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Oui , But If All The Men In Your Life Are Happy, You Are Happier, And It Makes My Life Easier." - Jean-claude

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Important Safety Tip - Never Look A Vampire In The Eye.

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Nicky Looked Down At Me With A Knowledge On His Face That He Was Holding The Monster In His Arms. I'd Have Comforted Him, But It Would Have Been All Lies.

If I Went In The Cage, I Was Going To End Up Eaten Alive. That Was Actually One Of My Top Five Ways Not To Die.

If I Let You Get Killed, The Other Body Guards Will Make Fun Of Me.

Women May Get To Wear Lots Of Pretty Colors, But Men Get The Comfortable Shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

I Talk To Myself Everyone Once In A While. Give Myself Very Good Advice. Sometimes I Even Take It.

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Illusion Is Sometimes All That Keeps Us Sane." - Anita

I've Been Writing Stories Since I Was 12. 'writer's Digest' Was One Of My Writing Teachers, Actually.

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Remember Your Personal Demons Should Be Afraid Of You, Because You Are Their Home, Their Food, And As You Heal, Their Executioner.

I Sipped My Own Coffee, Heavy On The Sugar And Cream, Trying To Make Up For The Late Work The Night Before. Caffeine And Sugar, The Two Basic Food Groups.

I'm Not Sure There Are Enough White Roses In The World To Make Me Forget Richard." I Held Up My Hand Before She Could Interrupt. "but I'm Not Sure There Are Enough Cozy Afternoons In All Eternity To Make Me Forget Jean-claude.

If You Love Someone, Truly Love Them, You Should Never Cause Them Pain. Never Fill Their Eyes With Something So Close To Grief.

I Started Off Like Everyone Else Does, Slogging But Having A Compulsion To Put Words On Paper. I Didn't Write Or Read Horror Or Fantasy, Other Than Children's Fantasy, Until I Was In My Teens

Larry's Zombie Bag Was A Nearly Virulent Green With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On It. I Was Almost Afraid To Ask What His Vampire Bag Looked Like.

Human Lives Are Too Short To Waste In Trivialities.

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Jason Patted Me On The Back. “tomorrow Night We'll Take You Out Chasing Deer.” “i Thought You'd Chase Cars,” I Said. He Grinned. “what Fun Is That? Cars Don't Bleed.

A Woman Will Forget That A Man Is Male, If They Are Good Enough Friends, But Men Rarely Forget That A Woman Is Feminine.

More Sex. We Must Have More Sex.

I Sat On The Bed. Neither Of Us Said Anything. I Wasn't Slick And Sophisticated Enough For This. What Do You Say To Boyfriend A When He Finds You Naked In The Bed Of Boyfriend B? Especially If Boyfriend A Turned Into A Monster The Night Before And Ate Someone. I Bet Miss Manners Didn't Cover This At All.

When God Ignores You, The Devil Starts Looking Good.

Hesitation Will Get You Killed.

The Second You Stop Questioning Yourself Is The Second That You Become The Monster. -merry

If They Cheat, Can I Shoot Them?

You Are An Abomination Before God. Jesus Loves You Too, I Said Smiling.

I Will Bathe In Your Warmth Ma Petite. Roll You Around Me Until My Heart Beats Only For You. My Breath Will Grow Warm From Your Kiss.

It Would Be Nice If You’d Stop Almost Killing Me Because You Don’t Want To Screw Other People.

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