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I Think With The Success Of, Like, Every Summer There Has Been A Couple R-rated Comedies That Have Done So Well; I Think It Is So Nice To See That People Are Turning Out To See These Movies, And It Doesn't Seem To Be As Big A Stigma With The Studios Anymore.

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I Think With The Success Of, Like, Every Summer There Has Been A Couple R-rated Comedies That Have Done So Well; I Think It Is So Nice To See That People Are Turning Out To See These Movies, And It Doesn't Seem To Be As Big A Stigma With The Studios Anymore.

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I Left 'saturday Night Live' Without A Film To Go To, And I'd Filmed 'old School' While I Was In My Last Season Of The Show, And That Hadn't Come Out Yet. I Was A Free Agent, In A Way, But I Knew It Was Time To Leave The Show And Test The Water.

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Every Time I Do A Partnership With The Corporation, It's Usually - I Mean, It Is - Reflective Of Me And They Really Want Who I Am. They Want What I've Established For My Brand And The Respect And Quality That I've Established.

I Guess Ultimately A Lot Of Comedians Just Wanna Be Taken Seriously.

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Mass Destruction

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