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I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

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I Told Hugh Hefner,

Pamela Anderson

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I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

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My Boots Use Recycled Electronics And Recycled Plastics From The Ocean.

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

I Think We Have A Very Skewed Idea Of What Sex Is Nowadays. Tv, Video Games And The Internet Are Set Up To Raise Men To Be Predators.

My Parents Tried To Keep Me Safe, But To Me The World Was Not A Safe Place.

I Have Two Homes In Malibu, A Home In Canada That I'm Building, And I Just Love Pouring My Heart Out Into This Part Of My Life.

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