Let's Just Say I Can Never Be Cast Again After Ron Swanson. Then I Have A Life Of Theater And Woodworking And My Wife To Look Forward To, And That Doesn't Make Me Anything But Very Happy.

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Nick Offerman

Let's Just Say I Can Never Be Cast Again After Ron Swanson. Then I Have A Life Of Theater And Woodworking And My Wife To Look Forward To, And That Doesn't Make Me Anything But Very Happy.

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I Like To Play Women Who Are Not Strong At All, Because, There's Certainly Plenty Of Myself That Is No Kind Of A Warrior.

Strong

Warrior

Play

How Lucky My Life Is That I Have Two Arms, And Two Legs, And Ten Fingers With Which To Make Things Out Of Wood.

Two

Lucky

Legs

The Fact That I Have A Job That People Even Watch Is An Incredible Gift.

Jobs

People

Watches

The Key, I Would Say To Any Fledgling Humorist Starting Out, Is To Make Sure That Sloppiness Is Part Of Your Recipe. That Way They Come To Expect Fumbling And Clumsiness And They Say, "oh, It Must Be A Charming Part Of His Personality."

Keys

Personality

Sloppiness

I Grew Up In A Small Town In Illinois, And My Dad Was A Basketball Coach. Thanks To Him, I Have Excellent Fundamentals In Both Basketball And Baseball.

Inspirational

Basketball

Baseball

You Know, It's Hard To Beat Bacon At Anytime Of Day. But I Also Am A Big Fan Of Corned Beef Hash.

Fans

Beef

Hash

I Really Thought That I'd Be Doing Shakespeare, Honest To God. I Did Not Foresee The Whole Action Television Thing. That Was God's Joke.

Television

Action

Honest

We're Cognizant, Curious Beings, Capable Of Philosophical Thought, Nuclear Physics, Repeating Nerf Weapons, Global Consciousness, Glade Air Fresheners, And Sentient Automobiles. But We're Assholes First.

Philosophical

Air

Firsts

When I Was In High School, I Would Perform Every Year In Those Plays And There Was Something I Really Loved About It. But I Was Completely Unaware That You Could Sort Of Get Into An Acting Career.

School

Years

Play

I Would Like Americans To Make Things With Their Hands. Thomas Jefferson And I Feel That Makes For A Much Stronger Nation.

Funny

Hands

America

I Think It's Fascinating That I Receive Attention For What People Perceive To Be A Level Of Manliness Or Machismo, When Amongst My Family Of Farmers And Paramedics And Regular Americans, I'm Kind Of The Sissy In My Family.

Thinking

People

Attention

Men And Women Alike, If You Think That Altering The Tip Of Your Nose With Surgery Will Make You Happier, I Would Suggest You Alter Something Much More Malleable Than Your Flesh, Like Your Priorities, Or Your Friends.

Life Changing

Men

Thinking

When It Comes To Marijuana, I Think It's Ridiculous To Live In A Country That Espouses Freedom, Liberty And Equality, Yet Won't Follow Through On A Philosophy That Says: "if It's Not Hurting Anybody Or Their Property, You Can Do Any Goddamn Thing You Want."

Country

Hurt

Philosophy

You Know, Even Working Actors Can End Up Having A Lot Of Spare Time. And You Can Either Go Sit At The Starbucks And Wait For Your Agent To Call You, Or You Can Go Learn How To Build A Shaker Blanket Chest With Hand-cut Dovetails.

Cutting

Hands

Waiting

Once You Have A Phd, Every Meeting You Go To Becomes A Doctor's Appointment.

Doctors

Phds

Meetings

When I Arrive In Los Angeles In The Entertainment Community, And I Use Implements Like A Shovel And A Hammer, Our Society Has Distanced Itself So Far From Working With Its Hands That Those Incredibly Pedestrian Skills Are Perceived As Somehow Being Extraordinary.

Hands

Skills

Community

Only When You Get Into Tv And Film, Do People Really Want You To Be A 'specialist'.

People

Film

I Always Call Performing Live "giving The People The Medicine," Because When You're Engaged In It, You Can Feel The Sort Of Soul Magic Being Exchanged Between The Performer And The Audience.

Medicine

People

Giving

It's Hard To Swallow When People Say, "oh My God, You're A Master Of Something." I Say, "no, I'm Actually A Student Of That. I Could Turn You On To Websites For 25 Masters, And You'll Quickly See That I Am Their Disciple."

People

Students

Masters

If Properly Dried And Trimmed, New York-style Pizza Could Be Used To Make A Box For Chicago-style Pizza. I Love A Slice When I'm In Nyc, But It's Like Eating A Slim Jim Compared With A Filet Mignon. One Slice Of Gino's East Stuffed Sausage Pizza Is A Bigger Meal Than An Entire New York Pie.

New York

Nyc

Pie

With All Of The Visual Distraction Constantly Inundating Us In The Form Of Our Devices And Screens, I Really Derive A Great Deal Of Pleasure From Watching The Sun Rise And Set, Admiring Clouds As They Change Shape Across The Sky, Watching Tree Leaves And Blossoms Undulate In The Breeze....these Treats Foment An Ocular-cleansing Refreshment To My Way Of Thinking.

Thinking

Clouds

Sky

It's Taken Me A Lot Of Years To Peel Away My Own Layers.

Taken

Years

Layers

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.

Religious

Teaching

Being Cool

Turn Off Your Computer And Go Out Of Doors. Dig A Large Enough Hole To Transplant A Mature Apple Tree. Nurture The Tree, Feed It, Coddle It So That Its Fruit Will Be Ample, Bright And Firm. Practice Open-hand Strikes Against The Rough Bark Of The Trunk Until It's Time To Harvest. Choose The Champion Of Your Apple Crop, Pluck It From The Tree, And Beat Yourself About The Face And Tits With It Until Your Mettle Will Suffice.

Doors

Hands

Practice

When We Think Of An Actor, We Think Of A Tanned, Frosted-tipped, Model-looking Guy. We Don't Think Of A Plumber.

Thinking

Guy

Actors

If Your Shirt Isn't Tucked Into Your Pants, Then Your Pants Are Tucked Into Your Shirt.

Pants

Shirts

Ifs

I've Had To Learn And Discipline Myself That I'm Much Happier And Much Less Depressed If I Give Myself A Project. It's Just That Simple.

Simple

Discipline

Giving

I Also Grew Up Building Theatrical Scenery. I Spent Many Years Building Scenery As A Large Part Of My Income And That Allowed Me To Really Develop My Shop Skills.

Years

Skills

Income

Marijuana Is Quite Possibly The Finest Of Intoxicants. It Has Been Scientifically Proven, For Decades, To Be Much Less Harmful To The Body Than Alcohol When Used On A Regular Basis.

Weed

Marijuana

Alcohol

Follow Your Gut, Make A Choice, And Throw Yourself Into It. If You Make A Mistake, Then You Have Merely Afforded Yourself A Valuable Lesson.

Mistake

Choices

Lessons

People Are Afraid That They're Going To Upset Somebody On Top, And So There's A Real Sense Of, I've Got To Be Quiet, I Don't Want To Be Fired.

Real

People

Upset

Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Don't Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Yourself. He's A Grown Man, Fishing's Not That Hard.

Life Changing

Men

Fishing

I'm Very Hairy, And Men In Film And Tv Are No Longer Allowed To Be Hairy.

Men

Tvs

Film

I Don't Put A Great Deal Of Stock In Art Trophies.

Art

Trophies

Deals

I Am A Saxophone Player.

Player

Saxophone

I Made An Executive Decision In College When I Learned How Behind I Was In The World Of Books, Films, And Music Because Of My Rural Upbringing. I Really Reduced The Amount Of Time That Sports Took Up In My Life.i Still Have Some Faulkner To Get Through.

Sports

Book

College

And What We've Lost Sight Of Is That Performing Manual Labor With Your Hands Is One Of The Most Incredibly Satisfying And Positive Things You Can Do.

Sight

Hands

Lost

If You're An Original Thinker, You Are Going Get Told 'no' A Lot, And You Have To Be Able To Hear 'no' Many Times From The Bankers And Trust That At Some Point, Someone Is Going To Recognize That You Are An Artist And Not A Can Of Soda.

Artist

Soda

Able

When I Got To Los Angeles, I Started Building Cabins In Peoples’ Yards, Building Post-and-beam Structures And Cutting The Joinery For Those.

Cutting

Yards

Cabins

"i Don't Ever Want To Try To Be A 'cute Guy.' I Want To Be Charles Laughton, Or Oliver Reed, Or Lon Cheney. That's Way More Fun For Me." And Once I Flipped That Switch, That's Another Thing I've Taken Off My Shoulders, Where I Never Have To Worry About, "do I Look Good?"

Cute

Fun

Taken

A Lot Of People Find Themselves In The Entertainment Business - Or Perhaps Society Steers Them Toward It - Because They're Beautiful.

Beautiful

People

Entertainment

I Have A Very Healthy Growth Of Both Head And Facial Hair. People Always Want To Attribute Further Superhuman Powers To Me. It's Funny The Way The Audience Really Seems To Want Me, Nick The Actor, To Exhibit The Same Machismo As Ron Swanson.

Hair

People

Healthy

I Come From The Theater, Where I Got Into Acting Because I Love Transforming. I Love Nothing More Than To Be Unrecognizable.

Acting

Theater

Transforming

I've Never Seen A Theater Community To Rival That Of Chicago. Neither New York Nor L.a. Has The Raw Talent Or Integrity That Chicago Theater Has, And I Think It's Because Chicago Doesn't Have Broadway Or The Film And Tv Business To Distract It.

New York

Integrity

Thinking

Actually, I'm Not Super-kickass At A Lot Of Things.

Kickass

Technically, We're All Half Centaur.

Centaurs

Half

My Wife, The Actress Megan Mullally, Was An English Major At Northwestern University And Loves Fiction. Like So Many Things In My Life, She Curates Things For Me. For Example, I Have The Daunting Prospect Of Donna Tartt's "the Goldfinch" Waiting For Me When I Get Through My Current Reading Pile.

Reading

Wife

Waiting

We Realized That The World Of Popular Culture Had Been Creating The Perfect Candidate For Many Years: The Female Champion Of The Universe.

Years

Creating

Perfect

I'm Enjoying The Opportunity That Parks And Recreation Affords Me To Exploit My Own Soapbox Agenda, Which Is To Try To Encourage People To Make Things With Their Hands.

Opportunity

Hands

People

We Have Such An Embarrassment Of Riches When It Comes To Choice. Do You Want To Hike In The Alps? There Are 300 Pairs Of Shoes You Can Order Within The Next 10 Minutes. You Have Your Choice Of Everything.

Order

Shoes

Choices

If You Like Comedy, Go Home And Curl Up With Leviticus. The Writers Of The Onion Are Handed Leviticus On Their First Day.

Home

Curls

Onions

I Never Went Too Long Without A Job. The Problem Was A Lot Of The Early Jobs Are Almost More Demoralizing Than Unemployment.

Jobs

Long

Unemployment

It Was On A Van Ride Home From The Movie Set That Everything Came Together. I Realized I Had To Get Off Twitter. It Just Struck Me That I Couldn't Stop Everyone Else From Doing It, But I Could Certainly Stop Myself.

Home

Together

Vans

If You Always Have Something In Your Life That You're Trying To Improve Upon, Then Every Day You Have A Reason To Get Out Of Bed, And You Have A Reason To Achieve Something And Feel Good.

Feel Good

Trying

Bed

Jack London Is A Very Generous Description Of My Small Hiking, Bicycling, And Canoeing Habit. I Myself Feel Like A Weak Urbanite A Lot Of The Time, Because Lots Of My Friends Are Incredible Outdoorsmen And Women.

Hiking

London

Men And Women

Figure Out What You Love To Do, Then Figure Out How To Get Paid To Do It.

Figures

What You Love

Paid

If You Don't Look At Yourself And Evaluate It, You Instead See How The World's Reacting To It.

Looks

World

Reacting

If I Had To Pick One Form Of Acting, It Would Be Live Theater. That's Where I Started; That's Where I Became A Man, I Think I'm Still Finishing Up That Job.

Jobs

Men

Thinking

I Think That Laziness In Many Ways Is The Human Condition, And That's What Has Led Us To This Place Where, As We've Developed Technology.

Technology

Thinking

Laziness

Jobs That Require A Suit Upset Me. They Displease Me Much, As Our World Is Rife With Such Superficial Conformity.

Jobs

Our World

Upset

If I Had More Time, I'd Watch More Woodworking Or Home-improvement Shows, But, Not Enough Hours In The Day.

Home

Hours In The Day

Watches

I Spent A Lot Of My Youth Working Outside In The Elements, And I Kind Of Revel In Defeating Tough Weather.

Weather

Snow

Work Out

I Come From A Family Of Fishermen. Fishing Is Very Important To Us. We Don't Hunt. We're Not Gun Folk.

Gun

Fishing

Important

Always Maintain The Attitude Of A Student. If You Think You've Done Learning, Bitterness Sets In, But If You Have More To Achieve Every Day, In Any Arena, That Makes Each Morning's Awakening Full Of Potential And Cheery Portent.

Morning

Attitude

Thinking

I Awaken. I Consume Oxygen, Then Bacon, Eggs And Black Coffee, Then My Wife, Then Bacon.

Coffee

Oxygen

Eggs

There's A Lot Of Common Sense ... Which I Feel Like We Have Lost Touch With.

Common Sense

Common

Lost

Not Only Do I Recommend Wendell Berry To Anyone Who Will Talk To Me For More Than Seven Seconds, But I Buy His Books In Quantity And Send Them To People. I Bought A Few Dozen Of His Newest, "our Only World."

Book

People

Berries

The Quest For The Next Key Art Awards Begins With Tomorrow's Hangover

Art

Hangover

Awards

Let's Just Say I Can Never Be Cast Again After Ron Swanson. Then I Have A Life Of Theater And Woodworking And My Wife To Look Forward To, And That Doesn't Make Me Anything But Very Happy.

Wife

Looks

Woodworking

I Think The Whole Thing Is Kind Of Sad, Honestly, In The Same Way That Our Civilization - Particularly The Consumers Of Pop Culture - Has Grown So Used To An Emasculated, Bare-chested Leading Man That Something Like Simply Growing A Mustache Can Impress People.

Men

Thinking

Civilization

Your Dreams Are Always Going To Seem Much More Profound To You Then They Are To Your Friend.

Dream

Profound

I Have A Wonderfully Hedonistic Appetite, And If I Wasn't Really Strict With Myself, I'd Weigh 300 Pounds. I'm Not Good With Moderation.

Pounds

Moderation

Appetite

I Have A Ridiculously Beautiful Wife Who's Super Sexy, And As Long As She's Happy With Me, I Don't Need To Look In The Mirror And Think, "how Do I Stack Up Next To Bradley Cooper? Would Cooper Rock This Shirt?" Doesn't Matter. He Does Not Have Your Wife. You Do.

Beautiful

Sexy

Thinking

Don't Use Barbiturates Before Going On Stage. And Be Honest.

Life Changing

Use

Honest

I Keep Having These Bros Come Up To Me And Say, "i Used To Watch You When I Was A Fetus," And I Just Want To Kill Them.

Watches

Fetus

Want

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

Stubborn

Take A Deep Breath

Position

My Family Has Schoolteachers And Librarians, And I Think People Who Teach Are Probably Some Of Our Greatest American Heroes. Certainly, Underpaid And Unsung.

Hero

Thinking

People

I Learned As A Young Man That I Don't Write Jokes, But That I Can Deliver More Mundane Material And Get A Laugh. I Call Myself A Humorist.

Writing

Men

Laughing

When I Hear Young People Today Complain About Being Bored - And The Things That Keep Them From Being Bored Are Generally Exclusively Videogames And/or Computer Pastimes - I Just Try To Encourage Them To Go Outside.

People

Bored

Trying

I Think All These Great Comforts That Come From The Human Condition Of Trying To Make Things Easier On Ourselves Also Have These Pitfalls, Where Things Become So Easy That We Forget How Enjoyable Building A Fence Can Be.

Thinking

Trying

Pitfalls

My Education Began In Theater School, And It Continues To This Day. I Just Continued Learning To Be A Better Performer.

School

Theater

Performers

One Of The Most Poignant Pieces Of Recent Science Fiction For Me Was The Portrayal Of The Adults In The Pixar Film Wall-e. I Feel Like We're On The Cusp Of Becoming Fat Babies In Floating Chairs Being Fed Everything In Shake Form, And I Feel Like I Am As Prone To Laziness As Anybody.

Baby

Wall

Adults

If You Want To Be Happy In Life, Consider Yourself A Student. Every Day Of Your Life, Think: How Can I Improve?

Happy Life

Thinking

Want

I Feel It's Important To Point Out That I've Earned My Humility By Being A Jackass - Like, I Trip And Fall On My Face And Say, "oh, Right. Don't Think You're A Big Shot, Because You've Got A Bloody Nose Now." So It's Hard To Say.

Fall

Humility

Thinking

I'm A Very Intermediate Sax Player, But Now That Rob Lowe Is On My Show, I Had To Cop To Him. Like, 'dude Your Ridiculous Fake Sax Playing [in St. Elmo's Fire] Inspired Me To Pick Up A Horn.'

Player

Fire

Fake

My Career Is Inexplicable To Me. So Far I've Just Been Not Getting Fired Despite Being Myself.

Careers

Being Myself

Inexplicable

Meat Is A Big Deal In My Life. I Do Love Breakfast Food, But I Don't Think That's Extraordinary. I'm A Normal American. We Love Eggs And Meat And Potatoes And Gravy.

Thinking

Breakfast Food

Eggs

No Matter How You Decide To Spend A Little More Time On Your Gestures Of Giving, The Point Is Just Quite Simply That You Do.

Life Changing

Giving

Gestures

People Keep Referring To Me As A Standup, And That Just Doesn't Sit Well With Me Because A Lot Of My Friends Are Standups And They're Brilliant At Writing Jokes, And I'm Not.

Writing

People

Brilliant

Whatever It Is You Like To Do, That's The Sexiest Part Of You.

Sexiest

I Worked A Lot In Chicago's Theater Scene As A Fight Choreographer. And So I Do Have A Lot Of Experience In Stage Combat And Also In Kabuki Dance And Kabuki Theater.

Fighting

Chicago

Scene

I've Been Working Steadily As An Actor Since Around 1998. I Wasn't Well Known In The Public, But I Was A Dependable Working Journeyman.

Actors

Well Known

Dependable

I Won't Read A New Graphic Comic Novel Until The Writer Has Completed The Entire Series. I Got Burned A Few Times When I Got Turned On To A Book, Plowed Through It Only To Find Out The Author Was In The Middle Of Writing The Next.

Book

Writing

Just Stand Up For Your Principals And Be Loyal To Your Friends And Family.

Life Changing

Family And Friends

Loyal

When I First Met With Agents, They Said, "okay, You're Going To Play Plumbers And Mechanics And Bus Drivers And Farmers. Go."

Play

Agents

Firsts

I Think What Makes So Many Other Actors Miserable Is Focusing Completely On Making Other Plans. They're Obsessed With Their Haircut And Their Headshot And Their Agent, Their Imdb Profile Or Whatever.

Thinking

Actors

Agents

Love One Another, Make Something With Your Hands, And Exalt The Farmer.

Hands

Love One Another

Farmers

I Always Call Myself A "student" Of The Guitar.

Guitar

Students

When I Was A Kid, I Lived In This Small Town Way Out In The Country. We Had Three Tv Channels And One Radio Station. I Couldn't Even Get My Hands On Good Comic Books. My Aunt, Who Is A Librarian, Gave Me Tolkien's "the Lord Of The Rings," Laura Ingalls Wilder's "little House On The Prairie," And Lewis's "the Chronicles Of Narnia." They Were Such Incredible Treasures To Have In My Somewhat Mundane Country Life.

Country

Book

Kids

When I [first] Went To University, I Was Doing Foreign Languages, Because I Had Done Them Since I Was 13 Years Old. I Had Done French And German. I Picked Up Italian, Just Sort Of Blasted Through The Exams, [and Then] Took Off Overseas, Because I Wanted To Be An Actor. I Thought, "i'm Just Not Academic." I'm Not Very Competitive, In Terms Of Acting. But Since Going Back To University, I've Realized, I Am Highly Competitive.

Italian

Years

Acting

I Am Always So Happy To Be At 'snl.' I Still Feel Like A Kid When I'm There, Like I Can't Believe I'm Watching Them Make The Show.

Believe

Kids

Snl

I Always Drastically Changed My Look For Each Role. It's Gotten A Little Tedious In Real Life, Also, Because There's No Hiding.

Real

Roles

Looks

I Don't Get Nominated, And I Have To Say, I've Probably Gotten The Greatest Mass Of Press In My Life Through Not Getting Nominated. It's Definitely Been A Winning Situation As Far As I'm Concerned.

Winning

Mass

Situation

I Have A Kenwood Charcoal Grill. In Our House, If Anybody Is Cooking, It's Me. I Love Making Burgers. I Love Making Pork Tenderloin. Lamb Chops I Do On The Grill A Lot. But You Just Can't Beat Brats.

House

Cooking

Pork

If Properly Dried And Trimmed, New York-style Pizza Could Be Used To Make A Box For Chicago-style Pizza.

New York

Style

Chicago

I Grew Up Among Farmers In Illinois And So You Always Have To Have The Tools You Might Need In The Eventuality Of A Flat Tire Or A Broken Window.

Illinois

Broken

Might

Shut Your Damn Mouth.

Life Changing

Mouths

Damn

I've Split My Life Between A Few Different Disciplines.

Discipline

Different

Splits

I'm Opposed To A Lot Of The Time That We As A Civilization Have Come To Spend Looking At Screens. For My Money, Life Is Much Delicious Damn Near Everyplace But Inside That Screen.

Life Changing

Civilization

Life Is

I Don't Know What It Is On An Elemental Level, But A Beard In General Evokes Hedonism. It's A More Lush Personal Grooming Style. It's More Comfortable And Cozy; It's Less Sharp And Angular And Businesslike. I Feel Like A Beard Is More Hobbit-like, Even Though Hobbits Themselves Are Clean-shaven.

Style

Levels

Cozy

I'm Quite Excited To Not Play A Xena Type Character - It's Probably Closer To Me Than Any Character I've Ever Played.

Character

Play

Excited

The First Thing I Do, After I Talk With The Director And We Agree That I'm Going To Do The Role... My Jumping Off Point Is I Get A Picture Of What My 'look' Will Be. My Wardrobe Style, My Facial Hair, Glasses And All That Kind Of Stuff.

Style

Kind

Agree

When I Use Weed Creatively, I'm Much Better At Drawing Or Making Something Or Playing Music. But What I Do For A Living Is Mostly Performing As An Actor Or Writing, And For Those Things I Need To Have My Faculties Sharp.

Weed

Writing

Drawing

Children Are So Egocentric - They Want To Watch Their Lives, And Not Yours.

Children

Watches

Want

For Years I Drove A Big Ford F250 Pickup. That Was My Ride Because Two-thirds Of My Work Was Wood Work, And I'm Always Driving Up To Northern California, Where I Harvest Salvaged Trees.

California

Years

Two

I Have A Corn Creamer That I Love. It Extracts Pulp And Juice From Kernels, And I Simmer That Down Into A Creamed Corn That Has An Almost Mashed Potato-like Consistency. I Add Butter And Hit It With Chopped Fresh Chives At The End For An Accent Of Color.

Color

Consistency

Corn

I Was Drinking A Lot Of Bourbon. I Was Miserable. I Was Starting To Get Work, But It Wasn't Remotely Satisfying. It Was Garbage Compared To The Theater I Was Doing.

Drinking

Garbage

Miserable

No One Will Ever Ask Me To Sing Because It's Beautiful. My Secret Is Hiding My Musicianship Behind Humor.

Beautiful

Secret

Hiding

I Really Bridled When Parks And Rec Became Popular And Woodworking Publications Wanted Me To Do Stuff With Them.

Woodworking

Parks And Rec

Stuff

I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth Grade And Immediately Announced That I Would Grow Up To Become One.

Growing Up

Grades

Fourth Grade

Of Course Smartphones Are Brilliant Inventions, But The Nefarious Thing About Twitter And Other Social Media Is That It Starts To Fill All The Gaps In Your Day. I Quickly Become An Addict.

Media

Smartphones

Gaps

I Became Very Interested [in Philosophy] After Attending The U.n. Conference On Sustainable Development In Brazil.i'm Very Concerned About Climate Change And The World Reaching A Tipping Point. And, I See Other People Who Really Just Want To Survive To Make It To The Next Election, Rather Than Making Means Of Change.

Philosophy

Mean

People

Damn It All, You Have Been Given A Life On This Beautiful Planet! Get Off Your Ass And Do Something!

Beautiful

Ass

Given

It's Irrelevant To Me If Other People Know Who I Am. I'm Just, I'm Really Happy. It Calms Me Down, Too. If You're On Top Of An Oilrig, Fighting With Politicians, Or Whatever - You Need A Bit Of Wisdom To Realize That You're Not Always Right, Or That You're Not Always Being Reasonable, Or You're Not Always Listening.

Fighting

Who I Am

People

My Uncles, Who Are Farmers In Minooka, Illinois - I Grew Up With Them And Their Pickup Trucks And Mustaches, And To Me That Was Masculinity: Big Hairy Sweaty Guys Who Could Pick Up A Bus.

Uncles

Illinois

Guy

I Think That Purity Creates Not Only A Higher Level Of Artistic Vision But A Purer Work Ethic.

Thinking

Work Ethic

Vision

I Learned In My Early Years In The Theater That I Would Never Become The Guy On Top. I'll Never Create A Show; I Don't Have A Brain Expansive Enough To See The Whole Picture, In A Way That Would Behoove Anyone.

Years

Guy

Brain

The World Is Split Into Two Halves: The Bacon, And The Bacon Eaters.

Life Changing

Two

Half

Being A Man Of The Theater And A Hedonist, I Find The Idea Of Building Coffins Very Romantic.

Men

Ideas

Coffins

If I Put Down My Tweeter Machine For A Minute, I Actually Can Communicate With People. As An Aside, Astonishingly, I Just Started Doing Twitter.

People

Machines

Minutes

I Always Had A Lot Of Confidence In My Work And The Unique Flavor I Like To Bring To My Characters, But You Know I'm Not A Huge Dreamer.

Character

Unique

Dreamer

Branding Is Quite An Important Thing. As An Artist, You Want To Be Able To Explore Facets Of Yourself.

Artist

Important

Want

I Worked Mostly In Television Drama For My First Few Years. I Just Kept Guesting On Nypd Blues And Csi-like Stuff, So When I Started Getting Work In Comedy, A Lot Of People In The Business Would Say, 'oh - I Didn't Know You Did Comedy.'

Drama

People

Comedy

Auditioning For Television Shows - To Find A Guy Who Has A Lot Of Experience As A Laborer Is A Bit Of An Anomaly. We Do Exist. I Know Several Other Actors Who Have Made Their Living, Instead Of A Waitress Job, Framing Houses Or Blacktopping Roads.

Jobs

House

Guy

I Just Always Had A Penchant For Performing For People.i'm A Jackass Clown.

People

Clown

Performing

Doing Voice Work Is More Like Recording Music That People Are Going To Listen To. You're Creating An Oral Experience Using Whatever Bells And Whistles You Have In Your Voice, And You Can Shut Your Eyes And Use Your Imagination And Nobody's Going To See If The Faces You Make Don't Match The Voices You Make. That's A Lot Of Fun.

Fun

Eye

Voice

Understanding Quotes: Their Essence and Application

Quotes, or quotations, are powerful tools in communication, encapsulating ideas, emotions, and wisdom in concise expressions. They serve various purposes across different contexts, from academic writing to everyday conversation.

1. Defining Quotes

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Block quotes are lengthy direct quotations, formatted as a separate block of text. They are typically used for quotes exceeding a certain length, varying by citation style. For instance, in APA style, quotes longer than 40 words are formatted as block quotes.

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Always attribute quotes to their original authors and provide proper citations according to the required style guide (APA, MLA, Chicago, etc.).

5. Common Mistakes to Avoid

5.1. Overusing Quotes

Relying too heavily on quotes can overshadow your voice. Use them sparingly to support your arguments, not replace them.

5.2. Lack of Analysis

Presenting a quote without analysis or explanation can leave readers questioning its relevance. Always follow up with your interpretation or discussion.

5.3. Misquoting or Taking Out of Context

Ensure that quotes are accurate and not taken out of context, as this can mislead readers and undermine your credibility.

6. Quotes in Different Contexts

6.1. Academic Writing

In academic writing, quotes are used to support arguments, provide evidence, and engage with existing literature. Proper citation is crucial to avoid plagiarism.

6.2. Journalism

Journalists use quotes to provide firsthand accounts, add authenticity, and present multiple perspectives within a story.

6.3. Literature and Creative Writing

In literature, quotes can be used to convey character voices, themes, and stylistic elements. They enrich narratives and provide depth to storytelling.

7. Punctuation and Formatting

Understanding the correct punctuation and formatting of quotes is essential:

Quotation Marks: Always enclose direct quotes within quotation marks.

Punctuation Placement: In American English, periods and commas are placed inside quotation marks, while colons and semicolons are placed outside.

Block Quotes: For longer quotes, format them as block quotes without quotation marks, and indent the entire block.

8. Ethical Considerations

Ethical use of quotes involves accurate representation, proper attribution, and respect for intellectual property. Misuse can lead to plagiarism, which carries serious academic and professional consequences.

9. Tools for Managing Quotes

Utilize tools like citation generators and plagiarism checkers to manage quotes effectively. These tools help ensure proper formatting and originality in your writing.

Conclusion

Quotes are invaluable in enriching content, providing evidence, and conveying complex ideas succinctly. When used appropriately, they enhance the quality and credibility of your writing. Always ensure relevance, proper integration, and ethical usage to maximize their impact.

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