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Many People Are Laughing When They See Me, But I'm Playing Mrs.baskets All Pristine. I'm Playing It Not-louie. I'm Not Being Louie. I'm Just Being The Character That I Think It Should Be. I Had To Make A Decision As To Whether I Was Going To Change My Voice Or Not, But We Decided For Me Not To Change My Voice, And I Think That Was The Best Thing Ever, Because I Think It Would've Made A Big Difference In The Character. I Don't Think It Would've Been As Good.

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Louie Anderson

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Many People Are Laughing When They See Me, But I'm Playing Mrs.baskets All Pristine. I'm Playing It Not-louie. I'm Not Being Louie. I'm Just Being The Character That I Think It Should Be. I Had To Make A Decision As To Whether I Was Going To Change My Voice Or Not, But We Decided For Me Not To Change My Voice, And I Think That Was The Best Thing Ever, Because I Think It Would've Made A Big Difference In The Character. I Don't Think It Would've Been As Good.

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At Thanksgiving, My Mom Always Makes Too Much Food, Especially One Item, Like 700 Or 800 Pounds Of Sweet Potatoes. She's Got To Push It During The Meal. "did You Get Some Sweet Potatoes? There's Sweet Potatoes. They're Hot. There's More In The Oven, Some More In The Garage. The Rest Are At The Johnson's."

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My Mother Loved People And She Loved Conversation, And She Loved To Engage With People. She Was A Really Fantastic Person. You Would've Really Liked Her.

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Playing Mrs.baskets Was An Interesting Experience For Me. It Was The Most Rewarding Thing I've Done Since Life With Louie. So You Never Know: If Somebody Asks You To Put A Wig And A Dress On, You Shouldn't Just Say "no" Right Away.you Should At Least See If There's Money, Fame, And Satisfaction Involved.

I've Been In Vegas. That's Where You Get Into The Money Thing. Boy, You Get Greedy In Vegas, You Know. That's The Only Place That You Can Bet $25, Get It Up To $500 And Refuse To Quit.

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I Had Been Asking The Universe And God To Send Me A Way For Me To Help Me. Show Business Has Been So Wonderful To Me, And It Came In The Form Of That. Its Just So Funny How Things Come Into Your Life, And If You Take A Chance On Them, It Might Give You A Brand New Life.

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