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I Was Smart Enough To Know It Would Probably Make Me A Salable Item For The Paparazzi. I Knew I'd Have To Move To A Home That Had A Gate. But That Pearl Of Possibility That Lives In Your Heart When You Meet Somebody You Want To Know More About Has Such A Different Molecular Density Than Everything Else That You Have To Pursue It.

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I Was Smart Enough

John Mayer

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I Was Smart Enough To Know It Would Probably Make Me A Salable Item For The Paparazzi. I Knew I'd Have To Move To A Home That Had A Gate. But That Pearl Of Possibility That Lives In Your Heart When You Meet Somebody You Want To Know More About Has Such A Different Molecular Density Than Everything Else That You Have To Pursue It.

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