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I Had Been Asking The Universe And God To Send Me A Way For Me To Help Me. Show Business Has Been So Wonderful To Me, And It Came In The Form Of That. Its Just So Funny How Things Come Into Your Life, And If You Take A Chance On Them, It Might Give You A Brand New Life.

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Louie Anderson

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I Had Been Asking The Universe And God To Send Me A Way For Me To Help Me. Show Business Has Been So Wonderful To Me, And It Came In The Form Of That. Its Just So Funny How Things Come Into Your Life, And If You Take A Chance On Them, It Might Give You A Brand New Life.

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Your Agent Or Manager Tells You. They Go, "you're Out. They're Gonna Get A New Guy." But Then I Didn't Feel Bad. I Didn't Take It Personally. Not That I'm Competitive At All. But You Have Pride In That, You Know? You Want Your Ratings To Be Good. But Now That I'm 62, I Don't Really Care About The Ratings. I Don't Care About The Reviews. I Care About The Work, And I Care About The People That I'm Working With, And I Try To Make The Experience For Them And Myself As Good As It Can Be.

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I Think What People Were Trying With Me Was To Figure Out Who I Was. They Thought I Was Funny, But They Were Like, "how Can We Use This Guy So He Can Regularly Do This?" Does That Make Any Sense? I Think People Were Trying To Figure Out If My Fat Peg Would Fit In Their Square Hole.

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One Thing To Remember When You're Successful, Famous, Whatever You Want To Call It - Well-known, Not That Well-known - Whatever You Want To Go. One Thing To Remember Is Your Family's Not Famous, And They're Not Well-known.

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I Have Added A Lot. There's Some Vegas Stuff And Hotel Stuff And A Whole Chunk On Health.

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I Have To Be Very Careful About How I Do Any Stuff On Sadness 'cause The Crowd Gets Really Sad And Concerned For Me.

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