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My Career Only Took Off Because Of One Football Game. I Thought It Was Funny. 'playboy' Called And Offered Me A Cover Just Like That. I Turned Them Down Initially, Because I Was Nervous About It And My Boyfriend At The Time Didn't Want Me To Do It, But They Kept Coming Back , So I Eventually Said Yes.

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My Career Only Took

Pamela Anderson

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My Career Only Took Off Because Of One Football Game. I Thought It Was Funny. 'playboy' Called And Offered Me A Cover Just Like That. I Turned Them Down Initially, Because I Was Nervous About It And My Boyfriend At The Time Didn't Want Me To Do It, But They Kept Coming Back , So I Eventually Said Yes.

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