He'd Forgotten A Bra, But Hey, Except For That It Was Perfect.

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